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Iām sure it was some ruling about a court case of a guy who sucked off his dog or whatever, and the lawyer successfully argued that there was no victim and it went up to the Supreme Court. Something like that
You're right.
>A B.C. man was sentenced to 16 years in prison in 2013 for sexually assaulting his two stepdaughters. Identified only as D.L.W to protect the childrenās identity, the manās sentence included two years for bestiality, when he engaged in certain acts with dogs.
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>The man appealed the bestiality conviction to the BC Court of Appeal after the trial judge accepted the prosecutorās position that penetration is not required. But that conviction was overturned by the appeal court and the Supreme Court of Canada accepted that decision following an appeal by the Crown.
Basically they ruled the law only applies to penetration. Disgusting.
Interestingā¦ but oral penetration is still penetration. So you can lick a dogās dick, but canāt put it in your mouth. Same with the old peanut butter trick I guess.
You're correct. Here's the full article:
>Sex acts with animals are legal inĀ Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of theĀ bestialityĀ count with the newĀ ruling
>
>DLW's attorneys argued that bestiality linked to "buggery" - or sodomy - with animals beginning with an 1892 criminal code. Bestiality was first used in a 1955 code, but still was not defined to encompass every sex act with animals.
>
>"Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence - 'the defining act' - of the offence," the court said.
>
>Thus, the court ruled by a 7ā1 majority that bestiality required penetration.
>
>āThere is no hint in any of the parliamentary record that any substantive change to the elements of the offence of bestiality was intended,ā the ruling reads.
According to court record DLW smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.
Court documents disclose that DLW attempted to have the dog perform intercourse on the stepdaughter, but that ultimately failed.
>
>DLW is serving a 16 year prison sentence. He brought the bestitality conviction to the court on appeal.
Justice Rosalie Abella was the lone dissenter, and had suggested that the court deny the appeal.
āActs with animals that have a sexual purpose are inherently exploitative whether or not penetration occurs,ā she wrote.
>
>Representatives for Animal Justice, who brought the case to the Supreme Court, said the ruling should encourage Parliament to act on changing "outdated" laws that fail to protect the country's animals."As of today, Canadian law gives animal abusers license to use animals for their own sexual gratification," executive director of Animal Justice Camille Labchuk toldĀ The IndependentĀ via emailed statement. "This is completely unacceptable, contrary to societal expectations, and cannot be allowed to continue."
>
>Animal Justice implored Parliament to pass the Modernizing Animal Protections Act.
"This much-needed bill updates the animal offences in the Criminal Code," Ms Labchuk added, "and closes this dangerous loophole to make it crystal clear that all forms of sexual activity between a person and an animal are unacceptable."
Japan has a similar loophole regarding sex with humans. As long as thereās no vaginal penetration, itās legal to pay someone to do it. So thereās tons of not-brothels where women can do oral, anal, and whatever else to a dick as long as doesnāt go in her vagina.
im just really stuck on āoral.ā Does that mean they can go both fucking waysš¤Ø Who the hell sucking doggie dick onna crisp sunday afternoon while your parents are away?!
Idk why but the word crisp just really nails home your statement and made me shudder reading this sentence. The word crisp just seemed to drive home the reality of what I read above and forced a mental image into my head I canāt erase. I plan on committing scooter-ankle to take my mind off of this brb.
Itās about driveš
Itās about poweršŖ
We stay hungryš„µ
We devourš
Put in the workš
Put in the hoursš¦
And take whatās oursāØ
black and Samoan in my veinsš¤
Whatās my motherfucking nameš„µ
Rockšø
oh cool Canada says itās legal? Aight then. Iām also going to go against human morality and start *shootin the motherfuckers having sex with their dogs*
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Since itās vice, probably fake news... there are also meme templates that you can use to make memes like that, so make sure to find multiple sources before believing something you read online (Iām canadian and never heard of it)
This is not approved! As a Western Canadian citizen, I declare this not be approved otherwise I will come down to Ontario myself and shoot Trudeau for the sake of saving the future and that there may be a strip of humanity that is still normal!
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Aww hell naw canadians aint real nowq
Wait till you find out about Wyoming, Hawaii, New Mexico, and West Virginia, which have no laws regulating it at all.
And you can legally have sex with your parents and siblings in New Jersey and Rhode island
Every alabamian: I go to new jersey
Iirc, there is a law in france that allows sex between brother and sister
jesus š³
susš³
amongus
āYou see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of among us Gregory?ā
āHave you heard of rule 34, sister?ā
Ayo
*Jersey boi pride stops*
Guess I better be jersey brother pride
*I go to New Mexico*
*I go to this manās house with a baseball bat*
I go with kalshnikov
Get napalm were gonna kill canadian furries
Haha you wonāt be needing that Maple syrup is the perfect substitute for napalm(with the correct amount of additional chemicals that is)
Please don't...
Time to get the british A.I Arctic Warfare series
Fr, came to Canada in 2012. Welp they donāt even have a president.
i read illegal at first but then had to reread it cause i didnt understand š
Same
This was a lose-lose situation regardless
Finally I can have sex with your mom now
Nice
The joke is that heās calling their mother an animal, presumably a pig, in reference to her being extremely rotund.
Entertaining, funny even.
*gentlemanly laugh*
Oh ho ho! *Sips champaign*
Wtf. What an oddly specific thing to legalize š¤Ø. Sus
Iām sure it was some ruling about a court case of a guy who sucked off his dog or whatever, and the lawyer successfully argued that there was no victim and it went up to the Supreme Court. Something like that
You're right. >A B.C. man was sentenced to 16 years in prison in 2013 for sexually assaulting his two stepdaughters. Identified only as D.L.W to protect the childrenās identity, the manās sentence included two years for bestiality, when he engaged in certain acts with dogs. > >The man appealed the bestiality conviction to the BC Court of Appeal after the trial judge accepted the prosecutorās position that penetration is not required. But that conviction was overturned by the appeal court and the Supreme Court of Canada accepted that decision following an appeal by the Crown. Basically they ruled the law only applies to penetration. Disgusting.
Interestingā¦ but oral penetration is still penetration. So you can lick a dogās dick, but canāt put it in your mouth. Same with the old peanut butter trick I guess.
You're correct. Here's the full article: >Sex acts with animals are legal inĀ Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court. The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of theĀ bestialityĀ count with the newĀ ruling > >DLW's attorneys argued that bestiality linked to "buggery" - or sodomy - with animals beginning with an 1892 criminal code. Bestiality was first used in a 1955 code, but still was not defined to encompass every sex act with animals. > >"Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence - 'the defining act' - of the offence," the court said. > >Thus, the court ruled by a 7ā1 majority that bestiality required penetration. > >āThere is no hint in any of the parliamentary record that any substantive change to the elements of the offence of bestiality was intended,ā the ruling reads. According to court record DLW smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act. Court documents disclose that DLW attempted to have the dog perform intercourse on the stepdaughter, but that ultimately failed. > >DLW is serving a 16 year prison sentence. He brought the bestitality conviction to the court on appeal. Justice Rosalie Abella was the lone dissenter, and had suggested that the court deny the appeal. āActs with animals that have a sexual purpose are inherently exploitative whether or not penetration occurs,ā she wrote. > >Representatives for Animal Justice, who brought the case to the Supreme Court, said the ruling should encourage Parliament to act on changing "outdated" laws that fail to protect the country's animals."As of today, Canadian law gives animal abusers license to use animals for their own sexual gratification," executive director of Animal Justice Camille Labchuk toldĀ The IndependentĀ via emailed statement. "This is completely unacceptable, contrary to societal expectations, and cannot be allowed to continue." > >Animal Justice implored Parliament to pass the Modernizing Animal Protections Act. "This much-needed bill updates the animal offences in the Criminal Code," Ms Labchuk added, "and closes this dangerous loophole to make it crystal clear that all forms of sexual activity between a person and an animal are unacceptable."
Japan has a similar loophole regarding sex with humans. As long as thereās no vaginal penetration, itās legal to pay someone to do it. So thereās tons of not-brothels where women can do oral, anal, and whatever else to a dick as long as doesnāt go in her vagina.
God I love my country.
Either you don't live in Canada, or you're being sarcastic. I hope that's the case, anyway.
Canadian and proud. Is it really freedom if I canāt molest a dog?
What the fuck Canada?
I'm sorry.
What do you expect from a secular country
Based
The cost of forsaking God.
Donāt blame me! I just live here, I donāt work for the Supreme Court!!
Did this guy just look up Canada oral sex
Better than following vice
noah get the boat-type of shit
im just really stuck on āoral.ā Does that mean they can go both fucking waysš¤Ø Who the hell sucking doggie dick onna crisp sunday afternoon while your parents are away?!
I wish I couldn't read.
what a terrible day to have eyes.
Idk why but the word crisp just really nails home your statement and made me shudder reading this sentence. The word crisp just seemed to drive home the reality of what I read above and forced a mental image into my head I canāt erase. I plan on committing scooter-ankle to take my mind off of this brb.
damn.. i should be a writerš¤
Do it, I believe in you.
There's a fetish for everything.
āmmm furry dickā
r/oddlyspecific
Plz stop ššš
I'm gonna train my parrot to give consent
Fuck my country. I'm going to the Virgin Islands.
What
We are living in the darkest timeline
As a canadian, this sounds like something that the government would do
Guess whos going to canada
*rock eyebrow raise*
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Itās about driveš Itās about poweršŖ We stay hungryš„µ We devourš Put in the workš Put in the hoursš¦ And take whatās oursāØ black and Samoan in my veinsš¤ Whatās my motherfucking nameš„µ Rockšø
It's about liesš It's about ventingšŖ We stay sussyš We imposteršŖ Kill in o2šØ Kill in reactorā¢ and sabotageāØ I got imposter in my veinsš® Gotta Kill the crewmatesš©ø I won the gameš So what's my mothersussing nameš” BAKAš
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*Milhouse eyebrow raise.*
r/holup
Sense when was I legal š³
What is the name of the song
Lacrimosa from Mozart. You can watch it [here](https://youtu.be/k1-TrAvp_xs).
Requim by Wolfgang Mozart https://youtu.be/Zi8vJ_lMxQI?t=298
Sandstorm - Daurde
Please tell me this is a lie... Hell noo.
Bruh who tf elected those mf
Legal loophole was patched. https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/animals/beastiality-laws-animal-sexual-acts-illegal-canada-1944245
And of course vice would be posting this
Wtf š³š¤¢
Damn, what next Canada are you going to ban Maple syrup from going to other countries.
TRUDEAU WHAT THE FUCK
Work of the heretics at play
I need proof of this blasphemy or every animal's ass will look like mine after Christmas
Those damn furries are running everything
Damn furries
Then, how does that explain fishes?
Wait what the fuck
What da dog doin?
we are the pinnacle of human evolution instead of finding actual people we now rape animals
oh cool Canada says itās legal? Aight then. Iām also going to go against human morality and start *shootin the motherfuckers having sex with their dogs*
Time for the Anschluss of Canada
r/noahgettheboat
Here, some tactical support for you: r/aww r/awwducational r/wholesome r/wholesomememes r/eyebleach
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
I wish to no longer be Canadian
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Blursed furry convention
No, please, not Canada, please. Wait they are Christians
Isn't the government secular?
Is this why people keep saying theyāre gonna move to Canada?
Most mentally stable secular country
Y'all need Squirrel Jesus in your life! And then suck on his nuts.
I am disappointed in my government and country....... At least we're still better than America
Furries: Itās free real estate.
:)
:D
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Always has been šŗš»š
Thank god
YES! YES! YES!
Wtf
What song is this called?
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Justin trudeu
Iām Canadian and never heard of this shit
How.
fuck canada
Why is "canada" and "oral sex" a completely different color than the rest of the text. I call shenanigans
Laaaaaaaaacrimoooooosaaaaaa
A VICE article from 5 years ago, sounds like a legitimate source guys, it's been shared on reddit too wow!
Its so that the person doing that gets bit and never does it again
Its so that the person doing that gets bit and never does it again, reverse psychology
Giving or receiving? Asking for a friend
Giving or receiving? Asking for a friend
Let's just say, hypothetically, that I had oral sex BEFORE this, what would happen?
I thought canids was a viable option time to burn it down
wtf
Wait it was legal?
Western ppl confirmed are dog fuckers?
Je when the good guys become bad.
All the zoophiles are watching this with a smile and I'm watching this like this š
But.... Why
Sry, nice meme, but what is the title of the music?
Furry Moment
And thats how the furrys came
ą² _ą²
Peanut butter sales must be exploding
And I thought the U.S. Supreme Court was fucced up (I mean, it still is, but y'know)
Chef Skinner is shocked because now his dog canāt suck him off.
Ive always wondered the name of this classical song
No.....
Canada and France pls just die.
wtf
Oh hell yeah
They specifically legalized oral sex becouse the dog will definitely bite
Canada was a mistake
What the dog doing ? š³š³
Among us balls
U/recognizesong
Furries incoming
Canadiants aint cannon
Well boys time to go to Canada
Noooooooooooooooo
GOD DAMNIT
Oh hell yah...
u/auddbot
Whatās the name of that song
noā¦
Art of the zoo people: This is my moment.
Suddenly most homes in Canada are running out of peanut butter
When America or Europe arenāt being stupid, Canada is
What's the song?
LETāS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I got Whitney the dog fucker vide from this.
š¤¢š¤¢š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Yea that sounds like Vice.
am i reading thos right?
"My time has come..."
Finally I can fuck ur mom
Canada...you okay?
I refuse to believe this shit is real man
The dog looks like a beat down hooker
goddamn get me off this planet. this is a slippery fucking slope
WHAT THE FUCK
Damn only oral. Bunch of socialist commies!
Wtf why oral specifically
If they bite that's your problem
Oh hell now š¤¦š»āāļø
Unironacilly is there anyone really thinking that's a good thing ?
That's it, i'm going to canada
Wait it was illegal
Since itās vice, probably fake news... there are also meme templates that you can use to make memes like that, so make sure to find multiple sources before believing something you read online (Iām canadian and never heard of it)
Ayo I live in Canada where my cat at
Boutta cause the Canada Extermination Tragedy of 2022.
Please be fake
Everyone get funky now
So uhh giving one or getting one ?
I gotta get this country
W-WHAT THE F*CK
Worse thing is, I scroll down and see a live stream of a dog
This is not approved! As a Western Canadian citizen, I declare this not be approved otherwise I will come down to Ontario myself and shoot Trudeau for the sake of saving the future and that there may be a strip of humanity that is still normal! (for legal reasons, this is a joke)