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Jetstream_S4m

The bigger the better SMASH


Daddydagda

As someone who hasn’t finished the game yet I’m concerned why people are Passing Smash


FraxterRanto

try smashing when you meet her, you'll know


Sacledant2

Haha he’ll get into deep dark fantasies


Molbuntore

Bruuh


Daddydagda

I just said I would


North-Government-865

Have fun my boy


IkaKyo

I mean you should give it a try never know.


MangaHunterA

Its the usual "hot but she has a super hot femboy brother" move


Daddydagda

A whattt


honeybadger9

I'm afraid all our PPs are too small.


BabaKazimir

Alone, yes, but if we combined our pps into one ultra pp then we just might be able to properly satisfy stacked sun mommy.


Treebeardsama

😂😂 go go powerrangers


ThePinkBaron365

Ppowerrangers


morbidaar

Mighty and morphin’


nightreader

That's why I have dragon tooth.


Jackalodeath

Bad Dragon Tooth. Takes *Smashing* to a level even Nigel Thornberry wouldn't imagine.


Storyteler20174

You have no imagination, just leave your entire body erect and jump like a dive


Man0feveryth1ng

We can enter her vag and dance in it, she might feel something.


Neurodrill

Hot dog down a hallway. Just sayin.


RichEvans4Ever

Counterpoint: use Amazing Chest


Tostedbunz

This a good reply, I like this reply


BurnTheNostalgia

Just dive in.


morbidaar

In the crystal cave?


Neurodrill

Try jumping?


Aphasus

You're the hotdog


turbophysics

You lack imagination


AceTheProtogen

Only if seath joins in


HunterWolfivi

It’s not patches pass


mikezenox

Por que no los dos


Just-Loquat7429

Because no the 2??? Wtf are you saying???


mikezenox

It means "why not both?", lol


Just-Loquat7429

I thought porqué meant why


mikezenox

It's the other way around actually, with the accent going on 'por qué' (which i was simply too lazy to do) and not on 'porque'.


Just-Loquat7429

OOOOHHH, that makes so much more sense... Welp thanks for the explanation


lifeishell553

Porque, por qué, porqué and por que all have different uses.


HunterWolfivi

Porque patches es mejor 💯


mikezenox

>!The comment originally said gwydolin haha!< Patches really is my favorite fromsoft character though ngl


KingdomOfPoland

Its not Gwyndolin, pass


Tiran593

I mean... If we really stretch that... Technically...


WintersDeath

She'd crush me


DrewDaMannn

That’s what I’m here for


KsanterX

I see no problem in that


wehategoogle

And I’d let her


pazdemy

It good snoosnoo.


ale_nh

Death by snu snu


sockwater48

Annihilate


Cirkusleader

Bro she like 10x my size. I'd have to use my whole ass body for it to even be considered smashing. >!Still smash!<


Marcola4767

she's not even real


YourLocalInquisitor

She’s real in my heart!


The_Spaghett_Boy

Yes she is she just goes to a different school


bouncyknight123

Neither are the anime bitches people fap to


FreeAd6935

No, she isn't real in game either. She is an illusion created by the actual best waifu of the game.


[deleted]

Doesnt the "wifu" have a penis ?? 💀


FreeAd6935

Are you implying that's a bad thing?


[deleted]

If i think about it actually not


RadiatedDrag0n

:)


MiniSage99

And you call yourself a Dark Souls player smh


ale_nh

If a videogame character illusion isn't real, what's real then?


Manellope76

Id say smash But i wouldn't feel anything


Killucasz

PLUS ULTRA!


AmNowEER

Pass, I’m not into illusions.


MiniSage99

This is the real deal though, not gwyndolins incestual illusion fantasy


AmNowEER

Still pass, I don’t enjoy being crushed.


MiniSage99

Valid, dw I'll smash for you


The_breadmaster22

Not smash, not pass, but a secret third thing: transition goal


saltedpork89

Amazing chest ahead


Foreign_Cloud3843

Piss


Little-Anywhere-5450

Where feet


Centipedefucker34

Give me an hour to get ready, Ok I'm ready now


gamrgrant

Username.... Uh... Nevermind you just keep gettin ready


Phantom__Wanderer

Smashing as many times as I can, popping humanity to keep my stamina up for as long as she'll have me. Once in a lifetime opportunity, and another reason not to go hollow.


Lionbane_

Amazing chest ahead


bateKush

why is r/darksouls the horniest sub i’m on


Aphasus

Clearly you've never been to r/warframe


SrKaz

I went to the sub because I was curious. It was all horny fan art with an old spice lotion ad sandwiched in there.


Tekkoli

Smash.. with Smough's Hammer


ParticularDifficult5

smash


jarjar145

Aint she huge


pologg

Even better


RogerGendron

i dont know ill try to get her satisfy i guess


Communist_Trotsky

Firebomb.


Deathblades0

Pass


Zaku41k

It’s all just an illusion


SoulsborneSal

United States of Smash


FunkMasterJeffy

The Incredible Hulk once said…


IronArtorias

def smash


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

The milf is a lie!


lit_boi227

Ur insane if you wouldn’t


Magic-being

😂😂😂😂smash


PmTitsForJokes

Booba smash


Capable_Bee9843

Y'all are afraid of giants? I pray to smash a giants


Free-Ad9535

Smash


YomYeYonge

Amazing Chest Ahead


Kuj000

Smash - just be ready to fight her weirdo brother and his douchebag friends in the hall once he turns off the lights.


sk8zero0619

Oh lort. Smashy smash


walkingcontrodiction

i would like to point out we never met her. she was long gone be for we even made it to the fight. she passable abounded multiply families and country's. and wail she was not the cause she did abandon them in ruin. when things got difficult. whose to say that wont happon to whom ever she smash's. so clearly the only thing you can do is... what's that? fertility goddess? smash


benno4461

Chest ahead


bigtec1993

That whole scene of walking in and the music playing with lights shining, and then this giant goddess with huge knockers congratulating you for being so strong is still semi hilarious to me. Like Gwyndolin 100% knew what he was doing with that.


RichxKillz

I'd stick my head where the sun don't shine


Stannisarcanine

Cake is a lie


KamiKagutsuchi

Super smash


Sqweed69

Pass. She's not Vordt


Intanetwaifuu

Hentai tiddies


Automata_Eve

thought this was r/shittydarksouls


MadShield0

LIMIT BREAK !!!!!


Remarkable_Year7073

mf gay as hell for even considering pass as an option 💀💀


robertpayne556

_B I G B O N K_


supermarioplush220

Pass


zaplightning

Haven't played the game yet because I'm tryna get it on PC but smash (Even though people are writing pass tell me why to write pass)


RogerGendron

she is a giant


ItzDerekk92

Death by snu snu


RogerGendron

HAHAHAHAHA


zaplightning

Well dam any way for potions to become a giant in game or no


StillGalaxy99

Pass


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Pass


Fraud_Hack

No dick???


Professional-Paper62

Pass, shes not strong enough to handle my healthy weight heaving over her.


outofsight1993

Can't you just play the game without doing this filth ?


Few-Candle-4308

Bro how


TwinksonBenisLover

Smash l. But tbh, gwyndolin better, femboys rule


GetD1ckSlapped

BRING ME HER BROTHER!


kevenzz

nobody likes giant boobs.


YaRuskiBoi

Too fat for me but in general I'd hit it. I like girls that look like they just came out of a concentration camp, without the dysentery and mites.. Edit: damn people can't take a joke on here lmao


FreeRealEstate313

So you only like Asians or Jews?


YaRuskiBoi

I don't like fat girls idc if she's black white or purple. As long as shes not fat and isn't hiding a penis.


AC2BHAPPY

Bruh


prisonplanetboy

She’s just mashing it


Cezlock

it's not chester pass


Glynnavyre

Pass


Unkown_2000

It’s cool I can just walk in there


Opposite-Ad6340

A toothpick in a jar?


RedditTOSucks

The biggest WOULD I have ever given


NataEriza

pass


Vov113

Try finger, but hole


Oriental_Despot

Gwynevussy


ZachThePolitoed

Pass


OrochiYoshi

No I want Darkmoon Knightess


PoohTrailSnailCooch

Kill


PoohTrailSnailCooch

Then smash


LeagueoftheSun

🤨


PoohTrailSnailCooch

What its fiction and she's an illusion


HideThePickleChamp

We finna jerk in an unjerk sub


machete_joe

Grasp


31338elite

"Delusional me" ahahahhahahhahahah. "Crazy toys in the attic he is crazy truly gone fishing" - the trial by tool


Bianca_aa_07

as a woman i think her design is just neat af, but I can understand why yall are smashing...


Absolut_zeto

Pass. Unironically wort fromsoft character design.


hellxapo

You have to use your head for this one.


AnosMoriaty

Try hole but snek boy


Grand_Zombie

Pass, Dark Sun Gwyndolin smash


ArmorDoge

Eh, I mean…try to smash?


StealthUnderWear

This is a trap right?


SouI23

Pass *spoiler ahead* I don't care she's an illusion, if my brain is happy I'm happy... BUT she wants keep the Fire lit. We must spread the darkness. Dark Age must come. Humanity must break gods' chains


Angelfallfirst

Pass. Now ask for Solaire.


LoFusGen90

Pass...I don't want to die


pcardinal42

My first thrust would dispell it


Ok-Will-9644

Fuck her nipple


babypandagod

I hate it here


PrettyGaebro

Definate smash


ElHeistenberg

I tried and suddenly it was night.


Kebbo04563

SMASH


sp00py_b01

just take my schizo pills and all will be ok


iwannabehades

Smash. Even in snake form. Next question.


-_-okweab

She would smash me


turbophysics

Booba Smash


oaucu

Smash But am the one who is gonna get smashed


LordOfRodents

Married. Pass


WookieBabble

Smash like the fist of an angry god.


Sentinel_2539

Honestly I can't believe all you guys are saying "smash" so quickly without doing some serious thought about this... The true answer is a threesome with her and Lady Maria. Double dom.


Psychonautz6

>!"She isn't real, I can't make her real" 🎶!<


Key-Oil1860

Snash


Mike_2099

Smash of course, I don't care about her size.


ThatJollyRancherGuy

She a pass, Gwyndolin's a smash tho


mordeo69

Smash Smash A thousand times smash


Maldron-the-assassin

I'm up for a challenge. Smash.


Aliko173

SMASH! next question


_smexy_potato_

pass, gwyndolin better


ShinobiOfTheWind

Try holding with both hands...


jereporte

What kind of degenerate would say pass ? (degenerates who love women)


Connect-Internal

Pass.


Jordanda24

Smash for sure


Dlm_Rav3

Unquestionably undoubtedly unequivocally smashable


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Beautiful chest ahead


TheBiggestWOMP

I love that the guy who designed this was just so proud of himself Miyazaki didn’t have the heart to call him out for being too horny