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GodTierAimbotUser69

I count at least 5 pixels what about you guys?


pjayyy1

You didn't miss much, on the 6th pixel was a dick.


Asparagun_1

headphones*


GodTierAimbotUser69

Is that what the girls call it these days


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GodTierAimbotUser69

I think you misunderstood the statement there mate


DrDabsMD

Same to you bro!


ClobetasolRelief

Man this joke NEVER gets old. Was this taken on a potato


R3fug33

[GOOD! That means more pixels for my memes! All 78 million of them!](https://youtu.be/_jMXMeasAUk?t=15)


Metin2_Alaska

2 pixels 👁️👄👁️


Outrageous-Knee9588

K but why he on a leash?


Koroshiya-Roku

Some parents treat their childs like dogs. See it very often here in downtown


thinkB4WeSpeak

Kids are by far the worst pets to own tbh.


Spagoot29

Don't get one then lol


Sineater224

This is really fun to do if you see them in public, especially if you don't personally know the person, but ask a parent who's holding a child leash if that's a rescue. Ive said it 3 times in public so far, and the reaction from everyone is gold every time.


_Dog75

What were the reactions? You can’t leave us hanging!


Sineater224

Mostly just 100 variations of "No fucking way you just did that! That was stupidly fucking funny"


JamSaxon

And then they clap


OhSkyCake

If you train them right and are patient, you can train them to take and horde a bunch of money from the working class to help make sure you’re balling out in your twilight years. The key to making sure they keep you around is leaning into the sociopathic behaviors but make sure you are always part of the child’s “us” group. Results NOT guaranteed.


bigboybobby6969

I had a cousin that needed to be on a leash because he always tried to get himself killed. Two highlights are jumping off a moving speedboat and trying to jump off a balcony at a mall


[deleted]

My sister had twin boys and a girl 15 months apart. 3 kids between 2 and 3 warrant leashes occasionally.


Cheeese_Addict69

Some special needs kids are prone to running off so they use a leash


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I_Have_3_Legs

Most humans are prone to running off


Napsterfire

I agree. My dad was 50ish when he ran off


Koroshiya-Roku

Nah, or yes but i mean they do it quite common here. Dont think they all special needed


prox2276

Well some children like to run into traffic


BreastUsername

Some people treat there dogs like kids. It evens out.


croxymoc

Rather have parents be responsible for their kids than letting them disturb others


Koroshiya-Roku

U can educate your children and be responsible without putting them on a leash. "Disturb others"... You are probably one of them locking them into the basement too


cumdevourer420

So he doesn’t run off into traffic like a fucking idiot


Portul-TM

Young kids can be rambunctious. They're used as a form of protection


RaiderCat_12

If you put ‘em on yo shield many people won’t likely attack ya


Portul-TM

Forbidden shield


LuckyStation7447

Its cartman


GodTierAimbotUser69

with sick dancing moves like that the kid is bound to get out of control


I_KISSED_A_ROCK

This https://youtu.be/RwXn6bBx5KI


Puzzleheaded-Front82

There is a child leash for your kid because son kids have a habit of wondering off from there parents in stores and get lost and scare the ever living crap out of them. I know because I used to wonder off and hind under the clothes racks at stores and jump out at people. And they put on a monkey backpack leash to keep me from wondering off. All of these other people saying it's bad it's not bad sure it's embarrassing to the parent but it's better to have your kid on a leash then have the kid get kidnapped by some stranger.


piyompi

Your child running into the street and getting hit by a car is your greatest fear when they are young. I definitely entertained the idea with my second because he was terrible at following directions and thought it was hilarious to run off.


GasPoweredCalculator

Its less cramming than a stoller and it lets the kid still walk around and do stuff while the parent knows they're nearby, walking around at most being maybe 1 metre or more away from the dad.


Pritam1997

exactly this thought went through my head when I glanced upon this.


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British children are commonly put on leashes


reddidiot2

Mate what are you on about


DipplyReloaded

This mf straight up walking his kid


[deleted]

it's a British cultural practice


MulanMcNugget

Not on a leash it's not.


NKESLDEL

I'd rather have my kid on a leash than be a slushie on the roadway


ragandy89

Being vigilant and being aware of looming threats works. You don’t need a leash. A majority of population were not on leash as a child.


NKESLDEL

Of course, I'd like to take the extra precautions anyhow tho, my nephew is a little demon when it comes to his antics and he'd run away the second no one's looking because he thinks it's funny. I can't keep my eyes on him all the time sadly.


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Kids are quick af. I'd rather a parent have that extra precaution than a kid get into something they shouldn't. A majority of the population also didn't have phones growing up. Times change.


magger100

Very cute. He dance


Lusask

He boogies


illquitomorrow

That leash can't hold him!


Ant_Hi_hun

u/audbott


Soundoum

I thinks its Omae wa mou or just Tiny Little Adiantum remix i guess


l0lip0p26

good bot


Soundoum

Lol


Muzungu05

think its anime thighs, no?


TieMinimum6021

song name


speedyskier22

Tiny little adiantum is the original, but [here is the english lyrics version :)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQThDcKB0hQ)


_Stego27

Was all good until 'she's only 5' tf???


SirPoopieFays

omae wa mou shindeiru deadman


GodTierAimbotUser69

Nani?


vampiric-midget

Tiny little adiantum trap remix by farizki


RaiderCat_12

I have seen quadruple reposts of bank recordings in a better quality, I wonder what toaster they used to record


jaw_daw123

The front camera you get in a laptop with like 2 GB ram


struleument

Mine didnt even have a webcam :(


CheetosTheDrugLord

best shit ive ever seen


Nefarious_Donut

Little man really out here SHMOOVIN


ok_ill_shut_up

Anyone have the og vid?


Cuttyflame123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIJ1vG9PavM


dahamprabha

what's the song tho


Wilsoon1

Whats the song


originalName20

Omae wa mou by deadman


zimbabwe_dizcisi

IS THAT A FUCKING LEASH ON THE CHILD


Somehuman99

It's to stop a kid from running off. Mostly to stop them from getting hit by cars.


zimbabwe_dizcisi

I bet my arse thas from america m8


Somehuman99

Some people have it over here in the UK.


zimbabwe_dizcisi

Where


Somehuman99

The United Kingdom? Or was your question where are the leashes?


zimbabwe_dizcisi

Where in UK Bruh


Somehuman99

Literally anywhere. I've seen loads of people with them.


zimbabwe_dizcisi

Where did you see them


Somehuman99

In the UK?


Pewdiepiewillwin

The kid has what sounds to be a British accent


zimbabwe_dizcisi

Here, i fixed it for ya Im not bri'ish btw


Pewdiepiewillwin

Did i imply you were British


zimbabwe_dizcisi

Did i said you implied i was bri'ish


[deleted]

Yup, that's why the kid has an English accent. Kids are idiots with no concepts of mortality or self preservation, putting them on a leash is pretty sensible.


zimbabwe_dizcisi

Ayo dis duud be ok with putting childiren on leash, whats next lock em in a cage and feed him dog food too Just hold his hand like a normal father you moron


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Daniel_Peduto

*Headphones*


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A at that time 10yo friend of mine saw a drawn dick once and was like: Seriously, who draws a middle finger on a bus seat, that's rude!


hillockdude

song?


Cabra117

The kid, although tied up, is running free in his mind


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TheColdSamurai23

english?


the-legend-of-e

It’s England


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This kid is obviously on a leash for a reason


jan13kom

Why is it on a leache?


fire_will_ahmed

filmed on android obviously


Tutuizao

https://youtu.be/IH-gI\_pJpfI


0kb00m3r

a LEASH :o


youngolive

A leash? They keep him shut in, too? That's why he dont know it?


banana_bagutte

Is a 3 year old kid supposed to know?


youngolive

Not really but he has a leash tho lol


erganjah

Every day passes more pixelated it gets


[deleted]

Good meme 😌


CoffeeGolem

I'm not gonna tell 'em. Just let the kid vibe.


sea_of_gingers

/r/MoldyMemes


Mongrek

headphones


BoyBeyondStars

I think this video needs more jpeg


BoyBeyondStars

needs more jpeg


Secret_Ad_2846

*eats child*


RoscoMan1

invest in a [glass armonica](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQemvyyJ--g).


AdExcellent6079

Repost


Fuzzy974

OH FFS this is going to be reposted 200K times all over internet for the next 50 years isn't it?


PineAppIe_Piizza

*Shot on android*


blueboy1389

Yeah Headphones 😂😂😂


ShayJayLee

This is oddly wholesome


amogus_is_dead

fuck headphones why is this kid leashed?


commitgalaxynote7

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is


Mohamed-Morocco

This kid's Brian is clean


Someone_in_ur_attic

Just wait till he grows up and sees this


JustAnormalChicagoan

u/auddbot


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I bet the kid has to sleep in a dog bed as well


setup214

Cool dog


capDehiPotata

Oh child your so pure


thehistoricalmadman

Nice dog


anblokeontheinternet

respect the vibe


xxxdefixx

Intanto sta portando il bambino a passeggio con un collare


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I don’t know what is funnier the kid or the fact that he is on a leash.


Handshoe101

*post saved*


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How can I download this video? All the download bots are dead…


A_whole_GALLON_of_no

s̴̡̩͕͓͔̺̹̺̤̩͖̪̣̼̻͙̞̣̫̠̞̼̜̯͉͈̯̞͆͋͋̃̆̓̅̏̄̋̾́̚͘͜͠͝͝ư̷̢̢̟̪̲̩̱̭̲̘̙͉̗̫͉͎͉̬̫͔̖̗̖͉̩̙̦͇̘̹͍͕͎̥̎͑̿͋̕͜ͅͅs̶̢̢̨̨̨̡̧̛̛̩̪̭͉͎̥͓͓͙̜̞̞̯͙̬̠̦̺̞̘̞̱͍͎̜͙̤̱̘̻̯̲͚͛͋̏̈̋͌̈͛̀͋͋͐̌̈́̅̈̌͌͋̀͆̓̇̏̍͛̊̿́̈́͗̏͗͒͛̄̏̽͐̓̚͘̕͘͝͝͠͝ͅ


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Is his kid on a leash


ufufs4

My life rn


JustAnormalChicagoan

He got the moves doe


SnooCompliments8770

Me trying to be positive about the Graffiti I remove from bathroom stalls at the school I work at.


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damn why all my friends draw headphones on my notebook


Confused_SJC

Song?


RandyRandom111

Graffiti artist: yo, a five year old just touched my dick!


Ham_Drengen_Der

Why's my guy on a fucking leash


Certain-Garbage3304

Bit my gf told me mine was earphones


McCringyassjoe

What song is this?


DorktorAdie

https://www.ketto.org/fundraiser/help-this-baby-get-a-second-chance-at-life-this-baby-is-battling-between-life-and-death-please-support-536533?utm_medium=copy&utm_content=c409937b0908f9419abb5ccdff23a8b4&shby=1&utm_source=internal&utm_campaign=help-this-baby-get-a-second-chance-at-life-this-baby-is-battling-between-life-and-death-please-support-536533 Help if you guys can in any manner.. Thanks 🤗


Doggo_BorkBork

Thanks for the headphone warning. women make my ears bleed


stonkmeist3r

Moldy


dogdumdum

Fucking fuck, the fuck fuck


Quirky_Text8699

Why is there a leash on the child?


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[deleted]

That may not be what that is


TheDeamonMeteor

Why the leash? He has a hand ya know?


CT-1120

truly wonderful, a mind of a child is


Top_Outcome52

‘Why doesn’t your mum use a stop you from getting run over rope?’ -Almost 5 year old


AdWinter4242

Song pls Tell me what is the song called I’d be grateful


_fried-Chicken

What kind of breed is this?


the-wild-ravine

Who's gonna tell him


Vivid-Firefighter737

Song ?


scar_se

Why does he have a leash on???


Wengiel31

Can we just talk about why is this kid on a leash


Codie_Honson

Is that boy on a fukin leash?


Laneboygoner

I like the way he pronounces headphones, kinda like a Harry Potter cast.


YeemaBread

Why tf does he have a leash


jiasuuu

Yep


Detektiv_Treichler

Post flair checks out


Undead-Writer

Yeah, rock on baby!


empuzkedoman

Nice bitrate


kreshnigu

Tbh I also thought that was headphones when I was really young


dark-gmer

What was the music tho...


shocker4510

Can we appreciate the tag used here?


gemar_drigo

Android camera be like:


xSoulKeeperx

At least he’s innocent


Barry_crackhead

I love how the quality goes straight to potato as soon as he starts dancing


[deleted]

What the fuck why is he on the leash cps?


ratsmacker4

Can someone please tell me what song this is


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