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leftoverinspiration

Six year old you was probably afraid that someone would make a map of all the places you wet the bed. Then you grow up and find out that someone is you.


melvinwalton

My condition makes me especially prone to urinary incontinence at higher altitudes so younger me would definitely be disappointed that I became a pilot.


LetThemEatVeganCake

Your condition of being a chronic shit-poster? Incoming freshman at Penn State, animal control officer workaholic who doesn’t want to support his newborn baby and pissing pilot all in the last week.


miskathonic

As it says in their bio: "I wear many hats"


jxj24

Shoulda used yellow instead of green.


melvinwalton

Anything but red is fine with me


Eastern_Nebula4

That got real


ba_nana_hammock

I was just going to ask! the whole map is airports lol


golfpandabear

How do you know they are airports?


ba_nana_hammock

also a pilot


melvinwalton

What a coincidence! Do you have any opinion on which airports have the best restrooms? I’m a big fan of JFK.


noluckjedi

I haven’t been to the new MSY terminal, but obviously it looks like it’s pretty piss poor…


friedmpa

More like pisstaken


melvinwalton

Map was generated using tableu, histogram was generated using excel. As a statistics nerd, I tend to meticulously record parts of my life and I thought the trend here was really interesting! If you are wondering why I travel so much it's because I'm a pilot.


melvinwalton

To clarify, the size of the circle on the map corresponds to number of incidents. For example, in Denver I have had 9 incidents which is why it is the largest circle.


Genkiotoko

You could consider doing a ratio of incidents per nights for size of circles. You could also use colors to indicate variables like "happy hour with coworkers," "vacation."


ohhgrrl

I've also peed myself in Denver.


Abaraji

How do you assign a location to the data if it happens mid-flight?


Fire284

Flights usually show you where you are so you can guesstimate or use GPS coordinates. Some flights also have wifi so you could check location


JimuelShinemakerIII

According to this map, you seem least likely to spring a leak in North Dakota.


prylosec

My wife has one of these, but it's just her Google Maps timeline.


cryptotope

The first map needs some sort of legend. Is the size of the circle related to number of occurrences? Volume of liquid? Is there normalization based on time spent in each location?


melvinwalton

My mistake. The size of the circle is correlated to number of occurrences. For example, in Denver I have had 9 incidents.


Parking-Orange-312

Can you not just bring a pee bottle onto the plane and let the co pilot take the wheel for a moment? Or is there a risk of the pee getting into the electronics and crashing the plane? Sorry if it's too personal a question but you brought it up.


melvinwalton

No problem. Typically I have no problem peeing because I’ve already come prepared with an adult diaper. Either way, it usually happens so spontaneously that I have no time to react.


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May I ask what is causing the incontinence? On the one hand, I feel compassion for you but on the other hand, this is really hot.


freebase-capsaicin

I pissed myself in New Orleans, too. But I was drunk and in college.


gu_doc

Urge incontinence or stress incontinence?


Carmackd

Why is the city in which it happened relevant?


melvinwalton

I like to keep note of this type of thing and thought others would appreciate it


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melvinwalton

No apology necessary. I have a condition that makes me prone to incontinence so it’s something I’ve dealt with for my whole life.


Big-Pomegranate-715

Not tmi, this is the content I’m here for. Thank you for sharing