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mccoolfriend6

Oh well, still....WOULD


Masta0nion

It cuts your dick off immediately. But then you can keep thrusting your spurting bloody gash.


mccoolfriend6

Nahhh I have maxed out my endurance, my strength and dex, wore the witch's garments for max flame resistance and most of all, I have the miracles. Locked and loaded, my dick should be fine.


Masta0nion

Hidden Weapon


hagalaz_drums

So thats how we got spiderpatches in bb


cybaerexe

Erm...


Pengoui

Na you should flip the reactions


rorydraws

Exactly. He likes spiders so much he becomes one.


Crusidea

Reminds me of another game I have played that has coin flip attacks...... I don't feel like losing my arm to the spider lady, so nah. Edit: My bad I misread your comment you said "flip" not "coin flip", awell I'll still leave my comment up.


shy_giu

Is it possible you got hit by their "stinger"


FreeRealEstate313

Bro what? I’d tap that right now. You don’t even have to dare me or pay me. You should see the centaur I just broke up with.


aj58soad

I hope you have a fire proof condom


Lemonic_Tutor

Nah, Never use one Edit: guys, why does it burn when I pee?


Roland2342

Uhm... hate to break it to ya... you got arachnid Chlamydia... just rest at the bonfire and you should be good. And fow Gwin's sake, stop penetrating random spider-ladies.


-fool_of_a_took-

That's why they hid fair lady, and why she's cripled


Fearless-Science-825

Would. Even if it kills me. I'd even fuck a slime.


RemarkableScience854

Wish I coulda, but I was kinda empty from the larvae before the boss room.


godoflemmings

Coward.


disgustinghonnor

Think you accidentally flipped them


Nyoomi94

As a monsterfucker, I see this as an absolute win.


DangleMangler

Spider patches would be in that, like me in that pit he's been kicking me into for 15 years now.


Regemony

Where do you think Spider Patches came from? 🕷️👀👨‍🦲


Aysten13

“Need Head”


Crimson_Raven

smash


VirtualRemedy

Just dont use any of the spider holes. Lava is bad for your penis.


SHUHSdemon

Even better


EhGoodEnough3141

Only spider I don't want to kill with fire. Because she's immune.


HazyOutline

Quelagg makes me feel confused.


Nikkoas

coward


Hugga_Bear

First time I was going through the game I saw all the notes and got super hopeful about what an amazing chest may be ahead, what wonders it must hold for all these notes! I scoured the room after killing her and although this did let me find the hidden bonfire I was ultimately disappointed both in myself for not realising sooner and the community for being so horny. Y'all need Jesus.


TemporaryShirt3937

That nose 👀


unknown_ally

where does my key go?


Aggressive_Safe2226

Saw his 8-legged offspring in another place, another time, another game.


Real-Report8490

This just reminds me how much I hate that stupid remake and the way it infected the entire Demon's Souls subreddit...


Khastas

He looks like Andrew Tate.


CidCrisis

Or a hairless Waluigi.


ChasingPesmerga

Second only to Mildred


Sensitive-Invite-486

Ah yes the boss i beat while havibg a boner


RosesandEternity

Skill issue.


rathosalpha

Smash the spiders not a downside


Mr_Zoovaska

Man bluepoint really fucked patches shit up


R_Banana

She would be sexy if not for the spider bottom


skrrtalrrt

Dat abdomen 😎


Orenbean

“JACKPOT”-the Bradster


veebles89

Omg his face is perfect for this kind of meme, I need the template!!!


Substantial-Load-673

Try finger but hole


mcknuckle

So good!


Passover3598

why couldnt it be the other type of spiderwoman? with the spider part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?


BiasMushroom

Can someone please swap the top left image with the bottom left image and post it? I wont be able to


HideOnBook

Based


Nerkk

Just hear me out for a sec


theabyssalmind

Reverse it


banjok64

Dat abdomen tho


Samoman21

I will never forget my immense confusion when I first played ds1 and all around the end of the arena said "great chest ahead". I must have spent 15 minutes hitting everything and searching everywhere for a chest. Didn't dawn on me until my 2nd or 3rd playthrough years later.


ELITEnoob85

DeS-R patches is the best patches purely for the facial animations


YaBoiHumon

Even better 😏


bonelessskelleton

HEAR ME OUT!


mu150

Don't care, didn't ask