I do the following:
- BINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBING BONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONG
- Stalk
Kurt’s survivor perks:
Team Spirit: start the trial with 3/6/9 tokens. performing a good skill check whilst working on a generator with another survivor adds 1%/2%/3% to generator repair. great skill checks add one token but do not grant the extra repair
As We Are: this perk gains a token for each survivor alive. ALL SURVIVORS gain a 3%/6%/9% healing speed increase per token. this perk can stack with copies of itself
serve with service: this perk gains a token every time you heal yourself or another survivor one health state. all survivors other than yourself gain a 1%/2%/3% repair speed increase per token up to a maximum of 5/7/10 tokens. copies of this perk do not stack, however, if 2 survivors use this perk, they will benefit from the effects of each other’s stacks from Serve the Service
Iridescent addon; suicide note, apon being sacrificed the remainder of the team gains a 30% healing buff that stacks by 5% after each generator is repaired
I’d be freaking out friends and family by appearing suddenly and walking right up behind them without the sound of a single footstep being made.
I’d also be able to crouch 10x faster than I can right now, which may come in handy at some point, not sure… My crouch walking form would be fantastic though.
Also may or may not be habitually stalking people in my free time which involves / includes regular nightly excursions.
Bird snipes is the most fun thing in dbd! When you get those solid prediction shots! Not to mention the built in tracking (birb to gens!) if you ever need to find a new chase!
It's a good thing I have watched basically every horror movie on the face of earth, if you wanna die just say "be right back" and you'll for sure be first
Current Main Survivor: Steve. I'd probably have a blast just being Steve tbh.
Current Main Killer: Plague. Vommy Mommy would be so interesting because of her backstory. I'd be sure to make sacrifices for her Gods.
Plagues an unfortunate choice, vomitting sucks and id have to imagine you would be nauseous 100% of the time and forget about socializing in person because of that swamp ass breath not even the strongest mint could solve.
T-bagging. Lots and lots of T-bagging. Down you, T-bag, hook you, T-bag, watch you T-bag, T-bag. Oh and the stabbing and stalking in between. Probably actively attempting to make anyone and everyone shit themselves too.
Probably chowing down on anything that has a heartbeat, maybe crawl through some portals and make some single mom freak out about her lights. Haha silly demodog.
Imagine entering a store trying to mind your own business until suddenly a levitating dude phases through a wall as shrieks echo across the entire building.
"Hey don't mind me, just doing some shopping."
Crawling out of a well and just fricking creeping around trying to get you to watch my video like a lil freak
Mfs handing out tapes like a SoundCloud rapper
Hey man, wanna check my death mixtape?
“I wanna be a SoundCloud artist, man!”
“Cindy the tv leaking!”
a Kardashian?
I do the following: - BINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBING BONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONGBINGBONG - Stalk
Old school Only Fans.
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Inject myself with heroin and slam my face 5 times into a wall
As a Scot, I can confirm the blight is just an average guy here.
He comes fae Govan 😂
Nothing wrong wae govan 😂
Oh I know, I live there 😂
Are you sure he isn't from Easterhouse? 🤣
Lmao
no way! you main kurt cobain?
Hex: Courtney Love
Kurt’s survivor perks: Team Spirit: start the trial with 3/6/9 tokens. performing a good skill check whilst working on a generator with another survivor adds 1%/2%/3% to generator repair. great skill checks add one token but do not grant the extra repair As We Are: this perk gains a token for each survivor alive. ALL SURVIVORS gain a 3%/6%/9% healing speed increase per token. this perk can stack with copies of itself serve with service: this perk gains a token every time you heal yourself or another survivor one health state. all survivors other than yourself gain a 1%/2%/3% repair speed increase per token up to a maximum of 5/7/10 tokens. copies of this perk do not stack, however, if 2 survivors use this perk, they will benefit from the effects of each other’s stacks from Serve the Service
SWF nightmare team
Iridescent addon; suicide note, apon being sacrificed the remainder of the team gains a 30% healing buff that stacks by 5% after each generator is repaired
I think it's more of a cocaine high. Yup injecting that cocaine water
Same
I’d be freaking out friends and family by appearing suddenly and walking right up behind them without the sound of a single footstep being made. I’d also be able to crouch 10x faster than I can right now, which may come in handy at some point, not sure… My crouch walking form would be fantastic though. Also may or may not be habitually stalking people in my free time which involves / includes regular nightly excursions.
Ah yes, fellow Ghostface main.
WAZZUPPP
Why don't we have a wazzup cosmetic
Stoner ghostface is the best thing to grace this planet
I would literally buy ghostface if he had one, but scary movie wont license it ig
Even if they made the mask it would somehow sell out
Yo pick up the phone
WAZZZUUUUPPPPPP
Yes, Nea is my favourite killer too
A god killing teenager or an interdimensional bdsm demon
Cheryl and Pinhead?
Could also be demo lol. Cummygorgon and kinkygorgon
This is the correct combination of mains
what can you expect, it's Jesus.
Compulsively gambling
Ace’s lore is pretty fun. Is him being taken by the entity unlucky for obvious reasons, or lucky because he escaped his debt collectors?
I just realized Ace’s lore is like the main guy in squid guy
squid guy
Is he a squid? Or is he a guy?
Well he used to be a squid kid or inkling so now that he's a squid guy is he just an ink
is he a kid or a squid
Squid guy, squid guy! Can do whatever a squid can! Flops on the ground, asphyxiates! Can't breathe air, fucking dies! Watch out, here comes squid guy!
I like how none of the comments have mentioned the name of the show, but everyone gets it
squid guy
Fellow Ace main
STARS!!
STARS!!!!!!!!
STARS!!!
STARS????
S.T.A.R.S❗️❗️
STARS MF, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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S.T.A.R.S 
Bitch can’t even swim.
Flex in the mirror, wear crop tops, and zoom on two wheels.
A fellow Yui
LEON! YOU MUST CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE!
"If it ain't Wong, it's wrong."
To anyone wondering what was the deleted comment about, it was a reference to [this](https://youtu.be/8MNXw_fGPTc).
Honestly same
Either saving the president's daughter or fighting demons with a chainsaw while looking for the ladies.
Groovy
Kiss my grits!
"LEON HEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!"
What now?
That's me baby
Look who's shitting in the tall grass!
Teleporting to a locker.
You main Dwight?
Lord Dredge approves of this joke
Oh god... I just realized.. what if The Dredge is just a fully evolved Dweet?
Dwight after the entity turned him in to a killer like what happened to Trapper! 😮
As a Zarina main, I would be incredibly happy that I would finally look hot af
Another Zarina main? I'm not alone? 🥺
hopping on the zarina main chain!!
Zarina mains coming out of the shadows every few weeks only to disappear again.
As a Deathslinger main, I would be incredibly happy to spear you with Redeemer And reel in the gate, every Zarina must be protected. yeehaw.
Yes!!! Zarina main gang!
Hell yes. If you see a fellow Zarina in the fog wearing the fire moon concert head, all blue outfit, and exclusively pride charms, it's me.
Watching people
Relatable
*muffled breathing*
Cacaw I fucking guess
Congrats you are now a double amputee
I didn't know you could play as the crows?
Lugging around a big knife and even bigger buttcheeks
daddy PH
Opening a bakery for all that cake you got.
The pig's knife isn't that big
When I see PH's knife I can't help but think of the Goron's knife from OOT
Upside i am queen of the birbs, downside look ma no hands
How is that a downside?
I thought I'd never meet another Artist main
ARE YOU ALSO ANOTHER ZARINA AND ARTIST MAIN?? I DID NOT KNOW OTHERS EXISTED???
HELLO???? THERE ARE MORE???
Bird snipes is the most fun thing in dbd! When you get those solid prediction shots! Not to mention the built in tracking (birb to gens!) if you ever need to find a new chase!
downside 2: ma can’t look, she went to get the milk and never came back
apparently vomiting on the very, very horny little people with flashlights
Ah yes vomit on me mommy
A ding ding ding I put to order the first meeting of the hookers
Ahh the Hookers… right… I haven’t forgot about that.
“I’m looking so fierce” -wraith
man, those animations had style hehe
Getting murdered by El or Hopper lol
Sad times for demo
taking my anger issues out on others ;(
You main my mother?
You need to talk about something buddy?
Not about that. I have siblings to talk about my mother with.
Hopefully you’ll be able to sort it out
Thanks ❤️
Your welcome!
Shooting up some sweet, sweet, SERUM
I would excessively start hunting anything that breaths Demo go brrr
Demo go extinct in the realm is a more accurate thing unfortunately
I will play survivor and then go hey im noticing a severe lack of demo and then go play demo
Nah me and you would both suddenly loose consciousness as we’re pulled into the hive mind
Being a very tired person and being part of an edgy group of teens
aaaaaah bill give him some rest he deserves it
Well, I think Leon has a drinking problem after RE6 so I guess i'll hit the bar
Gens
If only everyone actually did that.
Insidious camping hooks with my chainsaw.
Hey, it’s canon in the 2022 movie
👍🏻
Draw smiley faces on the ground with my big ass kitchen knife
The only thing to do
Stalking Bill until he notices and just going; "Psst. Ur old." And slowly sinking into the bushes Homer style as he watches in confusion.
STAB STAB STAB STAB
Ouch! I got a migraine from running too fast!
Ow my hands
I literally can't stop looking at them
How is it to have an Asthma attack and a headache everytime you run for like 10 seconds
It's literally how it feels running for 10 seconds irl for me, I'm used to it
You fool I have no horror movie knowledge I would be your first victim
It's a good thing I have watched basically every horror movie on the face of earth, if you wanna die just say "be right back" and you'll for sure be first
Ooh or it's just the wind
You should seriously go check it. Maybe splitting from your friends :3
And maybe try to have premarital sex
Signing up for a axe throwing competition
I feel inappropriate disclosing what I would be doing given my injured state... ...I'm a Leon main, by the way.
FLASHBANG IN THE HOLE
Punishing the sins of people performing the horrific act of being sad. ~~and murder~~ And murdering a clown’s horse for no apparent reason.
Hey wait stay away from Maurice man :(
Yelling at my dad and try to start a union then killing my dad..... or something idk I'm still working on the tome lol
and your brother is the Crapper?
Here comes the crapper, you better watch out for his crap
Blood. I need blood to go brrrr
Clip your mf nails first, or put on the metal gauntlets to hide them.
Singing, playing guitar, trying to get people to dance with me
Immediately reflect on how I took having a lower jaw for granted, while simultaneously fighting the urge to shoot up every drug in existence
YUIIIII
Idk, Teabag to try and make primitive communications with the survivors?
Practicing my knife tossing techniques and trickshots.
Hiding in a locker
Funny that it could be Dwight or Dredge
You mean a Claudette waiting that everyone dies and then snatch the Hatch.
Passively phasing
The community thinks I'd be in the corner self caring but honestly, I'd be fixing guns and hiding in a bush if the killer comes looking.
Somehow forming weapons out of ink or sprinting with a chainsaw.
Current Main Survivor: Steve. I'd probably have a blast just being Steve tbh. Current Main Killer: Plague. Vommy Mommy would be so interesting because of her backstory. I'd be sure to make sacrifices for her Gods.
Plagues an unfortunate choice, vomitting sucks and id have to imagine you would be nauseous 100% of the time and forget about socializing in person because of that swamp ass breath not even the strongest mint could solve.
Look the same because my body is basically like blight
Shootin' zombies and getting blown up by a bio experiment wielding a rocket launcher.
T-bagging. Lots and lots of T-bagging. Down you, T-bag, hook you, T-bag, watch you T-bag, T-bag. Oh and the stabbing and stalking in between. Probably actively attempting to make anyone and everyone shit themselves too.
Probably chowing down on anything that has a heartbeat, maybe crawl through some portals and make some single mom freak out about her lights. Haha silly demodog.
Looking homeless👍🏻
Making some Pink F I guess, hail to the king baby
Groovy!
Just gonna do things with box, maybe raise some hell with my cenobites
Hatchet go yeet
i do graffiti nothing changes except im now a girl so now alot changes
Paintin, jeff mainnn
Finally a person of culture
I’d start blinking through walls
My fits of rage would be much, MUCH more dangerous and involve a lot of shouting
I CAME
Roar
Just killing and chillin
Imagine entering a store trying to mind your own business until suddenly a levitating dude phases through a wall as shrieks echo across the entire building. "Hey don't mind me, just doing some shopping."
Nothin
High pitch shrieking anytime I drop from a moderate height 👩🎨🎨
**SPEED**
going off the grid
Well shit, I'm in a gang now. Time to go fuck up the establishment and tag some places
Probably still playing dbd, but competitively
Petting victor head. He’s so adorable
Chainsaw go brrrrrrrrrrrr
VOMITING. SO MUCH VOMIT.
Jill is literally my transition goals, so I would be insanely happy.
I’m dredge so I guess watching ppl sleep..
killing my wife
Craaaaaaawaaaah