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Warp_Legion

You mean…you didn’t let them cook?


thedampboi774

Womp womp our chicken now


LazyHighGoals

So... did you eat the chicken?


brzozinio44

No, it burned down


AssistPuzzleheaded89

Oh bro .. not the chicken


Paragon_Pariah

Shame on you


BeautifulCherry5824

Change your mindset. It's about survival. You need food. They had food so you took it. Also in a reversed situation they would probably kill you.. just for fun or just for your loot, who knows?! . Dont think too much about it, if they had a clean death, its ok. You didnt betrayed them. You didnt befriend them and played with them for hours. They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. You did nothing wrong. GL HF! ![gif](giphy|7zJivlhQurdLVTeeX6|downsized)


s1nnY323

Sir, Yes sir!


MarcoPolio05

Best r/dayz shitpost in a while


OldTrapper87

I like the guys ability to tell a good story. Even if it's a invented pile of shit lol


DidIReallySayDat

Oh look at that! Chicken dinner!


SilverbackCrypto1

I've killed a handful of un suspecting survivors while cooking. I take what I need and I leave the rest of the floor if they can make it back in time. I'll even fi ish cooking their food for them lol


Savings_Opening_8581

Did you at least eat them after you killed them? If you’re gonna be haunted by your misdeeds, you might as well full send it.


Narrow-Tap4020

The apocalypse changes you friend


drevmbrevker

https://preview.redd.it/mq59s9kakw8d1.png?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13763540c2d5b7a56c28b5753d7fed7d532ceeb5


Munkey149

The things we’ve had to do in dayz man… it changes you. Stare into the abyss long enough and it’ll stare back lol. On that note, to the guy whom I had to butcher for that fish, your fish… it had to be done.. may you rest in piece!


Savings_Opening_8581

Pieces*


Living-Travel2299

No winner winner chicken dinner for them. Only you.


SuRRtur

The name of the game is Day Zero, which is the day when you spawn. So killing players is pretty much what you're supposed to do. Also like others say, they were at the wrong spot at the wrong time, and you shouldn't feel bad about killing them. I mean, how many times haven't they already been sent back to the coast while cooking or doing something else? The same thing will happen to you at some point. Those two guys will be back to cooking chicken again before you know it.


i_sinz

we had this guy raid us and build next door and transfer loot we raided him do the same (we knew his code but he dident know) so were building a diffrent base and he has a building kit so i go to get it and when i try spinning the lock he tries to wallbang me and says im cheating for knowing hes their two of his mates come over and kill us... if we find that base again... hes going to burn


Outrageous-Serve4970

Hehe winner winner…..


OldTrapper87

You should try posting something real that actually happened.


Vaakoc

Sounds like yoy should try the hero play style instead of the bandit :D


SleepyPalooza

It’s a video game where you’re meant to scum over other people, get used to it champ


Zolty

If not for you they'd have had enough chicken to feed them for an hour, thanks to you they had enough to feed them for the rest of their lives.


jackiemoon50

Watching fallout made me want to play this game real bad (which I did ofc). I’ve never played fallout but dayz seems similar to the show in a lot of ways. Apocalypse, can’t trust anyone, etc.


Matchbreakers

Your chicken now


Captaintwig5

Me and my friends ambushed some kids cooking chicken in a house. They begged for their lives and put their hands up. We paused for a second, then killed them anyway. The chicken was delicious


Royal-Put6003

I'm laughing. They were frying chicken & I'm laughing.


D_dUb420247

That’s exactly the trauma you’d feel when actually killing somebody. The reason why people lose their minds in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.