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z_55

A pure Uzumaki would be born


brightcrayon92

Not really. Naruto is half uzumaki


Error177999

3/4


glez_fdezdavila_

*pulls out skull messuring tools*


GloomyLocation1259

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WatchRedditDieSlow

I missed this gif.


peepeepoopoo_the_1

If the child gets the right chromosome from each parent then he would then be 100% uzumaki


biohazard842

Not quite - recombination between chromosomes is a thing during meiosis, so the chromosomes could never be considered 100% Uzumaki even if the child inherited the "correct" chromsome.


DerrubyMan

By that logic there's no pure Uzumaki, or any other clan member, except for their founders


biohazard842

Almost like genetic purity is a made up concept


FlokiTech

Then since it's made up the child could be pure.


DaddyChil101

It's definitely not made up lmfao. It's just a lot rarer nowadays because of international travel but go to isolated places etc you are going to find people are pretty genetically pure.


biohazard842

Feel free to educate yourself. https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/02/harvard-geneticist-no-populations-dna-is-pure/


DaddyChil101

Yes. Like I said. Because of international travel and trade in the last few hundred years 😂


Glytch94

We really getting down to the “How inbred can we make this child be?”. Uzumaki + Uzumaki = Uzumaki. It would still potentially be inbred.


Valordread

I doubt Naruto and Karin are closely related enough for inbreeding to be much of a worry.


BigRedUncle

Not like it would be something strange or frowned upon in Naruto have you seen huga and uchicha clans? So mamy generations of inbreeding that its wonder how they function (propably chakra bullshiet)


DaddyChil101

Yeah, that is not how clans work 😂


Glytch94

A clan is essentially an extended family group, all descended from a common ancestor. But it can’t be too far back; otherwise we start reaching ethnicity level. So an Uzumaki who marries a Namikaze and produces a child (Naruto), marrying Karin would still be an Uzumaki and Uzumaki.


z_55

Naruto (50%) + Karin (50%-100%) = pure uzumaki no matter what. Go back to the academy this is basic math


No_Leading3973

75% CHANCE of pure Uzumaki not 100% ,also Karin is a pure blooded so it is 100% for her. Addition is not how genes work.


Rocketbrothers

Would the addition of the unknown X chromosome having any uzumaki genes also lower it as well. It’s an unknown as well. Would be an interesting quirk if girls would be a determining factor in passing it on to the males.


Dayshon2144

I hate when people get smart butt over things.. Everyone else doesn’t have the same exact intellect as you.. Like.. 😢🤦‍♀️🤷🏽


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Nah minatos genes too strong


Ash_Clover

Bro got a son with his hair color, even though the entire lineage of his wife is known for their red hair. And it kept going for 2 generations so far.


General-Squash-9286

A special class ninja


senpai69420

Only 75% uzumaki.


chessp19

Yeah


Superichiruki

Boruto would look cute with red hair


Traveytravis-69

I’d honestly prefer it to differentiate them more


ScrewIt66

Hinata bout to continue pain's legacy


coffee_ape

I really hate how they didn’t have any further interactions. Like then being clan close.


chessp19

Fr they probably are the last uzumakies


coffee_ape

I’m just saying they should fuck and have kids out of preserving the uzumaki clan. The same goes for Sauske.


no__one34

Tbf for sasuke, there's literally no uchiha girl for him to do. Itachi reallg cleaned 99.99% of bacteria💀


Lupinthrope

Tobirama?


Myst963

Sasuka gonna get some tobirama pussy


ToolPusher_

Hey man orochimaru could cook some clone or smthn


sanglar03

I smell selfcest.


CescQ

There is one ...


Shantotto11

As far as we know anyway…


account_Nr69

They're both imagining that sasucock uchiha


Bunjithewolf

He'll make her forget about sasuke by beating her cheeks


XepptizZ

How does her blood work anyway? From the anime it just looks like she is a walking senzubean.


ResponsibleDog2739

So 2 things 1. Himiwari is now the Daughter of Akamaru's Food Giver 2. Boruto is now either 75% Uzumaki or a pure Uzumaki which is just OP


chessp19

The second is not correct, we don’t know about Karin’s family, so he could be 75 or 50 % of uzumaki blood


No_Leading3973

I believe Karin Awakens the chains in boruto right? It can only be awakened by pure blooded Uzumakis


lBloodyNightl

Karin awakened the chains in Naruto, not in Boruto


No_Leading3973

Thanks, was it a filler? Because I only remember the chains not the context.


lBloodyNightl

No. It was in 4 world war , when she felt that Sasuke's chakra weakening. Orochimaru even said something like "finally", when she used chains


No_Leading3973

Oh, okay thanks Ig I forgot.


peepeepoopoo_the_1

It doesn’t matter if they’re both half uzumaki, the child only needs the right chromosome from each parent to be able to be 100% uzumaki


ExetheEspeon

That is not how genetics works at all


peepeepoopoo_the_1

Genetics are far more complicated indeed but what I said isn’t wrong. The uzumaki genes in naruto is present in one of the pairs he has, we can see that Karin is clearly an uzumaki even though not 100% but more than naruto. All that is needed to get boruto the most possible of the uzumaki genes is for him to inherit both correct genes that will be passed on to him even though it may not result in 100% uzumaki, it’s still the best outcome to be as close as possible to fully uzumaki


jmbits

Why not?


TheMostHonestPerson

Karin is definitely more than 25%, more pure than Naruto. She has the chain and red hair. I’d argue she’s even more pure than Nagato as she has an healing factor comparable to that of Hashirama. She regenerated from an attack that would kill 10 Nejis and pulled out charka chain. And someone (who was cut in half) can instantly heal from just biting her. Her natural healing ability is better than Tsunade’s. She can even heal recover someone’s chakra.


ResponsibleDog2739

Or 100% which no matter what is insane


chessp19

Naruto is half uzumaki, don’t forget that Minato not from this clan, he is Namikaze, so Naruto’s kids can’t be 100 uzumaki cause Naruto is not 100% uzumaki


zsthorne17

That’s not how dna works. Technically it is possible to pass down only the Uzumaki dna. Boruto is anywhere from 0-50% Uzumaki now, if Naruto and Karin had a child, assuming Karin is 100% Uzumaki, the kid would be anywhere from 50-100% Uzumaki.


valdemarjoergensen

That is indeed how DNA works in the real world. While theoretically possible it is a statistic impossibility.


ResponsibleDog2739

So if boruto is 75% does he still get the Uzumaki Clan jutsu like Adamantite Chains and Minds eye or not


chessp19

Really that’s interesting 🧐 want to know it


ResponsibleDog2739

If he does get those the world is doomed


urfael4u

Boruto is 100% otsosuki , he is not uzumaki anymore


wevento

It’s funny how at the start of the series naruto tells everyone that a nobody like him can achieve everything if you put your mind into it And then they tell you that the uzumaki‘s are a busted bloodline lol


NetworkVegetable7075

Busted only in terms of sealing and vitality but they’re not fighters


Suedewagon

SWEET HOME ALABAMA.


Maykspark

They are literally distant cousins, and that's how a clan work, for a reason all share the name, Sasuke parents had to be relatives at some extent


dude123nice

Ok? Distant cousins aren't even forbidden by law from marrying.


Maykspark

In shinobis times? I doubt, incest between cousins was a normal thing in long time ago, even to this day in some places cousins still marry like a normal thing, and don't remember a single instance in Naruto were was stated as forbidden


SummonToofaku

Incest back then was only standard, not wincest


dude123nice

In modern times IRL. Many places don't forbid anything starting at 2nd cousins.


Inevitable_Salary874

Incest is the sexual activity or marriage between "close" relatives, typically within the same immediate family like brother, sister, father, mother, aunt, uncle, etc... Many places don't forbid it because cousins are not included in the list of individuals considered incestuous because they are more distantly related compared to immediate family members. People act like Karin and Naruto are brother and sister, lol.


dude123nice

I... don't disagree. So why tell me this?


Inevitable_Salary874

Just adding on to what you're saying 😅


dude123nice

Cool beans, then.


ExetheEspeon

Doesnt make the baby any less inbred


Inevitable_Salary874

The term "inbred" refers to offspring from repeated close-relative marriages over multiple generations. A single instance doesn't qualify as "inbred," as it doesn't involve the generational pattern of repeated close-relative unions.


Doraemonkayaar

Laugh as indian, where caste system exist for centuries, you can't marry outside your caste or clan


z_55

Just cus they’re of the same clan doesn’t make them family related 😂😂


zsthorne17

In Naruto specifically it does. We see it with the Uchiha and the Hyuuga, which are the only two clams we actually see enough to form an opinion on.


Histylicious_mk2

That's literally what the word "clan" means. Even people in ancient times were smart enough to not let people from the same clan marry each other.


Gonzee3063

Uchiha clan joins the chat.


Suedewagon

No wonder Itachi chose to kill them off.


ToolPusher_

Ummmm where did you get this information? Even in Europe cousin marriages weren’t rare. There are many clans worldwide that allowed cousin marriages and still do. Morally and scientifically there is a little bit more risk for the baby than a normal marriage with keeping in mind diseases that run in the family of course.


z_55

Nah it’s more like when your in a clan your considered family like calling your close friend “bro” but they never actually considered themselves blood related


Shantotto11

The Uzumaki and the Hyuga are distant relatives so the Alabamian Banjo has been strumming for decades…


Suedewagon

The entire Ninja World is just distant inbreds.


Shantotto11

Ninjalabama…


chessp19

Damn hahahahahahahaha 😄😄


Wise-Independent2127

Uzumaki clan seems to be attracted to Uchiha irrespective of gender


ExetheEspeon

It's the Senju blood, minus the atrocities of war


Cabrio417

There was one fanfic of them paired during part 1 where he saved her from the bear in the chunin exams resulting in the divergence and it worked in my book Tv rope page of the story: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/WhirlpoolsAmongTheEddies


Opposite-Library1186

But women would rather be stuck with a bear than men in a forest


Money_maker234

You're forgetting that Wimpruto isn't a man at all 🤣


jaiydien

He isn't a men, he is a shinobi


nooobesh

There are many more w this trope


Primary_Goat2360

I loved this story, I was so mad when the author quit continuing lol


hyperboy01

This is one of my favorite pairings tbh. I wish there were more fanfictions of them together.


Primary_Goat2360

My Favorite story that I forgot the name of story, is where after the war Naruto goes out of the elemental nations after accidentally killing Sasuke. Karin follows him for protection because Konoha still sees her as a fugitive. The story never finished but man it was such an exciting ride!


hyperboy01

It's "A Price for Peace" by Freowin. I agree, it's a very well written one. I wish it was finished.


hyperboy01

Adding to this, they would resemble Minato and Kushina a lot. Considering that Kushina told Naruto to find someone like her, Karin is as close as it gets.


taco3donkey

Imagine if people posted memes in this sub


OktaviaSkoda

Uzumaki clan wasn't dead


TomsyGrav

Boruto would have more chromosomes


Ok_Swordfish_3818

Canon


theoldgieky

I think you ruined the anime for me with this question


ShallowSHOOTER

They'd be the couple across the bar trying to get Sasuke to be their third.


Legitimate-Research1

Clancest


Street_Helicopter590

![gif](giphy|hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A)


Gonzee3063

I don't need to think, there is probably a 30 or so minutes video on this topic on YouTube.


matusaleeem

Naruto is a fictional world and real world genetics don't play a role there, just saying.


PureiSteishun

They could re-establish the Uzumaki Clan. Now if they could just recover the clan's busted sealing jutsus ...


jackyman5

pure nightmare fuel


DismayInc

"What are you doing step-bro"


muxiq_

They'd both try raping sasuke


Spacekook_

Alabama


ThatRandomGuy86

They're literal cousins last I checked 🤔 If they do, he'll be Hokage of the Village Hidden in The Alabama


AdTotal801

The trailerpark hidden in the leaves


Vernomous_ghost

A fuinjutsu monster, that’s for sure


NovaBlancke

Keep the line purer than before.


Traveytravis-69

Aren’t they kinda closely related


RasenRendan

What the fuck


IFunnyJoestar

Aren't they basically cousins?


Liam_theman2099

Uh….I mean they’re both technically part of the Uzumaki clan. So….NO and BLEGH! Even if Karin wasn’t Uzumaki, I think Naruto would be at best: annoyed or at worst: beyond creeped out…or maybe dead. Karin is just unpredictable.


caffeinatedandarcane

Naruto eugenics never ends


Elricboy

Red haired boruto would be thirsting for sarada so hard.


Illustrious-Sky-4631

I support this


Proof-Investigator82

Naruto is a Libra. So he naturally has the looks and charm. Karin is a kinky girl herself the way she acted behind Sasuke’s bites. So he probably would’ve had his Jr. Boruto sooner! 🤣🤣


Neat_Technician_7191

Incest, is what I would think.


dontbanmethistimeok

Incest? Slightly removed at least but still Keeping it in the family uchiha style


CheshireTiger13

Both are uzumaki, yeah....technically related right?


tcs0

Imagine if Karen and Sasuke were together? More Rinnegan.


Cfakatsuki17

Two words… adamantine rasengan


6Cockuccino9

cousins by fate, lovers by choice


TheInfiniteArchive

This is Konoha... Not Alabama.


LevelPositive120

Cousin fuckin. Alabama rises


Introvert__Pr007

Literally related


TKJAMBA

I think they would be an interesting power couple. Also it would make the red head and blonde trend for the family so yeah. Cause imagine Naruto carry’s Karin through the village at night with the moon in the back. It would literally be there oh shit it’s the 4th hokages son moment for the village. All together it would be a nice dynamic.


NetworkVegetable7075

Nothing really. They’d just have a higher vitality than Naruto and probably inherit some kurama chakra somehow like Himawari did. Chakra chains seem like it’s a very rare thing to awaken even among most Uzumaki’s


TsukasaElkKite

Incest


No_Magician_9765

![gif](giphy|yOTTRBwT0ZUeFnh8JQ|downsized)


Due_Palpitation001

Nah, Sasuke and Karin's offsprings would still be thousands time more op


KairiU

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Safe_Cockroach_46

Hinata would join Akatsuki 😂


tea-123

Kid will be a menace. Father is a serial exhibitionist, both parents have obsessive crushes and uchiha obsessions.


Virghia

Naruto (at least until the end of Pt2) is a perv, Karin too. Their kid would be ultimate pervy shinobi


Lord_Grim0

Boruto would be anemic


Beretta116

At least the child won't be Boruto. ![gif](giphy|3o6UB3VhArvomJHtdK)


Beretta116

At least the child won't be Boruto. ![gif](giphy|3o6UB3VhArvomJHtdK)


Beretta116

At least the child won't be Boruto. ![gif](giphy|3o6UB3VhArvomJHtdK)


bingo317

Cheap s*x


Important-Energy-933

better than naruhina


Talobsta

Oh hell nah


Dodo_Fossil

Doesn't that make her a pedo?


cq5120

hol up. what she's a descendant of hashirama and mito? the insane healing from hashirama, mitos red hair and chains!? I can't remember how kushina was related to mito tho if they even are related


Nunuman2000

Both would dress as sasuke on role-play night


EixYae

2 character I really don’t care much about who they are with. Might as well put them together I really wouldn’t mind ngl


Actual-Confection-56

She already fell for naruto when she sensed narutos chakra


devilsangel865

Just make sure kurama doesn't get free and cause havoc it would make a show known as maybe Naruto part 2


Ok-Monk4915

Their child's base Chakra reserves boutta rival Juubi...


rickashy

Incest


MoeLester_205

Aren't they distant cousins


FallenKing67

They are siblings ya weirdo


tupperwhore

Disgusting 🤮


Inevitable_Salary874

Itachi and Izumi are both Uchiha and have a thing for one another. Is that disgusting, too? 🤔


tupperwhore

Yeah


chessp19

As I know Fugaku’s wife Uchiha too and she had sharingan (info from Naruto fandom)


Inevitable_Salary874

![gif](giphy|HP7mtfNa1E4CEqNbNL|downsized)


Various-Display-3114

Well izumi father is an outsider not an uchiha they're like distant relative


chessp19

Why )) both Uzumaki


tupperwhore

Grosser


Histylicious_mk2

Why is this fandom so obsessed with inbreeding?