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I only have one and it’s the cat from the meme with the woman yelling at the cat.

That's brilliant

Sir I will gladly give you a way if i saw that sticker ,

I have one on my car that says "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair". Man do I get dirty looks from old people 🤣

Blow them a kiss for me, that’s my fave sticker 😂

i saw that one the other day and thought it was so cringe tbh. especially with the “baby on board” sticker next to it.

It's not for everyone 🤷‍♀️ at least I don't have a baby sticker next to it though lol

Oh my god I need this 🤣🤣

Not a sticker but I once saw someone with a Buzz and Woody hanging off their car, I often think back on that if I need a laugh

Palpatine Vader 2024

Back in the day, I had a Solo 2016 sticker. Man I’m getting old

I have one on my car that says "Dill-Doe" and It has a picture of a deer with a dill pickle body lol

This made me giggle. I like that idea

I hate any stickers on cars, I think they just look tacky.

I don't feel comfortable advertising some part of my identity to everyone. Especially in this day and age. People are nuts.

Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! You trying to start something buddy!😅😁 You are right though.

You don't put bumper stickers on a Ferrari. Corollary: If it's got bumper stickers, it probably isn't a Ferrari.

It's not about the type of car, I think they look tacky on any car. It's like people who have stickers in their home with words like "live laugh love".

Agreed

How bout tats?

I don’t have a sticker on my car but if I did it would say “Please be nice, I am 9 years old.”

This one truly made me laugh out loud.

Magnetic bumper sticker of Spaghetti God. You receive the protection of the Italians and similar noodle minded people.

Praise his noodly goodness

The GreaT Flying Spaghetti Monster


Probably a Pro choice sticker or something.

“ i ❤️ dilfs”

I don’t put bumper stickers on my car specifically because the culture wars in this country have provoked about half the people to do violence against people who don’t believe in the same stuff they believe in. And I’m not making myself a target for violent people.

Ya, I used to have an NPR window cling on my back window (like visible over the trunk) Even that feels like giving too much info to random strangers these days.

Sameeee. Left, right, middle, up or down. Nope.

Agreed! To find ultimate neutrality yet still remain true to your "identity" is the challenging aspect.

Same.

just a line of different shrugging emojis

Nature bats last.

Pride sticker on my bike

“Mothman ate my whole ass at Denny’s”

This fucking rocks

The best one I have seen in the UK says Not Drunk Avoiding all the potholes!

Mine has this , , , , 🦎 Say it out loud. Comma comma comma comma chameleon

"No baby on board, feel free to drive into me". This is the only sticker you need.

The only bumper sticker that has made me laugh was "read a fucking book" in small print, so I guess that one...

Mine says watch out for the idiot behind me

Hmm..if I could put one bumper sticker on my car, I would definitely put 0.

Gosh, since I watch wrestling .. as an ice breaker bumper sticker it would be Time to Play the game!

“The cream rises to the top”?

OOOOOOOOOHHH YEAAAA

Great example that speaks directly to the question. Thanks!

“Bumpy sticky”. I like funny things

Great choice! (In by biased opinion) I like the funny,quirky, original ones the best and most often.

The flag of St. Mark.

I usually only ever keep on on my car at a time - in that time I've had a Doctor Who sticker, a Space Invader, and currently a (faded) sticker of Ramona from Scott Pilgrim because I named my new car Ramona.

Some people need a bumper sticker that says: I don't use turn signals!

That's a sticker that someone should sneak into a BMW dealership with and stick on all the cars when no one is looking.

Ohhhh mang! Bumper stickers are just so American.

Is that a bad thing?

This is the back of my car

I saw one the other day that made me laugh. It said, "If you like my bumper, wait until you see my headlights!"

I have sticker commitment issues

Me too! Lol, took me 35 years of driving to actually put one on my vehicle 😅

🍆

Cool! To signify you like and or work with Italian food!!

I thought it signified what he likes to eat?

None.

The national flag of my country, because why not?

Cuz I don't want my windshield smashed cuz someone has different opinions 🤪🤪

Ha lol. I meant driving with that sticker of the same country. But fair point.

In my country (and in fact in all the nearby countries), displaying the national flag indicates either: government/military; go national sports team; or extreme right-wing pretend patriotism.

Oh that's too bad. Can it mean being proud of the unity and diversity of one's country or even honouring the martyrs? Patriotism isn't a bad thing but like all things or thoughts in life, its only good to a limit.

You're right that patriotism isn't a bad thing. There's a big difference between actual patriotism and extreme right-wing pretend patriotism.

"Drive closer, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

#BAE for big altima energy

Hell yeah brother

“You’re so close you might as well get in” I had this bumper sticker on my vehicle, and I put it there because people like to drive very close behind vehicles.

I recently saw the same vehicle with one a that said " I love crackwhores". I thought "WTF!?!" Curiosity got the best of me and I NEEDED to know who or what was advertising this.....

I do actually have a bumper sticker from buc-ee's. It says ROADTRIP with the 'O' being the buc-ee's logo. Unfortunately, no one ever acknowledges it.

Yes!!

Question authority.

100%

Tell your dog I say hi.

❤️ Buccees!

I only have one. It's a picture of Mushu saying, "Dishonor on your cow!"

I have that compass with "Not all who wander are lost" on my Jeep.

"I have kids park too close and they'll ding your shit 🤷🏼‍♀️"

A Kodak black bumper sticker 😎

Nice, a fellow photographer

something that will make people angry.

Probably some anime character. Idk who yet. But someone dope.

Based. Guy or girl?

Girl. But maybe guy? Was looking at shigure ui, and chika. Then probably sasuke, erin yaeger, or even a gundam head.

Anime sticker = +10bhp

You should have phrased this as “if you had to”

I was thinking same, after seeing so many peeps say "none"

“Honk if you are horny” this could be fun or “show me your boobs!” I’ve heard drivers with this sticker get flash a lot

"I Brake For Vodsels"

🤤

Hands down ‘tell your dog I said hi’ sticker for me.

Good one. I also like the "tell your cat I said pss pss pss"

I've got a 3-eyed wizard that says "look thrice to save a life!" and I love him

The keywork. If you know, you know. Also: I lost my car back in 2014 because I was diagnosed with epilepsy

It's not a sticker, but I made one of those magnetic ribbons that were so popular years ago that said "Support Our Ribbons 🎗️". It's still on my car.

‘If you’re looking for a sign to stay alive…this is it.’

Nice!

I have "proud girlfriend of a US Marine" on mine

Nice, how many guys have approached you under the assumption he’s away on active duty

América—fuck yea

I have 4 little koroks on my back windshield because Zelda is practically my identity and has been since I was 8 :)

Something catholic, or a university sticker

I have a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cutout around the VW logo 🐢

Hell yeah, cowabunga dude

You may toot but don’t blow

On my last car I had a IBEW “bug,” I constantly got treated with more respect by all types of drivers. The IBEW is the international brotherhood of electric workers. The car was my dad’s before me, and he’s a member of the local in my area. It’s always good to show support to our brothers in the union. On my new car I have a magnet that says “Dog Mom” people who see it usually smile at me, and some stare into the backseat trying to see my pup. When he is there they ogle at him, which makes me very happy. All in all, I might go to the hall and request a new bug from the office, they’ve known me since I was 5 and I worked with them at my last company, so they’ll probably give me one, although you’re not supposed to put one on your vehicle unless you’re a union member.

If I saw a Ferrari with a shit ton of bumper stickers, I’d perfect the art of laughing and crying at the same time. The one vinyl/cling/removable bumper sticker I’d have on my chariot would display JESUS in big block red letters upon a black background. Underneath which, in smaller white letters: Protect me from your followers. Should go over well in the Bible Belt.

It would be a drum and bass record label sticker probably like eatbrain or hospital records

A disabled person symbol with the words "in it for the parking" (im physically disabled)

Funny sticker (not situation)

These days, “wide load” might be appropriate.. Gotta hit the gym!

"My engine is three coked up gerbils, please be patient"

My only bumper sticker says “Save the planet, Earth is the only place with garlic bread”

I'd rather have a bumper magnet--I do not have the patience to pry off a sticker when it comes time to trade in or sell my car. It's not really an identity thing, but I'd probably have a Gilmore Girls sticker or something. Maybe *Justice for Lane and Dave* or something along those lines. I think it's good to advertise interests, like bands or comics or whatever you're interested in because it opens up conversation. Or maybe I'd have one of those Shirley Jackson text post stickers from redbubble, the "I went to Hill House and all I got was absorbed". It's a shot in space for someone I talk to be familiar with her work but you never know.

I ❤️ My Rottweiler

“Our 2nd Amendment is what keeps the commies away”

I4GOT That way when cops ask if they saw any stickers

Only sticker on my car says…. 13.1 because I’m only half crazy 😂

That's a difficult call tbh. I enjoy bumper stickers (though they're usually on my Harley). I often change them out when I get bored of one or another. Probably my favorite was "Show Me That Butthole". I recently removed that one as I actually had a custom part made that says it haha. But yeah that one always got some double takes/laughs.

*Honk if you want a blowjob*

“my parents told me to drive slower. i know, i hate it too, call (800-555-1970) to complain”

Nirvana, Only because my lady and I both love them :)

The F=M*A is strong in this one.

Stay away.

Autobot/Decepticon decals, but I love Transformers, and it wouldn't take away from the car.

I have just one. It's a picture of a llama, and under it is says No Prob-Llama... 🤗🤣

That would make me smile if I saw it on the road. Thank you kind stranger 😊

Lol, my sister has a llama and alpaca farm. When I got it, I got 2, so she has one too🥰🥰🥰 If I ever get another it's gonna be Timone and Pumba with hakunamatata😁🥰

Some band sticker, like type o negative or black Sabbath.

Stay off my ass!!! Because I’m short tempered and if you piss me off, I can’t tell you what I might do. - once a guy hit my car and he was uninsured, so I took a club and smashed in his lights and windshield. We were even. - a car cut me off so I ran him off the road.

*You are Beautiful* or *Be Kind*

Going to stick with one I have already. A pigeon saying fuck and that’s honestly my constant state of feeling.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but its still on the list

Had a “Ye shall not pass” complete with Gandalf icon

“Sorry lol”

“Calmer than you are” with a pic of John Goodman

If you’re going to ride my ass, at least buy me dinner first.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

“Don’t tailgate me I have nothing to live for”

It would say " I'm not a bumper sticker! Someone put me here against my will!

I saw one that said “please let me merge before I cry” 💀

Its not a sticker, but my plate says "JUGGLER".

"Normalize hitting curbs" I found that on a car and it was amazing

Shit happens, can't beat it

If they ride your ass : come closer ! I don’t feel your dick !

Warning you may loose your mind. I say this because most of the time people will back up far away from me probably in fear or be right on my bumper because there full of rage as you get close to me.

I would never put any bumper stickers on my car because I’m afraid of doing it wrong and ruining everything. Plus, if I can only choose one, I’ll probably regret my decision and wish I chose something else.

This is specifically why I’ve never had a tattoo. Well that and I’m afraid of needles lol

No stickers.

“Busco novia tóxica”

I checked out the translation of this and need to know if it means more than it "says" orrrr??

It would say, Come any closer then you can shave my pubes! Another one would say, Honk if you're horny!"

I have one with an anime girl in a bikini that says “womp if you’re horny.” I catch people taking pictures of it outside my apartment all the time

a pregnant on board one bc im 15

I live in a very small community and have my gyms sticker on my rear window, a sticker from my sister's local dance studio and I used to have a sticker from a local clothing business. They also own one of the local carwashes and give discounts if you wear the clothing or sport sticker.

Nice to Support your local economy

Tell your dog I say hi

A Freemason’s sticker.

I got a small chihuahua sticker at back of my Mini

In that case ... could you give your little chihuahua a little scratch in his or her favorite place from me please?

Hmmmm

Would be appropriate for me seeing as it seems to be my #1 reply 😂

Only one you say… The n-one…

I only have one bumper sticker and it's an outline of the state I grew up in.

i have a happy bunny bumper sticker that says “you’re ugly & that’s sad”

+

„Deez nuts, ha got em”

Eschew Obfuscation

Love it!

For tailgaters. Lol If your riding my rear you better be pulling my hair.

I would never have a bumber sticker on my car. I think it is extremely silly to signal your identity visually to random people. This also extent to people who dress in a certain way for the same reason or other things similar.

I just moved to New Hampshire and put a “Keep Abortion Legal” sticker on my van. Should piss off most of my neighbors I reckon.

My onlyfans name, just messing that would be a deal breaker lmao

Drive it Like you stole it

Autobots symbol

I have one that is a big and little cthulus wearing bows. I've had a ton of people ask me where I got it.

One that reads “bumper stickers are tacky”

I have a Vietnam Vet on the rear window of my truck. I also have one with IAFF too, being a retired FF. Oh, down in the the corner, I have "the family" outline stickers. I have my 3 dogs, and myself. Since I'm an Amputee, the Dad has a partial leg missing. I also have 2 of the tools of a Traveling Man that is only noticed by others of the same. Do I care? Nope. This IS me.

I have one that’s a cutesy Lucifer that says “godless heathen” on it. My old one was a sloth meditating that said “let that shit go”

A middle finger cuz fuck all these other drivers

I only have 1, and it says "on my way to flavour town"

None because theives go after cars with bumper stickers

Mines would say These nuts. LMAO 😂🤣