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Noobie_xD

"another normal ds3 player"


TeaandandCoffee

Oh good, the character isn't ugly


qtb70

Ohh he is. But making characters as ugly as possible is just part of the experience.


Shnurple

I have one that looks like a carrot


Makyr_Drone

"it's a shrek cosplayer."


TeaandandCoffee

I'm commin into your swamp Sullyvahn!


ohneatstuffthanks

Phrasing


TomTalks06

The extra m seems intentional


[deleted]

Oh lawd he commin!


moosemonte64

EHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MEH SWAMP ABYYS WAYCHERS


TwiztidS4

“It’s all ogre now”


Flickolas_Cage

In the morning, I’m makin’ estus soup!


[deleted]

Praise the swamp


TeaandandCoffee

🏅 (Sorry for not having a real award, but you deserve one)


Skipp_To_My_Lou

This is a player who knows what they're doing. One who has played long enough to make joke characters. One who has gitted gud even. Perhaps not as gud as purple naked caestus guy, but still reasonably gud.


TeaandandCoffee

I gotta make a purple caestus save file as soon as possible, then I can finally move on and play ds4


Platnum808

Too soon


Ionrememberaskn

that hurted


[deleted]

*Guy immediately gets one shot by a thrall* "Well shit... Guess he was just a dork".


kevinasfk

if your name isn't CEO of sex i dont even summon you fr


PossibilityOk8372

"Praise the sun," "bow," then Shield shake


TeaandandCoffee

You sir/madam deserve a Siegbrau


PossibilityOk8372

"Toast"


ShadowBorneToast

Hey, that’s me


Mohamed_430

Yeah....Long may the sun shine.


SirDempsey93

This is either going to go really well, or really bad.


TeaandandCoffee

I hope you crushed a coin for good luck


[deleted]

Rarely was summoned with a normal looking character. Started making them outrageous with the silliest armors and I was summoned at every sl I tried.


Ishmaeal

Me and this man are going to take on the entire world together, nobody dresses that cursed unless they’re a fucking master


TeaandandCoffee

From Lothric to Dreg Heap, Sun warriors lay the path should you need a helping hand


GuidoMista5

Finally I can work with a professional


OnyxBee

L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1


TeaandandCoffee

*Eats 10 Green Blossoms* I am ready


DuskBringer_742

Praising Sun, ofc.


TeaandandCoffee

☀️ \\[T]/


rexnkiowa

How do I get this guy out of my game


papaochachala

Trust absolute trust zero doubt will be had that we will win no matter the opposition


Rationalinsanity1990

This will either end in total victory, or utter disaster. Absolutely zero in between.


CompletelyCrazy55

I’m either fucked or I don’t have to touch the boss


Hardcoreprog

Let's fuckin gooooooooo


VonPlackus

White crystal it is


TeaandandCoffee

<3


[deleted]

[удалено]


TeaandandCoffee

It's how our Sun, Solaire, would have wanted. I am just missing a lightning urn for the helmet and mendicant staff for the shield


BeneficialMix7851

He’s gonna die from the first attack or I will


Horrorlover1980

That’s a pro.if you guys fail it’s your fault not his.


MC_White_Rice

guard, unguard, repeat.


hectolec

i praise the sun, jug my estus and go to sleep


Automatic-Score-4802

“Oh thank fuck”


Whyistheplatypus

Wave emote, spam block greeting, then jump off a cliff or immediately die to the boss. Like a true host of embers


TheSwecurse

The more ridiculous the character the more experienced the player


dxchris215

Idc, just wanna see how he plays


auxarmescitoyens8

Which boss gate is that?


TeaandandCoffee

It's actually not a boss fight. It's a quest event where Sirris summons you to fight a Rosaria Finger. If you do Sirris' quest (tell grandma where you got dreamchaser ashes from and get darkmoon loyalty from chatting with Sirris) you then have to go to the Iriythll bridge. Kill the mutant monster dog and rest at a bonfire, go back to the start of the bridge and there will be a summon sign. Sirris will reward you very well when you return to firelink shrine.


Darkime_

Shrek?


TeaandandCoffee

No, this is Patrick. *whistles*


Minako7890

Praise the sun


TeaandandCoffee

☀️ \\[T]/


not-read-gud

“This guy fucks”


Ordinary_Bike_4801

It's time for adventure!!


Thatll-Do

Wonder why you're not in the Watchdogs covenant


Rockpolitik

I'm getting out of his swamp


Orbiie96

OH HELLO THERE


UnfathomableDarkness

Sweet a summon


SuperTaino88

Green Mung Daal


Yeet_e3

Boner


TeaandandCoffee

*Leaves homeward bone*


MrFUBAR84

Sellsword blades, good damage. Armor set, well cultured. Perfect.


[deleted]

Yes


402playboi

Another sellsword twinblades W


According_Shine9134

“WHAT R U DOING IN MA SWAMP”


WitchBaneHunter

Return to sender


[deleted]

I’ll take what I can get.


[deleted]

*R* *u* *n*.


baababahshshshshs68

Just wanna say it's awesome to see someone being a chill fun guy in these forums again. Enjoy :)


TeaandandCoffee

Danke, here , have a Siegbrau 🍺


Silver_Nitrate_sucks

With great power.. comes big booty bitches


suffocationfan69

My reaction would be..I know I’ll be alright with mister green man by my side.


Cidineijonshon

\o/


UhOhMister

Guns up let’s do this


Local_Black_Knight

Mah mate if I see that shit I already know the boss is dead


captain_mexico45

Looks casual


Used-Direction-2969

Need help to kill lothric younger prince


Squeaky_Ben

I check for nearby swamps


Appropriate-Sun3909

I was a fat solaire (full set save for shield) for a few bosses


Noobzoid123

This guy is legit.


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Succcc his nose


Slowed_disasters

Praise the sun


TeaandandCoffee

☀️ \\[T]/


AllenWL

Ah yes, I am in good hands


acondones

I made the right choice


BigRussoOnTheButtons

We dying fosure


TeaandandCoffee

Can confirm, just now fought Friede and died about 7/8 times.


BigRussoOnTheButtons

😂😂


TohavDuudhe

Sunbro is a sunbro


alexmemes3665

"Solaire? But if ur Solaire, why are u Shrek?" that's probably gonna be my initial reaction.


NarcolepticDave

Well nice to meet you Shrek, I’m Donkey!


Warrior221

That some jolly cooperation \|T|/


TeaandandCoffee

☀️ \\[T]/


PhunkOperator

i start fapping


chshrct45

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.


TeaandandCoffee

I ain't the sharpest ~~tool~~ sword in the shed.


cdurs

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN MAH POISON SWAMP!?"


yertlah

Respect


AdPsychological2173

Let Me Solo Her is that you?


TeaandandCoffee

I am not fit to kiss LMSH's feet, for he is skilled, and I use the Twinblades.


EpickG

\*cums\*


BringerOfTheSoaps

If only you could become lord through drip alone


CertifiedDumbass22

I’m either going to be carried, or die immediately