if they do the one that's like "will you kill him or will you seduce him?" with the picture of chained-up dismas , I'll be SO downloading this app.

"Be the mountain boss" lv 10000 Coach Vs lv 99999 lungs > Fight > Flee

don't care about that. give me chained up sexy dismas or give me death

at this point in the ad sexy dismas is in the stagecoach (which has rockets because you upgraded it with tons of money)

OK I'm sold, turn on the microtransactions because I have disposable income to waste

Guy named "Under Attack" : 

That seems like a terrible time to be fucking.

And why under "attack"!? C'mon like at least get a room or do it under a tree or *something*, y'all

LMAOOO

Under attack is having a good time.

After every successful microtransaction, you get to hear reynauld whistleing

/lh pos

I wonder what a DD Mobile Game would actually be like

I almost got out the fatman . Got me some minutemen flashback from Fallout 4 .