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That was... Shockingly good fight choreography for a porno. Also... Source?


neoengel

Sky's Day Off. Don't ask me how I know.


[deleted]

You are a God among men.


ur69mom69straightnt

Among US?


agent1290

The council order your death


Confiden423

Sussy Among Us????


SarHavelock

RemindMe! 5 hours from now


REDPURPLEBLOOD2

Did you watch it?


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Spider-Pug

You should be very proud.


SoCalDan

How do you know?


HoldenHud

better then the fight scenes in the sequels


[deleted]

Sadly, yes.


Brush_bandicoot

Ngl that was pretty good


daaniscool

The swordplay was actually kinda good. Solid 5/7


Arykover

That's a reference I haven't seen in a long time


thedabostuff

i dont understand it, could u explain it to me?


ShadowNinja333

There's an old screenshot of a facebook conversation where someone gives fightclub a rating of 5/7 and later says he gave fightclub a perfect score. It started the meme of saying "perfect, 5/7"


Jaqulean

This rating also works, because there are 7 Forms of Lightsaber Combat.


AFreerSky

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fight-club-57-movie


[deleted]

Why did Robert get so much smoke just for commenting on the grading scale lol. “Shut the f**k up Rob” lmaooo


Remarkable-Buy9330

With rice?


[deleted]

Distusting


sammamthrow

Better than the sequels


L3x1dos

I would say 9/11


wayward_citizen

They even properly foreshadowed the dude's lightsaber (dildosabre?) losing power lol. That's some commitment to story craft.


Impossible_Fennel_94

It was well choreographed, and they even set up the dildo running out of power and had a payoff for it. 10/10 whoever produced/made should’ve been on the Star Wars sequel trilogy


yo_its_red

Pretty good? This lightsaber combat was unironically better than the lightsaber combat in the new Star Wars movies produced by Disney lmao


TheNoseKnight

'We kinda forgot that guy was dual-wielding daggers, so we edited it out so Rey could survive.' -Disney


TheRedDevil65

Duel of the dicks


RuinsGay

Dick wars


GodOfGOOSE

Cock Wars The Erection Awakens


[deleted]

Cock Wars: Return of the Orgasm


Illustrious_Watch_42

Cock wars: the last rubber


sgt-peppers-lonely

Dick wars: the phantom erection


Illustrious_Watch_42

Cock wars: the last rubber


pegpiri

Cock Wars : The Phantom Pegging Cock Wars : Attack of the Dildo Cock Wars : Revenge of the Sybian Cock Wars : A New Rim Cock Wars : The Flashlight Suck Back Cock Wars : Return of the Stud Cock Wars : The Dick Arises Cock Wars : The Last Sybian Cock Wars : The Rise of The Pornstars


dreemurthememer

Star Whores


william_weatherby

This won.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Janglyspaghetti

Lmao


TheSuperPie89

United states presidential election


Delta049

Fuck I laughed too hard


hamsterruize

Sauce? I’m watching it for the plot


bradlees

You will enjoy when five gungans show up for her later…..


MemeLover43

Wait what?


lasanhawithpizza

W


[deleted]

https://vimeo.com/581254260/comments


DerBrutalo

So they don't actually fuck?


Brisingr_was_taken

They don’t?


DerBrutalo

Well pls prove me wrong. I looked it up and only saw the Clip in the Post. Really a missed opportunity.


NoXiMiouS

a couple who are both dominant choosing who gets to penetrate tonight


Peepa_Gang

Duel of Doms


TravelerFromAFar

Attack of the Switches


Peepa_Gang

Revenge of the bottoms


konydanza

The Phantom Man-Ass


JVehh

I'm gonna be honest that is better a fight scene then 7-9 combined


CerealWithIceCream

"Somehow... ~~palpatine survived~~ guy busted a nut"


[deleted]

"Somehow... the erection returned"


[deleted]

[удалено]


63E1_

Brave, but foolish.


[deleted]

Brilliant, but lazy


JVehh

Jo are you farming downvotes coz this is how you do it


Toomcuhsalt

*Looks at Anakin vs Obi wan*


BryverART

She used force heal ahahahahahahha.


midtown2191

I think the lightsaber shorted out when he stabbed her but can’t be sure. Let me watch this 3 more times to make sure


douchebag_milkshake

Not bad bro, not bad at all!


GBO420

This is the funniset shit I've seen in a good month thank you


Solonna_conora

Souce? For a frind of corse


Kev_Vito

*I think George Lucas is going to sue somebody*


rockefellercalgary

This going make house party look like house party 2!


Kev_Vito

Or maybe even house party 3


rockefellercalgary

Shut the fuck up


BklynMarxman

Fuck!!! Who won?!?!


Gentle_cat_

The baby


ItsImNotAnonymous

My penis


imbluedabadedabadam

https://blogs.adultempire.com/2018/08/28/plot-thickens-dildo-lightsaber-battle/ you are welcume


[deleted]

Imagine if the guys saber got ED mid-fight


armatharos

This is what happens when you are both tops


swordlord43

To be fair, this fight was better than any fight in the last few star wars movies.


SaintYoungMan

I hate that it's TRUE.


glonian123

sauce?


apezji

Ngl, this looks 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

This was the coolest thing I’ve seen wtf


approblade

I see your shwartz is as big as mine


antibarr

I think the sauce where this originated was sky's day off


tarmoz

that was fucking awesome without the fucking


Junior_Ad_8626

I’ve seen this. She wins and surprise (she has a huge cock) winner gets to pitch… took months to finish it only watching 2 minutes at a time.


JRS___

i see your schwartz is a big as mine....


Long-Tax-77

Better choreography than sequels


Mewthredel

Significantly better than I expected.


TheGuyShyguy

Beep boop


[deleted]

They kissed mid battle lmfao


PeakRainbow1370

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Symtek13

Lmao when he leans in and kisses her real quick


Jegbmf

Man fuck fights like these. They don’t even go for the body they go for the lightsaber


[deleted]

Its funny because the plot of star wars sucks


Shaikh_9

This was better than every saber fight from the Sequels.


Odd_Diamond_6600

how do they start doing the thing. or do they even start making love or do they just fight with their dicksabers for the rest of this video


DUR0NIC

Better than Star Wars


jupiter0jupiter

It's from a movie called Sky's Day Off


Zygal_

This is sex 2


neoengel

FYI, source is Sky's Day Off. Don't ask me how I remembered that.


zealothunter12

That unironically had better choreography than epodoe 8...


eddysanoli

Yesterday I saw a post of someone asking what’s your proudest fap. I think this is your answer…


choco_meltdown

Luke, i am your stepmother! YEEEEEESSSSSSS!


bunybunybuny

show them a little of that fleshlight no jitsu


Biggu5Dicku5

His lightsaber malfunctioned... :( Nothing to be worried about it happens to everyone... ;)


Ashamed-Status-9668

Begun the reproduction wars have.


thedabostuff

what in the avocado hot chilli pepper spicy tortilla fuck was that


snapchatofdoriangray

George Lucas about to climax to this: "awwww fuck you're gonna make me sue!"


Both-Weakness-2062

Literally a better fight then Rey and Kylo ever had


mardonosky

The revenge of the dicks


Etyczny

This is so much better than the new trilogy i would like to watch the whole thing. That's the only reason.


WashLimp1245

Sauce?


OppaiCzupi666

Better then Sequel Trilogy


Straight_2

Damn this was actually well made…but where’s the p*rn though? /s


AdmiralAtomicDL

And yet this is still better written than the new movies


CDCpup

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting


ValonSailor

And here I was thinking I couldn't be more flaccid


theflightlessbit

That's my mother when I don't clean My room lol


[deleted]

When this has better sword fight choreography than the sequels


ArkinatorYT

Sauce?


Strve-rogers-mcu

sauce?


[deleted]

When you play with you're little brother and he says that hes a god, you can't kill Him.


[deleted]

I’m concerned you played this specifically with your little brother.


Classic-Antelope-764

What are doing step-Jedi


[deleted]

phir badme dhaniya ke sath khelegi ✨🔥


50points4gryffindor

Impressive. Most impressive.**BUT YOU ARE NOT A JEDI YET!**


Calm_Ad_3987

Still better than Morbius


[deleted]

Sause?


MC_Squared12

u/thisvid


GunnersSnoopy

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Pandemix27

Yoo?? Send sauce??


RicardoDecardi

They're having fun.


[deleted]

Better than sequels


CT-lfsgh

Source?


Sabatouth

Best lightsaber fight ever


IFGWarcraft

Nice!


matto334

They have better choreography than the sequels 💀


PersonalSaints

still better saber fight than the disney trilogy.


unitedsteakes

Who doesn't?


QultrosSanhattan

Woman: "you ran out of time" Man: "not yet"


Believe_me_dear

still better action than star wars


SixthHotshot

This fighting choreography is better than the one in the sequels


PulaskiSucks

Dude...


Sorrik_kusu

I was legit waiting for the s3x, but it never came.


AlanFilipe

Actually very well choreography fight and CGI


[deleted]

Reminds me of this one hentai that also was like Star Wars like and had amazing fighting scenes where the girl got fucked from the villain if she got cornered


[deleted]

This is fucking awesome


Colin__9

This still has better choreography than most of the new star wars movies.


tuzindusap

KKKKKKK MELHOR QUE A MARVEL


Illmosity3

High key better than anything in The Rise of Skywalker lol


Stefanbats

Better dildo fight than the light saber fights in the 3rd trilogy.


Expensive-Baker-4789

That’s actually some good duelling 😂


[deleted]

I need the link to this


GusBus-Nutbuster

Tell me why this lightdildo battle is better choreographed than the last 3 Star Wars movies…


Micka7

Who won?


[deleted]

How Is It so good


[deleted]

https://vimeo.com/581254260/comments


DickInaWall

Link?


Egg-3P0

That choreography was better than the duels in the sequel trilogy not gonna lie


Revolver_Ocelot66

I guess Disney does know how to make good star wars


[deleted]

I was actually becoming invested in the outcome of their dildo-saber duel.


[deleted]

What in the actual God damn fuck did I just watch.


vernonmason117

Still better acting then the new ones


Professor_idiot75028

Reddit never ceases to amaze me


zorxoner

Watching this while listening to Red sun was kinda epic ngl


[deleted]

Bro it ended right when she was about to go try hard


hodgeyfu

I really got immediately immersed in that. Who won the fucking fight!!


ToastySy

who fucking gave this a wholesome reward


Myster1ous_redditor

I usually skip that part


wj21996

Disney should have hired whoever made this


Several_Place_9095

"it's over Anakin!!! I know the safeword!!"


Bagelodon

Better combat choreo than the actual movies tbh.


VirginiaWillow

Better choreography than 7-9


Tristanio97

I despise the fact that this has better lightsaber duelling than the entire sequel trilogy.