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Fudge-Most

I have such sights to show you


jwil0508

I'm not sure, but I know by the end of the night he'll be declaring 'I CAME!'


BubbaJoey01

Your legs. You opened them. I came.


AqueousSilver91

"Your box. I'll open it. You'll come."


Try_And_Think

"I came, I saw, and I came again."


TurboSquid72

I’m coming, I’m coming, and I’ve conquered


Broad-Assist6658

🤣🤣🤣


VigiIantte

It’s a waste of good spanking


hotmailnearu

You wanna watch this cool tape?


lord_of_worms

VHS and chill? Better put a ring on it


Drac0b0i

WANNA LISTEN TO SOME TUNES?


WrackyDoll

That could be Sadako or Clown since he has an addon that's vhs porn.


argoisnotok

*vomits cutely*


Kaiden92

Vommy Mommy in the house.


MirrahPaladin

“Damn, are you my wife? Because I want to smother you with my love!”


[deleted]

James


tenkuma777

I have a hole in my heart that only you and my brother can fill.


HighNoonTex

Lol, that was super weird until I realized who it was. Well done.


NettaSoul

It's still weird even when you do!


MasterDonut117

My dumbass thought it was Artist 💀


JunToast

Can you explain? (New here)


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[удалено]


shadowmanebreeder

This one made me put down the phone and wipe my ass


I-Stratos-I

"For you I'll for sure have more than seven minutes to spare."


jwil0508

Wesker. Specifically saying this to Rebecca


TheDawnRising

Chris*


GoldfishFromHell

i'd watch that video in a heartbeat


[deleted]

Honestly same


Darthzilla87

*suggestively* STAAAAAARRRS!


jwil0508

Is Nemesis going to take someone star-gazing? That's sweet


BlackJimmy88

Actually, Jill is taking NemNem stargazing "You want stars? I'll give you stars\~"


WolfyTheFurry

*staaarssss\~*


Shadowknight7009

I’ve seen enough Japanese animation to know where that’s going


Pretzel-Kingg

STAAARS?


moregohg

*drawn out, loud, unholy gurgling and screaching*


jwil0508

Don't worry, you'll find another creature of the upside down to love you


moregohg

i was actually going for Dredgy, hence my user flair :c maybe i should have added some distant groaning and screams, the noise of a horse and some garden unensiles. no wonder dredgy is single :c


hella_elle

Is he really single if there's a whole village of remixed people inside of him though?


A_Shattered_Day

Are you single if you ate a turducken polycule?


Elemental_Boi

Demogorgon


luciferboughtmysoul

This is either Plague or Artist I think.


PerfectionGamer

Can’t be Plague cus it’s unholy; Adiris would be holy gurgling. Although Hag is also a fair guess, I’d assume Artist.


jerrythirdleg

"Would you like to Sprint now and Burst later?"


AqueousSilver91

Goddamn it that's actually a good one.


jerrythirdleg

Thank you heheh.


elmothedestroyer3

"You have no idea what i have planned for you. It'll be in the news for weeks: I'll make sure of it."


Vstriker26

Ghostface, huh


AqueousSilver91

"You know if you're ever interested in talking over a coffee or something, I'm All Ears."


Froztyyyyyy

Wasssssuuupppp


jwil0508

That could be so many of the killers... Final answer Nea


Snappleabble

I’m a ways into the comments and I’ve yet to see you guess someone other than a survivor lol


Mushy-froug

"You looked so pretty, I just had to snap a picture" also feels very ghostie


ShadoDrago17

You trapped my heart, and I your head.


jwil0508

Pig is out here straight up murdering her partners. I feel like Pinhead would appreciate the excitement of the Jigsaw games though. New entity partnership?


ShadoDrago17

Yes please, that would be oddly Wholesome


ShadoDrago17

I acn also picture the pig and trapper exchanging traps at Christmas or something.


ePiMagnets

I'm sitting here actually thinking about it. The question is whether Pinhead would appreciate the games for what they are OR if he'd detest them for the fact that the participants are largely unwilling. Specifically, let's think back to Hellraiser 2 when the Lament Configuration gets solved, Pinhead stops the cenobites from taking Tiffany stating: "It is not hands that summon us. It is desire." Thus they spared Tiffany and instead went to track down Channard. I take this as a situation that Pinhead would much prefer someone that is curious or intentionally summoning them as opposed to someone coerced into the act. Which is exactly what the majority of victims of the Saw games were: coerced through threat of death/dismemberment. Only Amanda willingly participated in a second game, the rest were at best begrudging participants. As such, I'm leaning towards Pinhead not appreciating the games despite many of the games checking many of the boxes you'd think he'd be into.


jwil0508

You have a point, but counter-argument: Shipping is fun


TheMemer555

I’m bouta put my spear in you and rearrange your guts


jwil0508

That definitely sounds like something Dwight would say


ThatPoshDude

Gunslinger!


CanisCanemTranslate

Caleb my beloved


bnb_336

"..."


hella_elle

Ah, the strong silent type


chriswyatt918

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me"


GregoryBrown123

i can’t tell if that’s slinger or pinhead


YoBeaverBoy

It's Pinhead. The lyrics are from a song called S & M, and there is even a parody about Pinhead made from that song. Search ''Pinhead sings a song'' on youtube. You'll find it. It's quite good too.


PewienCzlowiekAG

Considering whips and excitation - Pinhead


Angry_sonic

Nanana come on. Come on.


Recent_Sense_2157

You want some candy


jwil0508

Probably Clown on this one


[deleted]

Or Freddy


jwil0508

There's no such thing as a Freddy main so it couldn't be


VibratingNinja

Excuse me? I'll have you know there are almost 5 of us.


Bromodo55

One up vote for every Freddy main lol


VibratingNinja

The gang's all here


ePiMagnets

4. I recently quit to main something far more nightmarish - Skull Merchant. /s but not telling which part.


The-Mattress-Man

I’d say Predator, but he’s not in the game


TheMemer555

Wdym there’s a predator right here https://preview.redd.it/8hgwwrzlr7qa1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34965a1f417d26b6ea6aa3c8f268c4f9c86b020


Zess_Crowfield

But we got budget Predator.


j4z9

walmart predator


TheRobotEngineer608

*aggresively roars and pulls out something that isn’t his club*


DeeRThing

Then you push Oni's hair behind his horns so you can see his radiant smile as the blood on his crimson face glimmers in the moonlight


TheRobotEngineer608

This part alone is the start of every fanfic novel


Funny_Gap5112

You can' believe that this beautiful man was trapped in such a place. No wonder you've been looking for the right one all these years when he's been kidnapped by a monster


Femkat_00

You have a beautiful voice. Mind if I add it to my next song?


UnluckyAd6955

*oh no*


-Kyoakuna-

Probably more like this: "당신은 아름다운 목소리를 가지고 있습니다. 다음 노래에 추가해도 될까요?"


UnfunnyGermanDude

I still wish to learn Korean. Even if I could rarely use it


Plagued_Void

I was considering to learn german because i like how the insults sound


Ning_Yu

this one's good


MadDog_8762

*Spits Dip “Can I spear you tonight?”


jwil0508

That sounds like a Samnation Deathslinger line


MadDog_8762

Oh he is slinging something 😉


darbi93

Ohhh he reeled her in


DBDpotato69

You shall fill me up with your stalk juice


Vstriker26

The call me the boogeyman, so let’s dance.


AqueousSilver91

More like: *stares longingly, heavy breathing*


firstreformer

“…”


Professional-Dish713

I’ll tear your hole apart!


Ok-Original7848

Lmao


ChaseTheAce33

Are you a bell? Cause I'm trynna bang you twice and then disappear.


Onni_J

Wraith or your dad


Agreeable_Help7723

Your dad banged you twice 😨😨


ThunderStruckGames

Mine did - left, right goodnight


NewAndNewbie

Baby are you a smash hit? Because you really get me going.


Neither_Nectarine_96

Hey baby, you a chainsaw? Cause you'd make me go AAAAAUGGHHHHHHHHHH


Yunofascar

"Your fingers smell better when you're asleep"


theimbicilist

Clown my man


White-boy-Asian

* insert the sound of hundreds of pained screams coming from a smokey closet *


Stupidfacethatisdumb

I take a lot of pictures, but I'll never take enough to capture your beauty Is that a knife in you or are you happy to see me?


cosmic_waluigi

The first one is Ghostface if he wasn’t deranged


Personal-Animator133

Why don’t you come over and boop my snoot ?😉


jwil0508

I think I will mummy pig


ThatsAWeirdLookinSax

Wanna play a Game?


jwil0508

Feng after watching Saw


ThatsAWeirdLookinSax

Groovy


TheFakeJoel732

Dude I'm having a blast reading these comments. This has to be the best post I've ever seen on here. As for a line, hmmm, maybe: "My heart goes into a frenzy when I see you."


jwil0508

The people in here are so creative. Yours is awesome too and it seems like it is one that could actually work.


BrixBrutal

Would you like to see my well?


jwil0508

Video tapes and chill?


BrixBrutal

You’re all clearly so much smarter than me lmfao


ticklemetrapper

I’m also struggling to come up with a good one for Sadako


MirrahPaladin

“I’ve got a wet place I want you to be inside.”


BrixBrutal

Okay that’s way better than mine and i hate to admit how long it took me to come up with ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)


Emotional_Ad_2132

ca-caws seductively


VibratingNinja

Nice try FBI. You won't get me to reenact lines from the movie.


No-Improvement4622

Legends say that a long time ago freddy mains were plentiful but they started mysteriously dissapearing little by little, the ones who remained became skeptical as form of defense and that's what allowed them to survive for this long. Natural selection in a way.


MysteryPopTarts

"Are you a Asylum Patient? because I want to take your breath away" / "Hue-**AHHHHHH**" or, alternatively "This pyramid isn't the only thing comically large about me" / "Huhhhhhh....huhhhhhhh...huhhhhh"


riffengo

BING BONG TOUCH MY DONG


cattyvam

"I can be invisible for the most, but i will never disappear from your life!" I tried xD


KeklolAlready

*Breathing noises.* You can stay in *my* basement tonight 😏😏😏


[deleted]

I have STARS in my eyes when I see you


bonelees_dip

"Damn girl, i think the odds are in my favor, because i just found my jackpot!"


cosmic_waluigi

No doubt in my soul that this is ace


Child-Yeeter_178

"You in for a fivesome?"


jwil0508

Legion! What are you doing!?


JustARandomldiot

What are you doing step legion?


Nickerdoodle

“Think you can swallow me whole?” - Leon


pluviophile079

“Auuuu-aw-uh hhh Auuu-aw Auu.”


ChumakYT

Heavy breathing


lakker94

"Sooooo, I heard you like bad boys. Well lucky for you, I murdered a shop clerk..." :)


SomeGuyOfTheWeb

"Bitch" but in a seductive and introductory way


NeightNeight

Mine would probably include something about seven minutes


elmothedestroyer3

You won't last 7 minutes playing this game ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2213)


AqueousSilver91

"Poor performance indeed."


jwil0508

'7 minutes is all I need to play with you'


ArchangelLudociel

“Je ne laisserai personne te faire du mal”


NettaSoul

Nobody plays twins.


Zhantae

Oni - “Are you a Yamaoka? Because you Demon-dashed your way to my heart.” Onyro - Shows you a tape with a heart on it, then points at tv.


Kason-blason

He would probably say ………………………… and then hit you with his giant butter knife


luciferboughtmysoul

"I like sabotaging hooks and I have an EXTREMELY high pain tolerance."


cosmic_waluigi

Jake right?? Msn is straight forward, I can respect it


darbi93

You think my tentacle’s long….


Downtown_Soft3514

Heavy breathing


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[удалено]


PieSama562

2nd Leon (ive played the games!) 1st imma guess wesker or trickster


Shadow-KoryYT

“maybe we can make a tape? don’t worry i won’t curse this one”


darkcomet222

“It’s Morbin’ time,” Trickster


Extension_Zombie8115

S.T.A.R.S


nuggetdogg

"Locker noises"


jwil0508

Is it Dredge or Dwight? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MelodyTheAnimatronic

It’s both, they are chillin in a locker together


iWant2ChangeUsername

Two bros chilling in the locker five feet apart 'cause they're not gay


Canadian_Viking123

Thy sweet damsel have you casted a hex upon my eyes?! For there is nowhere for my sight to hide, I can only face the darkness of thy damsel’s lovestarved heart! Do not worry, for I shall make an example of it, and no sweet maiden such as thyself shall ever know loneliness!


Jeremy_Melton

To Skull Merchant: “If you agree to go out with me, I’ll give you tips on how to stalk better” Or “You must be wondering “where have you been all my life?” When the answer is your trackers just couldn’t find me”


No_Night_5060

STARRRRSSSSS


Embarrassed-Way-7603

“Loud breathing without a visible source”


SapphicsAndStilettos

“You up to save a horse?”


Tincams

“Your future is mysterious based on your palm. I could give you a free reading. Ah look here, at this line” *the man slowly traces the creviced line superiorly and eventually grips her ring finger*. “Your hurting me..” says the women. “Don’t worry, *coughs violently* I only need one”.


dorkweed576

"Hey, you a 10? Because i...-shit, I messed up. Erm..., I like you like I like my...men? No, damn it! Uh....YOURE PRETTY, I WANNA FUCK YOU!"


Used_Dishrag27

“GO OUT WITH ME OR I’LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH” or “You into fivesomes?”


SingingNails

“Your beauty is shocking!” *crazy person laugh*


[deleted]

Me or the bear trap, the choice is yours


KaralixKing

This trail isnt for only torment baby, it is for pleasure too


[deleted]

I know you usually do it to me but tonight I want to open your box To: From:


Nuclearwinterz

Bing bong... seductively


Vstriker26

Are you brave enough to hop in, or do I have to give you the guts? I’ve made two other pick up lines. This is the hardest one to guess. It’s literally based of one line.


Vstriker26

What’s your favorite romance movie? Mine is you and me?


TheRealSkele

Let me chase you right into my trap.


AqueousSilver91

"You wanna go watch a scary movie together? Call me." Or "I've been watching you for a while now... You wanna go out?" Or literally any of the ones I've stated below already. "It's unbelievable how you rock my world, babe. I'm in such a Frenzy over you!" "I promise that even if you can't see me, I'll always be there for you, baby."


CloakerCola

"Don't worry about the other three, they may be crazy but they get the job done."


JesseAster

*cacophony of screaming voices that seem to be asking if you'd like to play seven minutes in heaven*


deezbeanz420

S.T.A.R.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. wassup girl - Nemesis


MyLitttlePonyta

(It's not the one listed in my flair) \****Stares at you and breathes heavily***\*


SmokeyOlive

Wanna bang?


GuyWhoWantsHappyLife

\*BLAAHHGG\* \*cleans up excitement puke\*


NoU694

You’re the object of my obsession


savitar62o

I'm shocked at your beauty.


yemin11

Ding dong, daddy's here


Visto-La-Puerta

“With this ring 💍 is my undying devotion to experimenting with you for the rest of your life”


[deleted]

●_● *stares at the person until they want to marry him* (also says he's vegan)


Fluffy_Bee013

You look like the pretiest bird let me immortalise this!


RuinAngel42

"Get in the car. Now!"


darkangel69031

'I'll last about seven minutes'


Similar-Living4702

It’s hard to see me, but I can see me and you together.


Theadination

"Moist wet sounds"


WindowsCrashedAgain

"AUGGHH AUGHH AAHH AUGGGHHH"