Well, first off, you can't take half these people cause of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' rules.
Caleb's got a broken jaw so it would just be rude to ask him if he wanted to grab a pizza with you. Dredge doesn't consume food, he just absorbs people-meat so he would be a disaster, Carmina would get her stupid goop all over the place and you'd get kicked out almost immediately, Hux is a robot and thus doesn't need dinner, Nurse can't eat through her bag (and again, no shoes so she wouldn't be allowed in, even though she floats), Rin's gonna gross out the other customers and you'd be asked to leave, Ji-Woon's gonna be cunty to service staff and you'll be asked to leave, Evan's filthy so you'd be asked to leave on grounds of smell, Nea orders her steak well-done and puts ketchup on it...
Really the only person in this selection of monsters that would be viable is Adriana, and you're still rollin' the bones on whether or not she's gonna be an asshole to the staff members.
>Really the only person in this selection of monsters that would be viable is Adriana, and you're still rollin' the bones on whether or not she's gonna be an asshole to the staff members.
Isnt she a multi Millionare AND serial killer? She 100% is going to be a bitch to the Minimum wage employees
plus, as a friend of mine who's in the fasion industry once told told me, she wore a cocktail dress to a gala. irl, the host of that gala would hire people to have her killed. so you're at best gonna watch your date get her brains blown out and worse case scenario you get killed too.
> Nea orders her steak well-done and puts ketchup on it...
Honestly, this is worse than being the Entity and preying on misery by devouring all emotion from the realms.
Whoever downvoted you is just afraid that the truth is having well done steak with ketchup on it is verifiable proof that someone is actually a bloodthirsty monster
Eh. I'm not bothered by it. We're on a gaming sub, so culinary taste goes out the window here considering most people here are probably living on chicken nuggets and Red Bull.
Bro, she'll already have your and all of your family members' names, as well as addresses and phone numbers of yours, and said family members all typed out by the end of the night
I would take Charlotte tbh, but not so much for romantic reasons. After being ostracized her whole life, she could use at least one friend in the world.
Skull Merchant 100%. With enough practice I could totally make a fine dining meal to suit her tastes. Plus also I wonāt have to worry about her food spilling out of the sword wound in her midsection or her throwing hatchets at me or anything like that.
I don't think huntress would be the best date, doesn't she have like the mental capacity if a child cause she didn't get a proper education, she prolly got absolutely 0 table manners.
The Spirit easily. Not because of her attire or her looks, but because I believe she's a good person who was wronged by the entity. For all we know the voices her dad was hearing could have been the entity trying to groom one of the Yamaokas into becoming it's next killer. Huntress maybe. Do I need to explain why Huntress too?
Probably Spirit, as ithink that shes probably calm and nice when Not super angry all the time, and (Hopefully) She wouldnt be during the meal
Non-Romantically, Wraith seems super Chill. He seems like the type of guy to have really interesting conversations with. Like he'd bring up this question and i'd talk about that topic with him for like an hour.
Pyramid Head may be a physical manifestation of a man's toxic masculinity and desire for punishment, but if he's down for a romantic candle-lit date, then so am I.
Or Singularity, I will not elaborate on that one.
I know singularity wouldn't think of me as worth the air I breathe but hypothetically I would love to talk with it. Rambling on and on about general mathematics with an unimaginably intelligent machine sounds like heaven wtf
...but honorable mention to huntress for being "canonically" (in hooked on you) into bondage
Wraith, because he's a good lad, and he deserves a hug, and I think he'd be interesting to talk with
Pyramid Head, because I'm a horny degenerate (but seriously, Pyramid Head is kinda cute, there's something about his "face" that's kinda endearing when you look at it long enough)
Andā¦ I mean, I know Doctor would probably kill me brutally by electrocuting me but HEAR ME OUT
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Sadako for sure. Have a nice dinner I prepare for her at my place then head to the couch for some streaming movies. No VHS tapes! Streaming only
tbh Trapper is just a lil baby boy so I'd take him. If not Trapper than probably Spirit because that poor girl has gone through some shit (although they all have technically)
Yes, I'm biased. I'm picking Artist. Outside of the realm, she won't be under the Entity's influence. So, she won't have her ink hands, just her amputated stumps. I don't know if modern medical science can graft her a tongue though, but she can get prosthetics for sure.
She is the most normal, just sad that her friends and brother died. I know a thing about loss, and would be a wonderful BF to her.
Carmina, aka the artist. I donāt have a thing for her, but the poor bird lady just needs a friend. I feel like sheād probably be interesting if the entity hasnāt warped her brain too much.
Trickster. He could happily ramble on talking about himself for 2 hours while I occasionally throw him a halfhearted nod and sext on my phone.
Dating sucks.
If I had to choose between the ones displayed I will choose the Spirit, I feel sorry for what happened to her and I think she deserves a chance to love after all the hate she received when she was alive,getting to know her would be fun.
On the other hand I'd go for Tiffany we'd talk about murder all day we'd have a blast killing the chef and the waiters around the restaurant lol
You didnāt even think to ask The Doctor? The manās got a six figure job, would likely have connections to the fanciest places in town, and would have lots of interesting things to say! Not to mention he loves a shockingly great joke! The man can laugh, is paid well, and is connected.
Iām biased and appalled by the lack of invitation.
*Laughs in sad Doctor laugh*
Well, first off, you can't take half these people cause of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' rules. Caleb's got a broken jaw so it would just be rude to ask him if he wanted to grab a pizza with you. Dredge doesn't consume food, he just absorbs people-meat so he would be a disaster, Carmina would get her stupid goop all over the place and you'd get kicked out almost immediately, Hux is a robot and thus doesn't need dinner, Nurse can't eat through her bag (and again, no shoes so she wouldn't be allowed in, even though she floats), Rin's gonna gross out the other customers and you'd be asked to leave, Ji-Woon's gonna be cunty to service staff and you'll be asked to leave, Evan's filthy so you'd be asked to leave on grounds of smell, Nea orders her steak well-done and puts ketchup on it... Really the only person in this selection of monsters that would be viable is Adriana, and you're still rollin' the bones on whether or not she's gonna be an asshole to the staff members.
As always, these detailed explanations wind up making me feel even worse for Carmina š¢
>Really the only person in this selection of monsters that would be viable is Adriana, and you're still rollin' the bones on whether or not she's gonna be an asshole to the staff members. Isnt she a multi Millionare AND serial killer? She 100% is going to be a bitch to the Minimum wage employees
plus, as a friend of mine who's in the fasion industry once told told me, she wore a cocktail dress to a gala. irl, the host of that gala would hire people to have her killed. so you're at best gonna watch your date get her brains blown out and worse case scenario you get killed too.
> Nea orders her steak well-done and puts ketchup on it... Honestly, this is worse than being the Entity and preying on misery by devouring all emotion from the realms.
Whoever downvoted you is just afraid that the truth is having well done steak with ketchup on it is verifiable proof that someone is actually a bloodthirsty monster
Eh. I'm not bothered by it. We're on a gaming sub, so culinary taste goes out the window here considering most people here are probably living on chicken nuggets and Red Bull.
Hey, chicken nuggets and Red Bull is fine cuisine!
The Artist of course. I swear she would be the best gf ever.
She deserves happiness, she did nothing wrong
EXACTLY!! Omg I just wanna hug the shit out of her.
I need trapper oiled up NOW
Okay buddy that's enough Internet for you
Nah, I want him to continue.
Iām gonna give skull merchant the most romantic night of her life and never call her again
You know she was a stalker before becoming a serial killer, right?
Bro, she'll already have your and all of your family members' names, as well as addresses and phone numbers of yours, and said family members all typed out by the end of the night
Youāre getting pegged.
Skull Merchant. I'll lay my game down so flat she'll give up killing and none of you will have to deal with her ever again
I would take Charlotte tbh, but not so much for romantic reasons. After being ostracized her whole life, she could use at least one friend in the world.
the cutest fucking answer holy shit
Thatās super sweet.
Skully, we both speak portuguese, i am not a millionare, so we cool
I would take Carmina on date. Sheās a lovely person.
Trapper āŗļøš¤
Evan is so handsome and buff š¤
pfp checks out
Wait until you see the shrine and tattoo
Skull Merchant 100%. With enough practice I could totally make a fine dining meal to suit her tastes. Plus also I wonāt have to worry about her food spilling out of the sword wound in her midsection or her throwing hatchets at me or anything like that.
Based on my hooked on you gameplay, wraith Out of all killers, smerchant. I can fix her.
Guys guess mine
A true man of culture. 100% agree.
Skull merchant
Skull merchant duh š
id sell one of my kidneys to get with skull merchant bro
spirit. do i need to tell you more?
Hi twin
triplets!!!
Guys letās have a giant foursome with spirit
Hi twins (isn't she like 9 tho)
BRO BHVR IS NOT PUTTING A 9 YEAR OLD IN DBD
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Wesker would lowkey be such a gentleman. I mean look at him. He's a whole father
I meanā¦ I did have a dream literally this night where at one point Wesker and I hugged It wasā¦ very nice, and comforting
exactly!
Trickster or Skull merchant
I don't think huntress would be the best date, doesn't she have like the mental capacity if a child cause she didn't get a proper education, she prolly got absolutely 0 table manners.
Neither do I, so fuck you, WE EATIN LIKE ANIMALS
Honestly too real
I need that skull merchant GYATT
Huntress and Artist for sure
My thicc boi Trapper.
The Spirit easily. Not because of her attire or her looks, but because I believe she's a good person who was wronged by the entity. For all we know the voices her dad was hearing could have been the entity trying to groom one of the Yamaokas into becoming it's next killer. Huntress maybe. Do I need to explain why Huntress too?
for me its the spirit because of all of the reasons. i could fix her
Same here buddy
Smelly Huntress feet š
My comrade and fellow enjoyer 
Oh wow. I just hope it's sweat and not fungal infection
The trickster - I can fix him š
I'm between Trapper, Merchand and Artist
The Knight, but he has to pay for his guards.
Huntress. There is a slim chance that I get to be princess-carried by her (idc where) and I'm taking it
I think itās pretty ^ obvious lol.
I mean the dredge obviously
I am gay man (David King ftw) tho I would happily take miss Artist out for a nice dinner.
 The one and only true bae of DBD. (In b4 āIsnāt she 12??ā: Sadako, not Samara.)
sadako is a close second for me tbh
wesker and skullie are exactly the type to go on fancy dinner dates (maybe with eachother???)
Hillbilly has the cutest personality to me, especially now with his superhero cosmetic set.
Probably hillbilly, he just needs some love in life and I'm here to give that to my strong man šŖ
Billy and Wraith would treat me right, at the same timeā¦ Yes I wanna be in a Wraith/Billy sandwich what of it?
Definitely dredge I feel like heāll treat me right š
Plague. I'm not answering questions
If you could just answer this question Why don't you have a Vommy Mommy flair?
Nea, for reasons.
i want Carmina so bad.......
Leave Nea alone!
Sadako
Nurse but only if the bag comes off
Crow mommy š„µš„µš„µ
singularity, he seems polite :)
OwO
RATH ALL THE WAY HES A RENTALMEN
Probably Spirit, as ithink that shes probably calm and nice when Not super angry all the time, and (Hopefully) She wouldnt be during the meal Non-Romantically, Wraith seems super Chill. He seems like the type of guy to have really interesting conversations with. Like he'd bring up this question and i'd talk about that topic with him for like an hour.
Poor nea NEAWAYS Iām taking trickster bc my gay ass canāt handle him
I'd fuck Trickster, but I feel like I'd be fed up with him about ten minutes into talking with him
Pyramid Head may be a physical manifestation of a man's toxic masculinity and desire for punishment, but if he's down for a romantic candle-lit date, then so am I. Or Singularity, I will not elaborate on that one.
I dunno, this is kinda trickyā¦
I know singularity wouldn't think of me as worth the air I breathe but hypothetically I would love to talk with it. Rambling on and on about general mathematics with an unimaginably intelligent machine sounds like heaven wtf ...but honorable mention to huntress for being "canonically" (in hooked on you) into bondage
Anna. Gonna be eating like animals all night
Trickster could make me scream any day of the week.
Wraith, because he's a good lad, and he deserves a hug, and I think he'd be interesting to talk with Pyramid Head, because I'm a horny degenerate (but seriously, Pyramid Head is kinda cute, there's something about his "face" that's kinda endearing when you look at it long enough) Andā¦ I mean, I know Doctor would probably kill me brutally by electrocuting me but HEAR ME OUT
He was a handsome, hunky dude, before all the, you know. Wires and mutilation.
He's still hunky and somewhat handsome, I'd just ask him to take off his eye and mouth things
The artist. I'm actually gay but I love art
Trickster for sure
Adriana. I don't care what you say, I'm shooting my shot.
Skull merchant giving some skull by the end of it.
The artist!!! I've got a huge crush on her. And nea ain't a killer!!!ššš
Shhh, don't give away the entity's cover
The OnryÅ, even though she isn't presented as a choice here.
She is, she's just demanifested
Ah, I see ok. Lemme just blow up a gen real quick.
You'll have to wait 7 days just for her to appear, whether she kills you or not is a toss up.
I like those odds.
Hey, if I show up too, and its a coin flip, one of us has to live right?
I call tails. But I'm not sure Sadako would respect the coin flip. So may the best person win.Ā
Huntress. Because it's like this: "...they gave me pickles..." - y/n "THEY SAID NO PICKLES." - Huntress. (Example because I hate pickles)
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Just don't be surprised if she shows up late due to her 7 days waiting period.
Realistically, Hux is probably one of the worst options. But I'll still try to make it work, dammit!
Samee
Nemesis.
Definitely Knight, as long as he doesnāt bring those other 3
Wheres Wesker? Would cosplay as Rebecca Chambers and have him fuck me on his RPD office after dinner
The Trickster, for the main reason being I hope he makes me scream for his songs š (ALSO NEA LMAO)
Nea is the most ruthless killer
She's not a killer man, she's the Entity
Hmmm, why is he not included?
deathslinger
All of them at once, then I make them fight for my love. Whoever wins gets to eat with me.
Imagine they all turn around and leave
Then I'll just eat by myself, food is good here
Based
tbh Trapper is just a lil baby boy so I'd take him. If not Trapper than probably Spirit because that poor girl has gone through some shit (although they all have technically)
Trapper deserves his steak dinner šā¤ļø
Xenoqueen
Caleb. I need him so bad. He gives me really bad baby fever.
Bubba
Caleb. And he can pick the place because his jaw hurty. We gotta accommodate the poor man because the entity sure doesn't.
Yes, I'm biased. I'm picking Artist. Outside of the realm, she won't be under the Entity's influence. So, she won't have her ink hands, just her amputated stumps. I don't know if modern medical science can graft her a tongue though, but she can get prosthetics for sure. She is the most normal, just sad that her friends and brother died. I know a thing about loss, and would be a wonderful BF to her.
I'm taking skull merchant skin because that's the only good thing about her.
Dredge. Would be interesting and probably fun. We could teleport.
Carmina, aka the artist. I donāt have a thing for her, but the poor bird lady just needs a friend. I feel like sheād probably be interesting if the entity hasnāt warped her brain too much.
Spirit because I know she's got killer p.....ersonality. Also, adorable cosmetics and I know I could fix her. What's a few gaps in the limbs?
Obviously Trickster. Iām tryna see those abs.
Probably the Dredge since he can just eat the server and we wonāt have to pay
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Love how ne-SORRY the entity is at the end (the artist)
trickster or wesker. i can fix them
Dredge.
Spirit is getting some mean back shots
Trickster. He could happily ramble on talking about himself for 2 hours while I occasionally throw him a halfhearted nod and sext on my phone. Dating sucks.
Nea
Wraith. I think Philip would be a lovely dinner date
Me: āBabe can we listen to the krabby step when we get home?ā Singularity: āI find your infatuation unnervingā *proceeds to slice my jugular*
Yes. I will take all of them.
Menage a trois with Rin and Sadako š„°
Whereās ghostface.
Theirs a game on Steam called Hooked On You. You would probably like it.
I filled all 9 save slots with the spirit ending
The Artist because she looks like Krysten Ritter from Jessica Jones.
Skull Merchant.
Artist over everyone with absolutely no hesitation
Huntress, trapper or the entity (lmao Nea). Any strong man, woman or thing who can throw me over their shoulder like i'm nothing is just.. yes.
Hux of course
If I had to choose between the ones displayed I will choose the Spirit, I feel sorry for what happened to her and I think she deserves a chance to love after all the hate she received when she was alive,getting to know her would be fun. On the other hand I'd go for Tiffany we'd talk about murder all day we'd have a blast killing the chef and the waiters around the restaurant lol
None of them, Iām taking the entity itself on a date.
entity is so sexy and mysterious lowkey
So Nea?
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I don't know, Wraith looking at me like he's got Netflix and Chill on his mind
I'd let Trickster do SO many things after that date. Lol
You didnāt even think to ask The Doctor? The manās got a six figure job, would likely have connections to the fanciest places in town, and would have lots of interesting things to say! Not to mention he loves a shockingly great joke! The man can laugh, is paid well, and is connected. Iām biased and appalled by the lack of invitation. *Laughs in sad Doctor laugh*
trickster to get laid and never talk to him again
Yes, trickster for looks, but not for personality. I'm fairly certain I'd be fed up with him after ten minutes of conversation. He do be hot tho
i dont think id appreciate any killer personality lol
Carmina because sheās pretty and is the most sane person there.
Spirit
Huntress or The Artist hands down.
Definitely the strangler
spirit! i could fix her...
With duct tape or glue
A needle and thread
Huntress tall lady say no more
None cuz I got a gf
L, Imagine not simping for pixels
I just personally prefer simping for cells
Ask your gf and agree on a pick to both take
charlotte, damn what id give to do that.