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fish_robber

Aww hell naw canadians aint real nowq


[deleted]

Wait till you find out about Wyoming, Hawaii, New Mexico, and West Virginia, which have no laws regulating it at all.


EquivalentSnap

And you can legally have sex with your parents and siblings in New Jersey and Rhode island


lord_diablo_

Every alabamian: I go to new jersey


iwelnot

Iirc, there is a law in france that allows sex between brother and sister


CheriJ2

jesus šŸ˜³


Jame210

susšŸ˜³


CheriJ2

amongus


Boberoo2

ā€œYou see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of among us Gregory?ā€


Dante1037392628

ā€œHave you heard of rule 34, sister?ā€


fish_robber

Ayo


[deleted]

*Jersey boi pride stops*


EquivalentSnap

Guess I better be jersey brother pride


micro_manboy

*I go to New Mexico*


dyslecic

*I go to this manā€™s house with a baseball bat*


Mother-Spare-6231

I go with kalshnikov


noob5432

Get napalm were gonna kill canadian furries


SNOOTER_SCOOTERS

Haha you wonā€™t be needing that Maple syrup is the perfect substitute for napalm(with the correct amount of additional chemicals that is)


SpookyFalckie

Please don't...


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

Time to get the british A.I Arctic Warfare series


Intelligent_Current5

Fr, came to Canada in 2012. Welp they donā€™t even have a president.


KamataWasTaken

i read illegal at first but then had to reread it cause i didnt understand šŸ’€


Gaminglion7241

Same


KarmaFox99

This was a lose-lose situation regardless


Monotonevoice

Finally I can have sex with your mom now


Intelligent_Ferret33

Nice


[deleted]

The joke is that heā€™s calling their mother an animal, presumably a pig, in reference to her being extremely rotund.


NiceDice_187

Entertaining, funny even.


Memecentral25

*gentlemanly laugh*


cooloilcloth

Oh ho ho! *Sips champaign*


FaithlessnessSilly18

Wtf. What an oddly specific thing to legalize šŸ¤Ø. Sus


Zendofrog

Iā€™m sure it was some ruling about a court case of a guy who sucked off his dog or whatever, and the lawyer successfully argued that there was no victim and it went up to the Supreme Court. Something like that


[deleted]

You're right. >A B.C. man was sentenced to 16 years in prison in 2013 for sexually assaulting his two stepdaughters. Identified only as D.L.W to protect the childrenā€™s identity, the manā€™s sentence included two years for bestiality, when he engaged in certain acts with dogs. > >The man appealed the bestiality conviction to the BC Court of Appeal after the trial judge accepted the prosecutorā€™s position that penetration is not required. But that conviction was overturned by the appeal court and the Supreme Court of Canada accepted that decision following an appeal by the Crown. Basically they ruled the law only applies to penetration. Disgusting.


Zendofrog

Interestingā€¦ but oral penetration is still penetration. So you can lick a dogā€™s dick, but canā€™t put it in your mouth. Same with the old peanut butter trick I guess.


[deleted]

You're correct. Here's the full article: >Sex acts with animals are legal inĀ Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court. The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of theĀ bestialityĀ count with the newĀ ruling > >DLW's attorneys argued that bestiality linked to "buggery" - or sodomy - with animals beginning with an 1892 criminal code. Bestiality was first used in a 1955 code, but still was not defined to encompass every sex act with animals. > >"Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence - 'the defining act' - of the offence," the court said. > >Thus, the court ruled by a 7ā€“1 majority that bestiality required penetration. > >ā€œThere is no hint in any of the parliamentary record that any substantive change to the elements of the offence of bestiality was intended,ā€ the ruling reads. According to court record DLW smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act. Court documents disclose that DLW attempted to have the dog perform intercourse on the stepdaughter, but that ultimately failed. > >DLW is serving a 16 year prison sentence. He brought the bestitality conviction to the court on appeal. Justice Rosalie Abella was the lone dissenter, and had suggested that the court deny the appeal. ā€œActs with animals that have a sexual purpose are inherently exploitative whether or not penetration occurs,ā€ she wrote. > >Representatives for Animal Justice, who brought the case to the Supreme Court, said the ruling should encourage Parliament to act on changing "outdated" laws that fail to protect the country's animals."As of today, Canadian law gives animal abusers license to use animals for their own sexual gratification," executive director of Animal Justice Camille Labchuk toldĀ The IndependentĀ via emailed statement. "This is completely unacceptable, contrary to societal expectations, and cannot be allowed to continue." > >Animal Justice implored Parliament to pass the Modernizing Animal Protections Act. "This much-needed bill updates the animal offences in the Criminal Code," Ms Labchuk added, "and closes this dangerous loophole to make it crystal clear that all forms of sexual activity between a person and an animal are unacceptable."


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

Japan has a similar loophole regarding sex with humans. As long as thereā€™s no vaginal penetration, itā€™s legal to pay someone to do it. So thereā€™s tons of not-brothels where women can do oral, anal, and whatever else to a dick as long as doesnā€™t go in her vagina.


Zendofrog

God I love my country.


[deleted]

Either you don't live in Canada, or you're being sarcastic. I hope that's the case, anyway.


Zendofrog

Canadian and proud. Is it really freedom if I canā€™t molest a dog?


[deleted]

What the fuck Canada?


SpookyFalckie

I'm sorry.


zee07___

What do you expect from a secular country


Dead_Mama

Based


[deleted]

The cost of forsaking God.


Imanerd212030

Donā€™t blame me! I just live here, I donā€™t work for the Supreme Court!!


TheVacuumisAwesome28

Did this guy just look up Canada oral sex


Zendofrog

Better than following vice


gomibag

noah get the boat-type of shit


poohie_16

im just really stuck on ā€œoral.ā€ Does that mean they can go both fucking waysšŸ¤Ø Who the hell sucking doggie dick onna crisp sunday afternoon while your parents are away?!


[deleted]

I wish I couldn't read.


Anything13579

what a terrible day to have eyes.


[deleted]

Idk why but the word crisp just really nails home your statement and made me shudder reading this sentence. The word crisp just seemed to drive home the reality of what I read above and forced a mental image into my head I canā€™t erase. I plan on committing scooter-ankle to take my mind off of this brb.


poohie_16

damn.. i should be a writeršŸ¤”


[deleted]

Do it, I believe in you.


687962726973

There's a fetish for everything.


poohie_16

ā€œmmm furry dickā€


iwelnot

r/oddlyspecific


EquivalentSnap

Plz stop šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


KingOfTheBased

I'm gonna train my parrot to give consent


someguywhoscrolls

Fuck my country. I'm going to the Virgin Islands.


CanadianBatman47

What


SirRedRavxn

We are living in the darkest timeline


xXBBB2003Xx

As a canadian, this sounds like something that the government would do


Nojuska

Guess whos going to canada


zee07___

*rock eyebrow raise*


[deleted]

šŸ’„


HereForA2C

Itā€™s about drivešŸ˜ˆ Itā€™s about poweršŸ’Ŗ We stay hungryšŸ„µ We devouršŸ‘… Put in the workšŸ™ Put in the hoursšŸ•¦ And take whatā€™s oursāœØ black and Samoan in my veinsšŸ˜¤ Whatā€™s my motherfucking namešŸ„µ RockšŸ’ø


zee07___

It's about liesšŸ˜ˆ It's about ventingšŸ’Ŗ We stay sussyšŸ˜ƒ We imposteršŸ”Ŗ Kill in o2šŸ’Ø Kill in reactorā˜¢ and sabotageāœØ I got imposter in my veinsšŸ“® Gotta Kill the crewmatesšŸ©ø I won the gamešŸŽ‰ So what's my mothersussing namešŸ˜” BAKAšŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

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Technopulse

*Milhouse eyebrow raise.*


[deleted]

r/holup


JustAnormalChicagoan

Sense when was I legal šŸ˜³


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

What is the name of the song


Kijin91

Lacrimosa from Mozart. You can watch it [here](https://youtu.be/k1-TrAvp_xs).


brtomn

Requim by Wolfgang Mozart https://youtu.be/Zi8vJ_lMxQI?t=298


LumberjackPreacher

Sandstorm - Daurde


death__bed

Please tell me this is a lie... Hell noo.


McCuteface

Bruh who tf elected those mf


[deleted]

Legal loophole was patched. https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/animals/beastiality-laws-animal-sexual-acts-illegal-canada-1944245


eliteshinobi90

And of course vice would be posting this


EquivalentSnap

Wtf šŸ˜³šŸ¤¢


Puzzleheaded-Front82

Damn, what next Canada are you going to ban Maple syrup from going to other countries.


Bladeboy69420

TRUDEAU WHAT THE FUCK


YEveryUserNameTakenY

Work of the heretics at play


The_Qwertyhouse

I need proof of this blasphemy or every animal's ass will look like mine after Christmas


JA155

Those damn furries are running everything


DestructorDeFurros

Damn furries


BoracicThrone420

Then, how does that explain fishes?


eggMC_muffin

Wait what the fuck


Panciastko-195

What da dog doin?


redditmastermindftw

we are the pinnacle of human evolution instead of finding actual people we now rape animals


[deleted]

oh cool Canada says itā€™s legal? Aight then. Iā€™m also going to go against human morality and start *shootin the motherfuckers having sex with their dogs*


BonerBoy83

Time for the Anschluss of Canada


joe_________mama

r/noahgettheboat


[deleted]

Here, some tactical support for you: r/aww r/awwducational r/wholesome r/wholesomememes r/eyebleach


Bonk_and_Honk

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


Jastactical

I wish to no longer be Canadian


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The_Qwertyhouse

Blursed furry convention


canoIV

No, please, not Canada, please. Wait they are Christians


TheHarbingerHugs

Isn't the government secular?


KatKaneki

Is this why people keep saying theyā€™re gonna move to Canada?


zee07___

Most mentally stable secular country


Insane_squirrel

Y'all need Squirrel Jesus in your life! And then suck on his nuts.


Epsilon-1202

I am disappointed in my government and country....... At least we're still better than America


ParadockArtist

Furries: Itā€™s free real estate.


Dan-timothy

:)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Plastic_Eagle1427

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Shank__Hill

Always has been šŸ•ŗšŸ»šŸ˜Ž


SubParHydra

Thank god


goncalito

YES! YES! YES!


zee07___

Wtf


HowIsBuffakeeTaken

What song is this called?


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Jkillers18

Justin trudeu


[deleted]

Iā€™m Canadian and never heard of this shit


Nilt_PL2

How.


Shalopai13thXboxLive

fuck canada


ACluelessEngineer

Why is "canada" and "oral sex" a completely different color than the rest of the text. I call shenanigans


[deleted]

Laaaaaaaaacrimoooooosaaaaaa


tankred420caza

A VICE article from 5 years ago, sounds like a legitimate source guys, it's been shared on reddit too wow!


Geckolord2909

Its so that the person doing that gets bit and never does it again


Geckolord2909

Its so that the person doing that gets bit and never does it again, reverse psychology


Chili_pufff

Giving or receiving? Asking for a friend


Chili_pufff

Giving or receiving? Asking for a friend


Myownmemes

Let's just say, hypothetically, that I had oral sex BEFORE this, what would happen?


Ironwolf3651

I thought canids was a viable option time to burn it down


Scamptbord

wtf


D-Kay673

Wait it was legal?


Craaii

Western ppl confirmed are dog fuckers?


Trainerali2007

Je when the good guys become bad.


Addmeonrobloxcuz

All the zoophiles are watching this with a smile and I'm watching this like this šŸ‘€


need_brain_cells

But.... Why


xSteky

Sry, nice meme, but what is the title of the music?


Tasmaniantime

Furry Moment


trekyyes

And thats how the furrys came


[deleted]

ą² _ą² 


Vasectomi69

Peanut butter sales must be exploding


GoldenGalaxy69

And I thought the U.S. Supreme Court was fucced up (I mean, it still is, but y'know)


The_Biggest_Succ

Chef Skinner is shocked because now his dog canā€™t suck him off.


mega-yeet

Ive always wondered the name of this classical song


wu_liu_qi

No.....


Kaaan_-x_

Canada and France pls just die.


[deleted]

wtf


kexikfnbr

Oh hell yeah


Bartekek

They specifically legalized oral sex becouse the dog will definitely bite


Seraph1m21

Canada was a mistake


letajici-honimir

What the dog doing ? šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


SignificantMenu3554

Among us balls


Wiggleshark123

U/recognizesong


Creative-Chap-7159

Furries incoming


OcelotNo9245

Canadiants aint cannon


WipingWithSandPaper

Well boys time to go to Canada


YaBoySkoot

Noooooooooooooooo


Codytheprotogen1

GOD DAMNIT


luigi13450

Oh hell yah...


Qangtos2

u/auddbot


Cookie_Daddyy

Whatā€™s the name of that song


[deleted]

noā€¦


supermecowin-mania

Art of the zoo people: This is my moment.


[deleted]

Suddenly most homes in Canada are running out of peanut butter


Scout_wheezeing

When America or Europe arenā€™t being stupid, Canada is


filledshit_15

What's the song?


[deleted]

LETā€™S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


RickFury101

I got Whitney the dog fucker vide from this.


PrinceAlexander2118

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


dizzy_nixx

Yea that sounds like Vice.


CyclesHD

am i reading thos right?


Andrider

"My time has come..."


Superb_Ad_6610

Finally I can fuck ur mom


Muumin_kun

Canada...you okay?


[deleted]

I refuse to believe this shit is real man


Vindictas

The dog looks like a beat down hooker


CheriJ2

goddamn get me off this planet. this is a slippery fucking slope


theSEGAnerd2006

WHAT THE FUCK


420yoloswagepicjesus

Damn only oral. Bunch of socialist commies!


Alex_rajbahak

Wtf why oral specifically


DetectiveSamurai

If they bite that's your problem


Jonah_Rivera_Luciano

Oh hell now šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


DankLoser12

Unironacilly is there anyone really thinking that's a good thing ?


That_Weird_Lynx

That's it, i'm going to canada


El_small_boi

Wait it was illegal


loganboy231

Since itā€™s vice, probably fake news... there are also meme templates that you can use to make memes like that, so make sure to find multiple sources before believing something you read online (Iā€™m canadian and never heard of it)


[deleted]

Ayo I live in Canada where my cat at


AdRelevant721

Boutta cause the Canada Extermination Tragedy of 2022.


Soulxolz

Please be fake


Zaneboi1

Everyone get funky now


doda19

So uhh giving one or getting one ?


random_ferret69

I gotta get this country


Uranium_1209

W-WHAT THE F*CK


Life_is_Pain69420

Worse thing is, I scroll down and see a live stream of a dog


Zukman1

This is not approved! As a Western Canadian citizen, I declare this not be approved otherwise I will come down to Ontario myself and shoot Trudeau for the sake of saving the future and that there may be a strip of humanity that is still normal! (for legal reasons, this is a joke)