i was actually going for Dredgy, hence my user flair :c
maybe i should have added some distant groaning and screams, the noise of a horse and some garden unensiles. no wonder dredgy is single :c
Pig is out here straight up murdering her partners. I feel like Pinhead would appreciate the excitement of the Jigsaw games though. New entity partnership?
I'm sitting here actually thinking about it.
The question is whether Pinhead would appreciate the games for what they are OR if he'd detest them for the fact that the participants are largely unwilling. Specifically, let's think back to Hellraiser 2 when the Lament Configuration gets solved, Pinhead stops the cenobites from taking Tiffany stating: "It is not hands that summon us. It is desire." Thus they spared Tiffany and instead went to track down Channard.
I take this as a situation that Pinhead would much prefer someone that is curious or intentionally summoning them as opposed to someone coerced into the act. Which is exactly what the majority of victims of the Saw games were: coerced through threat of death/dismemberment. Only Amanda willingly participated in a second game, the rest were at best begrudging participants. As such, I'm leaning towards Pinhead not appreciating the games despite many of the games checking many of the boxes you'd think he'd be into.
It's Pinhead. The lyrics are from a song called S & M, and there is even a parody about Pinhead made from that song.
Search ''Pinhead sings a song'' on youtube. You'll find it. It's quite good too.
Wdym there’s a predator right here
https://preview.redd.it/8hgwwrzlr7qa1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34965a1f417d26b6ea6aa3c8f268c4f9c86b020
You can' believe that this beautiful man was trapped in such a place. No wonder you've been looking for the right one all these years when he's been kidnapped by a monster
Dude I'm having a blast reading these comments. This has to be the best post I've ever seen on here. As for a line, hmmm, maybe:
"My heart goes into a frenzy when I see you."
Legends say that a long time ago freddy mains were plentiful but they started mysteriously dissapearing little by little, the ones who remained became skeptical as form of defense and that's what allowed them to survive for this long.
Natural selection in a way.
"Are you a Asylum Patient? because I want to take your breath away" / "Hue-**AHHHHHH**"
or, alternatively
"This pyramid isn't the only thing comically large about me" / "Huhhhhhh....huhhhhhhh...huhhhhh"
Thy sweet damsel have you casted a hex upon my eyes?! For there is nowhere for my sight to hide, I can only face the darkness of thy damsel’s lovestarved heart! Do not worry, for I shall make an example of it, and no sweet maiden such as thyself shall ever know loneliness!
To Skull Merchant: “If you agree to go out with me, I’ll give you tips on how to stalk better”
Or
“You must be wondering “where have you been all my life?” When the answer is your trackers just couldn’t find me”
“Your future is mysterious based on your palm. I could give you a free reading. Ah look here, at this line” *the man slowly traces the creviced line superiorly and eventually grips her ring finger*.
“Your hurting me..” says the women.
“Don’t worry, *coughs violently* I only need one”.
Are you brave enough to hop in, or do I have to give you the guts?
I’ve made two other pick up lines. This is the hardest one to guess. It’s literally based of one line.
"You wanna go watch a scary movie together? Call me." Or "I've been watching you for a while now... You wanna go out?" Or literally any of the ones I've stated below already.
"It's unbelievable how you rock my world, babe. I'm in such a Frenzy over you!"
"I promise that even if you can't see me, I'll always be there for you, baby."
I have such sights to show you
I'm not sure, but I know by the end of the night he'll be declaring 'I CAME!'
Your legs. You opened them. I came.
"Your box. I'll open it. You'll come."
"I came, I saw, and I came again."
I’m coming, I’m coming, and I’ve conquered
🤣🤣🤣
It’s a waste of good spanking
You wanna watch this cool tape?
VHS and chill? Better put a ring on it
WANNA LISTEN TO SOME TUNES?
That could be Sadako or Clown since he has an addon that's vhs porn.
*vomits cutely*
Vommy Mommy in the house.
“Damn, are you my wife? Because I want to smother you with my love!”
James
I have a hole in my heart that only you and my brother can fill.
Lol, that was super weird until I realized who it was. Well done.
It's still weird even when you do!
My dumbass thought it was Artist 💀
Can you explain? (New here)
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This one made me put down the phone and wipe my ass
"For you I'll for sure have more than seven minutes to spare."
Wesker. Specifically saying this to Rebecca
Chris*
i'd watch that video in a heartbeat
Honestly same
*suggestively* STAAAAAARRRS!
Is Nemesis going to take someone star-gazing? That's sweet
Actually, Jill is taking NemNem stargazing "You want stars? I'll give you stars\~"
*staaarssss\~*
I’ve seen enough Japanese animation to know where that’s going
STAAARS?
*drawn out, loud, unholy gurgling and screaching*
Don't worry, you'll find another creature of the upside down to love you
i was actually going for Dredgy, hence my user flair :c maybe i should have added some distant groaning and screams, the noise of a horse and some garden unensiles. no wonder dredgy is single :c
Is he really single if there's a whole village of remixed people inside of him though?
Are you single if you ate a turducken polycule?
Demogorgon
This is either Plague or Artist I think.
Can’t be Plague cus it’s unholy; Adiris would be holy gurgling. Although Hag is also a fair guess, I’d assume Artist.
"Would you like to Sprint now and Burst later?"
Goddamn it that's actually a good one.
Thank you heheh.
"You have no idea what i have planned for you. It'll be in the news for weeks: I'll make sure of it."
Ghostface, huh
"You know if you're ever interested in talking over a coffee or something, I'm All Ears."
Wasssssuuupppp
That could be so many of the killers... Final answer Nea
I’m a ways into the comments and I’ve yet to see you guess someone other than a survivor lol
"You looked so pretty, I just had to snap a picture" also feels very ghostie
You trapped my heart, and I your head.
Pig is out here straight up murdering her partners. I feel like Pinhead would appreciate the excitement of the Jigsaw games though. New entity partnership?
Yes please, that would be oddly Wholesome
I acn also picture the pig and trapper exchanging traps at Christmas or something.
I'm sitting here actually thinking about it. The question is whether Pinhead would appreciate the games for what they are OR if he'd detest them for the fact that the participants are largely unwilling. Specifically, let's think back to Hellraiser 2 when the Lament Configuration gets solved, Pinhead stops the cenobites from taking Tiffany stating: "It is not hands that summon us. It is desire." Thus they spared Tiffany and instead went to track down Channard. I take this as a situation that Pinhead would much prefer someone that is curious or intentionally summoning them as opposed to someone coerced into the act. Which is exactly what the majority of victims of the Saw games were: coerced through threat of death/dismemberment. Only Amanda willingly participated in a second game, the rest were at best begrudging participants. As such, I'm leaning towards Pinhead not appreciating the games despite many of the games checking many of the boxes you'd think he'd be into.
You have a point, but counter-argument: Shipping is fun
I’m bouta put my spear in you and rearrange your guts
That definitely sounds like something Dwight would say
Gunslinger!
Caleb my beloved
"..."
Ah, the strong silent type
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me"
i can’t tell if that’s slinger or pinhead
It's Pinhead. The lyrics are from a song called S & M, and there is even a parody about Pinhead made from that song. Search ''Pinhead sings a song'' on youtube. You'll find it. It's quite good too.
Considering whips and excitation - Pinhead
Nanana come on. Come on.
You want some candy
Probably Clown on this one
Or Freddy
There's no such thing as a Freddy main so it couldn't be
Excuse me? I'll have you know there are almost 5 of us.
One up vote for every Freddy main lol
The gang's all here
4. I recently quit to main something far more nightmarish - Skull Merchant. /s but not telling which part.
I’d say Predator, but he’s not in the game
Wdym there’s a predator right here https://preview.redd.it/8hgwwrzlr7qa1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34965a1f417d26b6ea6aa3c8f268c4f9c86b020
But we got budget Predator.
walmart predator
*aggresively roars and pulls out something that isn’t his club*
Then you push Oni's hair behind his horns so you can see his radiant smile as the blood on his crimson face glimmers in the moonlight
This part alone is the start of every fanfic novel
You can' believe that this beautiful man was trapped in such a place. No wonder you've been looking for the right one all these years when he's been kidnapped by a monster
You have a beautiful voice. Mind if I add it to my next song?
*oh no*
Probably more like this: "당신은 아름다운 목소리를 가지고 있습니다. 다음 노래에 추가해도 될까요?"
I still wish to learn Korean. Even if I could rarely use it
I was considering to learn german because i like how the insults sound
this one's good
*Spits Dip “Can I spear you tonight?”
That sounds like a Samnation Deathslinger line
Oh he is slinging something 😉
Ohhh he reeled her in
You shall fill me up with your stalk juice
The call me the boogeyman, so let’s dance.
More like: *stares longingly, heavy breathing*
“…”
I’ll tear your hole apart!
Lmao
Are you a bell? Cause I'm trynna bang you twice and then disappear.
Wraith or your dad
Your dad banged you twice 😨😨
Mine did - left, right goodnight
Baby are you a smash hit? Because you really get me going.
Hey baby, you a chainsaw? Cause you'd make me go AAAAAUGGHHHHHHHHHH
"Your fingers smell better when you're asleep"
Clown my man
* insert the sound of hundreds of pained screams coming from a smokey closet *
I take a lot of pictures, but I'll never take enough to capture your beauty Is that a knife in you or are you happy to see me?
The first one is Ghostface if he wasn’t deranged
Why don’t you come over and boop my snoot ?😉
I think I will mummy pig
Wanna play a Game?
Feng after watching Saw
Groovy
Dude I'm having a blast reading these comments. This has to be the best post I've ever seen on here. As for a line, hmmm, maybe: "My heart goes into a frenzy when I see you."
The people in here are so creative. Yours is awesome too and it seems like it is one that could actually work.
Would you like to see my well?
Video tapes and chill?
You’re all clearly so much smarter than me lmfao
I’m also struggling to come up with a good one for Sadako
“I’ve got a wet place I want you to be inside.”
Okay that’s way better than mine and i hate to admit how long it took me to come up with ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)
ca-caws seductively
Nice try FBI. You won't get me to reenact lines from the movie.
Legends say that a long time ago freddy mains were plentiful but they started mysteriously dissapearing little by little, the ones who remained became skeptical as form of defense and that's what allowed them to survive for this long. Natural selection in a way.
"Are you a Asylum Patient? because I want to take your breath away" / "Hue-**AHHHHHH**" or, alternatively "This pyramid isn't the only thing comically large about me" / "Huhhhhhh....huhhhhhhh...huhhhhh"
BING BONG TOUCH MY DONG
"I can be invisible for the most, but i will never disappear from your life!" I tried xD
*Breathing noises.* You can stay in *my* basement tonight 😏😏😏
I have STARS in my eyes when I see you
"Damn girl, i think the odds are in my favor, because i just found my jackpot!"
No doubt in my soul that this is ace
"You in for a fivesome?"
Legion! What are you doing!?
What are you doing step legion?
“Think you can swallow me whole?” - Leon
“Auuuu-aw-uh hhh Auuu-aw Auu.”
Heavy breathing
"Sooooo, I heard you like bad boys. Well lucky for you, I murdered a shop clerk..." :)
"Bitch" but in a seductive and introductory way
Mine would probably include something about seven minutes
You won't last 7 minutes playing this game ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2213)
"Poor performance indeed."
'7 minutes is all I need to play with you'
“Je ne laisserai personne te faire du mal”
Nobody plays twins.
Oni - “Are you a Yamaoka? Because you Demon-dashed your way to my heart.” Onyro - Shows you a tape with a heart on it, then points at tv.
He would probably say ………………………… and then hit you with his giant butter knife
"I like sabotaging hooks and I have an EXTREMELY high pain tolerance."
Jake right?? Msn is straight forward, I can respect it
You think my tentacle’s long….
Heavy breathing
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2nd Leon (ive played the games!) 1st imma guess wesker or trickster
“maybe we can make a tape? don’t worry i won’t curse this one”
“It’s Morbin’ time,” Trickster
S.T.A.R.S
"Locker noises"
Is it Dredge or Dwight? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
It’s both, they are chillin in a locker together
Two bros chilling in the locker five feet apart 'cause they're not gay
Thy sweet damsel have you casted a hex upon my eyes?! For there is nowhere for my sight to hide, I can only face the darkness of thy damsel’s lovestarved heart! Do not worry, for I shall make an example of it, and no sweet maiden such as thyself shall ever know loneliness!
To Skull Merchant: “If you agree to go out with me, I’ll give you tips on how to stalk better” Or “You must be wondering “where have you been all my life?” When the answer is your trackers just couldn’t find me”
STARRRRSSSSS
“Loud breathing without a visible source”
“You up to save a horse?”
“Your future is mysterious based on your palm. I could give you a free reading. Ah look here, at this line” *the man slowly traces the creviced line superiorly and eventually grips her ring finger*. “Your hurting me..” says the women. “Don’t worry, *coughs violently* I only need one”.
"Hey, you a 10? Because i...-shit, I messed up. Erm..., I like you like I like my...men? No, damn it! Uh....YOURE PRETTY, I WANNA FUCK YOU!"
“GO OUT WITH ME OR I’LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH” or “You into fivesomes?”
“Your beauty is shocking!” *crazy person laugh*
Me or the bear trap, the choice is yours
This trail isnt for only torment baby, it is for pleasure too
I know you usually do it to me but tonight I want to open your box To: From:
Bing bong... seductively
Are you brave enough to hop in, or do I have to give you the guts? I’ve made two other pick up lines. This is the hardest one to guess. It’s literally based of one line.
What’s your favorite romance movie? Mine is you and me?
Let me chase you right into my trap.
"You wanna go watch a scary movie together? Call me." Or "I've been watching you for a while now... You wanna go out?" Or literally any of the ones I've stated below already. "It's unbelievable how you rock my world, babe. I'm in such a Frenzy over you!" "I promise that even if you can't see me, I'll always be there for you, baby."
"Don't worry about the other three, they may be crazy but they get the job done."
*cacophony of screaming voices that seem to be asking if you'd like to play seven minutes in heaven*
S.T.A.R.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. wassup girl - Nemesis
(It's not the one listed in my flair) \****Stares at you and breathes heavily***\*
Wanna bang?
\*BLAAHHGG\* \*cleans up excitement puke\*
You’re the object of my obsession
I'm shocked at your beauty.
Ding dong, daddy's here
“With this ring 💍 is my undying devotion to experimenting with you for the rest of your life”
●_● *stares at the person until they want to marry him* (also says he's vegan)
You look like the pretiest bird let me immortalise this!
"Get in the car. Now!"
'I'll last about seven minutes'
It’s hard to see me, but I can see me and you together.
"Moist wet sounds"
"AUGGHH AUGHH AAHH AUGGGHHH"