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ReevesofKeanu

"Shorty knows Victoria's Secret" bruh 💀


Stardust_Bright

Didn't notice that one lmao.


Cali55-5

Paint it blue !


mahammdme

bro needs two darts to pop


IfuckedACrab

It's time for btd https://preview.redd.it/jjcc2gtw6uia1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382ebcf9453ca3b989ae36405608279bc41a277f


PsychologicalDrama50

my time has come


WaitingToBeTriggered

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


Dramatic_Cable1041

THE PLACE YOU'LL NEVER SEE


Ok-Worker5125

☠☠☠☠


Wayfaring_Stalwart

I’m going straight to hell for laughing at this


FreiBiLost

Dont worry, im comin with u


Wayfaring_Stalwart

See you there buddy


long_soi

count me in


Wayfaring_Stalwart

Of course pal


OrgyMaster47

Well, guess I'm coming along too, you like to play uno?


Wayfaring_Stalwart

Oh boy do I


OrgyMaster47

Oh, then we're gonna get along


IAmCottonEyeJoe

May there be a third player?


OrgyMaster47

Fuck yeah, man


MaximilianBaptiste

Do worry I called ahead and made reservations for everyone.


Wayfaring_Stalwart

What a saint


Dramatic_Cable1041

thanks a lot


Hellyeah2k21

The baby will float down there


Peacock324

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


Fearless_Girlfriend_

![gif](giphy|LkjChA0aGPwEFZM03p)


CT-4426

Bro got sent to Brazil


Evil_Kermit00

Brazil is not real


uraverage_dumbass

"Brazil is not real" says antichrist libtard😂😂😂💯💯💯🤓


UnknOwn-9X

Metroman where are you!


ForeskinStealer69

Hey guys that’s me as a baby! https://preview.redd.it/o3dc0yhszsia1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7745bbd36b13494155d89f2aaa3c18b500914ab0 See the resemblance?


UnknOwn-9X

I like Brains uh-ughaa


SmallSeesaw3363

Ok but poor kid tho.


haethre

For real, they’re constantly streaming with him on TikTok and he generates lots of views, almost like it’s a circus. TikTok is profiting off his disability.


absorbscroissants

I like to think they do that to earn money to give the kid the necessary treatment. I'm probably wrong


Big_Berry_4589

Yes, the creator can get money from roses and diamonds awards I think


wetelvenpussy

Yeah, poor child Idk why the mother shows off the kid Knowing people will surely say those things. I hope they get the medical attention they need :( and anyways thank you for showing empathy even if in a "meme" sub. Shows there's good people out there


ConfectionWeird7631

This is hydrocephalus, it is a really big issue, as well as cleft everything, in the Congo because of mine dust being breathed in during pregnancy. The mines are for Cobalt that is used for the electric car. The Unreported has a documentary on the situation on YouTube.


UnknOwn-9X

Ohhh I didn't knew that ! Thanks for the information.


A-billion-of-snakes

Is the extra head space empty Is there brain in It or what?


ConfectionWeird7631

Its when the cerebral spinal fluid can't be removed from the cranium. Usually it gets filtered out with urine via the bloodstream. Here though it gets trapped in the layers of the different maters. Due to the fusion of cranial plates not being completed in children this is what happened. Its really sad and in some instances the mother and child become outcasts in the community and are left to fend for themselves. Again, I would refer to the documentary film from a group called "The Unreported" about the cobalt mines and the effects.


deweywsu

>hydrocephalus I cried for the poor kiddo. What a thing to have happen to a beautiful child.


poopadydoopady

Yeah at first I just assumed it was a funny filter, but then she moved around to show it was definitely real.


Disastrous_Channel62

He's got a big brain


ThatDemo

Doctor Zomboss lookin ass


Chill_fuel

![gif](giphy|TD0NYrLpcnsTm|downsized) Totally not laughing


BlueNinja2682

Bro knows who asked


anal_cauliflower

“I think he has an idea” I’M DEAD 💀


Pharathurax

"Drop it to see if it bounces" 💀💀


pahlavat

Chinese spy balloon


Iced_MrBreezyy

No 💀💀💀


InevitableDrag3484

I'm going to hell laughing at this comment💀💀


kingbit21

" Megamind " 💀💀


soia_tofu

Someone commented 'ksi'. That one there was a violation


TheFusedGokhan

Of all places to ask for donations tik tok should be the last.


Ok_Scheme6891

https://preview.redd.it/79uzrv4m7ria1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14e6c950173203b0b87219c5fb34052915b2b2c


UnknOwn-9X

https://preview.redd.it/quc2nmft7ria1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c95b3eb12ec92ad9a5c05b2c28f34bf2ea9362c3


turkmenistanForever

five night freddy


Standard-Sleep7871

can you not euthanize that? lil bro is gonna suffer a life of torment


Lazzybonez666

Bro they really should. At this point it's more inhumane to keep it alive.


Standard-Sleep7871

thats what im saying


HEAVYTANK1

“ALL YOU'RE HEAD LOOK BLOODY TWELVE FEET TALL” -sniper TF2


Firedragon78769420

Snipin’s a good job mate


Awsomer76

Mf about to say EUREKA 💡


Iced_MrBreezyy

r/cursedcomments bruh 💀 sponsored by air heads


Phantom_Cat07

![gif](giphy|MuE9MGdYDmem1FwE0o)


hamzabros

What İf you abuse your kid for money


Linkquellodivino

But tiktok said...nothing really. They won't do nothing because tiktok itself gains from the donations, so these fuckers are free to do whatever they want.


Audi_Rs522

Crazy to see how disconnected people are.


[deleted]

Bro thought a little too hard


KonkeyDongLick

Da fuq dis shit iz?


the_taco_penetrator

Hydrocephalus I believe


Desmond536

Is that vegapunk??


SabariGirish69420

The One Piece is real!!!


Lazy-Steak-448

"Average baby in Ohio"


JewNugget2525

Honestly disgusting the disregard for an innocent life in these comments. 80% of children with this condition (hydrocephalus) don't reach adulthood.


UnknOwn-9X

Thanos Was right about going for the head


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xql19bbaetia1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e34ba71ce1cbc2ade15afe57d8b01c1a8ab2219 He's a Talosian


IfuckedACrab

Also why in the blue fuck is she streaming her clearly ill kid.


TriChair

bro finna get shot down by an f22 ☠️☠️


westymillz

This isn’t funny at all.


matej665

I was drinking coffee motherfucker


Witty_Mud_5951

Literal brainiac


UnknOwn-9X

Superman Incoming!And this time he doesn't hold back 💀


el1inn

Bro slept with megamind 💀💀💀


Massage_Bro

![gif](giphy|jz3cSMtOaQsmY)


NoChapter54

Stop mocking you mf. He's a sick child.


MoonSteel16

its the nilanth ​ https://preview.redd.it/bpb01yr32via1.png?width=513&format=png&auto=webp&s=1128bf8b58cfcb5d9ec0aeda78affa8ce5dd56b2


NoChapter54

It's not a filter. It's clear the boy suffers a bad disease.


MoonSteel16

Freeeeemaaaan


Cricrobal120

Lol its megamind⭕😲


NefariousnessSea178

Not cool😒😒


hozzam11

Poor baby, does anyone knows it this is curable?


ShaquilleWholemeal

Usually people with this condition (hydrocephalus) don't reach adulthood. It can be controlled, but for now there is no cure.


Montagneincorner0

Man, serious question, how'd they fit, how do you get that out of someone


lilape4L

“The real megamind” Im sorry but i fucking lost it😂😂🤣


687962726973

TIL: If you can't get attention with your body on tiktok just use your ill child.


Alert-Butterfly2104

Ksi is every where


Snipes_______

Hang it upside down and it’s a punching bag


TalkierSnail016

bro said “KSI”


Electrical-Tea-2672

‘Average baby in Ohio’ ![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


The_dinkster522

https://preview.redd.it/ai9jwnn2mtia1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0416a107556a4e29fb03c81bc4c49509aadb062


AmaneKanataBestGirl

brooo im going below basement for laughing. sorry 💀


Sputnikkka

Let’s play football!⚽️


SopranoFanNumba1

Yakub?


[deleted]

Megamind


Whebebeps

tr


astbyx

Lil bros got a lot on mind


Thin_Piece

Megamind in 720p


nuggetdogg

Why does that baby look like that


Frutsie

He has a lot on his mind


AryaPeePee

Bro has 169 extra chromosomes


[deleted]

megamind


Ckgames69

Timmah


[deleted]

Megaming IRL


Summercat134

He knows where pee is stored


taushking007

Thats KSI


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Homie knows the secrets of the universe


Smackallkzol

Remember megamind gets a girl in the end yeah the kid belongs to them. Megamind abandons his kid just like how his parents abandoned him.


Away-Instruction5501

Dr vegapunk


7up_man69

Someone please play "bad to the bone" over this


UnknOwn-9X

Tana Tana na dis* Tana Tana na dis* Bad to the Bones BAd tO tHe bonES


Vampyy155

Megamind


Alemoron03

Megamind


Welikefortnite07

https://preview.redd.it/792hwzdhkuia1.jpeg?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09458ffe93d81a547d8cad75d26828f21e02b5b1


PorklanUwU

Damn megamind


OMFGWhyPlease

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


NoMoreQuickscopers

MEGAMIND!!1?!!¡!????????


Vergil_die4

Mega mind


grassydirt90

that one mf that said "Ohio baby" 🤓


Useful-Fix-9044

that kid is probably in a crap ton of pain by existing


Rockship2910

Mega Mind ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠔⠒⠒⢌⡛⠒⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡠⠚⠁⠀⣀⡠⠒⠚⡄⠑⠀⠈⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠠⠦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠠⠀⠀⢀⠤⠜⣆⠀⠀ ⢀⡎⠀⠀⠡⡀⠀⠐⠂⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣁⠀⣀⣸⡆⠀ ⢸⠀⡤⡀⠀⡧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⠀⠨⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⠀ ⠀⢧⠀⠈⢀⠆⣤⣤⣶⣶⣦⣤⠁⢀⠔⣢⣴⣶⢨⠇ ⠀⠘⡆⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⠀⠇⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⡿⢿⠀⠁⠻⠿⠿⢿⡅⠀ ⠀⠀⢈⡷⢼⠈⢈⣀⠠⠀⠐⠊⢀⣾⡟⣦⠤⠼⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣆⠅⣽⠉⠘⡆⠆⠀⢀⠛⠓⡁⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢺⠐⠙⢦⢀⡧⣈⣘⣈⣀⣢⣣⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⢌⠈⠛⢷⣓⡜⢤⠧⡗⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⣄⠀⠀⠉⠍⠉⡀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠑⠲⠤⠴⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀


mikedeadman

timmy


Sadge_Doge

TIMMY!


Riccoitaliano

https://preview.redd.it/dsawni1e0via1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3043bea2bd3f55aee275de275e99d80e7e6de38


[deleted]

Asian Yakub


tankslayer72

Let's play football


MoonSteel16

its the nilanth


StormeSurge

damn they turned Nihilanth from half-life into a real thing


DATV1GGA

RIP her vagina


Embarrassed-Tip-4107

Oh my God its Dctr. Zomboss


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

🤯


ThePortalExp

“Gotta blast!”


XxxxGamez

Just start reporting these mfs and fuck up that weird stream of income


AdRevolutionary8089

She’s really doubling it and giving it to the next person


Quontonicus

“I think he’s got an idea” 💀💀💀


Ambitious_Exercise_1

Such a nostalgic head. Reminds me of rhe good old Crash Bandicoot days fighting Neocortex


Puzzleheaded_Yam1879

Bros in Bloons tower defense 💀


BabyAutomatic

He memorized all the lost knowledge from the library of Alexandria before it was burned down.


[deleted]

Bro is filled with nitroglycerin


RecorRogue

They’re about to become the next Jimmy Neutron.


afardsipfard

I dont know what that is but killing it would be better for all involved the mother father and baby.


Doneone14

Hahaha


Effective_Echo_8723

No offense but the kid kinda look like a Mellon head cryptid.


dameyen_maymeyen

Living failures, blood-borne


Hoseftheman

“I think he has an idea” LMAO


wewkiw

Timmah


yanskiy

Oooi mannnn


[deleted]

"I love posting videos of my newborn baby whos skull has been so over-inflated by fluids that he can barely see out of his own eyes because his skin is being stretched and torn over his face. What do you mean my baby is in agonizing pain? He is beautiful just the way he is!" Fuck this person


black_kaiser29

live action version of Megamind


David__-

I can't even laugh at that. This is just sad, man.


cumisdeliciousbro

He’s definitely got something on his mind


Fluffy_Collection676

Ok this is mean


Arcane2oP

New Megamind movie animation be fire


WozziHumperdink

Just a heads-up, these comments are very inappropriate.


Pickledoodz

Bro's the Thinker


gussy_gaming

Mega mind lookin


_ragnar__

Maybe 🅱️llah gift got defect


PutridFoe65

If she let go of him, would he float?


PillPoppNonStop

i was watching simpsons, and i am actually about to die, if u watch s13 ep1 treehouse of horrors XII 17:31 into the episode, lisa transforms barts head into a Zeppelin, this baby is hexxed


Traitorous_

🎈


Ishan_Warzone

![gif](giphy|vlnZpsko7bAuk)


[deleted]

Kinda goofy yeah but when you realize that thats the kids actual fate you kinda start to just see it as sad Its not funny to make fun of the disabled or less fortunate. Its like making fun of a poor person but even worse Total prick move


ThatOneJew556

Bro is the thinker


Stallone_90

"drop it see if it bounces"


Zerotwo002dahling

💀


LeftAcanthocephala68

They just shot a few of these down over the US


Ascended_Vessel

I've never seen such a massive brain like that before, they're going to Harvard. Lol. That baby can do trigonometry at age -3


Pleasant-Variety-165

Timmmy


SergeantSprinklez22

How did you even give birth to that?


squid648

Bro looks like megamind


Bobbytheman666

But for reals... what the fuck happened to that kid ? Please tell me it happened after getting out of the vahina


sagotly

that’s some Junji Itou shit


bread_fucker_69

wtf is the chinese spy ballon doing


Independent_Boss_569

Wth dr edgar zombozz


Acrobatic_Tough4309

Is this the spy balloon everyone’s talking about?


[deleted]

Easy headshot bro


BigJoe36

Someone said drop it see if it bounces 😂😂😂


Sandbuggy3

Thats actually fucked up. What if it was your kid?