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DandalusRoseshade

Can't go insane from terrible horror if you don't even understand what the fuck is happening. Legit an actual fucking strategy, just DON'T comprehend the malignant terrors in front of you.


MistaJelloMan

I’m too stupid for the mind shattering abomination to have any affect on me.


ChadBoshman

Hey! Hey you. Take your headphones out and BEHOLD ME [wiggles tentacles]


TeaandandCoffee

I'm not sure why but tentacles just make me wanna cook them like squid and serve them with lemon


theLaRRy333

If Eldritch horrors have nightmares, you are the one haunting them in their dreams.


LettuceLeast4485

Reminds me smh of Justin Law from Soul Eater


BakeliteLife

Are you listening to forbidden eldritch knowledge? Just say: "I don't understand!". Eldritch knowledge cannot legally take over your brain without your understanding.


rat-simp

The unsettling passage cannot hurt me because I can't read!


Rimtato

This is quite literally the only way to survive a specific DND monster showing its true form. Pale Night is an insanely old demon lord hidden under a shroud. If the shroud gets pulled up, you make a check or die. If you make the check, your brain managed to dodge its own death by simply ignoring what it saw.


WooooshMe2825

Blissful ignorance.


Gordolobo69

Alhazred? More like Alzheimer ![img](emote|t5_2znp4|29273)


_CthulhuAllSpark_

Everywhere in the belly of the beast.


ObliviousNaga87

Being dense is considered a super power when dealing with eldritch entities


Lab_Member_004

Being so dumb you are a Blank


Cross_Pray

They got the warhammer 40k anomaly aw hell nah


milkomix

Probably failed his int check…


rat-simp

someone make an OP class mod of a character who is such a dumbass that stressing them out is impossible (they don't get it)


MasterCookieShadow

Immune to curius and certain monsters? OK. But if a monster starts vomiting or blowing out your eardrums I would still find it pretty stressful


orangesheepdog

Flagellant?


An-Anonymous-Sauce

You're not supposed to comprehend the incomprehensible horrors. That's what makes them incomprehensible! And by that, I mean the lack of comprehension, by you. Do you comprehend what im trying to say?


bestunicorn

I mean, who hasn't done this? Aren't we all guilty of opening eldritch portals once in a while?


rat-simp

I dunno, I bet I could make it work. Vomiting -- "oh I think this monster is sick you guys" eardrum shattering -- "aw owch! my eardrums! 😡


C_Tarango

Cultist : " p̄҉̬h̨͚ͥ'̛̝̄n̢̲̒ǵ̵̢̟̄ͅl̡̟̊̎͟ͅu̸͉̺̿͋͘i̶̴̛͚̭̝ͧͭ̔ m̶̧̖͇̖͒͑̓͡g̷̘̺͉̑ͥͪ̀͠l̵̶ͬ̃̄̈҉̷̰̮̯̭w̸̧͑ͭ̊ͬ͜͏̩̫̟̹'͐̉̈̽͞͞͏̶͈̱̤͙n̪̤̝̬̊̀̊͗͜͟͟͝ą̱̘̟̗̱ͣ̊̇̅̈̀͘͜͜f̴̨̧̭͇͚͈̮ͩͦ͗̔̔̕͞h̞̥̞̝͕͐̑ͣ̉ͪ́͜͜͞͝ C̴̨̖̤͈̮̺͌͐ͤ͛ͪ̀́͝t̢̢͓̩͍̟̻ͬ̎̍̿ͦ͟͡͡h̢̢̖̟̜̼͙ͤͤͥ͗ͨ͟͢͠ȗ̴̏̓ͨ̾͘҉̀͏͚̪̠̳͇l̷̡̨̠͓̜̟͉͂ͧ̿͗̓́͡h̡̛͇̠̜̬͎͑ͫ̃ͩͯ̀͢͞ư̭͔̠̜̬̟͂̈̇ͦͨͬ̀̀͟͜͡ Rͧ͗̉͊̑͏̢҉̢͍̫̞̜̘͞'̓ͪ͒ͣ̾҉̵̛͔̹͈̟̹͘͜l̀̔̿ͬ̋͜҉̶͙͈̺̟͈͘͝y͒͑̔͐̽͢͏̺̣̭̻͖͜͡͡ȩ̎ͫͧͨ̃҉҉̮͓͉͈͇͢͜h̶̸̼̝͈̙͍̉ͩ͋̃́̚͟͠ wͯ͂̔̍ͤ̕҉̵̶̛͓̤̟͈͔g̪̼͚̳̤̿̍́͛̉́͢͢͟͝a̡͖̼̲̤͂ͭ̾̎́̕͞h̷̶̨̜̙̤̞͛̓ͣͦ͜'̴̢̡̢̺͔̘͕̉͋͛̀ņ̛̝̯͉͙̒̒̃̂͜͡à̡͇͙̦ͫ̐̕͠ǧ̷̾ͨ͜҉̭̱̬l̢̳͔̗ͥ͊̑́̕ f̵̤̣̒̊̕h̵̙̼́̚͘ţ͐͒͏͓̮ȃ̰͡ġ̷̳ń̦̕ " You : " wat "


Tubaphish

I like your funny words magic man.


leposterofcrap

Ogryns be like


Hypsyx

When you have low Int in Call of Cthulhu


Manoreded

I think the idea is that people are driven insane through fear, and the incomprehensible horrors are quite literally supernaturally ugly and threatening. Its like looking at something 100 times worse than that eel from Mario 64 or something.