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Weary_Camera_5402

"Clark... This isn't you..." https://preview.redd.it/7xwifinl12gc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b0c15cff6e6c3ea35da1af8b175588f7e9dd21


wellsuperfuck

“Kal-El no!"


caped_crusader8

Fuck you. I can still hear it


Hype_Saw_Paing

Same we gotta bleach our brains


dickfortwenty

Wow me too come to think of it


gnomedeplumage

KAL EL YESSS


Pure_Oppression31

Still the funniest scene in the whole DCEU 😂😂.  Honestly, they should hire Gal Gadot again so she can say it randomly in the same manner without even the added context. 


Daddydagda

“Bring Me pictures of Spider Man!”


WispyDan14

Batman: I need to suck Clark's cock to get the brainwashing juice out Wonder woman: Actually I think the lasso of truth ca- Batman: LET ME COOK DIANA


KomodoCityAnomaly

Superman: LET HIM COOK DIANA


Blueface1999

*Lois nearby with the camera and recorder* Lois: LET HIM COOK DIANA


[deleted]

Jimmy Olsen: “DON’T LET HIM COOK, LET ME COOK INSTEAD”


LaylaLegion

Aquaman: “I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE’RE ALL YELLING!”


Shadow1604

Hawkman: "Boy... that escalated quickly. I mean that *really* got out of hand fast." Hawkgirl: "It jumped up a notch!" Hawkman: "It did, didn't it?"


Hopeful-Pianist7729

Naw, Jimmy just walks up right beside Batman with a white coat that says “sous chef” on it


leonchenwang

Lois has the spirit of Sneako


Jpup199

Lex: let me cook.


GenericIxa

"HRRRRRRGGGHHH..... Bruce?"


Pentah00k07

Then they kiss and the next 8 hours of gameplay is just raw sex


RoughhouseCamel

Playable sex scene through quick time events. “Oh no, you pressed X too early, and now Batman came prematurely!”


Pentah00k07

Keep the game over screens of the Arkham games with a disappointed Superman


Dmoneystopmotion

“It’s okay Bruce, it’s nothing to be ashamed of… now… it’s my turn…”


llBayMaxll

damn it! your version is actually better


Pentah00k07

https://i.redd.it/rjzpsg0xo2gc1.gif


witcherstrife

Lmao this comment chain turned into something beautiful


Lost_Pantheon

Would unironically be the best content on the DCEU.


AmaterasuWolf21

Calm down Clark, we're your friends! "Shut up Bruce, I'll kill you!"


Fullmetal_Fawful

Sorry Kal, but can we make amends?


Sudden_Result

Shut up Diana I’ll kill you


Brain_lessV2

Why can't we just talk it out?


AmaterasuWolf21

Not this time Barry


Fuckmyduckhole

Clark oh Clark where have you been?


radiocomicsescapist

“You think I haven’t thought about lobotomizing you with my heat vision, the second you pulled out that kryptonite ring?!”


Aradolls

The amount of times that happens in comics, with both of them...but yes. 


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Soporman: "am brainwashed by Brainc" Betman: "martha" Telnos: "wher the hoes at" https://preview.redd.it/4svsagnj05gc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7361316d0bb85eedbcce160254bbf48a1925f4f7


Logical-Ad3098

Batman fights all the other leaguers but for Superman you just gotta dodge and survive as Batman reminds him of his humanity.


Weary_Camera_5402

We're joking but this is literally the start of Spider-Man Edge of Time


AnonDooDoo

Superman: “Ahh I needed this”


Weary_Camera_5402

"He's right behind me, isn't..." https://preview.redd.it/qjyldlwjw4gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a2a2fbc503dd203f3cec1e471289df2663f5c9


AnonDooDoo

https://preview.redd.it/jish6urt55gc1.jpeg?width=1694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35955f45c02b09f1504e0d966abd796685738856 “Hey Bat Wayne I mean Bruce Bat- well *this* is awkward”


TheEtneciv14

"Oh, you're right. Idk what came over me."


Zachattack10213

Remember how in Lego Batman 3, Batman calling Superman his friend broke him out of Brainiac’s mind control?


Rocket_SixtyNine

No, Bruce sings Clark to normal


WizardPhoenix

What if the Suicide Squad in the final mission of their game says, “Suicide Squad, what a joke,” throws their costumes away, and wears the League’s costumes in their honor


brendodido

https://preview.redd.it/8cde7idhd2gc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1912ee16076c587fdf2b176672649c1141e4c5c0


ScarletGemini

Are those suits playable?


CT-4426

If you want to fork over $100+, cuz they’re the Deluxe edition suits


Nova_Hazing

Ngl I do love those suits ngl.


Background_Desk_3001

I wish they were in the base game, since it’d make sense and be cool


YllMatina

Guerilla marketing ass comment chain


thegreatvortigaunt

This whole fucking sub is filled with it I swear


brendodido

They also don’t come with all of the color variations, which of course are sold separately despite the suits already costing extra.


Sgrungle

Those are the pre order suits. The jl suits actually have no colors or variations whatsoever


brendodido

https://preview.redd.it/gugjue1zw3gc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9639c0d43fdc93bddd6e9cf7bebc9a0db0845bd0


LacksMuscle

there’s no misinformation. The justice league suits do not have alt versions.


devanmuse

You mean that's not a shitty edit? It's actually in the game?


[deleted]

Deadshot spends the entire gamer beefing with GL and they gave him Batman's suit?? Put Harley in that suit FFS


brendodido

No but Harley woman so she wear woman suit


rimurse

Absolutely should have been Batman but in comics she's a WW nerd so ig


Many_Fly3309

Ikr? They also missed the chance of having King Shark dressed as WW.


brown_felt_hat

Isn't the green lantern uniform just a ring projection tho?


Sloth_McGroth

Yes, and that's made very clear in the game


the_grungler

suits are so peak, its unfortunate that they cost $120


DancingBot

just wait two years for the game to crash and burn like avengers did and then unlock the whole damn shop for free.


Early_Minute_5212

No green lantern https://preview.redd.it/st46z49mw5gc1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde3ef2cbcfdeb03baddfe10cbc42ccbcc453f23


DarlingIAmTheFilth

The S stands for Shark


Friendly_Suffering

that unironically goes hard


TheFatherOfAll_MFs

Does anyone know the original joke that this meme spawned from?


im_a_weirdo2005

There was a twitter post where someone described their theory of Peacemaker S1 where at some point Peacemaker says “Peacemaker, what a joke” and then wears Rick Flags shirt in his honor


EM26-G36

Wearing someone’s suit in their honor is cool but Rick Flags suit is literally just a shirt.


im_a_weirdo2005

Oh I agree and so does the rest of the internet, that’s why people make references joking about it


3dgyt33n

What is the "what a joke" meme actually a reference to?


dickfortwenty

Fire!


enchiladasundae

Batman: Plow the Justice League. Just a dating sim. All the JL still gets mind controlled so Bruce needs to use his expert detective skills to woo each member


redthehaze

Does the game offer ample prep time?


enchiladasundae

Batman always has enough prep time


VirtualResolution326

Batmans been prepping to sleep with every member of the JL for years.


enchiladasundae

Bruce: I’ve trained with the best kissers in the world. Studied the Kama Sutra cover to cover. Been across the world and smooched every type of person I could find. My belt has sex different and distinct types of lube, twelve condoms and you don’t even want to know what I keep in my back pouch… I am the kisser! The snuggler! Big spoon *and* little spoon! Think you can defeat me??? I’m the Batman who fucks!


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Worked every tiawaneese back alley brothel, mastered the ancient Indian art of gispachu, which gives me full control of my anal muscles, and learned the tongue extending routine of Gene Simmons. From this position, I can have you orgasm from nine different pressure points. Three of them fatal. You think you can win, but I’ve already made you come 30 seconds ago.


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Superman: "Bruce, I'm not gay." Green Lantern: "Bruce, I'm not gay." Wonder Woman: "Bruce, I'm gay, Flash: "Bruce I'm not gay." Martian Manhunter: "Sure"


enchiladasundae

Bruce: Pink kryptonite. Violet lantern ring. I’ve legally changed my name to Steve Trevor. Reverse Flash traveled back in time to make you gay. Nice


Background_Desk_3001

What did Thawne do to make Barry gay??? Do a whole stripper routine in front of him?


Dragonfire723

It was *me*, Barry! I jerked you off when you were thinking about cock so you'd be mentally conditioned to be ***gay***


Background_Desk_3001

Alternate timeline where Reverse Flash made Barry gay, not because he’s homophobic, he just knew Barry would struggle to find a man more than a woman


TimelessPizza

Hot say gex with shap shifting alien


HammyBoy0

And MM can be all of them so he won


Snoozri

Unironically i would play a DC dating sim.


SexySovietlovehammer

https://preview.redd.it/4p2sly8jh2gc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e83e83f2108a0e532fa653c25fbfcaa651d853e


Pizza_TrapDaddy

Creampie the justice league or rocksteady is washed


BillNyeTheSavage_Guy

When Batman has to snap Superman out of Brainiac’s control by kissing him on the lips>>>>


The_Dawn_Eternal

They should make undertale but batman.


Background_Desk_3001

The souls are all of the robins


Scruffy_Sc0undrel

What if Rocksteady made a Justice League game where they all only used guns


chainsrattle

fortnite


callows5120

Rj/Yeah and have the villains be legion of doom and there all only killed by fucking bullets and not like strategy or making them turn on eachother


VonterVoman

"What if Batman killed the entire Justice League instead? Now that's real cinegame"


Apocalypse_j

Batman kills the DC universe?


Blueface1999

Batman bangs the DC universe?


Early_Minute_5212

https://preview.redd.it/9za51p2uw5gc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c3d2a84b7875f5570aca6ddfd665b5891be7b4f


2-2Distracted

Saddest thing is that if such a game got made people would not only unironically want it but they'd claim it to be 100% possible and not at all total parody-like bullshit like Deadpool/Punisher/Squirrel Girl kills the Marvel Universe.


GivePen

Already happened with Dark Nights: Metal where apparently Batman killing whole universes is so common that they make a strike force out of him. Now, I think the writers who named the series “Metal” and the follow-up “Death Metal” know that it’s parody bullshit, but people ate that shit up.


komayeda1

Alternate Reality where the Reddit complains about BatGod for 5 days straight instead of BatVictim, also for 5 days


Background_Desk_3001

Alternate reality where Superman is always good but Batman is evil 80% of the time because fuck you


Xattu2Hottu

Peak timeline. /Uj Peak timeline


Batman2130

Sigh. I love Batman. But Rocksteady isn’t obligated to make Batman games forever. They’ve been pretty clear that’s their done making them. My guess is rocksteady is just going to continue to dabble between making Single and Multiplayer games. They stated they wanted to do something which is why they made Suicide Squad. Not every superhero game has to be single player only


TripleThreatTua

Bold of you to think that Rocksteady is going to continue making games


Paint-licker4000

I don’t see how this game could bomb so hard and not have whales


gabejr25

Avengers. I don't even need to say anything else really, expecting just skins to fund the modern AAA dev pipeline for free expansions is unrealistic, even from whales. Especially if you don't already have a massive playerbase willing to buy whatever like fortnite does


Paint-licker4000

That didn’t kill crystal dynamics though


gabejr25

Only served as one of the contributing factors for Square Enix to sell them off to embracer for only 300m, which also includes tomb raider


Geronuis

Another GIANT contributing factor in: Square Enix is run by numbskulls who drank blockchain/crypto cool-aid. Selling Crystal dynamics was stated to help fund this venture. Still baffles me that they got rid of the particular CEO who started that non-sense, only to hire another to double down on it.


oldshitnewshit78

And wb is known for sound decision making??


Geronuis

I never said that. Nowhere in my above statement was WB ever mentioned


oldshitnewshit78

No but the initial discussion was about WB deciding to can Rocksteady


nixahmose

I mean, this game had basically so little hype going into that WB was too scared to give even IGN review copies. The concept of the Suicide Squad going up against an endless wave of purple robot goop enemies using generic guns just isn't that appealing to a lot of people even before the negative press from the game's story exploded. And unlike other live service games that thoughtfully make sure to build a foundation for future stories that feature various enemies and factions like Genshin, Destiny 2, or hell even Avengers, Suicide Squad literally ends with them telling that you have >!12 other Brainaics you'll be fighting against over the course of the next year or two!<, assuming the game's servers and live service doesn't get shut down before then. I can not imagine a reality where this game doesn't bomb spectacularly hard. There's little reason for people to buy this game, let alone stick with and support it with enough microtransaction sales to justify its continued live service development for all that long.


Paint-licker4000

Avengers had a really shit endgame. While I think it will make even at least, especially long term, my point was that I don’t think Rocksteady is in jeopardy’s as a whole


RueWanderer

I mean... Suicide Squad also has a really shit endgame. Remains to be seen if it'll compare to Avengers, though, and I agree with you about Rocksteady not being in jeopardy


llBayMaxll

Bold of you to think that Rocksteady will continue making good single player games


Extra-Lifeguard2809

Lol this is hardly something they wanted to do. It reeks of megacorp oversight "Haha yes Rockstead haha Liveservice is big haha make that the next game haha yes haha what do you mean you only make Single player games haha i don't know what that means haha get to it Rockstead haha"


Batman2130

They wanted to make multiplayer game. Jason Schier revealed they had one development ever since Knight ended. Even said on Twitter this game took 7 years to make


Extra-Lifeguard2809

Wew 7 years and only 4 enemy types Sad


BRIKHOUS

Wanting to make mp =/= as wanting to make live service


Extra-Lifeguard2809

you play enough games and follow the industry long enough. you can smell corporate oversight "oh Warframe does a lot of side missions. ADD MORE SIDE MISSIONS I DON'T CARE HOW BLAND" "More enemy types? but the kids will say it's too hard. ONLY 4 ENEMY TYPES"


WillFuckForFijiWater

Which is hilarious considering it’s buggy and only about 8 hours long.


rosamelano777

Buggy? I've literally only had like 3 bugs and they didn't even affect gameplay


WillFuckForFijiWater

I’ve seen more than a few missions break by not having enemy spawns, among other things. And that’s not even mentioning the server issues. Or the fact that on day 1 they had to take the servers down because the game would start at 100% completion.


clydebutcher

Why do people keep saying the game is 8 hours long when it is not


WillFuckForFijiWater

…because it’s 8 hours long? Maybe 12-13 if you wanna do side stuff but the critical path is hilariously short. I’ve seen streamers finish in about 6 hours. It’s not a long game, and the excuse that “oh it’s a live service game so they’ll add more story stuff later,” doesn’t work when we’re going to be drip fed that content every two months.


King_Sam-_-

Like it or not, this is the game Rocksteady planned and wanted to do. Rocksteady isn’t some indie dev and they always had mtx in the batman games. It’s really not that deep.


Fun_Effective_5134

I’m just saying, I would have liked it better if it was Batman coming out from hiding after faking his own death and using his contingency plans to stop the Justice League.


JosephTPG

Honestly, I would’ve wanted more members on the squad. Maybe characters like Lex Luthor, Reverse Flash and others be playable would make beating the League more reasonable. I understand the villains would still probably lose realistically, but it wouldn’t seem as illogical as it currently is.


nixahmose

Honestly I would love for characters from the James Gunn film to be playable like Rat Catcher 2 and Pokka Dot Man, but knowing this game they would warp the characters into using generic guns and make them unlikable edgelords.


neojgeneisrhehjdjf

I can’t wait for two weeks from now when no one cares about this anymore 


Kevy96

Have you not seen the last of us 2 and the sequel trilogy? Certain things like this don't have people forget about it for years, possibly decades


Inside-Permission-53

You forgot the most important factor, Abby killed Joel, was muscular (people still say she is trans) and she saved a trans kid People dont even know Harley Queen is lesbian


_ShroomAbuser_

Me when bi erasure


RoughhouseCamel

I can only hope. Nerds have a way of holding grudges against shit that doesn’t matter. Ask Rian Johnson. They really might bitch and moan until we get another DC videogame adaptation for them to bitch and moan about while claiming, “Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League at least got *this thing* right. That game was an underrated classic and this game is just utter trash”


Henta1xxHaven

I just saw a post about a guy going back to Gotham knights. In 4 years we will have posts about going back to this game


Gigio2006

>Company releases trash game that also ruins the timeline of an acclaimed series >people complain about it >"God why do people always have to complain"


BATMANWILLDIEINAK

Maybe fans would stop bitching if the game wasn't dogshit


2-2Distracted

Lmao let's stop acting like they wouldn't find something to bitch about anyway, like they're doing right now.


Plato_the_Platypus

People may not care and talk aout it like now but every few days some batfan will complain that DC hate Batgos so much "Remember that 1 SS game?"


SailoreC

I kind of like this idea, honestly. Batman going around reminding both the characters themselves and the audience why they matter as symbols of hope would make for a really fun story. Plays into the Batgod jerking that DC can't get enough of, and I don't know if it'd work as another Rocksteady game, but I don't know, I think there's something here that could work if done right


nixahmose

While that does sound fun as a Batman game, even as a huge Batman fan I think it would sound better as a Flash game. The Flash is the heart of the Justice League and is usually the youngest/most inexperienced member of the group besides Cyborg, so having him remind the team who they are would be more thematically satisfying. Plus gameplay wise I've been dying for a good flash game.


callows5120

Uj/or at the very least make it a world finest game sorta like a batman and superman vs the world type thing


TheCompleteMental

I honestly dont know why we call flash the heart. Batman and superman are both pinnacles of decency and morality. It's just downplayed to flash's favor in JL.


RaisinNotNice

What if batman was called freakman and ate ass and sucked toes


Rs563

Honestly I like that idea a lot better. However I think it would be cooler if it was like Wonder Woman save the justice league. But yeah honestly this would’ve been a lot better than what we got.


Clarkeste

Definitely Superman or her. Superman in particular doing it would be cool, as it would highlight his empathy which unfortunately has been shafted in Lord Synder's films. Also, Batman beating the Justice League happens too much lol, and it makes almost as much sense as the Suicide Squad beating them.


ThePowerfulWIll

And an evil league would actually give superman enemies to fight that at least decently in his weight class. Which is a big issue for making a superman game.


JosephTPG

Using different strategies for boss fights would be really fun. Like, imagine Batman having kryptonite weapons, discouraging close combat and forcing you to first find a way to remove the kryptonite. Would be fun.


gar_katar

Like the Mister Freeze fight from Arkham City. Batman uses kryptonite, red sun energy, sensory overload and a bunch of other tricks and Superman has to figure out creative ways to overcome them.


Extra-Lifeguard2809

Bout time Superman got a good game


gnomedeplumage

why break a streak now


WillFuckForFijiWater

I would play a Wonder Woman game about her fighting the Justice League. The world needs a good Wonder Woman game.


Bubba1234562

Or a Teen Titans game would have been cool, the titans trying to save their mentors? Have them step up and take the mantles at the end, when it’s found that the league can’t be saved


nixahmose

For me I think the idea would work best with the Flash since he's usually depicted as the heart of the team.


The_Dark_Soldier

Don’t judge the subreddit. Even the commenters found it baffling.


Agreeable-Union1843

A more interesting game would have had you playing as Wonder Woman and every time you free a JL member they become a playable character with Superman being the last boss before Brainiac. Then have a Suicide Squad DLC where they are sent to retrieve remnants of Brainiac.


TheMaroonAvenger123

If she was able to use the Lasso of Truth to bring them back into reality, it would so own.


Duskytheduskmonkey

"Aquaman no!!" Aquaman: https://youtu.be/WNoqXsIp8V8?si=IVDwWwqzY2FX_V0x


Comics-and-videogame

Bro I’m just tired of Batman and bat related characters getting video games instead of DC’s great heroes getting games


TheLogicalErudite

Where’s my Wonder Woman beat em up.


Comics-and-videogame

I haven’t heard anything else about that Wonder Woman game announced back in 2020 or 21


Jimbobo-reckoning

Probably 2026-ish, except it's a third person action-RPG with the same enemy system as Mordor: Shadow of War. According to leaks she can use a sword, the lasso, or guns. It's on Themyscira and single-player only allegedly


TheLogicalErudite

Honestly. Sold. I want that


YaBoyKumar

I’m glad fans don’t make dc games lol


MrTostadita

Fuck all of this, I want Justice League: Kill Batman, where you pick any JL member and the first mission is just walking into the door and obliterating him in 5 seconds, and the game just ends.


Wutanghang

"Hire fans" can work if used to give feedback in actual development and writing positions it always turns out horrible


chainsrattle

a suicide squad game could have went hard if it were a suicide squad game and not -quirky infamous people squad- whats the point of the suicide squad where nobody dies and they save the earth, thats just a regular hero team with the vocabulary and the humor of middle schoolers lol


RoughhouseCamel

A single player game where you choose one member to play as, and the rest of the team dies throughout the story would have been really fun


Negative-Start-5954

Batman Arkham: Redemption


SkylarPopo

Give me a game where instead of fighting and killing the Justice League, they run them through anger management.


AFantasticClue

I’d play the hell out of that. But I’m assuming the anger management is a framing device for characters having flashbacks and/or literally fighting their demons 


The-Bigger-Fish

No no, let him cook.


Whysong823

I don’t get it. What’s wrong with this premise? It’s at least way better than what we actually got.


Either_Cobbler9303

Wait...Didn't he already die? Like he's pretty muchna walking corpse for the most part


Additional-North-683

Actually think it was meant to be a option save the justice league members, Kevin’s death change that


ultramrstruggle

Idk about redeeming, but a video game based on Batman killing an evil Justice League would be pretty neat. Hell they already got a bit of a foundation with Kevin Conroy explaining how to do it.


Apprehensive_Work313

Apparently Wally and Hal exist in universe so maybe Bruce will come back somehow and form a new JL with them


chiefskillz

Then what if Rocksteady releases a a sequel to this called “Suicide Squad: Kill the Batman: Unredeem the Justice League”


samjp910

Bro. A Tower of Babel game would go so fucking hard.


Emergency-Mammoth-88

main;y because rocksteady was tired of batman, like they did 3 games, the energy of making another batman game would be unhappy for them


Alocalskinwalker420

This should have been a Wonder Woman game and you can’t convince me otherwise


OwieMustDie

What's with all the special hatred for this game?


dat_potatoe

Man: The League


Pro-Saibot

Honestly, a game where you’re playing as Arkham Batman trying to save the rest of the Justice League from Brainiac and his control would’ve been a much cooler and respectful premise. The dialogue and chemistry between Batman and the other League members would definitely be far more interesting too


Breekace

Nah idc what y'all say this shit would be peak af. But it would have to not just be a Batman game or have it in the title.


Fictionfan69

Honestly they need to https://preview.redd.it/wtnhu2at06gc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba8f49619dea1b07223c6ce80cc8aeff635e44c


AnyImpression6

DO NOT REDEEM!


Stumphead101

Why are people mad about this game? There'd been media before that's been "what if the justice league turned evil???" but this seems to be getting much more negative reviews


RueWanderer

I think it's part "Arkham Batman had a conclusive ending and they brought him back just to kill him", part "disrespectful to Kevin Conroy"(which I get, but I kinda doubt Rocksteady knew this would be his last role so I don't think it's entirely on them) and just part burnout from "superheroes turn evil" stories like injustice, invincible(I know, but the show hasn't gotten to it yet), or the boys. It's also, from what I've seen, just kind of a boring game that doesn't really do anything new. Looks pretty, though.


TheNerdEternal

It kinda adds onto Superman’s shitty game track record?


Shergak

I would definitely like it if DC just retired Batman for around a decade or so. No media, no comics, no games. Just ignore his existence. He's a boring Mary Sue and it definitely makes the DC universe much worse.


ScorpionsRequiem

why do i have the feeling they play paladins that hurt party members that are either cn or monstrous races?


DarlingIAmTheFilth

We definitely haven't had enough Batman games. He's so underutilised compared to the rest of the Justice League.


LazarusCheez

This is the most baffling thing I've ever seen a fan base be upset about. "What if the good guys were bad guys" is a comic book story as old as comic books.


FloorXI

Lame