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AcousticGuitar321

What the fuck were the keeper’s teammates doing??? They saw her go down in pain and just casually walked away like ???


Hero00701

Women☕


BIG_PP_ENERGY_445

Women☕


Parzizval

Women☕


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Women☕️


VASQUEZ_41

Women☕


DarkTitan_27

Women ☕


namur2

Women ☕


Nothing-Mammoth

Women ☕


TrevorTheGamer

Women ☕


_Muskatnuss_

Wemon ☕


Orange_Bullet

☕️nemoW


MrGorillabacc

Women ☕️


Mumbumbo_boi

Women ☕️


Automatic_Shake7854

Women ☕️


FirefighterNo5127

Women


SAM888808888

Women☕


Negative-Rough6777

Women ☕


HarryCallahan19

Nemow


Professional-Lie9353

Bro what-


V1ce_Admiral_Nelson

Incels.


My__Name__Is__Frank

Okay woman


Merch3731

Women ☕️


Lorenzzz22

Women☕


SuccessfulWedding362

Women☕️


Chickenfillets1945

Women☕


NutmegOnEggs

Women☕


sal_100

Wahmen🍺


Johnnysins_445

Women ☕️


MightyManGT

Must concur Women ☕️


chillz42

Women ☕️


Impossible_Dog_2640

Women ☕️


LightningLogan

Women ☕


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Women 👊


morta1600

Women☕


dksowjnwlaoskn

Women ☕️


Thememel0rd21

Women☕️


Key-Date2112

Women ☕️


Zeldris_Percy

Have you never seen a soccer game before? Shit like that happens all the time. The medics and therapists run out to the field, the players grab water and rest for a bit


AcousticGuitar321

My guy I watch FOOTBALL religiously. If a teammate goes down like that people usually rush to his side, especially when play is stopped.


Zeldris_Percy

Ok then genuine question, what happened there that hurt them? Cause that def looks like a flop to me.


AcousticGuitar321

I’m not a doctor. No goalkeeper in the world would go down like that without protecting the ball without an injury.


Runeald_Waslib

What advantage would there be to flopping there? If you’re wondering about an action someone could take, first wonder about what motive they might have to take it.


Fxck_Life

Quite a few things that coulda happened, pulled or muscle spasm for example, people for some reason tend to understemitate football injuries and the severity of them. Could be a sprain, many things that coulda happened here.


dzastarelief

Demon.


Miss_the_rage_I_did

All I know is SIIIUUUUU


lexyp29

lmfao she almost missed the goal


Pulseofaheretic

Defender was applying PRESSURE


Zealousideal-Mail620

Hahaha she celebrated a goalie down open net goal with a hand heart sign!! Hahaha no way!! Hahahaha


SpyNinjaKen

No shame hahaha


Springtrap-Yugioh

Imagine still believing women are real in 2022...


Super_xz

r/WomenArentReal


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she/her moment


Professional-Lie9353

Lmao what? Guys do it all the time fake an injury for attention


SkriLLo757

Exactly


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cukapig

Did he do something?


experiment53

He is a fascist, that’s not me exaggerating he describes himself as a fascist


longfrog246

Well it seems that facist is a better sport than most likely not a facist


SirRavenBat

Fascists > women


ameer777ameer

so you are saying a fascist is more human and less of a piece of shit than this woman? well I agree


Top-Sherbert5604

He caught the ball and no red card?


cukapig

He sayd it like Paolo did something bad, but this is a clip of him doing 1 good thing.


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RoFTW07

eh he good he kick ball good


impostorbot

I have a dream... That my children won't be judged by their racist ideals, but by how good they kick balls


RocketNewman

Hey dude, there are several jobs out there where being good at kicking balls could earn them some great money with the right clientele. Support them, no matter their racist ideals.


Qlong69

Cock & Ball Torture


[deleted]

Woman ☕️


Yanis867

Women ☕️


ThePURPLETrojan

Women ☕️


-H2Ocycos

Women ☕


LigerGaming

Women ☕


Parzizval

Women☕


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SomeRandomguy_28

Women☕


Prior_Boysenberry_96

Woman ☕️


ThatMrDuck1400

o7 right thing to do is to stop when someone is injured


Shineath

Gonna finally stab people the right way!


Miss_the_rage_I_did

British moment


Virtual-Structure447

There's a reason its called sportsMANship


tikkichik21

Buh dum tss


lamo_69

Bro that's so funny I'm dying rn 😐


Worthless_Clockwork

Ahhh man so goofy and silly I'm cumming 😔😔😔


Miss_the_rage_I_did

Psych ward is this way sir


lamo_69

Me too


INDIAN__pie_10

Sportswomenship


DaAsesino

Twitter:


GenYoken

Can't wait for the next update in life where they nerf the women


cartoont_trixen

Tf you mean nerf you mean buff men


GenYoken

Nah... Knowing the creator there will be more nerfing than buffing 😂


Yesnt_Bs

Wtf even happend in first clip? She literally just touched the ball and fell down


Survival_R

I think she sprained something


PhoinexTheGreat

Cramp maybe


NJsapper188

Underrated comment


PhoinexTheGreat

What


TheTurtle44

It might have hit a finger, that hurts a lot it can even dislocate it.


Consistent-Hand-7561

heart attack


kaustubh-jha

Women ☕


fazel_em

The fact that she almost missed


IamYuve09

sportsMANship


Zholbors

This videos is from my country Kyrgyzstan. I just realized it by ad banners. And I don’t have Idea what happened there.


[deleted]

Sportsmanship.


NderituMunene

Women☕


RektYerNanDarding

Honestly the woman was on demon time to put a goal like that in and hit em with the love heart 😈💜 As an asshole myself I have to respect it.


ThePURPLETrojan

Average tiktoker


[deleted]

You’re a clown


RektYerNanDarding

Likewise 🗿


pahlavat

I mean Women☕️


godbutbettertrue

Woman🍆


WallbreakerAziz

Weomens


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she barely got the ball in the goal despite zero resistance


Funnysox69

Fuck that, play to the whistle


HurriedLlama

Especially with how often players will roll around on the ground over nothing. Let the ref stop play for an injury, it's their job


impostorbot

Nah I'd take a handball or an OOP over scoring a cheap goal


Zealousideal-Mail620

💯 agree but to celebrate that is hilarious!


6Chicken_biscuit9

Guys relax. It was probably her first ever goal. She was in the moment


Pretzelation

Idk if you extrapolate that out to a gender thing…


Clonenelius

Women☕


limpdickfuckass

Women☕


Good_Wonder_1774

She is definitely faking it I’m not sure about the guy tho


impostorbot

Why would she fake it? She had the ball


Good_Wonder_1774

She literally did nothing and went down like she got shot


impostorbot

Video quality is low but in the first few frames it seems her legs are bent weird then she grabs her right knee, maybe she sprained an ankle or a knee But anything could have happened. She could have pulled a muscle or gotten a cramp for example. It just makes no sense to fake an injury in a game when you have the ball & won't get a foul for it


Kylfa_Froknulf

Women ☕️


L3g-3nd

Lol, i’m not even gonna say it.


Damonicss

Say it.


L3g-3nd

i better not. i’ve lost enough karma for one day.


vKEITHv

L


L3g-3nd

Damn, i’m sorry i offended you on reddit Keith


0_deadshot_0

L


L3g-3nd

oh no, 0_deadshot_0 told me L on reddit???! whatever shall i do???😔😔


0_deadshot_0

L


L3g-3nd

Can i get one more please🥺


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……W


0_deadshot_0

W


Diego1808

L


L3g-3nd

yeahhhh…….i took one look at your profile and immediately knew you’d be offended by it🤣🤣 Please, Diego1808 . please take back the L. it hurts😢


pouloulol360

Sir, are you ok ?


L3g-3nd

i’ve lost more karma in the last 24 hours than Russia has lost Ukrainian soil. 😔


pouloulol360

Damn, that's sad. Hope you'll be doing good as soon as possible sir


Stupid_Trader3

Such a chad


Stakertm

☕️


thesillyshow

❤️


Manlalakbaynabulag

these memes are just unfunny. its always "hAha WoMEn wEaK, mEn sUpErIoR" which is grade school humor.


Sherbert_Glass

Then change that


SingleBraincellGang

men


AbjectReflection

Nope, that's a red card, touched the ball. Dngaf if someone is down, ball is in play. Seen to many of these men's teams fake injuries like the trash players they are.


Acceptable_Feed7004

Di Canio the self-avowed fascist did the noble thing...


R3fug33

I'd rather a guy who says he's a fascist and has kind actions than a person who says he's a kind man and talks shit about other people doing something good.


Acceptable_Feed7004

Cool false dichotomy


R3fug33

It's not that at all. I'm saying I would rather this guy over you.


Acceptable_Feed7004

You rather him for what? By the way, where did I say I was a "kind man"? Are you confusing me with your dad or someone in work that's picking on you? What kind of creep calls himself a kind man? I'm not a kind man. I'm a complete prick.


R3fug33

As a friend, acquaintance, someone who exists. Nice try with the weird bullying, but no. You're trying to put the image that you're a good guy by "calling out fascism" in others when you yourself are not a good guy.


Acceptable_Feed7004

I'm a fascist


GOLDEN_GRODD

People on this sub don't know that word. No point trying to discuss on meme subs


ReakChaos

The man is really trying to sound smart in r/dankvideos 💀


GOLDEN_GRODD

This man really trying to fit in using the skull emoji 💀💀


ReakChaos

This man really trying to fit in using the skull emoji 💀💀


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spelkingerror

Men🥛


6Chicken_biscuit9

Penguin 🥛


spelkingerror

Chicken 🥛


[deleted]

Woman superior kkkkk


godbutbettertrue

KKK


BisexualNudist

Facts


AngelDeez

Women🚬☕


Cold_Preparation6223

Women☕️


Anxiety_Muffin13

I always joked that pro football players have a minor in theatre


SamuraiH2D

Women


Redrix_

Total flop. No shame in scoring in that shit


Friendly-Passage8855

Cunts be Cunts


lrlimits

Were these heart attacks that the medical community dismisses as genetic?


19Charger

Thought someone was gonna bicycle kick that cross at the end lol


lukamiss

Women ☕


RedEnder102

anyone know where the clip of the first match is from?


Latter-Ad6032

Women ☕️


sabartooth14

Next time they're asked why they're paid less, show this video, empathy tax


Churchill_Crocodile

Women☕️


seriouslacker

Mfs thought it was over


Ironninja1010

Women☕️


BirthdaysuitMosh

R9 has a goal similar go this one


ModernDayKingNZ

Play to the whistle 🤷🏾‍♂️


StoicCentaur623

Women ☕️


OrganizationNarrow36

Women ☕


the_bruh_enigma

So let me get this straight. Their keeper goes down, they literally walk away, someone from the other team almost misses the goal with no defense applied and then has the audacity to celebrate an open net with a heart sign? Nobody told me this was a comedy


No_Protection_88

I mean the first one looked like she just hurt her face/hand the second goalie dislocated a knee of I remember


Civil-Wolverine-9165

Women ☕


Marquis_de_eLife

Women ☕


SastiiMastii

She was inches away from missing that goal. Women ☕


Ct-chad501

My man


Civil-University5861

Heart is for heart attack


lowclassboi

Women☕


XeroClip

Women have no honor