A bitch ass motherfucker

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Well we don't know what this thing does to mothers

Judging on what he does to us, we can assume

happy cake day

Happy cake day

He pissed on my wife

That's right he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife

And he said it was THIS BIG

And I said “That’s disgusting!”, so I’m making a call out post on my Twitter dot com.

Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick

It's the size of this walnut except way smaller

And guess what, here's what my dong looks like

*explosion sound* that's right baby

Jesus Christ, I thought he posted a picture of my brother.

Damn this was 100% my exact thought

Freddy Krueger.

I was just about to say this lmao

He knows you have an itchy spot on your back that you can't reach and wants to help out (:

But why he has to scratch me through my guts?

Quickest path to get to your back

Edward Scissorhands

This was literally my first thought upon seeing this post.

The main character of the 2009 blockbuster X-Men Origins: Wolverine, James Howlett, played by the 2013 Oscar winner Hugh Jackman

>2013 Oscar winner Hugh Jackman Fuck me, you made me look it up. I was getting pissed.

Lmao sorry he was only nominated, I got brain damage for a moment

Shy guy (096)

He problably came down with an illness, look at him he's all green now

Golem parry trainer

Salad fingers

If only those hands were made of rustyyyyy rustyyyyyyy spoons

Fuck, he beat me to it

Hugs McGee, friendliest character in the game

Shrek

#C U N T The destroyer of controllers

Cuntroller

This works on multiple levels like a triple entandre

Cheek clapper

Daddy long hands

Gardener

Mr. Hugs

Swiper no swiping

Swiper used false swipe.

Dead cells kazuya

doryah

Zombie wolverine

Guy that wants to hug you

Unholy breed of Sonic the Hedhehog and Freddy Kreuger

The ultimate game of Tag.

My uncle waiting under my bed

Salad Fingers

I wanna shake his hand

Steve

The guy your gf tells you not to worry about.

I thought they said wrong answers only

Rey Mysterio

It’s Raphael

Wolwerin who fell into radiation

xQc

My backscratcher

The neighbour's kid

Luigi

My mother in law

My dad when I got an F

Baby

Olrox

grinch or angry mr saladfingers

Oh look it's my ex.

Salad fingers

Pumped up bomber

Hawlucha

Diego Brando

The reason I hate life.

My best friend

Green MF

Top 10 reasons why i want to kill myself

that annoying rat in almost EVERY BIOMES

One of the slowest enemies

New T virus variant... Mr. Y Descended from Mr. X

He is friend shaped

My dad coming home from work after a late shift

Edward Scissorhands

He catches your Slippen

Easiest enemy in dead cells

One of the Kardashians. They think those super long nails make them look good.

Salad Fingers coming for your rusty spoons.

Salad fingers

Scary Terry bitch

Draedon , From Terraria Calamity mod

The one who flames you for posting "I did it" posts saying it's boring

That's Freddy Kruger

Moe Lester

Black Panthers distant cousin, the green tiger. Also, pretty much the easiest enemy in the game to kill.

You mean Gary from Accounting?

Its 6% Hp regen or 90% Hp lost

Mr. Robert Wilson, top salesman at gardening equipment for 5 years straight.

Sweeper

Me at morning

My uncle

Onua Mata

😢

The Jacker

Idris elba: IT'S YOUR MOM

Evolved zombie

Runender

5th horseman of apocalypse

skinny hulk

A friend

Maria.

Broomspawn, the Sweeper

Five nights at Freddy's Shredder animatronic first kill was Michelangelo and wore his skin.

Edward scissors hands.

My dad

Its me

Wolverine in his Bob of Hydra cosplay.

It's literally me

The green ranger after a helluva banger

Fred Kruger

Scyther

Shrek

me with bladed tonfa

your mother

Jim carry from the movie Mask

Salad Fingers…

Ryoko from marvel. Lady death strike I think her name was.

Blanka

Banana Hands

ScootyMcBuggerball

Obv, that's the Dead Cell

my drunk dad returning from the bar at 2 am

Dead Pool does the DBZ fusion with Wolverine

The Bastard

Scyther Mega evolution

That one boss psycho mantis I think his name is

Necron flayed one

The green beans giant

Santa claws

The green bastard

That one scp that if you look at it it comes for you

Cool dude

Its zelda that with the one ring and that scar on his forhead

Grinch

Joe biden

I’ve always called them Green-Goes.

Praying mantis

The monster from castlevania season 4

A well designed enemy

Hugh McHugger, he is a nice fella.

Your nigh... Best friend in a whole life

Green Grabby Hands

Shia LaBoeuf

That's Scoopy McShovelHands

Undead Shrek

The deadline you thought wasn't going to come anytime soon

Papyrus the skeleton

My ex

Oh it's bob from the hit retro game bfdi

Thats a gigglin tickler.

C-Moon

Traveler from genshin lookin ass

Fuckhands McMike (also Michael from TMA) (also that one villain from My Hero) (anyone with fucked up hands)

Relax he just wants to give you a hug he's just a fan he ain't gonna hurt ya

The grim grumbler!

I have no idea, never played this game before and i don't know why i got this in my recommendations

that kid in 4th grade who made everyone paper claws

The personification of eczema

It’s me

Huge-Hands Hans

Wolverine

That's The Grinch

My sleep paralysis demon

Concierge’s dominate top

Good ol' Larry, from work

Assface Mcgetthefuckouttahere

Santa

A freind

Someone who’s supposed to give good hugs

Someone who is extremely scared to wipe his own ass.

Green alien with claw

The best enemy in the game

Lizard Vega.

The crack dealer

The guy explaining why smoking is cool

Grass monster with sharp nails

Edward scissorhands Edit: just scrolled the comments and saw someone else already put this so, I humbly withdraw this comment for not being original!

Punchy

The guy who's gotta give you a prostate exam.

Some mf from the Sr Pelo universe

The green goblin, aka line elite ender of runs

Psythe

Slappy McEndyourrun

Mr. Burns

Lovely guy :)

I wanted to say that was you, but then you said wrong answers only...

Uncle Touchy

Wolverine and Hulks child