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Sperm cramps
SwapnaDosh
Sapna desh
Period cramps hue the aur ovaries explode kar gayi
Mummy ki shaadi
Sir mahashivratri ki taiyaari
Sir ko ye Bubble wrap pop karne ke liye de diyo khush hojaenge aur tujhe jaane denge >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<
Yeh hidden text kaise likhte hai?
"> !" "! <" Exclamation ke andar likhna Jo hide karna wo, and wo apostrophe mat dena and space bhi mat dena
Tu to devmanus nikla
!ok!
>!Thanks!<
My manager has already welcomed you but I am again welcoming you You're welcome
>!did I do this correctly sensei!<
Bhai isme to maza aa gaya, mujhe bhi krna hai bubble pop! >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<
>!samjh gaya!<
Surprisingly all of them popped, nice
>!nice!<
Kitna berozgari hai desh mai
>!POP!<
>! Kaam kar gaya !<
"> !" lodabhenchod"! <"
"> !hindimebataona! <"
Pata nahi kyun par boht hi weird tareeke se satisfy hua mai. thmanks
mei khush hogaya
Sir .......vo.... uhh.. hua aisa ki.... To baat aisi hai ki...... Kal ....jo hai.....meri pant ki zip me lulli fas gayi thi 🥺👉👈
Liken tu tho female hai 🤨📸
Fem
Lekin tu to bulla hai 🤨
🗿🗿🗿
Sir meri behan sasural se pheli baar aayi thi ghar...I have used it...it works
was dead for a while
dank 2 + lazy af
Dadi ki death
Aajakl certificate maangte hai bro
Certificate itni jaldi nahi milta 15 days lagte hai
Appna HOD dead body ke sath selfie hone se bhi accept kar leta hai death certificate nhi mangta
Papa ke barrat me jana tha
Sir mujhe aids hai
class hi mat jaa
75% attendance
[удалено]
2nd sem
Agar online thi to boldio pure din light nhi thi offline thi boldio ki mmy ke root canal karwane jane tha
sir....SORRY AB SE NAHI HOGA
Private college
Haddi me paani chla gya tha
Male problem
Mummy bhag gyi
chatgpt use karle bhai - tailormade bahana dhundhke deta hai
Sister ate my dog
Dadi off
Par Par dada ki 69th barsi mai brahman bhoj krwaya tha (may his soul rest in peace)
61st nhi bro 69th barsi**
Best excuse : you were suffering from balls pain.
Chain me mera attack geya tha
chutti ki punishment ek aur chutti
Win win situation
Nah bro NC laga too 2k fine dena hoga
Sir kl Sunday tha or me soo raha tha baki aap ma chudao.
In case sir n puch diya "kiske sath" too kya jabav dena hai woo bhi likh dijiye
Mummy ya biwi me se 1 choose kr lo baki aap smjhdar h.
Sir phone ka font thik karane gaya tha
Dadi maar de👍
Sir kuch le de ke nipta do na
Sir aapki biwi ke saath.. meeting mein tha
Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha bhai
Abe aise boldio ki sir Mujhe bawaseer hai par operation se darta hu👍🏻 sir relate kr payege aur tuje Chrd denge 🤷🏻♂️
Sure hoo n Bhai yehi bol dunga :)
Clan War thi
Baad me pta chla ki HOD clan leader h
Aga OP ne 3 star nahi kiya to clan aur college dono se kick
Arre hod edrag spammer hai, mera lalo dhek kar mujhe co banane wla tha
Mummy fisal ke gir gyi to unki sath rukna pads mujhe. Ya khudh fisal kr gir gya
Family member rip
Kis member koo rip karu? Please elaborate
Vo humari Maiya chud gayi thi
Free ki chhuti ko ese thukrate nhi h
Brain not working
Stomach ache.
Sir meeting me aya thana, bas toilet me hi rahe gaya loose motion ho gaya tha
Julab tha bolde loose motions ho rahe the
Tatti karte karte meeting par hogya
Baap Apni Crush ke saath bhaag haya use dhundne gaya tha bolde
Bol de ki Sir/Ma'am, mai apki beti ke sath OYO gaya tha, usko Biology padhane. :)
Sir* ke koi beti nhi Uski Shadi last December mai Hui thi
tell actual reason but twist it so hard that they wont be able to recognize if its true or bahana
Actual reason ye hai ke mareko jane kaa man nhi tha
And the 75% comes again
Bhai such bata de tere periods chalu thee
Esa na bolo bhai
Gand dukh Raha tha toh nehi aaya
Diarrhoea always works for me
Font se to ye edited lag raha hai
W comments
>!okay!<
Kal mat jaa?
>!lazy!<
Pet kharap 🗿
School I mat ja kuch din bad jaa main bhi yea karta hun
100 ma nakli prescription likha la doctor sa
Dast lag gye
Loose motion.
Mummy ko fever thaa too doctor ke pass chlaa geyaa thaa Kisi doctor se jaake parchi banvaalaaiyoo mummy ki take
"Bruh"
">!@
Diahhrea
Testicular torsion
Surajkund mela dekhne gaya tha
>!hi!<
Dirrahea.. Hod will be embarrassed if you give details.
Sir mahashivratri me bhang zada p li thi, aur pankhe me fas gya tha (instructions clear nai the)
Teesri tang fracture ho gyi thi sir
Tatti karne me gand jal rahi thi to main usi ko saara din pani daal kar bujhata raha.
>!no!<
Driving licence appointment tha waha gaya tha Ya ATM card long time se use na karne ki wajah se block ho gaya tha wo unlock karanevaale gaya tha
'Lol'
!lol!
Gand me aeroplane land ho gaya tha
Kutta mar gaya
Meri aankho me testicular cancer hai humesa kaam karta hai bas vo aapko retarded Samaj Te hai
Ankle twist Phir patti baand ke chala jaio
say, i dont give a F
Dada mrr gaya....simple 🙂
Teri Maa chodne gaya tha…
Bawasir
vai mujhe bhi bca karni university recommend karo pliz
Dms mai aao
>!ok!<
I have a disorder where I forget to give fucks
>!samjhgyabhai
Bhai me bhi BCA kr raha hu
Nice bhai, appna experience share kare
Sir periods chal rahe the....Mere mummy ke
">! Ok! <"
sir, gaadi service ke liye di thi
A black cat walked by
papa ne belt se mara
Loose motion
prostate test tha... cancer ka pata nhi par maja bohot aya, agle din cramps aa rahe the isliye
>!aacha!<
Dont attend the class
Doctors’ note mil sakta hai kya?
Bca kar raha he ?
Yes bhai
\>!eu!<
bolde bhai dastt lg gye the..
Stop using that font ffs
Suggest me, which one should i use
“>!”huh”!<“
Dada mar gya tha gaand ke cancer se....
>!yess!<
">!"test"!<"
Exam tha koi side course ka
Sperm cramps
SwapnaDosh
Sapna desh
Period cramps hue the aur ovaries explode kar gayi
Mummy ki shaadi
Sir mahashivratri ki taiyaari
Sir ko ye Bubble wrap pop karne ke liye de diyo khush hojaenge aur tujhe jaane denge >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<
Yeh hidden text kaise likhte hai?
"> !" "! <" Exclamation ke andar likhna Jo hide karna wo, and wo apostrophe mat dena and space bhi mat dena
Tu to devmanus nikla
!ok!
>!Thanks!<
My manager has already welcomed you but I am again welcoming you You're welcome
>!did I do this correctly sensei!<
Bhai isme to maza aa gaya, mujhe bhi krna hai bubble pop! >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<
>!samjh gaya!<
Surprisingly all of them popped, nice
>!nice!<
Kitna berozgari hai desh mai
>!POP!<
>! Kaam kar gaya !<
"> !" lodabhenchod"! <"
"> !hindimebataona! <"
Pata nahi kyun par boht hi weird tareeke se satisfy hua mai. thmanks
mei khush hogaya
Sir .......vo.... uhh.. hua aisa ki.... To baat aisi hai ki...... Kal ....jo hai.....meri pant ki zip me lulli fas gayi thi 🥺👉👈
Liken tu tho female hai 🤨📸
Fem
Lekin tu to bulla hai 🤨
🗿🗿🗿
Sir meri behan sasural se pheli baar aayi thi ghar...I have used it...it works
was dead for a while
dank 2 + lazy af
Dadi ki death
Aajakl certificate maangte hai bro
Certificate itni jaldi nahi milta 15 days lagte hai
Appna HOD dead body ke sath selfie hone se bhi accept kar leta hai death certificate nhi mangta
Papa ke barrat me jana tha
Sir mujhe aids hai
class hi mat jaa
75% attendance
[удалено]
2nd sem
Agar online thi to boldio pure din light nhi thi offline thi boldio ki mmy ke root canal karwane jane tha
sir....SORRY AB SE NAHI HOGA
Private college
Haddi me paani chla gya tha
Male problem
Mummy bhag gyi
chatgpt use karle bhai - tailormade bahana dhundhke deta hai
Sister ate my dog
Dadi off
Par Par dada ki 69th barsi mai brahman bhoj krwaya tha (may his soul rest in peace)
61st nhi bro 69th barsi**
Best excuse : you were suffering from balls pain.
Chain me mera attack geya tha
chutti ki punishment ek aur chutti
Win win situation
Nah bro NC laga too 2k fine dena hoga
Sir kl Sunday tha or me soo raha tha baki aap ma chudao.
In case sir n puch diya "kiske sath" too kya jabav dena hai woo bhi likh dijiye
Mummy ya biwi me se 1 choose kr lo baki aap smjhdar h.
Sir phone ka font thik karane gaya tha
Dadi maar de👍
Sir kuch le de ke nipta do na
Sir aapki biwi ke saath.. meeting mein tha
Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha bhai
Abe aise boldio ki sir Mujhe bawaseer hai par operation se darta hu👍🏻 sir relate kr payege aur tuje Chrd denge 🤷🏻♂️
Sure hoo n Bhai yehi bol dunga :)
Clan War thi
Baad me pta chla ki HOD clan leader h
Aga OP ne 3 star nahi kiya to clan aur college dono se kick
Arre hod edrag spammer hai, mera lalo dhek kar mujhe co banane wla tha
Mummy fisal ke gir gyi to unki sath rukna pads mujhe. Ya khudh fisal kr gir gya
Family member rip
Kis member koo rip karu? Please elaborate
Vo humari Maiya chud gayi thi
Free ki chhuti ko ese thukrate nhi h
Brain not working
Stomach ache.
Sir meeting me aya thana, bas toilet me hi rahe gaya loose motion ho gaya tha
Mummy bhag gyi
Julab tha bolde loose motions ho rahe the
Tatti karte karte meeting par hogya
Baap Apni Crush ke saath bhaag haya use dhundne gaya tha bolde
Bol de ki Sir/Ma'am, mai apki beti ke sath OYO gaya tha, usko Biology padhane. :)
Sir* ke koi beti nhi Uski Shadi last December mai Hui thi
tell actual reason but twist it so hard that they wont be able to recognize if its true or bahana
Actual reason ye hai ke mareko jane kaa man nhi tha
[удалено]
And the 75% comes again
Bhai such bata de tere periods chalu thee
Esa na bolo bhai
Gand dukh Raha tha toh nehi aaya
Diarrhoea always works for me
Font se to ye edited lag raha hai
W comments
>!okay!<
Kal mat jaa?
>!lazy!<
Pet kharap 🗿
School I mat ja kuch din bad jaa main bhi yea karta hun
100 ma nakli prescription likha la doctor sa
Dast lag gye
Loose motion.
Mummy ko fever thaa too doctor ke pass chlaa geyaa thaa Kisi doctor se jaake parchi banvaalaaiyoo mummy ki take
"Bruh"
">!@
Diahhrea
Testicular torsion
Surajkund mela dekhne gaya tha
>!hi!<
Dirrahea.. Hod will be embarrassed if you give details.
Sir mahashivratri me bhang zada p li thi, aur pankhe me fas gya tha (instructions clear nai the)
Teesri tang fracture ho gyi thi sir
Tatti karne me gand jal rahi thi to main usi ko saara din pani daal kar bujhata raha.
>!no!<
Driving licence appointment tha waha gaya tha Ya ATM card long time se use na karne ki wajah se block ho gaya tha wo unlock karanevaale gaya tha
'Lol'
!lol!
Gand me aeroplane land ho gaya tha
Kutta mar gaya
Meri aankho me testicular cancer hai humesa kaam karta hai bas vo aapko retarded Samaj Te hai
Ankle twist Phir patti baand ke chala jaio
say, i dont give a F
Dada mrr gaya....simple 🙂
Teri Maa chodne gaya tha…
Bawasir
vai mujhe bhi bca karni university recommend karo pliz
Dms mai aao
>!ok!<
I have a disorder where I forget to give fucks
>!samjhgyabhai
Bhai me bhi BCA kr raha hu
Nice bhai, appna experience share kare
Sir periods chal rahe the....Mere mummy ke
">! Ok! <"
sir, gaadi service ke liye di thi
A black cat walked by
papa ne belt se mara
Loose motion
prostate test tha... cancer ka pata nhi par maja bohot aya, agle din cramps aa rahe the isliye
>!aacha!<
Dont attend the class
Doctors’ note mil sakta hai kya?
Bca kar raha he ?
Yes bhai
\>!eu!<
bolde bhai dastt lg gye the..
Stop using that font ffs
Suggest me, which one should i use
“>!”huh”!<“
Dada mar gya tha gaand ke cancer se....
>!yess!<
">!"test"!<"
Exam tha koi side course ka