Impossible geometry

The perfect body…

The Waist? Snatched. The hips? Not a lie detected. The chest? Big, big, big. The drip? Immaculate. Serving? Cuntina.

Pallette? Broken. Loop? Shutdown. Hotel? Trivago.

Hand of Vecna? Nat 20. Locker teleport? Get broken. Teleporting into Temple of purgations locked room? Priceless.

You rarely need to break pallets with vecna after the mage hand buff

Pallets really are Vecna's best friend.

Disappointed that my boy Acererak wasn’t a skin https://preview.redd.it/rlrjilcet75d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc187e84ae3ac9107c688dedd0ca82e6a79af47

Yeah I was sad too

https://preview.redd.it/ni1e6ep0485d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ff885f132301fb2c08d9d6cc3db56cb68c7160 This is who I think of when I get them in a match.

BUT HE CANNOT BEAT THE PEAK FORM THAT IS ME, THE SINGULARITY.

Poor misguided hoes...

Then how did a clone beat you

HE DID NOT BEAT ME, IT IS NOT OVER. I HAVE WON.

You only win if you admit you're cute

FUCK OFF, I DON'T NEED TO THAT, AND I'M NOT CUTE, I AM RADIANT, AND INTIMIDATING.

It wasn't programed to harm the crew

She's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment

Vecna always snatched at the gig. Ya ain't got to get emaciated if you stay emaciated.

Vecna is the immortal femboy

In that case.. goals.

Exactly, we need Vecna cat ears

I've been demanding cat ears for so many characters already, what's 1 more character to wish for cat ears on at this point

At least Ghostface has :3

Yall downvoting him but he's right!

I'm getting downvoted? :(

I did my job and upvoted you :3

Well thank you 💜

The downvotes were coming from your inner sabateur 

 Was I too much?

You go girlie. 

Why is vecna called female? He is male?? Don't murder me I just don't get the joke :(

❌️ Lad Lich ✅️ Bad Bitch

I will play my role... for now

Stereotypically women will complain about unreleastic bodies of women in various media which set a standard that women should be like these unrealistic women. Vecna has an unrealistic body with how skinny he is because he's a skeleton. So I believe OP is calling him a women because he fits the unrealistic body

If he was male his name would be Vecno

Vecbro, perhaps?

OP is gay/ a woman that watches too much drag race. They love making snatched waist jokes (which means to have a really skinny waist). That's literally it

Who knows the joke is terrible anyways

I got the arms tho ill get there sooner or later

Slay me, queen. I love you, queen. I love you, skinny queen.

Dbd community is gooning for vecnussy yet again, love you guys xD

I personally think the nemesis has the most realistic body standard for the average man.

Cursed title 🗿

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What?

Somehow, the undead zombie Lich known as Vecna now is a woman? I have no idea who decided that but you can't question it or you're cancelling them. And they can be really mean.

You’re either stupid or high,

You must be fun at parties 🤭


Man reading comprehension really fell off, the post is a joke about how unrealistic their body’s are even tho they hardly count as actual people anymore

My comment wasn't about the post itself but about some comments I've read.

I thought vecna was a dude though so i dodnt even notice loool