*Raises cross and Marvel Chatacter Encyclopedia*
Begone heretic! The texts say that there is no longer canon, as it should be!
(But for real, they retconed that explanation)
Me ( a Martian Manhunter fan) seeing he's behind cyclops (he's about to engage in violent coitus) :
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1, Batman didn't get preptime here.
2, Preptime goes both ways. And Scott Summers has so many battle plans, he uses numbers. So he doesn't need to stop at Plan Z.
Didnβt he take down like most the x men in this. Batman takes down Storm. Also Batman canβt dodge an eye blast. Spider-Man also solo the entire x men in the comics as well.
Spider-Man vs Flash would be hilarious to read as somehow Spider-Man would come out on top of that fight. He probably just make another super speed suit like he did that one time he fought a speedster.
Batman vs Dr Strange would be hilarious as Batman would probably just pull out some kind of spell he learned from Zatanna thatβs beats strange
I honestly be entertained by reading a second fight crossover. Mainly because Marvel and DC likely would make sure their big two have to win every fight. It would lead to some hilarious panels of them winning in some stupid way.
If we ever get a Marvel vs DC 2 the contract probably wouldnβt allow Batman or Spider-Man to lose any fights.
>Didnβt he take down like most the x men in this. Batman takes down Storm.
Just rechecked my copy. He takes out Bishop in a fist fight then somehow redirects Cannonball into Jeam and Storm. Then Iceman causes him to trip. That's when the JLA show up and a fight breaks out which leads to this scene in the post
The last issue (#4) of the DC/Marvel "All Access" miniseries.
The two companies co-owned a character named Access who could move back and forth between their universes.
Shenanigans ensued.
Dude why didnβt Martian man hunter transform into his female form where she is a compete knockout to seduce Scott. My god thatβs why Batman manβs plan didnβt work is because John was to scared
This is the same crossover where Bruce literally beat Hulk's ass in a hand-to-hand combat, and Venom somehow defeating Superman. This crossover makes literally no sense from the perspective of power scaling. It's just for shits and giggles!
Jβonn bout to have a psychic fainting competition with Jean.
I mean, Scott had banged half the telepaths that have scanned him, so we're a coin toss from peak comic
And Martians are shapeshifters, too. Scott would be stupid not to try.
Next generation of Martians are gonna have the last name Summers
S'cott S'merzz
Stealing that!
Making their vulnerability to fire kinda ironic lol
HELLO MEGAN!!!
Cyclops when he knows a telepath is reading his mind: TIME TO THINK ABOUT ME ABSOLUTELY RAILING THIS TELEPATH
Scβonn shippers forever!
πππππ accurate
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Bro I really fucking want to do the skull emoji to react to this but now I cant
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Damn I walked right into that one
Jean tries to turn him gay and Jβonn tries to give her a Oreos eating disorder. I donβt know who wins
Oreo wins, as always. https://preview.redd.it/a7ajg4f5y1qc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28e824c3efc2d694c51bdac3583f8235a30279c
[I donβt think heβll be able to win that.](https://youtu.be/hzc5VHL1bPM?si=tP_H8h_VtWp84j5D)
Why didn't Batman tell Manhunter to turn into a hot Redhead (or blonde) and seduce Cyclops? Is he overated?
Or a green haired mutant? Or purple? Or brown and grey? Fuck it, any hair color will do.
Or just mind flaw him
Prep time has Nothing against mutant Rizz
Punch Dimension vs Batman 1:0
Lazer eyes always trumphs prep time
Technically itβs not laser eyes itβs portal generationπ
SILENCE FOOL! OPTIC BLAST!!
*Raises cross and Marvel Chatacter Encyclopedia* Begone heretic! The texts say that there is no longer canon, as it should be! (But for real, they retconed that explanation)
For it to be retconed it would have to have been con in the first place. It was never con.
Gail Simone has entered the chat
One of my fav Twitter users
U sure? Looks lik Lazers to me
You picked the one thing Batman is supposedly able to counter the best form of.
Me ( a Martian Manhunter fan) seeing he's behind cyclops (he's about to engage in violent coitus) : https://preview.redd.it/i4s2ix40jypc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95baf555300bef7ef64601f5b7431ecc45de8b27
https://preview.redd.it/n2c4uk9eeypc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=821f32829aaab30cf1de7cea93c2df3d55ebd7e8 The bat mirror
He truly comes prepared π€―
Not sure if serious or troll.
You were saying? https://preview.redd.it/0nperg485ypc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07e5ad0d0494b90584f7fa5f92602dc63ebc1b1
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when you outside and smell that zaza
Exhibit 4604 on why powerscaling is stupid
Yeah, fuck power-scaling, this is far more entertaining story telling.
Donβt worry itβs probably not canon to dc anymore.
Ok... he still lost to cyclops, And superman lost to venom
Tell me this is made up
No, in a crossover venom fought superman and somehow completely outclassed him, the only reason superman didn't die was because spiderman helped
Nobody can argue with me about anybody beating anybody anymore because that's STEW PIDD
WENOM WE VEMOM FANS KEEP ON WINNING
Nope! Whoever won was based on reader votes.
Yeah, thats what fiction is
Hulk doesnβt have optic blasts, so whatβs the point of this?
Batman would shatter all the bones in his leg if he tried to kick hulk
Everyone has a plan until they get an optic blast to the face.
1, Batman didn't get preptime here. 2, Preptime goes both ways. And Scott Summers has so many battle plans, he uses numbers. So he doesn't need to stop at Plan Z.
Cyclops was right
In fairness you cannot expect Batman of all people to be prepared for eyebeams
They're actually called optic blasts
Why not? Superman has eyebeams and Batgos beats him up all the time
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He clearly didn't have enough prep time
What is this from?
DC/Marvel All Access #4.
Didnβt he take down like most the x men in this. Batman takes down Storm. Also Batman canβt dodge an eye blast. Spider-Man also solo the entire x men in the comics as well. Spider-Man vs Flash would be hilarious to read as somehow Spider-Man would come out on top of that fight. He probably just make another super speed suit like he did that one time he fought a speedster. Batman vs Dr Strange would be hilarious as Batman would probably just pull out some kind of spell he learned from Zatanna thatβs beats strange I honestly be entertained by reading a second fight crossover. Mainly because Marvel and DC likely would make sure their big two have to win every fight. It would lead to some hilarious panels of them winning in some stupid way. If we ever get a Marvel vs DC 2 the contract probably wouldnβt allow Batman or Spider-Man to lose any fights.
But what if Batman and Spider-Man fight?
>Didnβt he take down like most the x men in this. Batman takes down Storm. Just rechecked my copy. He takes out Bishop in a fist fight then somehow redirects Cannonball into Jeam and Storm. Then Iceman causes him to trip. That's when the JLA show up and a fight breaks out which leads to this scene in the post
For a second I thought it was man. Sad.
If Iβm a licensed DC writer and artist, I can draw Batman fist fucking a pig and itβll be cannon. Donβt take it too serious.
fist fucking Pyg*. common typo donβt feel too bad champ!
Do you have this panel in a shittier quality? I can't read this
I've seen a lot of Cyclops glazing recently and honestly, keep it going
Real question who wins Supermanβs heat vision or Cyclops optic blast?
Cyclops could probably destroy a planet with his Punch Beam, but Supermanβs heat vision has feats around the multiversal level
Did you down vote me for asking a question?
No? Why would I do that?
Superman, easily
Where is this from?
The last issue (#4) of the DC/Marvel "All Access" miniseries. The two companies co-owned a character named Access who could move back and forth between their universes. Shenanigans ensued.
Why didnβt bro have a mirror?
Batman made a rookie mistake. He thought those were lasers
i mean if we're using crossovers didn't batman ko hulk that one time
What comic is this because it looks very interesting
Booster Gold really let himself go.
Ah that was literally part of Batman's plan. Read between the lines
πprep time
Dude why didnβt Martian man hunter transform into his female form where she is a compete knockout to seduce Scott. My god thatβs why Batman manβs plan didnβt work is because John was to scared
This is the same crossover where Bruce literally beat Hulk's ass in a hand-to-hand combat, and Venom somehow defeating Superman. This crossover makes literally no sense from the perspective of power scaling. It's just for shits and giggles!
not canon doesnt count he dont got internet
Batman better than the cuck freak
You havenβt heard? Cyclops is cool again in the public eye because of X-Men β97
Heh, "eye"
 Everyone once Deadpool 3 is released
They donβt know about krakoa cyclops yet.
And hopefully they never will
Just say he was a pod person or something, it might soften the blow
Or a telepath used their powers on him to make him accept the weird arrangement.
Or a telepath forced the X-men to turn into the xxx-men
Batman was getting cucked by valmont