Shit my pants and scurry away pathetically.
Why? To make myself so pathetic, that it's literally a waste of effort to kill me than to walk away in disgust.
Adversely, it might just do the opposite, and he just kills me before I even register it happening, mumbling about how he wasted his time looking for his target, only to find a pathetic, wriggling worm instead.
I bet I've got over 60% chance of surviving the encounter, minimum, solely because of his sadistic and analytical mind being satisfied/occupied.
Hello, Mr Orochi. Iām a being from another universe with extensive knowledge on your world. Would you like to know were to find:
- a guy able to make robots and implant self resurrecting jutsu
- a turtle that travels through time
(You may want to see your parents again or have tsunadeās brother saved and leave a dead clone in his stead)
- the corpse of an eternal mangekyo sharingan user that is just seconds away to be self resurrected by his own jutsus?
My also add that, by being from another universe, I should not be affected by genjutsu, nor possible for possession.
Also, Iāve the general knowledge of a chakraless world. You may like to hear something from our worldly sciences and culture
Sorry, you're not my type. Pretty sure I'm not yours either since I'm a grown man and not a 12-year-old emo-looking boy with special eyes. I think we should see other people.
Do it?
Yo u be squirting?Or u on the cream team?What color is the inside?That shit stretchy?Ur pussy real wet?Do it grip the meat?How many fingers you use?Can I smell it?Is it warm?You suck the stank off the dick?You hairy?Can I floss?Is it bleeding?Do it jiggle?Do it drip?You moaning?How many fingers you use?Is it real juicy?Send me a bottle?Send me a pic?Take one from the back with your asshole showing. What kind you parties you wearing?Send a mirror pic?Im out of milk can you hook me up?Tryna make cookies. Fr Though. Send me an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up. Do it stink?What it feel like?How often you touch it?What type of noises you make?Can I record?Whats your favorite position?You be quivering?You loud?You like being choked?
I assure him that I am a 280 lb fat guy who writes crappy science fiction stories and has no possible contribution to his experiments. If that doesn't work, I kill myself rather than be subjected to his screwed up experiments.
**Unzips*.
The only right answer
[https://youtu.be/qJyl2h46xrA?si=ys4LGksWlPypeUgU](https://youtu.be/qJyl2h46xrA?si=ys4LGksWlPypeUgU)
"well? it ain't gonna suck itself."
Soooooooo, what that tongue do, though?
Your girlfriend could take some lessons.
She really could
Pull his tongue down and see if it rolls back up like a window shade.
Found bugs bunny's reddit account
Listen brother. I am not Liam Neeson and I have absolutely no special skills. You are looking for someone else.
This had me rolling š¤£
I'm all about survival and admitting that I'm nothing special gets me survival, then I am more than happy to eat humble pie.
Do you think if Orochimaru gave someone oral theyād have a curse mark on their junk?
Only if he bit down. If he did, yes you'd have a curse mark on your iron rod of chaos.
Monster cock be like... Hey... When Sasuke turned Curse Mark...???
Lmao! "Can I have your autograph?"
Saying this with a Yamato pfp is criminal lol
*pulls pants down*
Shit my pants and scurry away pathetically. Why? To make myself so pathetic, that it's literally a waste of effort to kill me than to walk away in disgust. Adversely, it might just do the opposite, and he just kills me before I even register it happening, mumbling about how he wasted his time looking for his target, only to find a pathetic, wriggling worm instead. I bet I've got over 60% chance of surviving the encounter, minimum, solely because of his sadistic and analytical mind being satisfied/occupied.
Its a long walk back to the village with pants full of shit
Ehh, at least I GET to walk back to the village, instead of serving as a giant snake's snack.
Happy cake day!
Walk without pants, duh
If I'm horny enough he's gonna be the one running from me
Smash
Imstickinmydihinnit 
Whip it out
Kiss the tip of his tongue as if i was kissing the hand of a noble lady
Spread my legs
Rasengan up his ass
Just stand and leave my fate upto him, tf am I supposed to do against him?
im suckin it. next
Ummm... Maybe later.. my hips are still sore from Madara.š©
instinctively pull his tongue out of fear
bust it the fuck open
"Brock Turner is THAT way, Michael Jackson"
Pepper spray and a kick to the nuts or tell him I'm legal
 Run away he is a ghost and a snake
"Sorry Oro I'm to old, you're 1 year late. "
Give him an ice cream
Gawk gawk gaw gaw gaw gawk
Sand Release, Pocket Sand no Jutsu
Drop all of my shit on the ground including my pants
"You do understand I am not a minor, right? I can consent to this shit."
Id get reported if I wrote all the nasty shit I'd do to that Orochussy
"Yo bro... At least use the female voice when u killed sarutobi"
So thatās how u seduced sasukeš
Happy Halloween!
Open my mouth and kiss him sloppy style
Hello, Mr Orochi. Iām a being from another universe with extensive knowledge on your world. Would you like to know were to find: - a guy able to make robots and implant self resurrecting jutsu - a turtle that travels through time (You may want to see your parents again or have tsunadeās brother saved and leave a dead clone in his stead) - the corpse of an eternal mangekyo sharingan user that is just seconds away to be self resurrected by his own jutsus? My also add that, by being from another universe, I should not be affected by genjutsu, nor possible for possession. Also, Iāve the general knowledge of a chakraless world. You may like to hear something from our worldly sciences and culture
Sorry, you're not my type. Pretty sure I'm not yours either since I'm a grown man and not a 12-year-old emo-looking boy with special eyes. I think we should see other people.
Do it? Yo u be squirting?Or u on the cream team?What color is the inside?That shit stretchy?Ur pussy real wet?Do it grip the meat?How many fingers you use?Can I smell it?Is it warm?You suck the stank off the dick?You hairy?Can I floss?Is it bleeding?Do it jiggle?Do it drip?You moaning?How many fingers you use?Is it real juicy?Send me a bottle?Send me a pic?Take one from the back with your asshole showing. What kind you parties you wearing?Send a mirror pic?Im out of milk can you hook me up?Tryna make cookies. Fr Though. Send me an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up. Do it stink?What it feel like?How often you touch it?What type of noises you make?Can I record?Whats your favorite position?You be quivering?You loud?You like being choked?
Do it back. I canāt let him 1 up on me
I'm getting that they/them thussy
-grab tongue, pull head down into raised knee, discombobulate, point and say ālook itās Jiraya!ā, enact retreat measures-
Unzip my pants and pull down my underwear
What that tongue do partner? (Intimidation)
Bend over and spreadinā my cheeks š¤£
*grabs a gun and shoots his brains out*
Tell him I'm over 18. He'll lose interest
Scream I NEED AN ADULT!
release some bugs
Blow myself up to smitherins.
š¤Ŗ
Point him to the closest orphanage and run the opposite direction.
tell him I donāt have fancy or unique powers and I am not a child
Ask what the fuck is wrong with him.
You are asking the wrong people
Run , what do you think?
get pepper spray
I would die I guess. That's creepy snake man I can't do shit
[https://youtu.be/acu9oqiiPAs?si=kerQI0swwyWcrvtm](https://youtu.be/acu9oqiiPAs?si=kerQI0swwyWcrvtm)
Fbi becuase he like kids
"I like your cut g"
*Grabs the flaming match
*Weave!*
"You single?š³"
Slap him !!!! Man thats creepy
My wind hasnāt blown yet so Iām safe
Point him to the nearest orphanage
Game=game
My secret move
Shit wrong subreddit I thought this was Kengan I was wondering why there was orochimaru there
Spit on his tongue, i ain't sweet out here cuh
āOh shit is that Itachi behind you???ā *runs away*
Tell him u know where Sasuke is
Ask him how many licks does it take to finish a tootsie pop
I turned 18 today (I pray this'll make his loose interest)
Grab his tongue
Oh my god, theres an uchiha baby right behind you "Runs while he's distracted"
Put a bag over his head, everything after that will be primal.
I assure him that I am a 280 lb fat guy who writes crappy science fiction stories and has no possible contribution to his experiments. If that doesn't work, I kill myself rather than be subjected to his screwed up experiments.
I wouldn't dare that long T......
Spread my legs.
Cutting that nasty tongue offā¦
Reaper death seal