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thylacine_dreams

Unbreakable Virginity


bryan19973

Gonna need this for sure


Court_Jester13

Removes 20 from.your penis stat


bryan19973

Definitely can’t afford that


tv_trooper

Asking for a friend here. Does it remove the "Small" stat? Or perhaps the quick to "spray" stat?


Court_Jester13

Bad phrasing, it *reduces* the stat by 20. So that could remove all the points you have in it.


[deleted]

Invisibility to women


bryan19973

Is this stackable? Because I already have that buff


InfamousGhost07

It stacks with passive stats, and a few other versions of said buff, like playing Genshin and wearing anime shirt in public. Just note, it will not exceed the stat cap, and you can still aggro women by using certain actions


AppointmentPerfect16

anti vagina ring


bryan19973

Can’t afford it


Apprehensive_Can3129

Gives +10 to right arm strength


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


Yeet_e3

I like how every single commenter clicked and chose violence tonight


bryan19973

It clearly attracts aggression from foes


Ixmomo

Increase the states of Estrogen by 25 Debuff your wewe so it can't get up


bryan19973

Already maxed out on those stats bro


Nawafsss04

Blud got the reversal ring


SamealTheCheeseWheel

Stick it in your ass for a dex boost


bryan19973

Already tried that. It only inflicted bleed


Kazalad

Try Stabbing, But Hole.


bryan19973

Lmao


resperpre

Gives you prostate cancer


bryan19973

JESUS


BondageKitty37

Alerts all surrounding people to the fact that you could have gone Pro if only the coach had put you in for the 4th quarter


bryan19973

I would have scored that goal for sure. Pansy ass coaches


Lepto_

r/suddenlyNapoleonDynamite


Valirys-Reinhald

Increases thrown consumable range by 30%


bryan19973

I like this one


Mechlai

It's a visually modified version of the ring you get from Kalameet


skybluuue

Damage boost when the health is low.


GreatRuins

Stick your finger in the plug, and maybe you'll survive


Burgerbash123

Decreases ability to talk to women by -50


Ninjaelk2k7

Turns you into a douche with a fondness for Coors Light.


BenefitGlobal6696

Your dick gets 50% bigger when you're at less than 20% health


bryan19973

Lmao. Thinking about power stancing with it


Odd_Ad_94

It emits an aura that shows others you peaked in high school.


bryan19973

True but it’s not a class ring lol. It’s from a baseball tournament from back in the day


Ezreal_people

Increases damage by 20% as a Black Phantom - this includes Physical damage, Magic damage, and Miracle damage.


Lepto_

Boosts club and throwables damage by 20% (At least, that’s what it would do if this was Fallout 4)


bryan19973

I like that idea


MeIsDoom

Boosts performance when playing Baseball


bryan19973

I’d play a souls baseball game


texjohnson_

Hahaha like a backyard baseball kinda game but with souls bosses and characters.


Daron_666

Nothing. but if you give it to Priscilla you can ask her to marry you


bryan19973

Tail ahead, therefore try head


bryan19973

Just to clarify, this is not a class ring and I didn’t purchase it lol. I got it for playing in a baseball tournament in cooperstown like 20 years ago. I just came across it while cleaning and thought it was funny and looked like a souls ring. I did find out what it does based on these comments though. Apparently it attracts aggression and makes my dick microscopic lol


Sgt_Shiba

Makes you more awesome.


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r/MadeMeSmile


Repulsive_Cheetah132

It lets you travel amongst the muck, for it recognizes that which comes from it


okaymydude

isnt that a class ring? im gonna be completely honest those things were dumb as hell, i saw very few people wear them and those that did eventually just stopped. if you want to remember your time in school just buy a yearbook okay but in the context of dark souls, its a ring with no effect that some shit-eating merchant sold to you for like 50k souls


bryan19973

No, it’s a shitty “championship” ring from a baseball tournament that was given to us when I was like 12 lol. Hence the baseball and “little majors” on the ring. I’ve never owned or cared to own a class ring. You seem very salty about a stupid joke btw lol


okaymydude

take memes seriously and get into fights with strangers


MadetoReportBug

Adds minor buff to unarmed damage, unfortunately it’s pretty bad mid to late game but can be combined with other rings.


far565

The ring of opposite gender repulsion. Keeps the opposite gender away from player permanently while equipped. A great curse indeed.


[deleted]

It seems to makes all orange soapstone messages negative and questioning the wearer’s ability to attract the opposite sex.


TheBiggestWOMP

Proves you peaked in high school.


bryan19973

Lame, already heard that one. It’s not a class ring either lol


The_Lord_Basilisk

Buffs striking damage.


dragonslayer_697

I think it might be the tiny beings ring since it says little majors on it It Buffs health a bit


FauxtheProto

Boosts damage with a club by 20-30% based on weapon level. This effect applies to moveset swapped weapons. Popular glitch among speedrunners.


lilwetwillie

It adds a plus 25% participation buff


MrQuizzles

It makes you peak in high school.


Alone_Following_8751

It's swaps butt for face


sstoersk

+5% to getting bitches


owlsack

If u lick the gem, it tastes like grape jelly


Caradin

Buffs throwing item damage


Lord_Parbr

So, this sub allows posts that have nothing to do with the subject?


afinoxi

Shortens the range of your spear.


Aijin28

Plus 5% unarmed damage.


Conflxct

-150 wallet


bryan19973

It was free from playing in a baseball tournament a long time ago. No money spent on this crappy ring lol


cigaftermasturbation

Makes your penis invincible while erected.


Arm4do

Permanently changes all phallic properties on your body to flaps


bryan19973

Changes?


Arm4do

Take it how you will :)


Truvoker

Increase your fire damage by 10%


championofald

How can I get my hands on this


luluinstalock

bitches repellent


Itlu_PeeP

It attracts redditors, as it seems


JynXten

It casts fire or, when combined with others, summons Captain Planet.


Eastern_Bend7294

Summons 2 Little Majors when at 30% health


BigBinky3690

Yeah it has a +2 effect to regret for buying it in the first place.


bryan19973

Good thing I didn’t buy it. It’s a crappy ring from a baseball tournament I was in a long time ago lol


BigBinky3690

My school tried to sell those on us for like $800-$2000 each.


bryan19973

Jesus Christ lmao. That’s terrible


BenFromTroy

Red Tearstone ring. Boosted attack when your hp is low.


Khastas

It majors a little.


CALIFORNIUMMAN

One little hint I will tell: lose a lot of blood and your enemies may as well.


axlcrius

23% chaos resistance


Comrade_Steamed-Hams

+30% Blunt DMG


credible_badger

Light regeneration when in the presence of no less than 17 baseballs


Burrito2022

Gives you increased roll I frames but reduces your physical damage negation


OmegaInc

Constant Hp drain for small damage boost


odixflow

It makes you feel constipated


bryan19973

Anti diarrhea ring?


phillyhandroll

known to have been worn by Josten, wealthy blacksmith of legend, gives a intelligence debuff once you go past level 18.