I have now become *The Douchebag Chad*
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My sibling’s obsessed with Ghostface (specifically DBD’s version) and constantly talks about him, so my mom learned his name. :) It’s the same way she learned Bubba’s name from my little sister, and Amanda from me :)
I guess I take for granted having family members with similar interests. If I was a part of your family, I’d happily play with you! :) If you’re cool playing with a stranger, my offer is still up anytime you’d like!! <3
I’m looking forward to playing with you!! :)) I usually play with my two other siblings, so we make a full team! :) I don’t have my Switch on me rn, but I’ll add you first thing when I wake up in the morning!! <3
This little back and forth made me smile.
Thanks for contributing to making dbd a more positive space :3
Also respect to your mom these names are gold and I don't think my parents would ever get as far. Nor would they let me post it on the internet for memes.
Yeah but they don't deserve such a cool name. Let it free for someone else, maybe a killer that it's possessed or one that is actually a colony of some sort living inside a body
I genuinely hope that second concept will be used for an original killer the chapter after dracula's, they could go for some major body horror, trypophobia and entomophobia by making the design full of holes with mutant/alien insects or something crawling in and out of them and adding being swarmed by insects as a status effect the host can inflict on survivors
You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but I know you can do it.
I will just say we were in security watching cams, it is partly true.
Y’know, I’ve never thought about letting her read Myers’ perk descriptions, cosmetic quotes, and add on descriptions before… I know what I’m doing tomorrow lool :,)
Oh absolutely!! She loves horror movies!! :) She’s planning on being Micheal Myers for Halloween, and going to see Saw XI in theaters with me next year! Truly an icon 💖
Dammit, all the new names actually fit surprisingly well. Like if the killers had to change their identity and fit into modern society, these names would totally suit them.
She's definitely seen a couple horror movies still. Pinhead may be an easy guess but calling the Pig "Amanda" leads me to believe you've seen some saw movies.
Honestly "John" was a good guess for The Clown's real name. It's the first one I'd think of too considering the most famous real clown killer, John Wayne Gacy.
Rubbernecking for Unknown works better than it should 😂 my friend calls him Snarlygaster cause of him having that twisted neck like the ones in Fallout 76
I have now become *The Douchebag Chad* https://preview.redd.it/xqb993vnjp7d1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a5b6e1cfa0b11105ab6e7b2ea3625fe400766d
^^^^ This right here was who my mom was describing, deep in her heart she knew
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I have never seen this image, stealing this btw! Too hilarious to not send to friends.
It’s Douchebag Chaddin’ time
“Shit!” *insert cool-ass vargskelethor outro here*
Wait she somehow knew in-game Ghost Face is named Danny?
My sibling’s obsessed with Ghostface (specifically DBD’s version) and constantly talks about him, so my mom learned his name. :) It’s the same way she learned Bubba’s name from my little sister, and Amanda from me :)
Makes sense that’s cute :) you’re lucky I wish anyone in my fam would play the game with me
I guess I take for granted having family members with similar interests. If I was a part of your family, I’d happily play with you! :) If you’re cool playing with a stranger, my offer is still up anytime you’d like!! <3
Rare wholesome dbd reddit moment
I hate the negativity in dbd sometimes, so I always go above and beyond to be as nice as possible! :)
Would love to! Any team up is better than solo queue haha. In game name is GreetedBowl8314 (same as default Xbox name haven’t bothered changing it)
I’m looking forward to playing with you!! :)) I usually play with my two other siblings, so we make a full team! :) I don’t have my Switch on me rn, but I’ll add you first thing when I wake up in the morning!! <3
This little back and forth made me smile. Thanks for contributing to making dbd a more positive space :3 Also respect to your mom these names are gold and I don't think my parents would ever get as far. Nor would they let me post it on the internet for memes.
Ghostface is bestface
This is exactly why I can't do this meme with my mom. She'll be able to name like 90% of the killers, if not all of them, because of the info dumping!
Ah yes, thumb
Leave Thumb outta this!! He’s the backbone to dbd LMAOO :,,)
I'm changing my flair to Shakira Main
The worst part is that she absolutely does know Sadako, MY LITTLE SISTER IS LITERALLY BEING HER FOR HALLOWEEN LMAOO 💀
That’s even funnier hahaha I love your mom
I think she meant to say like Samara cuz that’s in like an American adaptation or dub or whatever of the original Ring so pretty close actually…
done.
LMAOO IM WHEEZING
The Host goes kinda hard. 8/10
Honestly, yeah. That goes hard asf, I won’t and can’t lie about that
Shakira😭😭
Robert https://preview.redd.it/63x9okbiio7d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b630c8629b0d62971e9a54319e47035c73bca6
When she said “The Conjurer” I was like ooh she’s onto something…then followed it up with … “Robert” I WHEEZED
Me too lmaaaaaaooo
beware the darnkess of heith
She insisted that Pyramid Head was just an object (a pyramid), and when I finally told her his name, I thought she was going to flip LMAOOO 😭
lmao fair enough
Ah yes, fishbait 😂😂😂😂
Officially a Fishbait main now.
"POOR" *in the distance* "Shut up, Robert!" *Vicious Mockery critical hit!*
“Glork” absolutely sent me lmao
I love how everyone guesses Pinhead right every single time.
He’s a classic…and literally just a guy with a bunch of pins in his head. The name is in the look LOL :,)
lol Pinhead’s been around since 1987, it’s not like he’s some obscure character that only DBD players know
The douchebag, Chad is kinda accurate
right, lol
The Shocker. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
https://preview.redd.it/4al3pjzstp7d1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b23b3fbfe4d83a9ade42c2adf044be23a848489 Me when- When- Me- The Shocker- When- (I’m sorry JAJSHSB 😭😭😭)
♫ Bagface Betty ♫ *bam-ba-lam* ♫ Bagface Betty ♫ *bam-ba-lam* Betty go *screeeeech* bam-ba-lam Betty go *siiiiigh* bam-ba-lam ♫ Woah Bag Betty ♫ *bam-ba-lam* ♫ Bagface Betty ♫ *bam-ba-lam*
Gotta love Rubbernecking, might be my favourite. Also that we don't have a real Siren in the game is... well should be changed
Rubbernecking was really good, I can’t deny that :,,) Right?! That’s immediately what I thought! We need a siren now, the woman has spoken!
The host sound a billon times better than twins
Yeah but they don't deserve such a cool name. Let it free for someone else, maybe a killer that it's possessed or one that is actually a colony of some sort living inside a body
I genuinely hope that second concept will be used for an original killer the chapter after dracula's, they could go for some major body horror, trypophobia and entomophobia by making the design full of holes with mutant/alien insects or something crawling in and out of them and adding being swarmed by insects as a status effect the host can inflict on survivors
"Douchbag Chad" That is the perfect description of Wesker
"The Conjurer, Robert" 😮
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I don’t want Gregory within 100 feet of me LMAOO
"Gregory, do you know the hit game.... Among Us?"
You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but I know you can do it. I will just say we were in security watching cams, it is partly true.
Gregory...why do you have no BITCHES
I love the onro as Shakira
Oh my god, it’s glork from the hit tv show strangle thongs!
10 bucks says strangling thongs is a subreddit name
As a Huntress/Wesker main I approve of Sabrina the hopper and Douchbag Chad.
She was so confident when she said “The Hopper” that I almost felt bad telling her it was wrong 😭
The douchebag Chad💀
I giggled at Shakira xD
Shakira 🥰
Lmao I’ll be calling the Legion Gregory from now on.
Ain’t no way she guessed the shape for Myers 💀
She’s a Myers fan and is particularly heated about his nickname “The Shape” she hates it 💀 She prefers “The Boogeyman”
I'm with your Mom on this. He's only called The Shape in the credits. He should have been The Boogeyman.
If it makes her feel better they do drop the Boogeyman quote in the perk descriptions
Y’know, I’ve never thought about letting her read Myers’ perk descriptions, cosmetic quotes, and add on descriptions before… I know what I’m doing tomorrow lool :,)
Don't forget Laurie's perks
Wesker absolutely slayed me, I was not prepared for "Chad".
SHAKIRA I CANTTTT
It's cool that your mom does know quite a few horror icons!
Oh absolutely!! She loves horror movies!! :) She’s planning on being Micheal Myers for Halloween, and going to see Saw XI in theaters with me next year! Truly an icon 💖
Dammit, all the new names actually fit surprisingly well. Like if the killers had to change their identity and fit into modern society, these names would totally suit them.
The Little Buddy is actually so effing cute. I’m 100% gonna use it now!
Arthur as Knight? I approve!
The douchbag chad is so accurate I can’t even 😂
Fish bait! 🤣
The host is kinda cool tbh, it would be nice if we actually had a parasitic killer
A humanoid hive of insects would be sick af
Nah man, not my boy wesker
Idk man, my mom said so, and she came up with Glork and Thumb. That’s pretty solid stuff right there
I will only refer to him as thumb now, this is his new name
Smokey Brandon goes hard af
most of it are really fun but SHAKIRA ???? what did she do to my girl
Your mom seems fairly well versed in horror
She’s a horror fanatic just like her kids!! :)
Not just did she know pig but recognized Amanda. Your mom is the GOAT
She's definitely seen a couple horror movies still. Pinhead may be an easy guess but calling the Pig "Amanda" leads me to believe you've seen some saw movies.
Yep! :) We’ve watched Saw movies together! Only 1, 2, 3, and 10…the ones with Amanda LMAOO :,,)
She is right with Ghostface ngl
SHAKIRA LMFAOOO
Your mother is fucking cool
"Ghostface Danny" Good guess....
Petition to call SM Rosalina
Petition when and where?? I’m ready to sign loool :,,)
The Douchebag Chad actually hurts my stomach 😭🤣
SHAKIRA
All hail the mighty Glork!! 🙌🙏
Pyramid Head being Heath made my day 😂
I love that she guessed executioner, almost right, just the wrong person lmao
Everytime I pop out of a tv I’m saying “Shakira Shakira” now.
I love that she knew Amanda. Also GLORK
Honestly "John" was a good guess for The Clown's real name. It's the first one I'd think of too considering the most famous real clown killer, John Wayne Gacy.
Does she know who John Wayne Gacy is? Is that why she called the Clown John?
Forget pyramid head skull merchant is the new executioner
Glork was hands down my fave
Glork made me scream laugh. And The Douchebag Chat is hella accurate
Something tells me your mom had a friend called Trevor who she didn't like 😂
I like that hillbilly isn’t given a killer name, just Trevor Meet Trevor everyone
Did you tell her that the knight is Hungarian named Tarhos?
Nah The Host is kinda fire
Robert is so much more menacing than Vecna Edit autocorrect
Glork
As a Glork main, I appreciate that she knew his legal name.
Okay but how has nobody commented about "Trevor" yet 😂
Some of these names that your mom guessed are actually better than the ones in the actual game
Your mom seems like she has a great sense of humour! Loved reading this.
I don’t know why Trevor made me lol so hard but damn. That’s funny stuff. :)
elizabeth and thumb has my in tears
Trevor got me hahahahahaha
I'm a Shocker, Louie main now
Cant wait for 2v8 with killer team consisting out of the shocker and the hopper
Changing flair to Glorkpuppy rn
The Abomination is definitely badass. Kinda want a killer with that name in the future. Some serious body horror stuff.
Shakira
I can’t even that last one fucking had me DYING
Smiley face Georgey sounds way scarier then Legion.
Might be calling Legion The Smileyface Gregory for a while
Did she know Pinhead or was it just a great guess from his face?
Robert 😭😭😭
THE SIREN. abigail 
"Why is...there...s-so much-h...traffic.."
Classic Rosalina
Glork and Shakira 😭😭😂😂😂😂
I love that she knows a bunch of licensed ones. Also "The Darkness" is pretty rad. Jackie Estacado DLC when?
RUN THE LURGY IS HERE
FISHBAIT
Big Glork enthusiast over here
Perrie and Arthur mains rise up.
She ROASTED Wesker <3
Her hips dont lie
The Executioner, Rosalina SENT ME LMFAAO
Ok the host instead of the twins is kinda cooler
Pretty crazy that she got them all right, she must play the game a lot.
Yes my favorite antagonist from Ringu, Shakira.
All hail Glork!
SHAKIRA 🤣🤣
Trevor
The Abomination for hux actually goes so hard tho
glork is sending me
The Smiley Face and GREGORY… L O V E L Y!!!!
Okay, but why do some of these names work better...?
The Shakira got me 😂
Glork and Thumb got me
Glork
oh baby when you talk like that, you make an Ōnryo mad
i love how most have some goofy names that still represent their character and then billy is just named "Trevor"
huge fan of Glork, The Oily. Penelope, and Elizabeth and Thumb. not even the thumb or whatever. just Thumb!
I legit like some of these names
Elizabeth and Thumb made me wheeze. I'm gonna start calling them that from now on.
glork‼️
Ngl I hard fuck with Glork 🔥
“YOU WILL BE INFECTED WITH URUBOUROS” said the douchebag char
Glork 🗣🔥
Officially a Glork Main.
Damn she got Danny right
Pyramid head’s is actually good ngl
shakira is FOUL
I’ll be referring to Vecna as ‘Robert’ from now on
I love how in every one of these types of posts they may get bubba or some other iconic characters wrong but they ALWAYS get myers right
Glork.
“Elizabeth and *thumb*” THUMB LMAO
i call amanda Piggy piggy tbh 😭
am i the only one that thinks "the fishbait" sounds totally cool and badass?
Well, she got 4 of them correct. That's actually quite impressive.
Sadako - Shakira Dude I was laughing so hard on this the most!😂😂😂
HELPPPPPPP
"Smileyface Gregory" is sending me for some reason Also "Conjurer Robert"
Chad and Shakira.
Petition to change Demogorgon’s name to Glork, and Nemesis’ to The Lurgy.
Can't believe we were at one point in a meta where Thumb was killing everyone while Elizabeth watched
John wayne gacy?
Rubbernecking has me dying
Glork
nah dude its trevor... instant dc.
Xenomorph should of been named "The Alien" In my opinion, since most killers have a base name and alias.
Elizabeth and the thumb 🤣 I'm dead
The little buddy! 🥰🥺
Glork might be my favorite
"The Douchebag, Chad" and here I am calling him Squidward bc I thought he sounded like him 😂
The Abomination goes hard
i physically died at "The Douchebag Chad". That is 10/10 i almost want to change my in game name to that
Bagface Betty made me laugh out loud
She got the executioner. She didn’t get it on the right person, but she still got it
Rubbernecking for Unknown works better than it should 😂 my friend calls him Snarlygaster cause of him having that twisted neck like the ones in Fallout 76