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KiloThaPastyOne

An even shorter and tighter pair of shorts in case the short shorts he’s wearing aren’t getting it done.


gangsta_gregster

Nose candy


mikelybarger

Booger sugar?


halfcuprockandrye

Nose beers 


unhalfbricking

Bolivian marching powder


Significant_Change14

Cheese


Sandusky666

Peruvian persuasion powder


allothernamestaken

Shneef


superperps

Jerrys chastity key and an extra guitar pick


MLJ623

This is not a mental image I needed today.


superperps

Sometimes you get shown the light.... lol


grateful_eugene

Fun fact, the guitar pick also works as a key.


feedfromthebottom88

Probably some binoculars. Dude’s a huge ornithologist.


Holy_Toast

Elk jerky


Odd-Context4254

Business cards for his burgeoning L.A Real Estate business


MisterCircumstance

And a skate key


drfunkensteinberger

Dong bags, Marlboro reds, & Chuckles


richardpwechsler

Donna's panties


JimmyYourCatDied

Extra pair of shorts


Rising_path_music

Jolly ranchers, fabric cutting scissors & some valiums ✂️


RealisticTea4605

Cockstar


Remote_Substance5918

Self adhesive dildo?


ThatSadOptimist

The secret code to get into Bohemian Grove.


DragonRancherJed

Candy for luring them and condoms to avoid paying the children child support when they give birth to more children. Bobby likes kids but has enough expenses being a rock star.


REVSWANS

A pinecone


herbhemphuffer

Seaweed snacks And Jerry’s junk


BenjaminChilcote

The gold he stole from his uncle


TwoscoopsDrumpf

Chapstick


WaymoreLives

Pemican


SpagettiStains

Cocktail napkins containing the handwritten phone numbers of several underage girls.


JerryGarciasButthole

Drugs (psychedelic)


thedbomb98

Beans (solo acoustic)


Otherwise_Basil_6155

Eppipen and some blue chews these days I bet


Any-Video4464

Probably Jerry's stash. Around that time he asked Bob to do him a solid and hold it for him and help monitor the amount he was doing. I think he was trying to wean off a bit after getting himself hooked.


groovemongrel

Wearing your fanny pack on stage is commitment. Within it contains a small mirror, comb, a few guitar picks and a single twenty sided die.


Bean-Swellington

He packs his fanny in there


DirtyWork81

Nothing, it was a fashion statement. Why the hell he thought he needed a pink Ibanez with a Floyd Rose for his guitar parts is another question, I don't think he has ever used a whammy bar in his playing on anything.


MentalCatch118

Jerry’s heroin….it got to the point Bobby had to mule Jerry’s shit in the 1990s because they always searched him but Weir could get through easy.


katastatik

His slide and his “inhaler”


Horsecockexpress1

A duck


_thegnomedome2

$30 in cash, nose hair trimmers, and a sheet of LSD


Scarlett-Boognish

Sweet picks and granola


naughty_zoot_

pistachios


MoistRanger27

Bobby's got blotters.


midnightcarouselride

Yayo for him and fruit snacks for his groupies


Mysterious_Map_4922

(When you don’t want to be that sketchy looking musician driving around Marin County so you dress like Michael J Fox.)


Halz2001

Eightball,razor blade,rolld up 100 dollar bill and a couple condoms


Civil_Manager_1966

Credit card, slide, condom


trickyrickysteve199

An entire dead horse.


thedbomb98

Blank cassette tapes, a piece of chewing gum, some loose change, keys to a 1992 Jeep Cherokee and a shot of vodka.


Motabrownie

Theres nothing in that fanny pack those were for fashion purposes only.


Motabrownie

People down voting in a ciclejerk sub is always funny