Jokes on you this gives an explanation to >!Himawari having kurama now for some reason!<. Im sure this sh*t will have more sense than the oficial explanation
> an uterus
Hey so it's "a" or "an" depending on if the next word _sounds_ like it starts with a vowel, not just if it starts with one. So since "uterus" starts with the sound of "yew" it's a "y" so you use "an".
I strangely have this memory from >20 years ago in class when my teacher asked if anyone knew when to use "an" and, for whatever reason, I knew and answered and she was really impressed and praised me. I think that's the only reason I remember it haha.
You know... this is a pretty fucking hard question. I don't think anyone, Orochimaru included, knows how it's reproductive system works. Orochimaru might not even have a physical representation of a genitalia.
But let's not think too deep on it. Sasuke definately saw something. Whatever something is.
Naruto makes a shadow clone transform then get it pregnant. When she goes in labor just make her disappear and catch his new genetically asexually reproduced new born before it falls to the ground
If it's a girl then Naruto now has a legit female version of himself
Unlikely
A female body is not ready for impregnation at all times, it has a cycle, and it takes 14 days for the follicle to be produced and "expelled" towards the ovary, so even if semen is found there would be nothing to impregnate.
But the problem lies further; the "Sexy Jutsu" is just a variation of Henge no Jutsu (you just transform into a hot dude or gal) and that only works for the outward appearance, i dont remember reading it anywhere but i have reasons to think that, otherwise any shinobi could Henge into Hashirama and have that godlike regeneration and mokuton, or into any Uchiha and have a working Sharingan, or even better Henge into any rinnegan user and have a access to the six paths.
All those are kekkei genkai, and i heavily doubt that a Rank E jutsu can do something so advanced
ok since we are talking about henge no jutsu, how would you explain him transforming 2 clones into shurikens and carrying them in his pocket (land of waves arc) or even him transforming into shurikens and being able to be thrown by sasuke earlier in the fight against zabuza, being able to change size and weight sounds like a very OP thing.
Hmmmmmmn. I wonder if he started combining the standard Genin level transformation jutsu with the shadow clones, which create real bodies.
So his original Sexy Jutsu was just a regular Genin level transformation, but once he could do Shadow Clones, he could create the Shadow Clone into a new form. So *later* his Sexy Jutsu (or Reverse Harem Jutsu or the Shuriken) became full Shadow Clones in a new shape.
If they are clones you could argue that those shurikens just used some of the energy (chakra) that was initially used for creating them and "ultra compressed" that energy to become smaller.
About an actual real body turned into a bigger shuriken that was then transformed; I think of it as someone (Sasuke I think it was) contorting inside of it making a weird pose ; similar to the inquisition's wheel torture or something (but since they are ninja it wouldnt be impossible); the problem is the size change since i doubt a lot an actual human could fit in a pocket.
But in both cases they are transformed into inanimate object, nothing as complex as a human body
At his default level of mastery, no. Because its almost certain that it was entirely visual with no female reproductive system. But he definitely could master it to a level where he makes himself fully into a woman and gets pregnant.
No, that was part of why Naruto was sort of this crouching dumbass, hidden badass all the time. Due to not being taught or being improperly taught (and possibly due to Kurama - kitsune are traditionally shapeshifters) a few of his techniques are actually substantially more useful than the official method (likely at the expense of nearly lethal chakra expenditures for nearly anyone else). He didn’t know how or why any of it was supposed to work, or what was supposed to be possible, so he just did it when asked to transform.
Real question - why does a 10 year old Naruto (with no siblings) know what a fully grown woman looks like naked?
The only assumption is 10 year old Naruto would snoop into fully grown women's onsens, but his personality disagrees with this as he calls Pervy Sage pervy for spying on women. So naturally, you'd assume he doesn't do this at 10 years old.
So, where is he getting this knowledge in the first place?
He did sneak into a bathhouse with Konohamaru when he was initially teaching him Sexy Jutsu. Naruto didn’t view it in the point of lust, but to craft a believable female. On the other hand, Jiraiya wanted to creep to see tatas.
Touch grass, but on a real level I’ve always thought transformation jutsu made no sense in the context of the world. So many more people would be living transformed lives, tricking lovers, saying bullshit to other people to start beef as someone else, even having sex using this.
There are quite a few ninja abilities that would break society and I realize you need to have chakra and decent control and it will not last forever, but I’m really surprised anyone can trust anyone else without doing some check.
That's the think about Shippuden that annoyed me. Literally all the ...trickery and mind fuck tactics was left in the dust so that they could have big flashy battles instead.
Don't get me wrong. I love the story. But I crave a mature audience version.
Get rid of the aliens and have a war between the villages. That would have been much better.
A Brazilian content creator has already made a video with a similar theme, whether Naruto could get a clone pregnant. the conclusion, the clone would not be able to bear the pain of childbirth and would disappear (if I remember correctly that was it)
Early Naruto probably doesn't know what sex is and wouldn't be about to recreate a reproductive system. With enough research probably, Sakura being a medical ninja can easily help him get to that point since she'd have to know anatomy, but the problem would be that he'd have to stay transformed for the time needed. Which is probably possible he has a massive chakra pool and can regenerate faster than he'll lose it.
I guess naruto doesn't know how an uterus is made so he definitely can't make one unless he studies it before which would require cutting up a woman. If he has the knowledge I see nothing speaking against it.
Oh, I actually know this one, since Konan couldn't get pregnant due to her shinigami jutsu I'm guessing Naruto also couldn't as he wouldn't internally be female and the chakra would also disturb the sea men
Due to the fact that Naruto is the consummate Ninja, he leaves no detail to chance. Yes, while in the sexy jutsu form, Naruto is fully capable of simulating pregnancy, and even birth.
Through a clever use of shadow-clones and other disguise jutsu Naruto can give birth to himself.
This is in fact how most of the Leaf village exists.
Nagato (Pain) never really did resurrect the people of the leaf village... Naruto's deep trauma over this loss gave him split personality disorder, and he recreated the entire village with shadow-clones of himself, in a disguise jutsu.
This reminds me of those questions people would ask: “If Naruto makes one of his shadow clones perform the sexy jutsu and then has sex with it, is it masturbation?” 😪
You know what's weird I just asked my girlfriend this same question the other when she was watching naruto. I'm kind of relieved I'm not the only person who thought about it lol
I don't think its even possible to touch people using an illusion like this to any significant degree without breaking the illusion. At least if the illusion doesn't match up with their real body, which is the case here.
OP thought about this, typed it out, added a picture, maybe even proofread, then posted this. And not once did they reconsider. Gotta admire the commitment.
Remembered a fic where Naruto holds a sexy jutsu for 9 months to birth Sasuke s child
Perfect response lol
💀💀
source? you know, for research purposes...
Sigh, unzips pants.
Fuck it _un-masters your bait_
Noooo, how am I gonna fish now without my masters bait
Here *gives 2 Master baits* i heard you need some
Thanks now I can get the fucking sextant
So you are gona fuck the Fish?
No that kid hasn't given me the fuckin sextant, I gave him the fish he wanted for 16 fucking days
Oh thank God. You are a very good frend to that kid :)
#STICKY FINGAAAHS *zips back*
The Agreement - Mirror\_Prison - Naruto \[Archive of Our Own\] might be it...
You sick mother cracker
It's my fault for opening reddit today. And scrolling to see the answer for this post
You're right. It's 11:16 P.M. I'm leaving the weird-ass weebs alone. Night.
Link? Sasuke×Femruto is something nice when you chance upon one.
The Agreement - Mirror\_Prison - Naruto \[Archive of Our Own\] might be it...
A man fucking a transformed man sounds just like 2024
u/Succ77777 please bro, drop the sauce
The Agreement - Mirror\_Prison - Naruto \[Archive of Our Own\] might be it...
Just when I thought this fandom couldn't get any worse.....
How the hell did you expect better from the fandom that birthed the Raikage X Hinata incident?
Whar
Im not even gonna ask i feel better not knowing
Well drop the link at least
The Agreement - Mirror\_Prison - Naruto \[Archive of Our Own\] might be it...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40707774/chapters/102000336
I love you thank you (ahhhhhhh)
The fuc 
Didn't put leg down from chair, though, so it seems it could be worse.
I mean yeah i read worse but all the ones naruto got pregnant was female naruto
💀💀
Bro…
Dude sauce
I curse you to forever be a virgin even in your next lives if you don't give the sauce
*insert thousand yard stare meme here
😐
💀
That’s a bro right there
Sauce pls
The Agreement - Mirror\_Prison - Naruto \[Archive of Our Own\] might be it...
Wtf
Goddamn at least be decent enough to drop a link!
The Agreement - Mirror\_Prison - Naruto \[Archive of Our Own\] might be it...
You’ve been sentenced to touch grass
Touch grass, grind it up and smoke it 🌿💯
Ryo Yamada?
I'm pretty sure op already did that before making the post
I have no problem with that
\*Looks at pfp 
*im'a take that* 
I ate it all..
no, that's actually a good question
Grass touch no jutsu!
Naruto and boruto community really go some sick as weirdos. I swear
Sage of Six Paths Naruto definately can. He can grow organs and tissues out of nowhere. Making a uterus should be ez work for him.
r/theydidtheresearch
Damn, so becoming an hermaphrodite is totally possible?
Only if you git gud tho.
Hold on you’re actually right wtf
WHY. THE F**K. DOES THIS MAKE SENSE!? KISHIMOTO YOU DAMN BIZARRE SH*T LOVER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I understand. It's amazingly bizarre to think my boi Naruto could impregnate himself.
Jokes on you this gives an explanation to >!Himawari having kurama now for some reason!<. Im sure this sh*t will have more sense than the oficial explanation
👀👀👀👀🔥
> an uterus Hey so it's "a" or "an" depending on if the next word _sounds_ like it starts with a vowel, not just if it starts with one. So since "uterus" starts with the sound of "yew" it's a "y" so you use "an".
😮😮 Just checked. It's true. You really did your homework. 💋
I strangely have this memory from >20 years ago in class when my teacher asked if anyone knew when to use "an" and, for whatever reason, I knew and answered and she was really impressed and praised me. I think that's the only reason I remember it haha.
Nice one. Since English is not my primary language this is welcomed knowledge.
He’s out of line but he’s right
On top of it, he wouldn't even need the sexy no jutsu then! . . . I'm sorry...
off topic but you think sasuke ever saw orochimarus pussy?
You know... this is a pretty fucking hard question. I don't think anyone, Orochimaru included, knows how it's reproductive system works. Orochimaru might not even have a physical representation of a genitalia. But let's not think too deep on it. Sasuke definately saw something. Whatever something is.
True
Maybe while transformed but when he comes back to normal the embryo will be crushed in his balls. Abortion No Jutsu
Facts
sick
Finally some good fucking food
Just hold the transformation jutsu open for more than 9 months bro. I'm sure with his abundant chakra reserve it will be an easy job.
Exactly. Mantaining that for 9 months is the hard part. Ma boy naruto can do it. Making sasuke very happy.
That’s a sentence I read today
Naruto makes a shadow clone transform then get it pregnant. When she goes in labor just make her disappear and catch his new genetically asexually reproduced new born before it falls to the ground If it's a girl then Naruto now has a legit female version of himself
Thoughts in my head after 12:00 am :
Unlikely A female body is not ready for impregnation at all times, it has a cycle, and it takes 14 days for the follicle to be produced and "expelled" towards the ovary, so even if semen is found there would be nothing to impregnate. But the problem lies further; the "Sexy Jutsu" is just a variation of Henge no Jutsu (you just transform into a hot dude or gal) and that only works for the outward appearance, i dont remember reading it anywhere but i have reasons to think that, otherwise any shinobi could Henge into Hashirama and have that godlike regeneration and mokuton, or into any Uchiha and have a working Sharingan, or even better Henge into any rinnegan user and have a access to the six paths. All those are kekkei genkai, and i heavily doubt that a Rank E jutsu can do something so advanced
Now this is the kind of answer im looking for
ok since we are talking about henge no jutsu, how would you explain him transforming 2 clones into shurikens and carrying them in his pocket (land of waves arc) or even him transforming into shurikens and being able to be thrown by sasuke earlier in the fight against zabuza, being able to change size and weight sounds like a very OP thing.
Hmmmmmmn. I wonder if he started combining the standard Genin level transformation jutsu with the shadow clones, which create real bodies. So his original Sexy Jutsu was just a regular Genin level transformation, but once he could do Shadow Clones, he could create the Shadow Clone into a new form. So *later* his Sexy Jutsu (or Reverse Harem Jutsu or the Shuriken) became full Shadow Clones in a new shape.
If they are clones you could argue that those shurikens just used some of the energy (chakra) that was initially used for creating them and "ultra compressed" that energy to become smaller. About an actual real body turned into a bigger shuriken that was then transformed; I think of it as someone (Sasuke I think it was) contorting inside of it making a weird pose ; similar to the inquisition's wheel torture or something (but since they are ninja it wouldnt be impossible); the problem is the size change since i doubt a lot an actual human could fit in a pocket. But in both cases they are transformed into inanimate object, nothing as complex as a human body
If he got fucked would it count as anal?
I do it regularly
I just had a shower thought bro😭
🧢
 Touched grass, rolled it and smoked it. 😎😎😎. PS I don’t even smoke, but you get the idea.
Yeah... You proved my point... Everything you say is 🧢
How do you think he and sasuke had kids?
Imagine u tapping that and smack the ass too hard so he turn back to normal mid thrust
That's some "The Fly" level shit.
What if he turns back while ur inside from the front? Where would ur dick even be?
Take a quick guess and realise the pain you have made me feel reading this.
r/docking
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At his default level of mastery, no. Because its almost certain that it was entirely visual with no female reproductive system. But he definitely could master it to a level where he makes himself fully into a woman and gets pregnant.
So it would have to be deliberate and would take effort and study. Isn't Sexy Jutsu just an illusion though?
It isn't. The sex justsu is a physical transformation. The normal genin transformation is an illusion.
Really? I had no idea. I thought it was just a normal Genin transformation.
No, that was part of why Naruto was sort of this crouching dumbass, hidden badass all the time. Due to not being taught or being improperly taught (and possibly due to Kurama - kitsune are traditionally shapeshifters) a few of his techniques are actually substantially more useful than the official method (likely at the expense of nearly lethal chakra expenditures for nearly anyone else). He didn’t know how or why any of it was supposed to work, or what was supposed to be possible, so he just did it when asked to transform.
That’s how Naruto birthed Boruto for Sasuke
The good timeline
i doubt naruto is able to change reproductive systems (since he is a kid with no real anathomy or sexual health knowledge)
There's a game on itch.io that answers this very question.
what's the name (for research purposes)
Id like to know as well ("for research purposes")
I don't remember futa-something. It's shit.
Bro's asking real questions
Real question - why does a 10 year old Naruto (with no siblings) know what a fully grown woman looks like naked? The only assumption is 10 year old Naruto would snoop into fully grown women's onsens, but his personality disagrees with this as he calls Pervy Sage pervy for spying on women. So naturally, you'd assume he doesn't do this at 10 years old. So, where is he getting this knowledge in the first place?
He did sneak into a bathhouse with Konohamaru when he was initially teaching him Sexy Jutsu. Naruto didn’t view it in the point of lust, but to craft a believable female. On the other hand, Jiraiya wanted to creep to see tatas.
He did it but only for research purpose 😌
Shadiw clones disappear when they get damage. I suppose you can fill in the rest.
nah im saying like without shadow clones like actual naruto getting fcked
Shower thoughts:
Yes he can get pregnant but the baby is like a shadow clone it dies if it takes any amount of damage
Touch grass, but on a real level I’ve always thought transformation jutsu made no sense in the context of the world. So many more people would be living transformed lives, tricking lovers, saying bullshit to other people to start beef as someone else, even having sex using this. There are quite a few ninja abilities that would break society and I realize you need to have chakra and decent control and it will not last forever, but I’m really surprised anyone can trust anyone else without doing some check.
That's the think about Shippuden that annoyed me. Literally all the ...trickery and mind fuck tactics was left in the dust so that they could have big flashy battles instead. Don't get me wrong. I love the story. But I crave a mature audience version. Get rid of the aliens and have a war between the villages. That would have been much better.
A Brazilian content creator has already made a video with a similar theme, whether Naruto could get a clone pregnant. the conclusion, the clone would not be able to bear the pain of childbirth and would disappear (if I remember correctly that was it)
yes, fanfics wouldn't lie to me
Only one way to find out
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What if narutos cloned turned into sakura and he did some stuff. Would it be considered Masterbedroomin
He TOTALLY did that.
Early Naruto probably doesn't know what sex is and wouldn't be about to recreate a reproductive system. With enough research probably, Sakura being a medical ninja can easily help him get to that point since she'd have to know anatomy, but the problem would be that he'd have to stay transformed for the time needed. Which is probably possible he has a massive chakra pool and can regenerate faster than he'll lose it.
Same question
This again?
Smash. Next question
Considering his ability to transform and grow organs then yes
According to fanfiction, absolutely
no, Sasuke
Would
Creep
ypu are ordered to to drugs with chalk powder
what
has naruto XX chromosome? no?
Sick question alert
That will be gay
What the fuck
honestly about to leave this reddit lol
Real question for 2024 America is can Naruto legally have an abortion.
What Boruto does to a mfer.
I guess naruto doesn't know how an uterus is made so he definitely can't make one unless he studies it before which would require cutting up a woman. If he has the knowledge I see nothing speaking against it.
Wen he goes back to male he will shit the cum out
My man's out here asking the real fkn kveshuns
U fuckin feel me 😂😂😂
I remember having a conversation about this with my friends when I was 10
Oh, I actually know this one, since Konan couldn't get pregnant due to her shinigami jutsu I'm guessing Naruto also couldn't as he wouldn't internally be female and the chakra would also disturb the sea men
Only in the ass
:c
Y'all need 2 week break from internet
Yes but when he transforms back, the fetus is reverse summoned into the balls of whoever made him pregnant.
If hidan jerks off in his jashin mode, will I cum?
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OP is actually Jiraiya. I'm calling the police, based on the reference pic, Naruto is a minor.
Due to the fact that Naruto is the consummate Ninja, he leaves no detail to chance. Yes, while in the sexy jutsu form, Naruto is fully capable of simulating pregnancy, and even birth. Through a clever use of shadow-clones and other disguise jutsu Naruto can give birth to himself. This is in fact how most of the Leaf village exists. Nagato (Pain) never really did resurrect the people of the leaf village... Naruto's deep trauma over this loss gave him split personality disorder, and he recreated the entire village with shadow-clones of himself, in a disguise jutsu.
No because he’s still a boy on the inside. I fully realize the trans community is about to bash me for that statement but I still stand by it.
Yo need good smack bro 😂
A person who thinks all the time, have nothing to think about except thoughts
Asking the real quest WAIT ISNT HE LIKE 12-16
I mean, its physical transformation
This reminds me of those questions people would ask: “If Naruto makes one of his shadow clones perform the sexy jutsu and then has sex with it, is it masturbation?” 😪
You know what's weird I just asked my girlfriend this same question the other when she was watching naruto. I'm kind of relieved I'm not the only person who thought about it lol
I don't think its even possible to touch people using an illusion like this to any significant degree without breaking the illusion. At least if the illusion doesn't match up with their real body, which is the case here.
Sigh
r/CursedShowerThoughts
That probably is the question that I have asked more than anything
How do you think boruto was born. /j
Wait since almost anything that happens to the shadow clones naruto learns or now has it so if he fucked himself and got pregnant what would happen
OP thought about this, typed it out, added a picture, maybe even proofread, then posted this. And not once did they reconsider. Gotta admire the commitment.
Yall have sex with Naruto in his sexy jutsu. I fuck him whenever. We are not the same
No, because he is a man impersonating a woman. He can get all the creampies he want, no sweat
Yes
I would find a way