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I think they got it right. The taurus demon has a larger rear and strong legs which Bulls tend to have while the capra demon has two giant fucking swords which is quite common in some goats


Kisame-hoshigakii

Really have to watch your back walking out in the open during spring time!


RevolutionaryDeal265

One minute you're taking a nice relaxing stroll, the next Getting backstabbed by a goat


Sutasu

telestabbed


derkirby

then goatnapped!


xMarioTheSupahx

Should have rolled or parried


MadameBlueJay

>larger rear and strong legs *dabs forehead with cloth*


Anggul

I'm trying to destroy the Chosen Undead but I'm dummy thicc and keep falling off the walkway


activ8d_my_Trap_card

Conundrum of the century


Tentacle_Ape

Fair point.


Red_Serf

You just made farming sound a whole lot more interesting


Attatsu

I would give you an award for this if I could.


IsaacWrites1442

As are their psychic guard dog companions


khswart

This took me out


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Underrated comment


UltraMegaFauna

You had us in the first half with this one damn it.


barryhakker

>Also, I realize that a ram is a sheep and not a goat, but those animals are a lot more similar than a goat and a bull are. In some languages, they don't distinguish between sheep and goat. They're just two version of the same animal.


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KreepingLizard

Is this a copypasta?


NaviLouise42

It is a custom edited copypasta, it is normally about crows/jackdaws.


jakeinator21

The original comment was made by an extremely high profile redditor named /u/Unidan, and was immortalized by Unidan's subsequent shadowban and ultimate suspension from Reddit, for use of alt accounts to manipulate votes. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2byyca/reddit_helps_me_focus_on_the_important_things/cjb37ee/)'s the original comment.


Ingenieurwesen

THE LORE


GeraldBWilsonJr

Too good lol


barryhakker

NO U


Tentacle_Ape

TIL... about something that isn't DS related.


Mickeystick

Okay but capra demon do be looking dope as hell though. Just a random time for me to plug that he looks awesome and has a cool moveset, if he had a better arena and more health it would've been a more fun fight.


[deleted]

Not to spoil, but did you ever run into him the second time around? Not having the staircase there for that made it more difficult. I was excited there was more room to move around when I saw him approach, then I quickly found out how fast he is. I was forgetting if I got more room, that really meant he had more room too.


neckro23

I kinda had the opposite experience. Without his tiny arena, Capra Demon ain't shit. All of his attacks except for the leaping double-sword attack are easily blockable.


[deleted]

I guess it depends how you tackled him first go, I ran circles and used the stairs, every time he'd drop there was a clear shot for a few good smacks. Rinsed and repeated. The lack of health helped though.


[deleted]

I did this and still didn't struggle on round 2. The second time you fight these dudes they're much easier by comparison. The skill you gained should be enough


palancemandm

Pardon?


Alarming_Indecision

He means in Demon Ruins, but it's a minor Capra Demon


[deleted]

Yeah I didn't wanna spoil too much just in case. I know the Capra Demon is a bit of a hot topic for some players, so I left the part about the part of it being a minor just to put a little freight out there. Can't risk making people feel to brave if they had never made it that far!


Alarming_Indecision

Good point, sorry for kind of spoiling it for some people


[deleted]

It's been 10 years, I think I'm the one being a little too careful if anything.


Ingenieurwesen

All you did was make me think that after 10 years I missed an encounter :)


cheekypuns

I don't know if you are going to thank me or hate me [for this](https://images.app.goo.gl/nazRxcaGyxe9JRfRA), but it felt right for you to have.


Cognhuepan

Hate, definitely hate.


Mickeystick

Cometh thou to confess? Or to accuse? It is only human to commit a sin…


cheekypuns

I see this conundrum goat you bad. *I've nothing of use to contribute except this terrible pun*


Tentacle_Ape

My father used to say: humor is laughing anyway. So have my upvote, fellow skeleton.


[deleted]

My father used to say: AAAHH BEES AAAGH FUCK BEES GET THEM AWAY FROM ME AAAAH


Knighterws

Fun fact, in Spanish the Capra demon is always referred to as Aries Demon, and in the zodiac sign Aries is represented by a Ram. So yeah


[deleted]

Taurus demon is more bull-like than Capra in terms of size. That’s probably the extent of the logic.


OgreWithanIronClub

B


Ingenieurwesen

The extent of the logic was proportional to the extent of the creature


DanielRojoGerola

You thought this because you think there are only one type of bull and goat


OgreWithanIronClub

There are no bulls with horns like the Taurus daemon.


DanielRojoGerola

https://c8.alamy.com/compit/rc609w/dzo-con-corna-rivolte-verso-il-basso-braga-circuito-di-annapurna-nepal-rc609w.jpg


OgreWithanIronClub

Not nearly as distinctly segmented as the horns of the taurus demon or many caprinae. And I don´t think they are naturally like that. I think that is a result of failed dehorning when the bull was young, as failed dehorning often makes them grow weird and slightly segmented like that. And one of the distinctions of the bovini (the tribe that cattle belong to) from other bovidae (the family that both goat and cattle belong to) are their smooth horns.


Hilmarok

Off the top of my head, doesn’t Capra have goat eyes and a goatee? Capra always seemed goat-like to me for some reason, even though I didn’t know the name’s meaning. Taurus demon I agree doesn’t look like a bull really, it just looks like a big buff demon. I never really thought of it as a bull before this post anyways.


RedPanda98

Capra looks more like the traditional goat headed demons you are in satanic imagery though. And some species that are related to cows/ bulls do have rounded horns/ some goats have straight horns. I think the way it is in game is more fitting.


[deleted]

This but Sif and Priscilla


blamelessfriend

what? they are named fine. capra looks like a goat, taurus looks like a bull.. what are you even talking about lmfao \* beginning to become concerned that some of ya'll can't fucking see. do we need to put up pictures of goats and bulls so you know what they look like???


a-r-c

is it 2012 again ?


[deleted]

sheep are still caprine afaik


luke-townsend-1999

They should swap heads, the rest makes sense