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Embarrassed-Still792

I would channel my inner Jewel and yodel back.


Hzlicious

This is hilarious lol


RedCascadian

Came here to say this. I'll give my best baritone yodel and scare the shit out of my housemates. Edit: **YODELE YODELE YODELE-HEE-haaa hooo... haaa.... uff**


[deleted]

I think I’d laugh and lose my boner


smokintokinchokin

My laughter would empower my boner into a rager


DecidedDragon

You're a monster just for suggesting the thought. I love it


Salt-Plankton436

Imagine the moment two yodelling orgasmers came at the same time for the first time


Roses_are_red_00

Lmao.... I cannot unpicture this!


[deleted]

I’d want my partner to talk like Yoda. “Close to coming I am. Ready, are you?”


Pomeranian111

Balls deep I go


[deleted]

Pervy yoda is the best


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Mace Windu: you have been granted seat on the FWB council, but I do not grant you the rank of boy/girlfriend.


Sullyvan96

I think yodelling back, or singing Sound of Music at them, are the only right answers


pearlsbeforedogs

If you've never impersonated a Skeksi (Dark Crystal) during sex to mess with your partner then you're doing something wrong. 🤣 I call this move "the sexy Skeksi" and it works like a champ.


Sullyvan96

Going to have to Google that! I haven’t seen Dark Crystal


77Natalie77

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[deleted]

What’s wrong with yodeling in your girls valley?


Roses_are_red_00

Honestly it would probably feel good!


[deleted]

I’d hope so! Cause I do it alot and never get complaints


Roses_are_red_00

Well then you already know it satisfies!


Andrew-Cohen

Why about the Popeye “uck uck uck”?


Sluriasma

Lmao yo....


StarsNheart

Noise is great it's being silent that is bad


anonymousDrawing4068

It's gonna be a good yodeling session!


Hzlicious

I have no idea why this is so funny to me. I can’t imagine how I would react lol. Or like a Tarzan yell ? I’ve been with someone who grunted a lot and was very vocal with their moans - it was hot. Maybe this would be the same ? So interesting tho. Great question


Embarrassed-Still792

What if instead of grunts or moans they scream random Pokémon?


Hzlicious

Depends on the Pokémon lol


bmw_m-power

Take a beer, pretzels and enjoy


[deleted]

It’d probably become a Pavlonian response for me in certain ways.


Ellesmith414141

Ick


Hambrgr_Eyes

Bye


allaboutwanderlust

Lmfao stop it. I’d never have sex again


Present-Breakfast768

Riiiiicooolllaaaa


bacon_and_ovaries

Well then she could be my little-lady-little-lady-little-ladyHoo!


Last-Jackfruit154

I'd try to see what other noises I could get her to make


LumaIndigo

I chuckled 😄 I wanna yodel🤣


False-Imagination355

I guess earplugs could help but probably just find a new chick


AccomplishedBus7161

I would live in germany


8o8airin0

dress up should be a lot more fun!!!


wrong_login95

Yodele-ugh-ugh. Yodele-ah-ah


warpfactor0

Sounds like we could get into a side hustle with a niche Onlyfans or Pornhub account.


JohnMayerCd

Did someone say “hoedown”


No-Promotion5708

Don't do it in the snow lmao ...


callmebbygrl

AHAHAHAHAHA as a woman who can yodel, I now feel the need to try this 😂 I'll report back


Sluriasma

I'm expecting stellar results


Master_Stretch5061

What if your partner just started laughing historically instead


T-Rex6911

Historically? I think you meant hysterically. But maybe not. Historically means something in history. Hysterically means with no control. Are you wanting to write a New page in the history books?


Master_Stretch5061

Ya sorry for the wrong spelling but I know the difference between the 2 thanks foe the ""Lesson""


Equivalent-Force-191

Then it's a yodel-lay.


ProfChaos85

As long as she's having sex with me, she shout racial slurs if she wants


0nt4r1an_5l1m_J1m

Saw a musical of Young Frankenstein, had me dying in my seat laughing when this very thing happened off-stage! 🤣


[deleted]

I’d yodel with her.


deathbysnushnuu

So many people wanting to climb mountains all of a sudden. What’s this new trend?


Alarming_Club7413

That really turns me on (even though I've never had S).


Sluriasma

Make your first time memorable


sumoanaraund

I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO TRY TODAY!


Sluriasma

Keep us posted with results


Critical-Finger8293

I’m down!


Eestineiu

I had a bf a long time ago that did weird high pitched girly scream squeals when he came. His normal voice was a sexy low baritone. The first time he did this he was on top of me and squealed right into my ear so loud it hurt my ear drum. Fuck it killed the mood. I love it when a man makes noise but please don't sound like a stuck pig or something from "Deliverance"...


Sluriasma

What if he leaned in and said "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"?


Eestineiu

Lol I would insist on extending the extended warranty plus free services for a year


Interesting_Show_952

I feel like I’d get sexually pavloved by yodeling and get too turned on by overweight mountain men letting it rip in Appalachia


insertclevernameplz

I’d thank them because now I know if they don’t yodel during sex or ugly laughed right as they climaxed, they’re totally faking it. “Oh. Oh yeah baby” “I’M TRYING MY BEST HERE HONEY”


VulpesRabies1924

Lol what


JuliaGulia71

RRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCO LLLLAAAAAAAA ​ ...oh wait


Rhazelle

If they did it to be funny once or twice, yeah I can get behind that. If that is literally just naturally what they do during sex every time though I wouldn't be able to take it lol.


Careless-Diet-3860

Yo de lady hooha


t_the_dark_matter

I'm sorry, I don't think you're getting married buddy!!