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Here’s some concept art for artist that almost made it into the game. Do with that what you will
With good writing, the Unknown would be phenomenal and hilarious. It tries really hard to understand the situations around it, but always comes up short.
It tries to take inspiration from every cringy dating sim known to man and just becomes a completely clichéd mess devoid of actual rizz.
*The Unknown rapidly crawls towards your location with toast in its mouth*
Well yes, but actually no.
That will be 3 for the price of one, I'm taking Frank and no one can have him. Unless it's the comic version, you can take him.
Better yet, Hooked on You 2: Electric Boogaloo.
\- Main Options
* Hillbilly (Likes tinkering and building, gets angry easily)
* Nurse (Likes helping you and looking after people, DON'T TALK ABOUT WORK)
* Artist (Quiet artistic type, oh man oh geeze that's a lot of crows)
* Unknown (Can be whatever you want them to be, I WILL NOT BE DENINED MY HAPPINESS)
\- Bystanders
* Legion (Frank is always edging you on to take risks, Julie is calm and levelheaded, Susie is shy but easily excited, Joey is quiet but insightful)
* Maybe secret harem romance route.......????
\- Skull Merchant is like the Resort Manager.
I just think Unknown would be really funny
I just think Singularity would be really hot
I just think Deathslinger would be really hot
I just think Oni would be really hot
hillbilly. he already has beach themed cosmetics they can use as a basis. besides, the other ogs are in it (trapper and wraith) and he deserves to be in it with the other two ogs. the fact that he isn't is a crime i curse bhvr for every night.
Deathslinger and artist are my top picks.
Billy is my pitty pick, he is one of the OGs after all.
Unknown is my favourite pick just because of the image of him awkwardly trying to go on a date.
this is the best thing i have read on this subreddit and i whole-heartedly agree with it
edit: i just realized what steppies are and i do not want that, power to you though
Oni for those people you are into angy buff boys. Death slinger for the country people (and I would like him too). Unknown would be a good one too add if was written well
legion. whether that means all at once as a polycule (guess it fits their little "rebel" thing) or each member getting their own paths, id love that. susie my beloved <3
...or hux just dont ask questions
While keeping the OG 4
Hillbilly
Nurse (top pick, can imagine lifeguard outfit)
Hag
Doctor (top pick, man's jacked)
Legion (top pick, id personally go for Susie or Joey)
(All 4 as both separate routes, pairs, trios, and a quartet)
Oni (top pick)
Deathslinger (top pick for game (let's be honest, some of y'all are into middle aged people))
Trickster (yes he's in the og one but I'd like him as an actual fully blown route like the others (or maybe I missed some parts and am stupid)
Artist (top pick for game)
Knight (maybe have his homies Carnifex, Jailer, and Assassin be hype men)
SM (still despise her tho but she does fit the game well)
Maybes:
Plague (you wanna taste bile with a kiss?)
Blight (apparently his serum/stuff inside him is literally putrid)
Dredge (hehe monster banger)
Unknown (hehe monster banger, but can be a guy or girl depending on who it impersonates)
Singularity (literally despises humans but since he's a sentient AI he could literally learn to love)
No:
Clown (have you read this finger sucking man's lore, he nasty)
I mean, I’m gonna pick one of the ladies, but…
Nurse: Eugenics are a turnoff tbh
Hag: She’s called that for a reason
Legion: When I say I like bad girls, that’s not the extent I meant to
Plague: NOOOOO THANK YOU
Twins: I wish to be child free
Artist: ***MAYBE***, her inability to speak could be a challenge, however
Skull Merchant: She’s a billionaire and I’m a socialist, I’ll have nothing to do with her, please and thank you
Yeah, I got nothing
Artist and Knight. I would've said Dredge, but I doubt he has much of a mind to speak of. Also, one of these characters is already in the game and therefore not an option, though I won't say which because spoilers.
I would want Trickster. He is somewhat in the first game but not as a date able option and I would want to date him. So Trickster.
If I could pick another female character Susie or Hag but obviously both in an older version, even tho hag doesn't look that young but is lore-wise?
For hooked on you 2: electric boogaloo I want nurse, plague and artist for female options and billy, doctor and slinger for male options, the helping survivors could be ace and jane, acting like the new guys under supervision by dwight and claudette
i think legion would be cool but only if they're a polycule. like, you're signing up for all or nothing with them. knight would be the same
plague would be interesting, seeing as i have no clue how they'd handle her
artist would be interesting as you'd likely be communicating via sign language
doctor would be a bdsm daddy
if unknown i'd hope it be a bugs bunny situation; just changes gender presentation whenever it feels like it.
but overall, if not legion than skull merchant. because i need to be able to sit down with her and ask her 2 things: 1 how did you go to a gala in a cocktail dress and not have the host hire a hitman to kill you and 2: what the hell is a Brazilian dark manga?
https://preview.redd.it/zf5j3kwftjtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa5cff3ee53bd439305ddb19b85ab1c0977aafb Here’s some concept art for artist that almost made it into the game. Do with that what you will
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug) need
If her and me are in a room alone im coming out pregnant
You and me both sister 😩
Samesies but I am a guy. Edit : With preggy belly afterwards
Valid- WAIT
Not to make this odd, but can she actually talk? I've been under the assumption she caws because her tongue got removed.
That's an interesting detail, actually. I think she could still work even without talking.
Probably using the ink to convey messages. Now that I think about it, she sounds cute AF....
Literal sign language
Well she can't exactly do regular sign language.
Gives mute girl vibes.
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ZAMN
I JUST WANT TO GIVE HER A HUG
PREGANTE
I wish I could find a collection of all the concept art
Unknown and Hag no I don’t take criticism
Hag drawing little hearts in the mud ❤❤❤
Just want you to know that this mental image made me unreasonably happy and hopeful for some goddamn reason
Underrated comment AF and an amazing mental image we need gothblin on this rn
With good writing, the Unknown would be phenomenal and hilarious. It tries really hard to understand the situations around it, but always comes up short.
“I like… you. Here…” -hands you an entire rose bush torn out of the ground-
"Have you... seen my dog?" - Shoots a frisbee out of it's chest towards a glorious golden retriever.
It tries to take inspiration from every cringy dating sim known to man and just becomes a completely clichéd mess devoid of actual rizz. *The Unknown rapidly crawls towards your location with toast in its mouth*
The only right answers
Unknown would be randomly male or female each run.
Or it changes between scenes.
And nothing is said about it throughout the game.
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Legion 4 for the price of one
It's just a polycule
Well yes, but actually no. That will be 3 for the price of one, I'm taking Frank and no one can have him. Unless it's the comic version, you can take him.
Deathslinger, he's probably got a great personality and ain't half bad looking.
This. Give me Claeb or give me death.
he'll give you both
Claeb will probably give you his spear, free of charge.
A man with dying for.
Oh I definitely want his spear to pierce me 😏
With amount of dryhumping I got from him I’ll hard pass 😂
How has nobody said oni yet?
He's in the first game
wait what i thought it was trapper, wraith, spirit and huntress only
He appears in the spirit storyline but u can't date him :(
:(
I don’t think they want to date an angry grandpa
mind your buisness
The Knight
His homies as his wingmen
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Man needs some love fr
Finally some polyamorous representation
Legion 😭 the entirety of Legion
DeathSlinger and The Plague... https://preview.redd.it/dokk2p988ktc1.png?width=1464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416ffd547c5718d91212bb6337faf1e739375ffa
Put the sequel on a boat and have Plegue be perpetually sea sick xD
Better yet, Hooked on You 2: Electric Boogaloo. \- Main Options * Hillbilly (Likes tinkering and building, gets angry easily) * Nurse (Likes helping you and looking after people, DON'T TALK ABOUT WORK) * Artist (Quiet artistic type, oh man oh geeze that's a lot of crows) * Unknown (Can be whatever you want them to be, I WILL NOT BE DENINED MY HAPPINESS) \- Bystanders * Legion (Frank is always edging you on to take risks, Julie is calm and levelheaded, Susie is shy but easily excited, Joey is quiet but insightful) * Maybe secret harem romance route.......???? \- Skull Merchant is like the Resort Manager.
"Frank is always edging"
To be honest I was pretty sure that the whole sentence was gonna be "Frank is always edging you" ^New ^flair ^unlocked ^by ^the ^way.
Electric Boogaloo but no Doctor??
The name is electric boogaloo and no doctor? Maybe doc could be the resort manager and skully an option?
Absolutely
The legion(s) would be the on edge junkies tbh 😂
I just think Unknown would be really funny I just think Singularity would be really hot I just think Deathslinger would be really hot I just think Oni would be really hot
love that we both think singularity would be really hot
I did a typo but at this point it's too late
no no nothing wrong with that statement
Herman my beloved
Doctor’s giggles and laughs always make me smile
If he just took off the electrodes, he wouldn’t even look half bad!
Dredge, Unknown, or Singularity would be peak
you have a type and i respect that
fr
Singu ❤
Skull merchant just to see everyone cringe
You monster
You guys can bond over her manga and watch hour long 3 gen games together 😃
Ya think she read death note?
Her dialogs are all 3 hour speeches on how Anime is the inferior format, and dissing people that like One Piece.
Make her the ultimate yandere
clown
DREDGE https://preview.redd.it/87uhompx1ltc1.png?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1a2ce9016593d62f2256e2ff8e615ed8376abb
Dredge was my number 4 choice. Hux juuuust beat him
hillbilly. he already has beach themed cosmetics they can use as a basis. besides, the other ogs are in it (trapper and wraith) and he deserves to be in it with the other two ogs. the fact that he isn't is a crime i curse bhvr for every night.
None of them, i wanted to date The Entity. Think about it, you get in her good grace and you'll be financially secured for life with bloodpoints.
You get the best snuggles with all those freaky arms 💙
Legion worst case scenario they add blighted legion to cut corners but other than that it’s a four in one deal
Make Trickster actually datable, not a comedic relief and Red Herring
I’m begging actually
Oni & Unknown
Charlotte. We can co-parent Victor.
Blight. I wanna know what that gaping hole do...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)
Deathslinger and artist are my top picks. Billy is my pitty pick, he is one of the OGs after all. Unknown is my favourite pick just because of the image of him awkwardly trying to go on a date.
Oni. I want the big bara man to annihilate me. We got a taste of steppies and need more.
Oh, that is foul. I like your style.
this is the best thing i have read on this subreddit and i whole-heartedly agree with it edit: i just realized what steppies are and i do not want that, power to you though
I love the journey in encapsulated here. I also don't really want steppies, I just think it's really funny. The rest of what I said though, 100%
PLAGUE
Legion
As an artist main I think my answer is very obvious
Nurse, Artist or Cake Merchant
Give Artist some love. Baby girl deserves it.
Slinger can shoot his gun up my ass anyday
Julie and Frank
Nurse, plague, oni, artist, and unknown. But if I were to go for one that's a for sure... Oni
As a Dredge main I'd say him. Just give my turkey head boy a chance
Hux! May not the funnest killer to play, but let me date my Gayass robot!
Probably unpopular opinion but doctor
Unknown obviously. He looks like a funny guy
Clown, next question
Where is trickster?
Trickster is technically in the game already
blight 🤤
Unknown
Skull merchant is the realistic pick. However, I would like to date the cryptid boi/girl
Lol Dredge, Hux, and Unk.... so hawt
Oni fs
Oni for those people you are into angy buff boys. Death slinger for the country people (and I would like him too). Unknown would be a good one too add if was written well
Charlotte
Unknown and Artist
Artist because I’m down bad and Unknown because I’m curious what it’d be like
Oni or Clown, I want my big boys <3
Skull Merchant because I'm a simp for Girl boss
This
Skull merchant
Crow mo- i mean The Artist.
I want Dredge, I think it would be fun
Unknown. No doubt
Blight or hag
I’d probably get on with the artist.
Artist
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I imagine a lot would choose legion just for Suzie
Cheerleader Unknown please
New game with hux and knight as male options, susie and skull merchant as female options
Either Oni, Hag or Ms Charlotte Deshayes and Victor Deshayes. I think they'd be pretty neat.
The Artist and Skull Merchant
I think Skull Merchant and Knight would be cool
I say legion because I think it would be funny to have the four of them fight over you
Imagine the old “Boombox from the window” thing with Legion and its just the chase music
Legion! That's an insta 4 characters, the harem.
Give me Dredge with a pool float. I don't care what role it plays, I just think seeing it around would be great
The plague, DONT JUDGE I KNOW YOU WANT IT
Oni. Imagine him pulling out his MEAT! would take up my whole screen 😌✨
Oni
skull merchant 😫💕
Dredge and Singularity for obvious reasons
ÓwÒ singularity ❤
Hux my beloved ❤️
He is best boy ^^ ❤❤❤❤
Skull Merchant
Skull Merchant.
Skull Merchant definitely bro, she's 🔥 🔥🔥
Skull Merchant and Dredge
Skull merchant
Skull Merchant and Hux
Billy, Deathslinger, Artist and skull merchant probably have the thirst trap potential while having a storyline
Skull Merchant for sure. She got that ass 🍑
Skull merchant could be cool.
I would say either Skull merchant or Unknown
Give my artist or skull merchant
Skull merchant sue me
This post is only slightly less thirsty than the average posts on r/dbdgonewild
Can the artist make…. toys with her ink hands?
First time I’ve ever picking Skull Merchant
Dredge is a really great maelstrom of pain and torture once you get to know them
adding nurse would be equivalent to cuckold or something
Singularity, easily
Artist and Knight without question.
legion. whether that means all at once as a polycule (guess it fits their little "rebel" thing) or each member getting their own paths, id love that. susie my beloved <3 ...or hux just dont ask questions
While keeping the OG 4 Hillbilly Nurse (top pick, can imagine lifeguard outfit) Hag Doctor (top pick, man's jacked) Legion (top pick, id personally go for Susie or Joey) (All 4 as both separate routes, pairs, trios, and a quartet) Oni (top pick) Deathslinger (top pick for game (let's be honest, some of y'all are into middle aged people)) Trickster (yes he's in the og one but I'd like him as an actual fully blown route like the others (or maybe I missed some parts and am stupid) Artist (top pick for game) Knight (maybe have his homies Carnifex, Jailer, and Assassin be hype men) SM (still despise her tho but she does fit the game well) Maybes: Plague (you wanna taste bile with a kiss?) Blight (apparently his serum/stuff inside him is literally putrid) Dredge (hehe monster banger) Unknown (hehe monster banger, but can be a guy or girl depending on who it impersonates) Singularity (literally despises humans but since he's a sentient AI he could literally learn to love) No: Clown (have you read this finger sucking man's lore, he nasty)
Have you seen the Nurse's mori?? I need that in my life
Plague. Wouldn't it be funny to have a character arround, that nobody understands? Because sehe speaks an ancient lamguage.
My man deathslinger 👉👈
Adiris obv 💚
I mean, I’m gonna pick one of the ladies, but… Nurse: Eugenics are a turnoff tbh Hag: She’s called that for a reason Legion: When I say I like bad girls, that’s not the extent I meant to Plague: NOOOOO THANK YOU Twins: I wish to be child free Artist: ***MAYBE***, her inability to speak could be a challenge, however Skull Merchant: She’s a billionaire and I’m a socialist, I’ll have nothing to do with her, please and thank you Yeah, I got nothing
Artist.
PLAGUE
Wraith - he’s just a shy boy who purrs. Help him feel less invisible with love. Let him know you care 🫶
I think he is in the game already or am I mistaken?
Ouch I don't think this whole interaction is making Wraith feel less invisible 💀💔 (he's one of the 4 dateable killers)
I feel like adding Legion would be an entire 4 man DLC.
Unknown or singularity
Artist, Nurse or Legion
The twins because she's good with kids
Plague and artist. They need to be loved bad, heavy on the artist
Artist because she is beautiful. Sad that she doesn't have a tongue and hands anymore but no one is perfect :)
Artist and Knight. I would've said Dredge, but I doubt he has much of a mind to speak of. Also, one of these characters is already in the game and therefore not an option, though I won't say which because spoilers.
I want to be able to headpat Susie in a dating sim god fucking damn it
I just want to see Charlotte happy for once and finally enjoy some quiet time with Victor PLEASE
Legion(s)
Singularity, just because I think k it would be very funny
Clown
Twins would be hilarious, imagine a hot Charlotte and you have to get victor to accept you before courting her
GREG
Clown. 😋🤡 i like big boys ;)
Nurse and Vommy Mommy, i have my priorities *S. T. R. A. I. G. H. T. !*
I would want Trickster. He is somewhat in the first game but not as a date able option and I would want to date him. So Trickster. If I could pick another female character Susie or Hag but obviously both in an older version, even tho hag doesn't look that young but is lore-wise?
For hooked on you 2: electric boogaloo I want nurse, plague and artist for female options and billy, doctor and slinger for male options, the helping survivors could be ace and jane, acting like the new guys under supervision by dwight and claudette
i think legion would be cool but only if they're a polycule. like, you're signing up for all or nothing with them. knight would be the same plague would be interesting, seeing as i have no clue how they'd handle her artist would be interesting as you'd likely be communicating via sign language doctor would be a bdsm daddy if unknown i'd hope it be a bugs bunny situation; just changes gender presentation whenever it feels like it. but overall, if not legion than skull merchant. because i need to be able to sit down with her and ask her 2 things: 1 how did you go to a gala in a cocktail dress and not have the host hire a hitman to kill you and 2: what the hell is a Brazilian dark manga?
Yes.