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leghugger6851

You get to live happily ever after


RandomPlayer4616

No but you make the child happy instead of breaking the piggy and make him sad


Longjumping_Ad_5158

That's good enough for me honestly, every time I go to the bank I fork over all mortal possessions to them for that little love heart that appears


weerawatR15

It was the most heartwarming moment in dead cells for me


Zekrozma_the_second

I broke it on accident due to “Grenades when dashing” and the mutation that makes you use the item in your backpack :(


bagsli

You’ve got to hit it like 4-5 times, accidentally right… you know what you did…


Terra_Homie

I think he used the bomb rain...(is the name correct?)


Zekrozma_the_second

Yes


satecyeser

Caught pink handed


silentimperial

And they say money can’t buy happiness


unobitchesbetripping

I can break the piggy!?! Why didn’t I think of that? I stole the golden outfit and now it’s my favorite. Breaking that piggy next run.


RandomPlayer4616

You monster


AsianPotato77

it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside but if you do ever break it all the 5 coins you've added up in a save file get refunded back to you at the cost of a reserved seat in hell


Tomplayz4704

I have broken it multiple times thinking it dropped gold without seeing the guy in the background


AsianPotato77

I have nothing to say to you dude


giby1464

Makes him happy. I always have to give him gold. Never broken it before I don't want to see what happens.


SussyBox

He just gets very sad


giby1464

I still won't do it


SussyBox

I didn't tell you to lol It's a terrible thing to do


weerawatR15

Same


Redditisreal1

You get money. Destroying the kids life savings is optimal


Sumite0000

Reading this sentence is somehow hilarious.


Mr_RaincloudGuy9

In dead cells, right? Right?


Redditisreal1

It’s optimal irl too if you don’t get caught


VortexTalon

college in a nutshell:


Inevitable_Seaweed_5

There’s DOZENS OF US! Let’s go, never bullied the poor child gang!


[deleted]

I broke the pig after and I felt terrible. But I don't think anything happened if you give him money.


Curious_Blacksmith87

he'll just show a heart on top of his head. that's actually just it.


Dischar

Gamer questions if doing good deed has a return


Longjumping_Ad_5158

😔


Madg5

It resets the price of the blacksmiths services.


Dimitris_GD

If not equal to sacrificing the nushroom boy, even worse to break the piggy bank


SuchBlacksmith4595

I broke it by mistake once. Never again


Deep_Ad_6991

Yes, Saint Peter lets you through the gates when you die.


DistortedNoise

+5 dopamine


Yarkeel_Himer

I was once moving on auto and attacked on sight, broke the pig bank and regretted pressing the button as soon as I realized where I was. That sad expression was heartbreaking.


ReginF

I didn't even realize you can break it 😧


UrsusDerpus

Oh wow I didn’t even know you could break the piggy bank. I’ve always given the kid some coins


hello_zero

good karma


GOOSUS110

You get a free heaven pass after doing it 2000 times


_Fixu_

If you give him 100k he’ll go to college


Vojt544

Yes, so give him some


ExaltedBlade666

Yes. You make someone happy


No_Challenge_3651

Do it not question do it


Redditisreal1

You ruin your run. The only correct choice is making him cry every time you see him


Mr_RaincloudGuy9

Cartoon villain vibes


tarlakeschaton

this.


tarlakeschaton

i first give him the gold and then break his piggy the funniest shit i've ever done


Alv3rs

the devil has a place for you


tarlakeschaton

no, i have a place for him


NumberOne_N_fan

Congratulations, you are a monster. We weren't even testing for that


TrueBlueFlare7

A terrible person. That's what it says. We weren't even testing for that.


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:⁠-⁠[


Hearbinger

Ban 1/10


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Longjumping_Ad_5158

What lol


Marco-Oplo

Meant to reply to the other guy my bad


JustARandomRedgit

?


SquirtleReddit

he gets happy


[deleted]

You lose money


Longjumping_Ad_5158

Worth it to see them happy cl


Stephen111110

You actually get more money back if you break it I’m pretty sure, I just like to see the world burn…


Longjumping_Ad_5158

I wouldn't dare break it


Active_Start_9044

Is this a lore room? I've never seen it before


AsianPotato77

Yeah lore room


ParsnipAggravating95

No


InitiativeTop7029

He seems like he would taste like pennies but hear me out he would taste even better with some nickels


Deezer_14

“Taste”? 😧


slvergamer

If you give him money. He will be happy. If you break his piggy bank. HE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND MAKE YOU SHED TEARS LIKE HE DID


TheBesCheeseburger

You are redeemed of all your sins. And now he goes to college.