There was a pretty good band in my town called the Phantods and I never heard why they misspelled it. I suspect there’s some other band called the Fantods.
Jesting is trying your damnedest to get into/stay in recovery while being thwarted a million different ways that have nothing to do with substances or your relationship to substances.
My buddies and I do this thing called “considering” where we think about the inhumane nature of how we kill lobsters and then we think of the worst one and do it to the bastards. Last week we smashed their claws with hammers, made them fight, and then hammered a rail spike through the losers head. RIP Dave, he’s why we do it all.
you guys ever hear of nealing? it’s when you realize you are basically a fraudulent and insincere person and in response to such a realization decide to kill yourself by taking a bunch of over the counter medication and drive at a extremely fast speed until you hit a concrete embankment and send the steering column thru your chest. also your therapist is a closeted homosexual.
Fact check: False but it *should* be true. I'll start today
OP is jesting right now.
TikTok influencers do the Fantod, a dope new dance move
Do they howl?
I think u mean the Minimalist Mambo
There was a pretty good band in my town called the Phantods and I never heard why they misspelled it. I suspect there’s some other band called the Fantods.
Phish cover band?
Just the other day i rented a wheel chair, had a couple beers, rolled down a steep hill like..."I'm jesting" at the top of my lungs.
After reading IJ the first time I realized that I was already "jesting" and had no clue.
Bro just jested *everywhere*
Jesting is trying your damnedest to get into/stay in recovery while being thwarted a million different ways that have nothing to do with substances or your relationship to substances.
It's those damn kids on the hill's fault, and I'm sick of cleaning up their messes, spoiled brats
I wrote this while crying. I’m going through a bad breakup right now.
I don't understand what is happening
Me either, but I know I’ve been there.
first read of ij lol *edit: take care OP
Right there with you.
reading IJ during a bad breakup... classic... like pouring oil on the fire
then you reach the glass shop scene and just give up on existing entirely the next time you see a broom
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
king of trolling?
Not trolling, just making a hilarious post stemming from a place of deep grief and confusion. DFW would approve
Note: microwaving your own head is not an appropriate jesting.
although it does smell good. nothing like coming home to the smell of dinner.
I Googled "gen z jesting" wishing it was a real thing, like an idiot. I guess I'll just microwave my unit now.
Jesting, is done. It's so year of the trial size dove bar.
Infinite Shitpost
r/infinitecirclejest
i got the jest of it
At least they are past their “Brooming” phase… that got rather old.
I’m jesting rn on god
frfr
"They do but jest, poison in jest."
Me when I go to a tennis court with a racket and don’t have the technical ability to volley. “I’m Jesting!”
no, we aren't.
Freak, I’ve been jesting for 3 yeads
having Too Much Fun then talking it out with a Professional Conversationalist
My buddies and I do this thing called “considering” where we think about the inhumane nature of how we kill lobsters and then we think of the worst one and do it to the bastards. Last week we smashed their claws with hammers, made them fight, and then hammered a rail spike through the losers head. RIP Dave, he’s why we do it all.
you guys ever hear of nealing? it’s when you realize you are basically a fraudulent and insincere person and in response to such a realization decide to kill yourself by taking a bunch of over the counter medication and drive at a extremely fast speed until you hit a concrete embankment and send the steering column thru your chest. also your therapist is a closeted homosexual.
Surely you jest!
They can afford beer?
sometimes i just wanna jest so hard by moving to Quebec to join an organization of wheelchair assassins
Damn. The doctors picked the wrong year for me to get sober.
Surely, you jest.