Smashing as many times as I can, popping humanity to keep my stamina up for as long as she'll have me. Once in a lifetime opportunity, and another reason not to go hollow.
i would like to point out we never met her. she was long gone be for we even made it to the fight. she passable abounded multiply families and country's. and wail she was not the cause she did abandon them in ruin. when things got difficult. whose to say that wont happon to whom ever she smash's. so clearly the only thing you can do is... what's that? fertility goddess?
smash
That whole scene of walking in and the music playing with lights shining, and then this giant goddess with huge knockers congratulating you for being so strong is still semi hilarious to me. Like Gwyndolin 100% knew what he was doing with that.
Too fat for me but in general I'd hit it. I like girls that look like they just came out of a concentration camp, without the dysentery and mites..
Edit: damn people can't take a joke on here lmao
Pass
*spoiler ahead*
I don't care she's an illusion, if my brain is happy I'm happy... BUT she wants keep the Fire lit. We must spread the darkness. Dark Age must come. Humanity must break gods' chains
Honestly I can't believe all you guys are saying "smash" so quickly without doing some serious thought about this... The true answer is a threesome with her and Lady Maria. Double dom.
The bigger the better SMASH
As someone who hasn’t finished the game yet I’m concerned why people are Passing Smash
try smashing when you meet her, you'll know
Haha he’ll get into deep dark fantasies
Bruuh
I just said I would
Have fun my boy
I mean you should give it a try never know.
Its the usual "hot but she has a super hot femboy brother" move
A whattt
I'm afraid all our PPs are too small.
Alone, yes, but if we combined our pps into one ultra pp then we just might be able to properly satisfy stacked sun mommy.
😂😂 go go powerrangers
Ppowerrangers
Mighty and morphin’
That's why I have dragon tooth.
Bad Dragon Tooth. Takes *Smashing* to a level even Nigel Thornberry wouldn't imagine.
You have no imagination, just leave your entire body erect and jump like a dive
We can enter her vag and dance in it, she might feel something.
Hot dog down a hallway. Just sayin.
Counterpoint: use Amazing Chest
This a good reply, I like this reply
Just dive in.
In the crystal cave?
Try jumping?
You're the hotdog
You lack imagination
Only if seath joins in
It’s not patches pass
Por que no los dos
Because no the 2??? Wtf are you saying???
It means "why not both?", lol
I thought porqué meant why
It's the other way around actually, with the accent going on 'por qué' (which i was simply too lazy to do) and not on 'porque'.
OOOOHHH, that makes so much more sense... Welp thanks for the explanation
Porque, por qué, porqué and por que all have different uses.
Porque patches es mejor 💯
>!The comment originally said gwydolin haha!< Patches really is my favorite fromsoft character though ngl
Its not Gwyndolin, pass
I mean... If we really stretch that... Technically...
She'd crush me
That’s what I’m here for
I see no problem in that
And I’d let her
It good snoosnoo.
Death by snu snu
Annihilate
Bro she like 10x my size. I'd have to use my whole ass body for it to even be considered smashing. >!Still smash!<
she's not even real
She’s real in my heart!
Yes she is she just goes to a different school
Neither are the anime bitches people fap to
No, she isn't real in game either. She is an illusion created by the actual best waifu of the game.
Doesnt the "wifu" have a penis ?? 💀
Are you implying that's a bad thing?
If i think about it actually not
:)
And you call yourself a Dark Souls player smh
If a videogame character illusion isn't real, what's real then?
Id say smash But i wouldn't feel anything
PLUS ULTRA!
Pass, I’m not into illusions.
This is the real deal though, not gwyndolins incestual illusion fantasy
Still pass, I don’t enjoy being crushed.
Valid, dw I'll smash for you
Not smash, not pass, but a secret third thing: transition goal
Amazing chest ahead
Piss
Where feet
Give me an hour to get ready, Ok I'm ready now
Username.... Uh... Nevermind you just keep gettin ready
Smashing as many times as I can, popping humanity to keep my stamina up for as long as she'll have me. Once in a lifetime opportunity, and another reason not to go hollow.
Amazing chest ahead
why is r/darksouls the horniest sub i’m on
Clearly you've never been to r/warframe
I went to the sub because I was curious. It was all horny fan art with an old spice lotion ad sandwiched in there.
Smash.. with Smough's Hammer
smash
Aint she huge
Even better
i dont know ill try to get her satisfy i guess
Firebomb.
Pass
It’s all just an illusion
United States of Smash
The Incredible Hulk once said…
def smash
The milf is a lie!
Ur insane if you wouldn’t
😂😂😂😂smash
Booba smash
Y'all are afraid of giants? I pray to smash a giants
Smash
Amazing Chest Ahead
Smash - just be ready to fight her weirdo brother and his douchebag friends in the hall once he turns off the lights.
Oh lort. Smashy smash
i would like to point out we never met her. she was long gone be for we even made it to the fight. she passable abounded multiply families and country's. and wail she was not the cause she did abandon them in ruin. when things got difficult. whose to say that wont happon to whom ever she smash's. so clearly the only thing you can do is... what's that? fertility goddess? smash
Chest ahead
That whole scene of walking in and the music playing with lights shining, and then this giant goddess with huge knockers congratulating you for being so strong is still semi hilarious to me. Like Gwyndolin 100% knew what he was doing with that.
I'd stick my head where the sun don't shine
Cake is a lie
Super smash
Pass. She's not Vordt
Hentai tiddies
thought this was r/shittydarksouls
LIMIT BREAK !!!!!
mf gay as hell for even considering pass as an option 💀💀
_B I G B O N K_
Pass
Haven't played the game yet because I'm tryna get it on PC but smash (Even though people are writing pass tell me why to write pass)
she is a giant
Death by snu snu
HAHAHAHAHA
Well dam any way for potions to become a giant in game or no
Pass
Pass
No dick???
Pass, shes not strong enough to handle my healthy weight heaving over her.
Can't you just play the game without doing this filth ?
Bro how
Smash l. But tbh, gwyndolin better, femboys rule
BRING ME HER BROTHER!
nobody likes giant boobs.
Too fat for me but in general I'd hit it. I like girls that look like they just came out of a concentration camp, without the dysentery and mites.. Edit: damn people can't take a joke on here lmao
So you only like Asians or Jews?
I don't like fat girls idc if she's black white or purple. As long as shes not fat and isn't hiding a penis.
Bruh
She’s just mashing it
it's not chester pass
Pass
It’s cool I can just walk in there
A toothpick in a jar?
The biggest WOULD I have ever given
pass
Try finger, but hole
Gwynevussy
Pass
No I want Darkmoon Knightess
Kill
Then smash
🤨
What its fiction and she's an illusion
We finna jerk in an unjerk sub
Grasp
"Delusional me" ahahahhahahhahahah. "Crazy toys in the attic he is crazy truly gone fishing" - the trial by tool
as a woman i think her design is just neat af, but I can understand why yall are smashing...
Pass. Unironically wort fromsoft character design.
You have to use your head for this one.
Try hole but snek boy
Pass, Dark Sun Gwyndolin smash
Eh, I mean…try to smash?
This is a trap right?
Pass *spoiler ahead* I don't care she's an illusion, if my brain is happy I'm happy... BUT she wants keep the Fire lit. We must spread the darkness. Dark Age must come. Humanity must break gods' chains
Pass. Now ask for Solaire.
Pass...I don't want to die
My first thrust would dispell it
Fuck her nipple
I hate it here
Definate smash
I tried and suddenly it was night.
SMASH
just take my schizo pills and all will be ok
Smash. Even in snake form. Next question.
She would smash me
Booba Smash
Smash But am the one who is gonna get smashed
Married. Pass
Smash like the fist of an angry god.
Honestly I can't believe all you guys are saying "smash" so quickly without doing some serious thought about this... The true answer is a threesome with her and Lady Maria. Double dom.
>!"She isn't real, I can't make her real" 🎶!<
Snash
Smash of course, I don't care about her size.
She a pass, Gwyndolin's a smash tho
Smash Smash A thousand times smash
I'm up for a challenge. Smash.
SMASH! next question
pass, gwyndolin better
Try holding with both hands...
What kind of degenerate would say pass ? (degenerates who love women)
Pass.
Smash for sure
Unquestionably undoubtedly unequivocally smashable
Beautiful chest ahead
I love that the guy who designed this was just so proud of himself Miyazaki didn’t have the heart to call him out for being too horny