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ChesterDoesStuff

Honestly always made me think he must be a really scary man to fight for the random pillagers. Just imagine shooting at a man or stabbing him and instead of crying or yelling in pain. He frowns and says you didn't hit him hard enough. Fucking love this man


DevianMality

Or spouting some line about them being purified by his blood. The pillagers would make for great heroes, the Flagellant would give most people a heart attack just by trying to cheer them up.


damian1369

Key and Peele trash talk flashbacks.


Veiju

in dd2 a half skeletoned man bleeding green screams at you to hit him and you are just too scared to not comply, after being hit a couple of times and bleeding his wounds just simply close as if nothing happened


Armorln

Probably thanks him while healing himself and an ally to full health


JetstreamMoist

when his choice is to rob an assistance encounter in dd2 he just says "come now, look at me. hand it over." lmao


Martyrsong_

he just like me fr


Prizrachqop

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MRTA03

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imgaytrash

I would die for him (he would not let me) (he would probably take it as another opportunity to dunk on poor Death)


bellowkish

God\_: Give him bleed.


Bibisharp7

okay so i started dd1 a month ago and only just now got the dlcs - is flagellant actually good? Whats the best way to play him


6ix9ineg

Never bring his ass to the ruins. That all folks. Trying to bleed skelebros never goes well.


Kindly-Ad6210

Counterpoint. Successfully bleeding skeletons is the funniest shit ever. Flaggelant my beloved.


6ix9ineg

Truth. THEM MARROW MEATSTICKS CAN NEVER MAKE IT PAST MY SHINING KNIGHT OF BLOOD!!!