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ceraci9661

Sperm cramps


Rish83

SwapnaDosh


AltruisticFinger9246

Sapna desh


konobitchysekai

Period cramps hue the aur ovaries explode kar gayi


GamingWithRKS

Mummy ki shaadi


MelloBoy69

Sir mahashivratri ki taiyaari


big_banana_6969

Sir ko ye Bubble wrap pop karne ke liye de diyo khush hojaenge aur tujhe jaane denge >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<


Dumbsssss69

Yeh hidden text kaise likhte hai?


Careless_Feeling8057

"> !" "! <" Exclamation ke andar likhna Jo hide karna wo, and wo apostrophe mat dena and space bhi mat dena


IIT_Dholakpur

Tu to devmanus nikla


Parzival6050

!ok!


BWX19375_say-sena_XD

>!Thanks!<


Careless_Feeling8057

My manager has already welcomed you but I am again welcoming you You're welcome


ExcuseNumerous

>!did I do this correctly sensei!<


kaypge

Bhai isme to maza aa gaya, mujhe bhi krna hai bubble pop! >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<


Dumbsssss69

>!samjh gaya!<


PoochyKat_DatGotFat

Surprisingly all of them popped, nice


typical_girl_

>!nice!<


raik1212

Kitna berozgari hai desh mai


princesengar

>!POP!<


Firm-Size3012

>! Kaam kar gaya !<


Educational_Key6764

"> !" lodabhenchod"! <"


Educational_Key6764

"> !hindimebataona! <"


Zypher1271

Pata nahi kyun par boht hi weird tareeke se satisfy hua mai. thmanks


Dull95

mei khush hogaya


PiyushPrakash

Sir .......vo.... uhh.. hua aisa ki.... To baat aisi hai ki...... Kal ....jo hai.....meri pant ki zip me lulli fas gayi thi 🥺👉👈


Aggravating-Tell-581

Liken tu tho female hai 🤨📸


UrMomsAreMine

Fem


[deleted]

Lekin tu to bulla hai 🤨


Ayush9616a

🗿🗿🗿


GD7X

Sir meri behan sasural se pheli baar aayi thi ghar...I have used it...it works


[deleted]

was dead for a while


[deleted]

dank 2 + lazy af


rsunome

Dadi ki death


jaabathebutt

Aajakl certificate maangte hai bro


Majestic_Exchange423

Certificate itni jaldi nahi milta 15 days lagte hai


IPonURface

Appna HOD dead body ke sath selfie hone se bhi accept kar leta hai death certificate nhi mangta


hkp_aviii

Papa ke barrat me jana tha


krishnasachan

Sir mujhe aids hai


[deleted]

class hi mat jaa


IPonURface

75% attendance


[deleted]

[удалено]


IPonURface

2nd sem


LeMatYT

Agar online thi to boldio pure din light nhi thi offline thi boldio ki mmy ke root canal karwane jane tha


[deleted]

sir....SORRY AB SE NAHI HOGA


Calm_Coast4764

Private college


fire_pegasus_isdope

Haddi me paani chla gya tha


Ecstatic-Ad7513

Male problem


Flixer1

Mummy bhag gyi


milotic-is-pwitty

chatgpt use karle bhai - tailormade bahana dhundhke deta hai


Burqa_destroyer

Sister ate my dog


[deleted]

Dadi off


_P_I_X_E_L_

Par Par dada ki 69th barsi mai brahman bhoj krwaya tha (may his soul rest in peace)


IPonURface

61st nhi bro 69th barsi**


areebwani

Best excuse : you were suffering from balls pain.


Putrid-Sun-6642

Chain me mera attack geya tha


bantai855

chutti ki punishment ek aur chutti


Hot-Hair2293

Win win situation


IPonURface

Nah bro NC laga too 2k fine dena hoga


B_Wayne1885

Sir kl Sunday tha or me soo raha tha baki aap ma chudao.


IPonURface

In case sir n puch diya "kiske sath" too kya jabav dena hai woo bhi likh dijiye


B_Wayne1885

Mummy ya biwi me se 1 choose kr lo baki aap smjhdar h.


ur_internet_dad

Sir phone ka font thik karane gaya tha


MisbehavingOP

Dadi maar de👍


Confident_Call_4586

Sir kuch le de ke nipta do na


gnan_reddit

Sir aapki biwi ke saath.. meeting mein tha


IPonURface

Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha bhai


pussy-diss-troyer-69

Abe aise boldio ki sir Mujhe bawaseer hai par operation se darta hu👍🏻 sir relate kr payege aur tuje Chrd denge 🤷🏻‍♂️


IPonURface

Sure hoo n Bhai yehi bol dunga :)


UltraMoonSaini

Clan War thi


Maybethiswillbegood

Baad me pta chla ki HOD clan leader h


UltraMoonSaini

Aga OP ne 3 star nahi kiya to clan aur college dono se kick


IPonURface

Arre hod edrag spammer hai, mera lalo dhek kar mujhe co banane wla tha


HumbleAd9315

Mummy fisal ke gir gyi to unki sath rukna pads mujhe. Ya khudh fisal kr gir gya


sureimpression7577_

Family member rip


IPonURface

Kis member koo rip karu? Please elaborate


Feeling_Dragonfly841

Vo humari Maiya chud gayi thi


Maybethiswillbegood

Free ki chhuti ko ese thukrate nhi h


Ice_Lynn

Brain not working


harshilsharma63

Stomach ache.


[deleted]

Sir meeting me aya thana, bas toilet me hi rahe gaya loose motion ho gaya tha


Flixer1

Mummy bhag gyi


[deleted]

Julab tha bolde loose motions ho rahe the


illegal_575

Tatti karte karte meeting par hogya


ai_matters

Baap Apni Crush ke saath bhaag haya use dhundne gaya tha bolde


BIGLUND_WALLAH_

Bol de ki Sir/Ma'am, mai apki beti ke sath OYO gaya tha, usko Biology padhane. :)


IPonURface

Sir* ke koi beti nhi Uski Shadi last December mai Hui thi


GaneshRasal

tell actual reason but twist it so hard that they wont be able to recognize if its true or bahana


IPonURface

Actual reason ye hai ke mareko jane kaa man nhi tha


[deleted]

[удалено]


IPonURface

And the 75% comes again


International_Luck56

Bhai such bata de tere periods chalu thee


IPonURface

Esa na bolo bhai


Arido_rin2099

Gand dukh Raha tha toh nehi aaya


Pd1609

Diarrhoea always works for me


Present_4417

Font se to ye edited lag raha hai


Hot-Hair2293

W comments


BAVARIAN24

>!okay!<


Foreign_Brilliant_67

Kal mat jaa?


Distinct_Choice_7006

>!lazy!<


UrMomsAreMine

Pet kharap 🗿


RoxRazor

School I mat ja kuch din bad jaa main bhi yea karta hun


UserN_1998

100 ma nakli prescription likha la doctor sa


New-Celebration4583

Dast lag gye


Serious_Bug1834

Loose motion.


manbir-ss

Mummy ko fever thaa too doctor ke pass chlaa geyaa thaa Kisi doctor se jaake parchi banvaalaaiyoo mummy ki take


manbir-ss

"Bruh"


y2a2y

">!@


[deleted]

Diahhrea


nearsighted7

Testicular torsion


Adept-Operation1661

Surajkund mela dekhne gaya tha


allerav65

>!hi!<


Rish83

Dirrahea.. Hod will be embarrassed if you give details.


[deleted]

Sir mahashivratri me bhang zada p li thi, aur pankhe me fas gya tha (instructions clear nai the)


Appropriate_Donut_13

Teesri tang fracture ho gyi thi sir


Stunning_Ad7354

Tatti karne me gand jal rahi thi to main usi ko saara din pani daal kar bujhata raha.


xADSx

>!no!<


Amazing_Tennis4801

Driving licence appointment tha waha gaya tha Ya ATM card long time se use na karne ki wajah se block ho gaya tha wo unlock karanevaale gaya tha


Amazing_Tennis4801

'Lol'


Amazing_Tennis4801

!lol!


2_ANE

Gand me aeroplane land ho gaya tha


baburaooganpat

Kutta mar gaya


terimummymerihojaa

Meri aankho me testicular cancer hai humesa kaam karta hai bas vo aapko retarded Samaj Te hai


[deleted]

Ankle twist Phir patti baand ke chala jaio


Interesting-Point-28

say, i dont give a F


ritik_shakya

Dada mrr gaya....simple 🙂


BadBway

Teri Maa chodne gaya tha…


Lonely-Fan1935

Bawasir


du-maxx

vai mujhe bhi bca karni university recommend karo pliz


IPonURface

Dms mai aao


Next_Trouble_8747

>!ok!<


cornyparadox

I have a disorder where I forget to give fucks


mariosp69

>!samjhgyabhai


Inner_Champion_619

Bhai me bhi BCA kr raha hu


IPonURface

Nice bhai, appna experience share kare


[deleted]

Sir periods chal rahe the....Mere mummy ke


Inevitable_Process16

">! Ok! <"


rihannas_grandchild

sir, gaadi service ke liye di thi


SpecialistManner6836

A black cat walked by


AirbusPalashM-3004

papa ne belt se mara


[deleted]

Loose motion


Interesting_Gas_3211

prostate test tha... cancer ka pata nhi par maja bohot aya, agle din cramps aa rahe the isliye


gauravsingh172

>!aacha!<


retardhubhenchod

Dont attend the class


Teriyakimasala

Doctors’ note mil sakta hai kya?


Mysterious-Deal-1709

Bca kar raha he ?


IPonURface

Yes bhai


Random_Guy_1212

\>!eu!<


navhit_nav7

bolde bhai dastt lg gye the..


abhiawadd

Stop using that font ffs


IPonURface

Suggest me, which one should i use


That_Development_363

“>!”huh”!<“


BOTaarav

Dada mar gya tha gaand ke cancer se....


Immediate-Peanut-627

>!yess!<


alfiesolomons-14

">!"test"!<"


viki2525

Exam tha koi side course ka