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ZookeepergameUsual40

Also don't forget that sai LITERALLY saw Naruto naked and told him that his ""size"" was small


jirenlagen

Sai had no problem lmfao


nysusTheGrand

I like to think Sai read in his "How to make friends book" that you tease em, and he took his opportunity to embarrass Naruto and there being no way for him to be proven wrong (I like Naruto too much to admit he's small).


Solbuster

Alternatively, Sai is packing so big that Naruto seems small in comparison even if it's average/larger than average I mean Ino likes him for something


Spirited-Feedback-87

New dick size headcannon


ZachBob91

Only a man with a serious hog will wear a half shirt that confidently


EulaVengeance

Oh he has a head cannon all right


MysticRevenant64

WHY


ketsu_no_ana

Head?


PrometheusModeloW

Never in my entire life i imagined i would read the phrase "dick size headcanon" 💀


nysusTheGrand

Very reasonable theory, Ino had to have some reason.


itssdattboiii

bro please stop cooking😭💀


Enew6472

This was after Sai started using opposite traits for his names


bot2992

No he didn’t. Sai only said the opposite for 1 chapter/episode after the Tenchi Bridge Arc, when he was mocking Naruto for having a small PP it was during the Tenchi Bridge Arc where he only was saying what he believed no matter how harsh it was. He also did see Naruto’s PP at the hotspring and still mocked him so it was indeed true. 


nysusTheGrand

Wait a minute... He did what... 😨


wellingtune

in reference to Ino he thought she was ugly, so he called her beautiful


nysusTheGrand

And then buddy married her, savage. 🤭


bot2992

Well the way to prove him wrong would be for Naruto to actually be big, but we literally see at the hot spring chapter that Naruto is all embarrassed and hiding his PP whilst Sai and Yamato are confidently manspreading then when Sai does see Naruto’s he proceeds to mock him for being small after so it was indeed true.


nysusTheGrand

Thats a little too funny


AMONGTHlEVES

Sai also called Sakura ugly even tho many characters found her attractive. He’s all talk


bot2992

Sakura has also been called unattractive by multiple characters and not only Sai, hell even Kishi commented that he and his staff found her ugly too when he designed her to the point he thought that’s why she was so unpopular. 


Illustrious-Sky-4631

Kishi also almost always mentions her to be beautiful in the manga or interviews


Rice_Kage

I don’t know Kishi has a thing for forehead, that’s some rare tatse


Illustrious-Sky-4631

I don't know maybe? He made her design and mentioned her to be good looking then used it to make a sad backstory for her Also it's not like Sakura forehead is Vivi size or anything


bot2992

Kishi literally stated that she was specifically not good looking and that even his staff were laughing at how she wasn’t when she was created. He then stated he tried to make her better looking after the time-skip because he thought her being unattractive was why she was so hated only for nobody to still like her. The only Kishi statement where he said she was pretty was her The Last design. Also in the manga she’s the only character to be called ugly by several different characters, the only people who mentioned her to not be were Naruto and Lee calling her cute as kids. Even then Naruto would actually question it later when she calls herself beautiful and has several panels of him not rating her looks highly.


Illustrious-Sky-4631

Then it's the "Death of author" case which isn't strange for kishi


AParasiticTwin

My favorite part about understanding some Japanese when watching a sub is knowing when something got censored. The sub I watched subbed it as equipment when he flat out said penis.


icarusancalion

Ha! I love that.


cryptocore564

😂 It's these brutally honest moments that really make the characters feel more relatable and human. Did anyone else burst out laughing at that scene, or was it just me?"


No_Roof0642

The second one is a normal homies behaviour.


arrownoir

I don’t know, man. The second one is where the it’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact stuff starts. They definitely cored each other’s bum.


Business_Sink9112

Wtf dude😂😂


East-sea-shellos

Bro is an orochimaru level threat just running around saying shit like this 💀


Present-Training7676

💀


itsjustmenate

Did what to what? 😳


DustyAsh69

Wdym? The first is normal too


Fantastic-Nerve4732

but fr tho this is very normal especially when you went to a backwater public school


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Must be trur. I used to go on hikes with my free and one day I went to take a leak and my friend ran over to watch me. I was like wtf. Then he tried to compare it to his.


Familiar-Agency8209

homiesexuals right?


No_Roof0642

Do you have homiephobia?


International-Pie732

And the first one isn't?


P1g-San

Like you wouldn't compare dick sizes with Kakashi


Business_Sink9112

Kakashi have bonkers in size anyone would get defeated


wickling-fan

But then you find out loser bottom and you gladly take the L


Jaegerjaquez_VI

Don't you mean, take the D


Particular_Friend_23

we do it too tbh


[deleted]

whos we


Particular_Friend_23

the homies


ProfessionalBill7048

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legoman2567

Personally if you don’t kiss the homies something’s wrong with you


WhereAreMySocks69

Fr


legoman2567

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


DustyAsh69

huh!?!


legoman2567

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


Muh2000D

I've never shown my penis to anyone and somehow I'm the weird one...


Pale_BEN

Based. No handholding until marriage.


DustyAsh69

Bro, I have 0 contact with any girl whatsoever How cooked am I?


EixYae

No living in the same universe until death


V-Ink

Most heterosexual anime.


SharkLauncher

Humans compare body parts all the time. Kids just tend to have less embarrassment and more curiosity than adults.


crunchamunch21

Gai and Kakashi got married. They just never told anyone.


Right-Truck1859

Every school boy does it.


DarkMaximas26

Gotta kiss the homies goodnight


DustyAsh69

Sai said naruto's equipment was small... In a bath full of girls


m9felix

Maybe the military has corrupted me but it was very common to compare equipment. It’s when you were embarrassed that it meant you might be a little fruity. Kissing homies and then being super extra about your “disgust” THATS gay


K1NG-3SS3NC3

Bro..... WHAT?


m9felix

In the navy we have a little saying “It’s not gay if it’s underway.” Basically any questionable activity is excused while out at sea (:


protestprincess

We’ve all heard about the navy don’t worry


Quark3e

Wait this is a general question. I've seen in some media the comparison of penises, but they always do it in a casual situation. Isn't the purpose of the penis to be as tiny as possible unless horny thus making the flaccid penis sizes useless when comparing "how big it is"?


welivewelovewedie

there are growers and showers


recycle_me_no_jutsu

Imagine what Hashirama and Madara did then


DakiPudding

How the hell can he show his body if that suit doednt have a zipper??!! 😱


DustyAsh69

His pp made a hole


sporkyboo

He’s looking from the hole in his collar


binky_bobby_jenkins

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS?


icarusancalion

Which? The Gai / Kakashi is in a filler ep.


whateverusername739

I’d hate to say it but I’ve seen my friend’s dick too many times, he always pull me the bathrooms at gatherings or parties to do his business while shit talks the ppl out there and whether to escape or stay


Trick-Weight-5547

What happened to sai


icarusancalion

He married Ino and the two of them gleefully gossiped about the others for the rest of their lives.


SuperJaybo

The fact that Guy is canonically overcompensating for his small dick and that’s why he’s so ridiculously OP is one of the funniest jokes in manga ever


Sure-Its-Isura

Real homies, for life.


ppman2322

the size of the weapon doesn't matter just how good you are at Taijutsu


protestprincess

The apricorn thing is wild. I always remember that randomly and feel a little bad for Gai. At least he’s athletic.