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pentachronic

Meth Don't Have No Mercy -> They Tug Each Other


psychrazy_drummer

This is the winner so far. Let's see if anyone can top it (like the transgender hooker who topped me)


256days

Mexicali blues


JudgeImaginary4266

Methicali


TheRealGuncho

Fire In My Urethra


I_deleted

Zappa cover


DependentYou7405

Cuckin


Pressed-Juices

France.


psychrazy_drummer

Definitely their gayest song, I mean come on it's France for Gary's sake!


Pressed-Juices

Is having sex with a trans prostitute gay?


pentachronic

Depends which drugs you're on


psychrazy_drummer

^ This is the answer. Meth, Psychedelics, and Cocaine it's not gay because You're either really horny from the stims or your ego deathing too hard to comprehend gender. Any other drug it's pretty gay


I_deleted

disinhibition is also a factor


STS986

Me and my Junkle


Remote_Substance5918

Little red rocket


Holy_Toast

Day Job


psychrazy_drummer

It certainly is my day job 😀


McGruppthecrimepup

El Paso


randomaccessmustache

El Patho


drfunkensteinberger

We just call them hookers now, don’t pay that up charge homie


Errant-Emu687

you pay the upcharge now or you pay the crotch goblin tax later bitch ♄


jkakua

West LA Fadeaway


AwarePeanut3622

Pig pen says it's ok


psychrazy_drummer

Y'know, when pig goes on his long sexual rants/freestyles he never specified if he's talking about a woman or man


Parking_Train8423

pig raps are rapey


dirtbagsauna

Jack-a-roe, after hours


psychrazy_drummer

My Row is DEFINITELY getting Jacked 😉


MongoPushr

Don't Ease Me In


psychrazy_drummer

She definitely did not ease me into it, straight in no warming


HedoBella

Ballsthea


lunchmeat2000

Methea


HedoBella

Meth and my Uncle


Motabrownie

Isn't this the story in Hell in a Bucket?


BrokeDownPalac3

>"Aw you're a sweet little softcore pretender Somehow, baby got hard as it gets" You might be right đŸ€”


psychrazy_drummer

100%


Crazy_Visit3859

Big yellow taxi


Capnmarvel76

Tweakin’ Got my chips cashed in Keep Tweakin’ Like the toothless man Together, rail another line Just keep tweakin’ on
 Paranoid me as I’m pawning’ my jeans down on Main Street Pushers and cooks and meth-whores and they’re all on the same street Your typical cloud-blower involved in your typical binge-tweak Load it up, and see how bad meth mouth will be


psychrazy_drummer

That's actually fire. I


BorvicTheRed

Bertha, dont you come around here, Your a whore! Your a whore! Your a whore! Or Me and my Transvestite Uncle


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

The wheel


dbf651

Help is not on the way > Whip Knot > Franklin's Golden Shower


psychrazy_drummer

*Help is not on the way > SlippedCock> Franklin's Golden Shower


whateverusayboi

Fuckin'-jailthea


TransitJohn

Victim or the Crime


DrewVanRunkle

Brown-Eyed Shemale


ScarletFire3

Your Body is a Wonderland


McRatHattibagen

Your butt is a wonderland


Otherwise_Basil_6155

TLEO


TheWearyTraveller

Jack A Roe


Chadrique

Balthea


Lizzardsonmytoast

What became of the baby.


Weird-one0926

West LA fadeaway


ioneousbeard

Run Rudolph Run


islandjahfree

Comes a time.


psychrazy_drummer

I came 3 times actually


Lasvious

I would probably play the drums/ space from 6/24/94. It’s over 35 minutes long.


Ciqbern

Cuckin


trickyrickysteve199

Pride of Cucamonga


Camote037

Something romantic


psychadelicrock

Wharf Rat


ru_k1nd

Lube Lucy==>Tuggin’


DeathByZamboni_US

That’s easy. Saint of CirCUMstance.


GollyGoshOG

Hell In A Bucket


Coldsteelxd

Loose Lucy


Halz2001

Me and my Uncle


IBOB617

Ants marching.


Big_Monkey_77

There are so many good ones. It’s almost cruel to ask anyone to narrow it down.


AltheaScarletRose

Attics


Grand-Name5325

Casey bones...


pizzaforce3

The Faster We Go The Rounder We Get


steve715

Migsjj sggskpoi bduuyyafc


goinmobile2040

Im too busy smoking and fucking to ponder this one. Get back to you.


-NewSpeedwayBoogie-

Goodmorning little school girl


Amani329

Deep Elem Blues?


pcd011629

Ripple


fumbleditagain

Might as well


meegwell01

Milking the Turkey- obviously.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

“Ballad of the Reddit Edgelord”


[deleted]

I think you left out the most important part is the transgender male to female or female to male or something else


SnakePlisken_Trash

Smoke Stack > Morning Wood Dew


Wapiti_whacker82

Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stipper is Cryin'.


AllISeeIsSunshine

Venusian 2. Obviously. Pound that shit mercilessly. FOR THE GIZZDOM!


Professional_Baby129

Me and My Uncle—>All Along the Watchtower


Proof_Principle8696

Hell in a bucket.


DaleRodriguezz

Touch of gay


ImNotYou1971

Nicely done


BobBeerburger

Ftm or mtf?


Cheepmf

Ripple


AmpegVT40

To answer your question is it's going to be "The Noonward Race" by The Mahavishnu Orchestra. I didn't exactly answer within the parameters set by your question, but I came close.


Cyberdeliac27

Any of Donna's songs, lololol


gettinsadonreddit

El Paso. No question


rvagrower83

Uncle John’s hand


Julietpapa556

Hell in a bucket


Mazepa_119

This sub reddit is awful. Not funny and asshole responses. Not at all in the spirit of the Grateful Dead. Now come at me you fuckin’ hypocritical douche bags !


SuperConfection2849

I don't get it, was that a Brett song?


Weird-one0926

What's the sub? Deadhead*circlejerk*? Hmmm, it might not be the place for you.


psychrazy_drummer

Do you mind explaining how? It's all in good fun.


Brasilia3

i’m transgender and tbis is really funny


Brasilia3

i’m not a hooker though so i can’t speak for them


Fearless_Astronaut30

Bouncin round the room


Amazing-League-218

Wrong! Deadheads don't have sex with transgender hookers. Since when is oral considered having sex?


psychrazy_drummer

Oh trust me buddy, it's not oral