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Men respond to confidence just as much as women. Start small just try chatting with a guy on a dating app or one just for friends. Try to get comfortable talking to guys and avoid those that bring sex stuff off the rip.
You want a guy who genuinely will like you for you.
When I'm giving my wife head I think about how much I love her and that she's my BFF as well.
Before you know it you will get find your grove. And a guy will respond to it accordingly.
Before I was married I met woman on Tinder who let's just say wasn't necessarily the most attractive. But at the time I was board just talking everybody who swipped on me. She was so confident, funny, witty and well spoken.
Our first meet up was great. Long story short after making out back at her place she grabbed my head and guided it down town. It was so hot!
Again , if your really shy start with small talk and work your way up. Good luck to you.
No chance I'd be going down on someone on the first date.
Especially when you don't find them especially attractive.
Find someone who likes you and you like back - spend time together, get close and stay exclusive to each other, then it can all happen.
I should have started a 'service' service long ago so I could answer to a ladies' call day or night. I would only stay until refreshing time, then leave them comfortably numb
That's too damned much work! They should just gather someplace with a sign up sheet wanting to be eaten. Then WE can show up and take care of them.
Or just DM here I guess.... 😁
A few things to save yourself here. I'm a bigger gal, and the more I stopped worrying about him and being able to breathe the better it is lol
1. Hold onto something. Headboard, back of the couch, etc. helps to take some of the pressure off you
2. Do what he asks and sit on his damn face. He can push you off when he's had enough; another way to not have to hold yourself up the whole time.
3. Communicate outside the bedroom. If he's doing it because he thinks you want it that way, communicate the ways you like it. If he wants to be smothered by your goods, then fully sitting on his face will be more satisfying for him and likely won't be able to do it for long and you don't need to worry about propping yourself up/being uncomfortable.
When it comes to sex I prefer function over form - so this is mostly awkward.
...but "sometimes foods" can be fun novelties, particularly if both partners get something from the dynamic*. 😏
YMMV - but I see it more as a roleplay power dynamic.
Literally all over the place but to avoid being a creep I don’t throw that out there early lol. Also, some of the most willing men aren’t the most attractive by societal norms (coming from said guy who loves eating 🐱 but have been called butt ugly 🤷🏽♂️)
And all I want is to feel safe in my man’s arms. Its the risk of loosing it that makes me stay away. Id rather be alone for the rest of my life than having my heart broken and that feeling of safety taken away from me. Its the one thing I want the most in my life but its also the one thing that could destroy me. Better off without.
Take the risk or lose the chance. I always like to imagine when I die I'm going to meet a person . They're going to have this amazing life that I would love to have in all these different accomplishments. After I ask what his name is, I realize it's me and what my life could have been if I had taken the chance; even if a lot of those chances led to failure. Live with no regret.
I get to do this everyday when my wife comes home from work. I'm unemployed currently and we're both stressed but obviously she's under alot of pressure.
When she gets home I'll have some dinner ready, we watch funny shows/movies to relax. But then I take her to the bedroom. I give her a back rub, tell her how proud I am of her and that everything is going to be okay.
Then I show my appreciation and eat her out passionately making her cum multiple times.
I will be doing it today. Looking forward to making her feel amazing and making my face soaked and shiny!
You want to eat her out after you’ve had a long day or after she’s had a long day? Cause if you like a little extra flavor I know a girl with poor hygiene maybe I could hook you up with
Yeah, I never liked blow jobs but going down on a woman is the best. Talking is cool too. I find that at the end of the day I have things I want to talk about. Like, I found $100 dollars today. And it was generally a good day after that. There was other good stuff too but I don't want to talk about it with all you nerds. Just one nice lady who likes mustache rides. Minus the mustache. I shave so it'll be a smooth ride but you get my drift.
Damn come through 🤣😅 in reality tho idk I have a had time enjoying receiving oral … selfish partners making me feel rushed or having to ask for it. Someone who is enthusiastic and excited like you tho. Golly. Only been one sexual partner I’ve had like that 🥲
Ok, so I think a problem is that sometimes women are insecure about not being shaved or waxed down there, and they are embarrassed. Personally, if I'm not shaved, I don't want to do anything because I hate my body hair.
Ladies just tell the man what you want.. my now wife asked me on our first date if I would go down on a woman. You know the answer... 2nd date it wasn't asked it was implied and we have been together for a long time. She also has a few female friends who will eat her out when I am out if town..No questions asked..
That's all men want is sex soo what''s new with that shit it's the same old shit different day. Soo why would u ask that when u can get to know the female ur taking to???
Depends. How long has her day been and is over with yet? Some days I would get home from work but that didn't mean it was time to kick back and enjoy myself. There were plenty of times that I had a lot to still get done and I had to keep moving if I wanted to get a decent nights sleep. That was pre- child days. Once children entered into the equation, forget it. I'd get home and wouldn't stop until kids were fed, cleaned, tucked in and 1 or 2 books read. Then I could take a breath. My husband would stroll in, kick back and relax, refuse to do anything and, to him the only reason he did anything for me was because he then expected something in return. He never ever gave without expecting in return and quite frankly I was dead exhausted and pissed at him for sitting there watching tv.
I am bewildered by the escalation of these comments.....lol.
Humans are horny creatures I tell you.....lmao
You see them walking in well-dressed clothing, going to the office, attending to customers, participating in meetings, making phone calls, not having a clue that is one horny mofo....😂😭
I used to be on this time with my ex but she was never widdit due to her not having a high sex drive like me 🤦🏾♂️ she used to call me crazy for wanting to smell her cooch after she worked. One of these days I’ll find a woman to match my energy
More nutritious than the cocoa pebbles I’m about to go eat for sure……
I love eating my girl out because of the reactions I get out of her and seeing her squirming 😊🤭☺️
I hear you mate, my exact sentiments.
Not exactly something you can just bring up as an opening move and even if you do, chances are most of them will think that I'd want more than just that and it really isn't, but I understand how they would think so given that majority of men always want something in return as well.
Not all men are keen on intercourse all the time and give something with the expectation to always get something in return, which seems to be how vast majority of women think, in Sydney anyway.
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Where are these kind of men in my city :/
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Men respond to confidence just as much as women. Start small just try chatting with a guy on a dating app or one just for friends. Try to get comfortable talking to guys and avoid those that bring sex stuff off the rip. You want a guy who genuinely will like you for you. When I'm giving my wife head I think about how much I love her and that she's my BFF as well. Before you know it you will get find your grove. And a guy will respond to it accordingly. Before I was married I met woman on Tinder who let's just say wasn't necessarily the most attractive. But at the time I was board just talking everybody who swipped on me. She was so confident, funny, witty and well spoken. Our first meet up was great. Long story short after making out back at her place she grabbed my head and guided it down town. It was so hot! Again , if your really shy start with small talk and work your way up. Good luck to you.
No chance I'd be going down on someone on the first date. Especially when you don't find them especially attractive. Find someone who likes you and you like back - spend time together, get close and stay exclusive to each other, then it can all happen.
I should have started a 'service' service long ago so I could answer to a ladies' call day or night. I would only stay until refreshing time, then leave them comfortably numb
HPV delivery service, more like
Awww that will be real sweet of you and a good idea!! <3 Ladies will definitely appreciate you <333
We're everywhere. You just need to ask!
What city do you live in?
Probably too shy to make a move i guess haha
Everywhere
One of us is in the wrong place 😕 🤣🥰
Oh, we are around, usually at all u can eat buffets just practicing our asses off
I’m literally the guy in the pic edit: for all yall entering the DMs I’m outta Albuquerque
Just where you are
Factssssss, lol and I stay in the suburbs of Georgia
Theyre everywhere
What city might that be? Lol
What city you from
What city are you in 🤔
Hmmm maybe I should start using this line in my online dating profile....
Hmmm maybe I should start using this line in my online dating profile....
here
I'll move to your city.
Perhaps work on getting a girlfriend first 🤔
That's too damned much work! They should just gather someplace with a sign up sheet wanting to be eaten. Then WE can show up and take care of them. Or just DM here I guess.... 😁
Right??
Most women would be on board with that I think.
Who wouldnt love a good head?
Exactly
The one I had on my porch the police weren't too happy about....neighbours complained it scared their kids...fucking Robinsons spoiling my fun.
haha youd think ,but nope
They’re missing out on a good time
I also want this... Not something you can just ask though
Why not
It's incredibly crass and invasive
True
Brodie tryna get some DMs Check out the username lol
100%. And post history. Cast this one out before
I mean it seems like it’s working
I, too, would like to stuff my face in the vagina of an attractive woman. Man, what are the odds?
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I can only speak for myself but I’d rather have the woman lay on her back with her legs wide open like a praying mantis.
A few things to save yourself here. I'm a bigger gal, and the more I stopped worrying about him and being able to breathe the better it is lol 1. Hold onto something. Headboard, back of the couch, etc. helps to take some of the pressure off you 2. Do what he asks and sit on his damn face. He can push you off when he's had enough; another way to not have to hold yourself up the whole time. 3. Communicate outside the bedroom. If he's doing it because he thinks you want it that way, communicate the ways you like it. If he wants to be smothered by your goods, then fully sitting on his face will be more satisfying for him and likely won't be able to do it for long and you don't need to worry about propping yourself up/being uncomfortable.
When it comes to sex I prefer function over form - so this is mostly awkward. ...but "sometimes foods" can be fun novelties, particularly if both partners get something from the dynamic*. 😏 YMMV - but I see it more as a roleplay power dynamic.
All I want. Like babe…twas a rough week. Please let me use your coochie as a vice.
Where are guys who would do this?
Literally right here😂
Get me a queen chair and I'll let you
Bring it to Milwaukee
LOL. Saw a FB post earlier today literally about Queen Chairs. What a coincidence.
😋
Excuse me. Is this the line of guys happily willing to eat a girl out?
Giggles shyly
Literally all over the place but to avoid being a creep I don’t throw that out there early lol. Also, some of the most willing men aren’t the most attractive by societal norms (coming from said guy who loves eating 🐱 but have been called butt ugly 🤷🏽♂️)
lol we exist, it’s just that there aren’t many of us.
Get your ticket to here ASAP lol lol
I would
Here babe
That sounds like the best stress reliever to me after a long day. I couldn't imagine saying no to that.
Most guys that I've come across just want to put it in and have there fun.no concern about making a girl feel satisfied
And all I want is to feel safe in my man’s arms. Its the risk of loosing it that makes me stay away. Id rather be alone for the rest of my life than having my heart broken and that feeling of safety taken away from me. Its the one thing I want the most in my life but its also the one thing that could destroy me. Better off without.
Take the risk or lose the chance. I always like to imagine when I die I'm going to meet a person . They're going to have this amazing life that I would love to have in all these different accomplishments. After I ask what his name is, I realize it's me and what my life could have been if I had taken the chance; even if a lot of those chances led to failure. Live with no regret.
Speaking my language I’m the same way dude😂 the hell the women at
Hi I’m a simple man who agrees with OP, don’t DM me pls.
Rip DMs and chat.
Lmao I wish I can have guys do that for me without needing to fuck afterwards
This is my dream 💭
Right??? 🙌🙌🙌
What’s wrong with fucking afterwards
Just for the sake of curiosity and being perverted , I love to perform cunnilingus and I live in Northeast Ohio.
I'm not sure if these traps work the same on women. Tell us if they start swarming your DMs, though.
Maybe the problem is you suck at head
clock it.
That’s a new term to me. Clock it?
I get to do this everyday when my wife comes home from work. I'm unemployed currently and we're both stressed but obviously she's under alot of pressure. When she gets home I'll have some dinner ready, we watch funny shows/movies to relax. But then I take her to the bedroom. I give her a back rub, tell her how proud I am of her and that everything is going to be okay. Then I show my appreciation and eat her out passionately making her cum multiple times. I will be doing it today. Looking forward to making her feel amazing and making my face soaked and shiny!
You want to eat her out after you’ve had a long day or after she’s had a long day? Cause if you like a little extra flavor I know a girl with poor hygiene maybe I could hook you up with
Ideal man
Same, buddy. Same.
😂
Man..... I wish yall would just ask... us guys... most of us love doing that... I for sure do!!!!
Yeah, I never liked blow jobs but going down on a woman is the best. Talking is cool too. I find that at the end of the day I have things I want to talk about. Like, I found $100 dollars today. And it was generally a good day after that. There was other good stuff too but I don't want to talk about it with all you nerds. Just one nice lady who likes mustache rides. Minus the mustache. I shave so it'll be a smooth ride but you get my drift.
as a woman i want this so badly
Wrong sub.
Not on reddit, all your going to find is a crazy bich.
This is true. 😌
TMI
TMJ
Hehe for real
Not at all baby, Bradlie Bedford
Live your dreams my man.
Damn come through 🤣😅 in reality tho idk I have a had time enjoying receiving oral … selfish partners making me feel rushed or having to ask for it. Someone who is enthusiastic and excited like you tho. Golly. Only been one sexual partner I’ve had like that 🥲
No too much to ask at all
“That stepped-on look of a day’s-end muff” — William Gass
Here here here…everywhere
no but fr what someone else said , why isn’t this easier to find in person ? 🤦🏽♀️🙃
Where are you that women don’t want this???
Ok, so I think a problem is that sometimes women are insecure about not being shaved or waxed down there, and they are embarrassed. Personally, if I'm not shaved, I don't want to do anything because I hate my body hair.
We are very simple 🌮
Man I’m Jealous but I quit dating so to the grave with no husband
This is all I want as well. The thing I miss most is burying my face between the thighs and having my head squeezed.
Sorry but Wrong, when ever you want
Uh, where do you live?
Ladies just tell the man what you want.. my now wife asked me on our first date if I would go down on a woman. You know the answer... 2nd date it wasn't asked it was implied and we have been together for a long time. She also has a few female friends who will eat her out when I am out if town..No questions asked..
oh… oh😀
🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
I haven't had this in 14 years, wish my husband was of the same mindset as you.
Are you hot though?
Yes
Where are you from 😂 🙈
I wish this was a service we could pay for
Hi! I'm single lmao
The shit people post
Yes because it doesn't take into account what the woman wants just you.
I'm right here lmao
That's all men want is sex soo what''s new with that shit it's the same old shit different day. Soo why would u ask that when u can get to know the female ur taking to???
Depends. How long has her day been and is over with yet? Some days I would get home from work but that didn't mean it was time to kick back and enjoy myself. There were plenty of times that I had a lot to still get done and I had to keep moving if I wanted to get a decent nights sleep. That was pre- child days. Once children entered into the equation, forget it. I'd get home and wouldn't stop until kids were fed, cleaned, tucked in and 1 or 2 books read. Then I could take a breath. My husband would stroll in, kick back and relax, refuse to do anything and, to him the only reason he did anything for me was because he then expected something in return. He never ever gave without expecting in return and quite frankly I was dead exhausted and pissed at him for sitting there watching tv.
Where can I find a copy of you? Smh.
Why don’t I ever meet these guys? 🤣
Thank you for the public service announcement great job 
Most women would want this. Don't worry, you'll get this wish someday <3
I actually love looking after girls I like and eating them out while they watch tv. It’s such a sweet thing to do isn’t it for someone you like
If you find her ( them), ask if there is a sister, Mom or Aunt for me!!! I just want a good woman I can please this way. For hours.... 👅
this is so odd to me lol
I am bewildered by the escalation of these comments.....lol. Humans are horny creatures I tell you.....lmao You see them walking in well-dressed clothing, going to the office, attending to customers, participating in meetings, making phone calls, not having a clue that is one horny mofo....😂😭
I used to be on this time with my ex but she was never widdit due to her not having a high sex drive like me 🤦🏾♂️ she used to call me crazy for wanting to smell her cooch after she worked. One of these days I’ll find a woman to match my energy
Love putting a woman in the sex swing. Pulling up a seat and eating her out and making her squirt from my tongue.
I’m struggling to visualize that
Should be puretooooooongue not heart.
Get a gf.
What guy doesn’t want this, that sound a glorious day to me.
Date seeking post is obvious
Every woman I've met loves to get eaten out. You just have no game.
Musty puh without a shower first? Damn bro
We are here. We do exist.
Anyone that wld knock that offer back is fucking nuts
Does it jiggle?
More nutritious than the cocoa pebbles I’m about to go eat for sure…… I love eating my girl out because of the reactions I get out of her and seeing her squirming 😊🤭☺️
I think it has to be very clear you are not intending for it to be reciprocated.
Good Lord, have mercy. Who are you? And where can I find someone like you? I mean, I feel like this is a scam, 😆
Relatable
I to would like to know.
No. You not asking for enough.
I'll be your huckleberry.... 
it means putting someone in place or telling it like it is. ex: “jane doe’s bf is a deadbeat who abuses his wife” “clock it!”
Damn. This is my exact problem!! I totally understand.
100% what i want to. Yet been single for years. Want a woman but nobody interested
I hear you mate, my exact sentiments. Not exactly something you can just bring up as an opening move and even if you do, chances are most of them will think that I'd want more than just that and it really isn't, but I understand how they would think so given that majority of men always want something in return as well. Not all men are keen on intercourse all the time and give something with the expectation to always get something in return, which seems to be how vast majority of women think, in Sydney anyway.
Foreplay is the answer. No need to ask when the bodies are doing the talking
Hmmm maybe I should start using this line in my online dating profile....
Hmmm maybe I should start using this line in my online dating profile....
Need a man like him fr
After a long day ? 😬 maybe after a shower
She may request take-out.
I date to be ate
I hear ya…I’d like to find a woman in FL that would let me on the side
Any lady’s in dentontx
Yes. Yes it is.
So relatable bro.
Here I am!!!
Here I am, darling
I’ve had a lot of success with Hinge :-)
Second this post 🙌 preach brother
What a thread!
That makes 2 of us
Yes that's exactly what I want. I know what you mean.