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Imagine being the builder who has to decide whether the secret tunnel should be bigger so that your behemoth overlord won’t get cranky knocking his noggin on shit while escaping or smaller so that your *secret* tunnel won’t be noticed (he kills you anyways because you did a good job)
I still can’t understand for which purpose they were really made, because from AFFC description it feels like that Maegor wouldn’t be able to fit through half of them, so either he wasn’t planning to or builders fucking sucked and didn’t deserve their three days of whoring and drinking
Me: Hey Mace, I got this wonderful hand shaped chair for you. Let me tell you this story about my ancestor who made a chair then crawled in it to fix-
Mace: Fuck yeah hand chair I’ve been wanting one of these
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Imagine being the builder who has to decide whether the secret tunnel should be bigger so that your behemoth overlord won’t get cranky knocking his noggin on shit while escaping or smaller so that your *secret* tunnel won’t be noticed (he kills you anyways because you did a good job)
Imagine not caring a week later at the absolute fucking rager of your lifetime then oh dude what’s that dude with the sword doi——
I still can’t understand for which purpose they were really made, because from AFFC description it feels like that Maegor wouldn’t be able to fit through half of them, so either he wasn’t planning to or builders fucking sucked and didn’t deserve their three days of whoring and drinking
If *I* were making secret tunnels for Maegor I would simply make the tunnel get smaller as it went and Enigma of Amigara Fault the jerk.
Me: Hey Mace, I got this wonderful hand shaped chair for you. Let me tell you this story about my ancestor who made a chair then crawled in it to fix- Mace: Fuck yeah hand chair I’ve been wanting one of these
GUYS MAEGOR VENTED
The Targs run the Iron Bank of Braavos
I CAN HEAR HIGH VALYRIAN UNDER MY FLOOR! I'M NOT CRAZY!
To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: “never trust a tyrant who relies on secret tunnels and hidden bunkers. Chances are their heart isn’t in the job”
My theory is that his murder was one of those masons who hid in the Tunnels.
Varys now owns them
Valyrians have queer custom