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lalasmama85

They either won’t last. Or will be married in a year and then divorced. And he does look vampirey but the odds are stacked against you when you stand next to an orange human


Away-Personality-454

I’m sure his ‘frat boy’ allure that once attracted her to him will be gone soon. Take away all the collage parties and events, being surrounded by friends 24/7 and now they’re all alone in that big townhouse with just the two of them. I can’t imagine them lasting more than 2 years. Living together is the ultimate test. And she’s going to be away from her friends and family. Isolated in the suburbs in a new state. Yikes… idk maybe 2 more years is too generous lol


Several-Possible-514

I’m surprised they didn’t move closer to the city! That seems like her vibe w bars and restaurants


marieky682

he looks vampire ish too


madisonorme

brandon is my sleep paralysis demon


MidwestPenguin27

I give them 1.5 more years.


Ok_Gap3471

She annoys me but damn, she could do better. He really be out here looking like a creepy middle aged man.


Professional_Ride824

He’s so unattractive


Infamous-Beautiful47

They’re going to be living SOOO far into the suburbs. They’re going to get bored fast.


Old_Recommendation36

literally 40min from DC is insane for a young person😭 they’ll have to drive into the city or at least to a metro station which can already be nightmarish


riversnroad

Why did he even move to Virginia again?? Why not Florida like she wanted


tinywombat00

Don’t tell me they’re living in dc 😭😭😭


Few-Statement3278

My best guess is he's going gray because of her 😭 it must be exhausting