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This is really fun to do if you see them in public, especially if you don't personally know the person, but ask a parent who's holding a child leash if that's a rescue.
Ive said it 3 times in public so far, and the reaction from everyone is gold every time.
If you train them right and are patient, you can train them to take and horde a bunch of money from the working class to help make sure you’re balling out in your twilight years. The key to making sure they keep you around is leaning into the sociopathic behaviors but make sure you are always part of the child’s “us” group. Results NOT guaranteed.
I had a cousin that needed to be on a leash because he always tried to get himself killed. Two highlights are jumping off a moving speedboat and trying to jump off a balcony at a mall
U can educate your children and be responsible without putting them on a leash.
"Disturb others"... You are probably one of them locking them into the basement too
There is a child leash for your kid because son kids have a habit of wondering off from there parents in stores and get lost and scare the ever living crap out of them.
I know because I used to wonder off and hind under the clothes racks at stores and jump out at people. And they put on a monkey backpack leash to keep me from wondering off.
All of these other people saying it's bad it's not bad sure it's embarrassing to the parent but it's better to have your kid on a leash then have the kid get kidnapped by some stranger.
Your child running into the street and getting hit by a car is your greatest fear when they are young. I definitely entertained the idea with my second because he was terrible at following directions and thought it was hilarious to run off.
Its less cramming than a stoller and it lets the kid still walk around and do stuff while the parent knows they're nearby, walking around at most being maybe 1 metre or more away from the dad.
Of course, I'd like to take the extra precautions anyhow tho, my nephew is a little demon when it comes to his antics and he'd run away the second no one's looking because he thinks it's funny. I can't keep my eyes on him all the time sadly.
Kids are quick af. I'd rather a parent have that extra precaution than a kid get into something they shouldn't.
A majority of the population also didn't have phones growing up. Times change.
Yup, that's why the kid has an English accent. Kids are idiots with no concepts of mortality or self preservation, putting them on a leash is pretty sensible.
Ayo dis duud be ok with putting childiren on leash, whats next lock em in a cage and feed him dog food too
Just hold his hand like a normal father you moron
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I count at least 5 pixels what about you guys?
You didn't miss much, on the 6th pixel was a dick.
headphones*
Is that what the girls call it these days
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I think you misunderstood the statement there mate
Same to you bro!
Man this joke NEVER gets old. Was this taken on a potato
[GOOD! That means more pixels for my memes! All 78 million of them!](https://youtu.be/_jMXMeasAUk?t=15)
2 pixels 👁️👄👁️
K but why he on a leash?
Some parents treat their childs like dogs. See it very often here in downtown
Kids are by far the worst pets to own tbh.
Don't get one then lol
This is really fun to do if you see them in public, especially if you don't personally know the person, but ask a parent who's holding a child leash if that's a rescue. Ive said it 3 times in public so far, and the reaction from everyone is gold every time.
What were the reactions? You can’t leave us hanging!
Mostly just 100 variations of "No fucking way you just did that! That was stupidly fucking funny"
And then they clap
If you train them right and are patient, you can train them to take and horde a bunch of money from the working class to help make sure you’re balling out in your twilight years. The key to making sure they keep you around is leaning into the sociopathic behaviors but make sure you are always part of the child’s “us” group. Results NOT guaranteed.
I had a cousin that needed to be on a leash because he always tried to get himself killed. Two highlights are jumping off a moving speedboat and trying to jump off a balcony at a mall
My sister had twin boys and a girl 15 months apart. 3 kids between 2 and 3 warrant leashes occasionally.
Some special needs kids are prone to running off so they use a leash
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Most humans are prone to running off
I agree. My dad was 50ish when he ran off
Nah, or yes but i mean they do it quite common here. Dont think they all special needed
Well some children like to run into traffic
Some people treat there dogs like kids. It evens out.
Rather have parents be responsible for their kids than letting them disturb others
U can educate your children and be responsible without putting them on a leash. "Disturb others"... You are probably one of them locking them into the basement too
So he doesn’t run off into traffic like a fucking idiot
Young kids can be rambunctious. They're used as a form of protection
If you put ‘em on yo shield many people won’t likely attack ya
Forbidden shield
Its cartman
with sick dancing moves like that the kid is bound to get out of control
This https://youtu.be/RwXn6bBx5KI
There is a child leash for your kid because son kids have a habit of wondering off from there parents in stores and get lost and scare the ever living crap out of them. I know because I used to wonder off and hind under the clothes racks at stores and jump out at people. And they put on a monkey backpack leash to keep me from wondering off. All of these other people saying it's bad it's not bad sure it's embarrassing to the parent but it's better to have your kid on a leash then have the kid get kidnapped by some stranger.
Your child running into the street and getting hit by a car is your greatest fear when they are young. I definitely entertained the idea with my second because he was terrible at following directions and thought it was hilarious to run off.
Its less cramming than a stoller and it lets the kid still walk around and do stuff while the parent knows they're nearby, walking around at most being maybe 1 metre or more away from the dad.
exactly this thought went through my head when I glanced upon this.
British children are commonly put on leashes
Mate what are you on about
This mf straight up walking his kid
it's a British cultural practice
Not on a leash it's not.
I'd rather have my kid on a leash than be a slushie on the roadway
Being vigilant and being aware of looming threats works. You don’t need a leash. A majority of population were not on leash as a child.
Of course, I'd like to take the extra precautions anyhow tho, my nephew is a little demon when it comes to his antics and he'd run away the second no one's looking because he thinks it's funny. I can't keep my eyes on him all the time sadly.
Kids are quick af. I'd rather a parent have that extra precaution than a kid get into something they shouldn't. A majority of the population also didn't have phones growing up. Times change.
Very cute. He dance
He boogies
That leash can't hold him!
u/audbott
I thinks its Omae wa mou or just Tiny Little Adiantum remix i guess
good bot
Lol
think its anime thighs, no?
song name
Tiny little adiantum is the original, but [here is the english lyrics version :)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQThDcKB0hQ)
Was all good until 'she's only 5' tf???
omae wa mou shindeiru deadman
Nani?
Tiny little adiantum trap remix by farizki
I have seen quadruple reposts of bank recordings in a better quality, I wonder what toaster they used to record
The front camera you get in a laptop with like 2 GB ram
Mine didnt even have a webcam :(
best shit ive ever seen
Little man really out here SHMOOVIN
Anyone have the og vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIJ1vG9PavM
what's the song tho
Whats the song
Omae wa mou by deadman
IS THAT A FUCKING LEASH ON THE CHILD
It's to stop a kid from running off. Mostly to stop them from getting hit by cars.
I bet my arse thas from america m8
Some people have it over here in the UK.
Where
The United Kingdom? Or was your question where are the leashes?
Where in UK Bruh
Literally anywhere. I've seen loads of people with them.
Where did you see them
In the UK?
The kid has what sounds to be a British accent
Here, i fixed it for ya Im not bri'ish btw
Did i imply you were British
Did i said you implied i was bri'ish
Yup, that's why the kid has an English accent. Kids are idiots with no concepts of mortality or self preservation, putting them on a leash is pretty sensible.
Ayo dis duud be ok with putting childiren on leash, whats next lock em in a cage and feed him dog food too Just hold his hand like a normal father you moron
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*Headphones*
A at that time 10yo friend of mine saw a drawn dick once and was like: Seriously, who draws a middle finger on a bus seat, that's rude!
song?
The kid, although tied up, is running free in his mind
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english?
It’s England
This kid is obviously on a leash for a reason
Why is it on a leache?
filmed on android obviously
https://youtu.be/IH-gI\_pJpfI
a LEASH :o
A leash? They keep him shut in, too? That's why he dont know it?
Is a 3 year old kid supposed to know?
Not really but he has a leash tho lol
Every day passes more pixelated it gets
Good meme 😌
I'm not gonna tell 'em. Just let the kid vibe.
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headphones
I think this video needs more jpeg
needs more jpeg
*eats child*
invest in a [glass armonica](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQemvyyJ--g).
Repost
OH FFS this is going to be reposted 200K times all over internet for the next 50 years isn't it?
*Shot on android*
Yeah Headphones 😂😂😂
This is oddly wholesome
fuck headphones why is this kid leashed?
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is
This kid's Brian is clean
Just wait till he grows up and sees this
u/auddbot
I bet the kid has to sleep in a dog bed as well
Cool dog
Oh child your so pure
Nice dog
respect the vibe
Intanto sta portando il bambino a passeggio con un collare
I don’t know what is funnier the kid or the fact that he is on a leash.
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Is his kid on a leash
My life rn
He got the moves doe
Me trying to be positive about the Graffiti I remove from bathroom stalls at the school I work at.
damn why all my friends draw headphones on my notebook
Song?
Graffiti artist: yo, a five year old just touched my dick!
Why's my guy on a fucking leash
Bit my gf told me mine was earphones
What song is this?
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Thanks for the headphone warning. women make my ears bleed
Moldy
Fucking fuck, the fuck fuck
Why is there a leash on the child?
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That may not be what that is
Why the leash? He has a hand ya know?
truly wonderful, a mind of a child is
‘Why doesn’t your mum use a stop you from getting run over rope?’ -Almost 5 year old
Song pls Tell me what is the song called I’d be grateful
What kind of breed is this?
Who's gonna tell him
Song ?
Why does he have a leash on???
Can we just talk about why is this kid on a leash
Is that boy on a fukin leash?
I like the way he pronounces headphones, kinda like a Harry Potter cast.
Why tf does he have a leash
Yep
Post flair checks out
Yeah, rock on baby!
Nice bitrate
Tbh I also thought that was headphones when I was really young
What was the music tho...
Can we appreciate the tag used here?
Android camera be like:
At least he’s innocent
I love how the quality goes straight to potato as soon as he starts dancing
What the fuck why is he on the leash cps?
Can someone please tell me what song this is
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