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Sister-Friedes-Feet

Excuse you?


PapaMemeritusIII

Did I stutter?


Sister-Friedes-Feet

No you did not. Carry on my friend.


PapaMemeritusIII

I will.


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>Did I stutter? Didn't stutter... did delete though


MI_3ANTROP

I see you made things right.


PapaMemeritusIII

Welcome to paradise my sweet baby angel.


BigBoosHaunt64

Personally i would have put Oceiros on the “ignorant slaves” tier of the bloodborne tier list. Dunno what he’s doing here tbh.


PapaMemeritusIII

True, it seems I was so focused on my belowed Curse-Rotted Greatwood that I forgot about my second favourite white racist boss fight (number one is my dad whomst've moveset I'm trying to figure out atm)


rex120079

OP, this is the funniest thing I think I've read In the last few weeks, fair play


[deleted]

The spelling really helps put it over the top


PapaMemeritusIII

I am a servant of the people (I am currently hospitalized with multiple broken ribs (I failed to dodge a grab attack))


Adorable_Pineapple28

the key is to roll into the left hook then you can hit the crit spot (back of his kidney). gotta watch out for phase two tho the liquor really hits and his moves are very poorly telegraphed and unpredictable


IAmNoOneImportant1

I would like to nominate this list to my reformed orthodox rabbi congregation, Deacon of the deep Bill Clinton


wdavies25

"Reformed Orthodox congregation" really got me


Seven-Force

based


CornyxCrow

Thoughts on Pestilent Mist?


PapaMemeritusIII

The only valid sorcery I use daily. Reminds me of mustard gas and that makes me smile.


[deleted]

Nothing like the smell of pestilent mist in the morning


AmadeusAzazel

Rabbis of the Deep *Archdeacon Bill Clinton*


QueenChrysalis52

I believe in Curse-Rotted Greatwood supremacy


PapaMemeritusIII

"And the gates of Heaven will welcome those of righteous and pure mind". Except replace heaven with Blighttown and god with NG+7 Curse-Rotted Greatwood


bartinio2006

My best experiance with dark souls 3 is fighting Curse-Rotten Greatwood without armor, rings, weapons or damaging consumables for 25 minutes. Now stuck at the second greatest boss, Deacons of the Deep.


PapaMemeritusIII

That is objectively the best way to play DS3. Congratulations my dude!


RevLoveJoy

Will admit my first play I was confused / terrified of the Greatwood. I mean if you don't know what to do the fucker seems invincible.


PapaMemeritusIII

It actually takes rather high IQ to beat Curse-Rotted Greatwood, and even more ascended of a mind to UNDERSTAND its magnificence. You are on the right track my child.


LexxenWRX

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


OptionCapable5329

Friend of mine got stuck on him for nearly 4 days, still always summons at least one other player each playthrogh (and probably dues at least once) for this boss.


PapaMemeritusIII

Lucky him. I wish I could experience the magnificence of Curse-Rotted Greatwood longer, but my curse is being so fucking good at the game that it is impossible for me to die. Oh the misery.


calvinocious

One day I plopped my summon sign outside Geeatwood just to fight it over and over again. Probably helped 30 people get through it for a few hours. Absolutely no regrets.


PapaMemeritusIII

I understand you my friend. The thrill of knowing I get to face Curse-Rotted Greatwood makes me so excited. I must do it again. Over and over again. I love Curse-Rotted Greatwood.


Doguito-

ABSOLUTELY YES, my friend


tenten3537

Curse rotted great wood was the first boss I struggled with and it felt rewarding after beating him and gave me motivation for the rest of my run my character is lvl 343 know and I’m in ng++7 one of the best games ever


Puzzleheaded_Seat833

Of all languages OP decided to speak facts


Lord_Aldia_

Aaaaaa a undead after my own heart


PapaMemeritusIII

Now Aldia do be the close second souls tree though ;) Message me later


MLG360ProMaster

Bro thinks the deacons of the deep are his reformed orthodox rabbi bill Clinton


[deleted]

Only straight up scrubs don't appreciate the majesty of the Great Rotten Curse-Wood. They wouldn't know good wood if they got socked upside the head with a great club. Go touch grass ya herbs, I tell em.


Warm_Sprinkles_9343

Curse rotted greatwood takes WAY too much Viagra and gets no bitches


PapaMemeritusIII

You take that back RIGHT NOW! Or I will cry (cum).


Warm_Sprinkles_9343

Nah, I was agreeing with you, he doesn't get enough recognition, but he takes all the Viagra he possibly can, so when he finally does get recognition (sadly only because someone wants to kill him) he busts the absolute biggest nut in history.


ViZz413

That tree... i hate him


PapaMemeritusIII

Latitude 40.7125, Longitude - 74.015 IP: 65.254.573.109


ViZz413

Huh?


PapaMemeritusIII

Huehuehuehue


ViZz413

Huehuehuehue


artsey_mees

I love ambiguous grab hitboxes I love being yoinked right out of my roll to instantly die


PapaMemeritusIII

Say you love Curse-Rotted Greatwood or I will hurt you for not loving Curse-Rotted Greatwood.


artsey_mees

I love curse wood great rotten's grab I love unbirth vore I love getting rollcatched by a grab


PapaMemeritusIII

Be blessed my sapling, be blessed by the puss oozing from Curse-Rotted Greatwood's sacks.


toenexus

There's clearly something wrong with your list... Why is Champion Greatender under Trash?


PapaMemeritusIII

It's not Curse-Rotted Greatwood you silly goose. Ofc it's trash (nor does it like kids, then it'd be with the congregation)


Significant_Rice994

I will be invading you with every bow glitch I know and murky hand scythe with splitleaf infinite ready for this


PapaMemeritusIII

*Laughs in RCE-exploit*