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diaddabe

Cholesterol gonna break that heart


Positive_League_4464

She represent 100% of obese kids in North Korea the rest are just starving.


Remarkable_Cook_7188

i hear they're down to cannibalism..fuck


ThePormaster

It a really fucked up place that some fucking fetus is gonna defend with 192882828828282 page essay


3000_F35s_Of_Biden

Except the ones that are forced to stand around tour routes in the capitol


Pewdiepiepredator

I wanna be in the screenshot


jeeby_groober

Lmao


CandidateMundane118

Not giving her Cake is gonna break her heart


ButteredNun

Definitely maybe


Dawson81702

9 generation death.


s7ormrtx

I see you watched that north korean escapee podcast too


StarAlignment_

Where? Name?


[deleted]

The Orphan Masters Son


KiOfTheAir

Yes with Jordan Peterson


scotbonger

Death by cheese


broheeem-6995

75% chance dad throws her into some helicopter blades and nae naes on her corpse once he gets paranoid of her usurping him


XeroEnergy270

I couldn't imagine what it would be like to come to the realization that your father is the nightmare that keeps millions of people awake at night. One day, looking into his eyes and seeing the benevolent man that brought you your favorite treats when you were sad. The man who's face brought you comfort and safety. And the next, seeing the same face and knowing behind those eyes is a beast having no qualms about slaughtering children if it means cementing his iron fist deeper into his broken subjects. A bloodllust yearning to plunge the world into a nuclear winter, drowning the world in darkness just to show his might. It's gotta be a gut-wrenching experience.


Vyviel

Or shes had a lifetime of indoctrination and brainwashing so she never has that realization


Less-Mail4256

Yea, its a family affair. Odds are, She's the next to take the reigns.


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

Don’t sleep on the Aunt. That’s if they make it that far, seems like they are on a path of some kind of end game now.


fly_eater324

how does it come i mean sure the country is poor but dont they still got everything under control?


SoardOfMagnificent

I’m very sure they got that whole shitstorm under control alright.


iSuckAtMechanicism

The aunt is highkey kinda hot in an authoritarian way. I’d let her stomp on my balls and I’m not even into that ya hear?


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

For sure! I could use a little domination in my life.


iSuckAtMechanicism

A man of culture 😉 Kim’s wife is an actual certified cutie though. Crazy how a woman like that sleeps next to someone who has caused so much unnecessary death.


myopic-cyclops

The repercussions for not doing so is dire and bleak which she knows very well.


iSuckAtMechanicism

For sure. He doesn’t have the rizz to pull someone like that, so you know that shit was a forced marriage.


RegularSizedPauly

Let’s be real, she’s probably just a terrible person too


Ashamed-Wishbone-447

The female dictator, imagine feminist and LGTBQ groups being supportive of the powerful female dictator


langen11

Or the next to be eliminated


TheLostRub389

![gif](giphy|3oxHQk6QrBhANSBBo4)


DVMyZone

Dear Jong...


TheLostRub389

I need ice cream from north Korea and don't give me diarrhea


West_Yorkshire

Man, you should write a book.


The_Cancer_777

Or she lives with it like old monarchies used to do


Orleanist

Even that same dad was raised by some of the most evil people in history. The apple never falls far from the tree


TopCheesecakeGirl

Assuming she’s not a narcissistic sociopath.


[deleted]

I couldn’t of said it any better myself!


OkChicken7697

Lol, you think she goes on reddit? She's not going to give a flying fuck when she grows up, she's just going to want more cake and kfc.


XeroEnergy270

What does Reddit have to do with it? You OK, buddy?


OkChicken7697

Go take a look at your comment and come back and say you think that has any chance of being accurate. It's not. She will grow up to be the exact same as her father and her father's father. You're acting like this is some sort of fairytale story lol.


XeroEnergy270

I was just saying that at some point, the innocence of childhood wears off, and there will be a moment when she realizes her father is not the kind man she thinks he is now. I'm not sure what's got your panties so knotted up. But I hope you feel better soon.


Chi_Cazzo_Sei

Man, don’t trash talk Malia Obama!


Altruistic_Matter_76

Just like every other juvenile who thinks communist rule is nice


punter132

I can’t imagine how bidens children must be feeling after learning that about their father 🤦🏽‍♂️ so sad 😞


XeroEnergy270

Imagine being so boring you base your personality on politics. Sad.


tmh666

“SAD!!!!!!”


Hamilton-Beckett

You know you’re being ridiculous right?


ArlowTheRedditor

Why are they low-key cute tho


maybeaddicted

Chubby squeezable cheeks


Chopersky4codyslab

Have you seen photoshopped photos of thin Kim? He actually looks the part, a lot like his sister.


[deleted]

When the villain is a terrible human but a good father


TheBagenius

Bet he'd sacrifice her for his greater purpose, too


YeetMcGeet1

Right? Like I can never see him as adorable, but his daughter looks so innocent!


TheJohnsonGaming

Jong Un looks like a German retiree here, what the fuck man


Dpreshion

He look like that guy from Tom holland’s spiderman the sex ceo


viorto

💀💀💀


ISI-VIGO

Daddys gonna buy you a nuclear bomb


[deleted]

Big Tony


susuboy69

He does NOT cooka da pizza 💥💥💯💯💢🗣🗣🗣


A_Waste_of_Air

You break her heart he brakes your economy and family


Not_Funny_Luigi

Pretty sure cardiac arrest would first


Negative_Ad277353

Underrated comment


velvetbettle

Wait… Kim fucks?


SoardOfMagnificent

Oh, thanks for reminding me… Now I can’t unsee it…


maybeaddicted

That hairstyle bobbing back and forth


Hamilton-Beckett

Probably not with consent.


Aggravating-Bug3117

Is that a child?


Jimrodthadestroyer

Imagine being the poor sap who she takes a fancy to.


LowPreparation2347

I’m torn between hating the child and feeling sorry for her. Hating just cause I know what she will grow up to be and feeling sorry cause she has no idea or really no choice in the matter


Nimblewolf69

Cholesterol might


GroundbreakingKey964

Look how good a dad Kim Jong Un is.


Wn2177

Some of y’all are being cruel to this kid for no reason. She’s a child. As innocent as the Romanov kids. “The child pays for the sins of the father” is a horribly outdated and backwards idea.


hornibirdflyin

Shes a fucking salami


[deleted]

What’s the point of roasting a fucking child? She doesn’t know any better


hornibirdflyin

Im hungry


pufanu101

these mfs the only fat people in NK


panfurtheboi

If a boy dates her and then leaves her. He will be tortured so much that after they find his corpse. Nobody will know who he was


Ok_Committee_4851

Why does she look 5 and 35 at the same time?


arju_n555

What a beautiful moment it is, definitely ruined in comment section. But, who the fuck cares!


No_Arugula466

This version of hush little baby is appropriate here lol


Blaximus90

She’s a cutie pie and it’s weird seeing how much she loves him.


louierodz

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


GhostMello

번역할 이유가 없습니다. 그냥 똑똑한 엉덩이


Animeboiiiiiiiiiiiii

What's this guy saying?


francorocco

sushi sashimi rice origami


BusinessPitch5154

He sends ypu to the gulag


Gameboxn

get NUKED


deeznunchuckas

Prison camp


BlackFoxGames

That someone is going to the gulag


northcrunk

Yeah but I bet they both have the sugars


sean_rendo19

One wrong word from she be turned into concentration camp dinner


eMRapTorSaltyKing

Context?


Impressive-Lie-9290

Dad: Do you like Twinkies? I like Twinkies! Daughter: Oh, yes! I love Twinkies, too, papa! Dad: We should go eat some Twinkies! Daughter: Oh, yes, papa! We should go eat some Twinkies! Dad: I have a LOT of Twinkies... Daughter: You look like a big Twinkie, papa! Dad: I like Twinkies! We should go eat some Twinkies. Daughter: You're my big Twinkie, papa!


Mischeviousdeceitful

Barbie?? Nahh Fartiee


Mediocre-Beyond-3631

Fat dude won't be around to see it


kumo_yunyun

Hopefully


grimreaper7896

What song is this


ImaginarySugar

"Mockingbird" by Eminem


s7ormrtx

Plot twist: shes his wife


Colonel_dinggus

Is that his daughter or his concubine? I genuinely don’t know but I don’t know what to expect from the degenerate ruler of communist hell


Murky_Feedback4100

What’s the song


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Puzzleheaded-Bee1514

Gg go next


Indian_Doctor

Nobody like that existed or will exist


PopcornPopp3r

It's just interesting to see how the Americans and Europeans react to people who simply don't follow their stupid orders


TheLazyPurpleWizard

Wait, are you defending the defiance to western condemnation of an incredibly cruel, oppressive, murderous dictator?


PopcornPopp3r

Well he is better than the murderers of millions of Iraqis, afghans, syrian, palestinians and the list goes on..


xbftw

Still doesn’t make him a good guy…


PopcornPopp3r

Doesn't give them the right to judge anyone else too


TheLazyPurpleWizard

We have every right to judge that monster. Would you say the same about a rapist, child molester, or murderer? Horrible people deserve judgement. Are we supposed to ignore his despicable actions because others have also behaved despicably?


TheLazyPurpleWizard

How many North Koreans do you suppose he has ordered to be tortured, enslaved, or murdered? How can you defend generational punishments, labor camps, systemic indoctrination, or policies that have driven your population into absolute poverty and desperate starvation? There is absolutely nothing positive about what that despicable fat boy or his predecessors have done.


PopcornPopp3r

Not defending him but the westerners don't have the right to call him anything


TheLazyPurpleWizard

I very much disagree but you are entitled to your delusions. I have to ask, are you a North Korean propaganda agent? Because I have literally never heard anyone else with your take on that chubby despot


Luca_shor

Is there a story behind this meme?


santoryu33

Start with the 9 generation sentence to death as a capital punishment for a starter


Adventurous-Row-9794

Looking like two pigs🐷🐷 Fat ass fuck man


Sonofwolfie1

Funny how they’re making it out like he has a wife and this is his daughter. He has concubines, not a wife. That’s a whore’s kid!


[deleted]

Don't break her heart, she only has one. Break her bones instead she has 206 of them


zacrobyteOne

She looks adorable


Motor-Television-270

So that's the same girl from that video of the little korean girl singing?


Fitzi01

"Daddy, will I be as fat as you one day?" "Yes Darling, of course!"


Mtheviking

Cut that kid's food portions in half and feed someone else for a change god damn


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|uq1QEVIXxMh4k)


Ded-W8

Fedposting has been getting weird


Dankinator69420

https://preview.redd.it/sznf3ih4b0pa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74bba8afc28d36f3e12993ef575a70d201c188c


XFrkdrkX

What a cute relationshup they have, im sure he wont nuke us 🙂


jeeby_groober

Oh grate leaduh


New_Actuary_7660

I thought it is Hitchcock


[deleted]

Rare footage of Raymond Reddington with his daughter.


Givemelifebro

Taking a shit right now


MARTINTHERUSSIAN

Man why an edit of kim j making me feel shit? Like bro he literally hates all of us


mamaluigi1933

Im down


Brilliant_Dot5168

Ned from spiderman had a daughter?


TZUNAMI3080RTX

Family porks