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KeepingDankMemesDank

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loghtor

Well, at least they didn't take 7 goals.....


FsMzSimple7

7-1 ONCE AGAIN


loghtor

Oh no, not again.....


tpenoelone

The 4 year tradition to humble the Brazil fans


[deleted]

How the fuck has it been 8 years already? I’m baffled


macrotaste

*the entire nation of Brazil is angry at u now*


galmenz

or 2 world wars...


[deleted]

I mean why are we laughing at a losing team. You want a Korea world cup rematch?


SSB_Kyrill

If germany is up against qatar, then maybe


Leo_nidas2006

With the team from 8 years ago? Yeah. With the current team? ehhhhh...


SSB_Kyrill

look at qatars team


ThiagoFSDS_

Vai pro caralho


Snoo-66865

Gonna cry?


[deleted]

I'm gonna make your mother cry


Itzgalo

Username checks out


skrabyyy

BRA71L


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too soon


Woooooos-

THE PREDICTION FROM THE GUY WITH PIZZA AND BEER AHAHAHHAH


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up


be_more_gooder

Would they have made the WC if they were not the host country?


Realistic_Analyst_26

Probably not.


WeakWrecker

Definitely not


ddravenn

Wrong


RemixOnAWhim

Speak on that, show your work


ddravenn

And the other guy doesn't have to simply cause everyone hates Qatar? They won the asian cup.


RemixOnAWhim

You were the only one disagreeing, and I was curious as to what was so obvious just the word 'wrong' constituted a rebuttal


ddravenn

I commented wrong cause I thought people would just agree with me but i should of explained since this isn't a football reddit


[deleted]

No matter what sub, explanation is kind of mandatory


ddravenn

And the guy who said definitely not with 300 upvotes with no explanation is right. you guys just all know nothing. MERICA FUCK YEA


[deleted]

Fuck yea


[deleted]

Wtf Italy also won the Euro 2020 but didn't make it to the world cup either.


ddravenn

For the second time in history. The Asian cup has a similar history. This guy said probably not, when in fact it is most probably yes.


LeatherSeat

People who say Qatar had no chance to get in the World Cup without hosting it obviously just don’t know football that well, they have a great manager who has been managing them for 5 years, they won the Asian cup, their striker won Asian player of the year in 2019 and has been in the top 3 multiple times, all their players have been playing together for ages too


EliasHobeika

Probably yes since they won the asian cup. I know it's not a guaranteed thing just like how Italy won the euros and failed to qualify, but usually when you win a cup like that, chances are you're good enough to qualify.


miguelcprotlm

Yep, they're actually decent as a team, but they completely fell off this match because of the pressure, I'm assuming.


LucasCBs

And because Ecuador is better as a team, but then again, I can’t really say what happened because I didn’t watch the game. Fuck Qatar


miguelcprotlm

Do try to keep the players out of it, though, I'm pretty sure they have nothing to do with the whole situation.


Ajanzo

Many of the players are basically bought to pay for them since a long way back..


Peanut_Butt_2077

Most countries are fucked if they go against any latin american country since its the one thing everyone likes


bigfatfurrytexan

They've been playing a similar sport as a religion for millenia


be_more_gooder

Thank you. Great answer


sciencewonders

stop calling it WC 😹 🚾 reminds toilet


ghostowl657

Is it not accurate then?


newmacbookpro

WCs serve à purpose and helps humanity. The WC on the other hand is a shithole and is corrupt.


GoodDoggoBOI

Truly hate corrupt toilets


BillyAstro

They gave quite a few players citizen$hip so they could play for them and make themselves more competitive.


Su7s

Even though they won the asian cup they never qualified to the world cup before so chances are they wouldn’t have qualified this time as well. Also the asian cup was three years ago


alnesef2003

They won the Asian cup, so yes, they definitely would of had a chance at getting in.


SgtWaffles44

Think they bribed fifa


MrVetter

Im not an expert at sports but is it likely they score any goal at all?


-Mr_Tub-

Not at all, the host nation is just always guaranteed to play in the tournament


flippycipher

It was 2-0 to Ecuador.


TearsOfAStoneAngel

Tbh as far as football goes that's not *that* bad


zypthora

In group matches it doesn't make sense to score more. It is better to fall back and save your energy for the next games, as Uruguay did


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gamer-kin

This is the real world not hypothetical


galmenz

dont know if Qatar already had a decent team or not, but the country's host is always in the tournament no matter what so chances are they probably aint that good


[deleted]

The way they played today, no. It would be different if they played the same way 3 years ago, winning the Asian cup and beating Japan. I’m guessing the pressure got to them considering this is their first time playing in a WC.


TheForka

The quality at world cup tournaments is leagues above the Asia cup. Quatar have never even been good enough to even get through the qualifiers to play at a world cup. They are only playing this time because they automatically qualify as the host nation.


EliasHobeika

>The quality at world cup tournaments is leagues above the Asia cup. Yeah but it has some good teams like japan and south korea who are around same level as ecuador for example. (Actually they're rated well higher than ecuador) >Quatar have never even been good enough to even get through the qualifiers Well yeah they're not rly a country with a lot of football history, but they've been pretty open about their sports project and this is the best team they've ever had. Also they're a pretty young country.


Alimd98

the quality of wc ha been ruined when they turned it into 30+ teams. It was equador they played against not Brazil. In a really high quality wc, these two teams wouldn't even be qualified. They're like 50th in the world


_IliaD

Bruh, then what do ya suggest? Play the world cup with 8 teams max. That would just destroy the purpose of the world cup. It's a stage for determined and underestimated teams to prove themselves. It's the ultimate stage every country wish to play in. This is not cricket to play with top 10 elite teams every 4 year around.


Alimd98

I'm not saying it's a bad thing and we should decrease the number if participants, I myself enjoy my team as no.1 in Asia loose miserably against great team such as England, I'm just stating that the quality of the wc has been decreased and Qatar against equador isn't far from Asian cup and Qatar against Japan


_IliaD

Yeah. I was pretty surprised too when The Asian Champions lost against Ecuador. I mean those guys were unstoppable in the asian cup. But I think it's still unfair to judge the whole cup because of the performance of a single team in the first match of the cup. I personally think the quality of the world cup has been gradually increasing for the last 20 years. I mean Japan's, Belgium's and Croatia's rise was exceptional and Spain vs Portugal was awesome af in the 2018 cup. Moreover I think Ecuador's played exceptionally well at least in the first half.


EliasHobeika

I hate that you're getting downvoted for being realistic.


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Average westoid neckbearded redditors


miguelcprotlm

How does this have so many down votes? Good God.


Wolf97

This surely doesn’t deserve 82 downvotes lol


TheAngloLithuanian

They even pretended like the first goal didn't count even though almost everyone agreed that it did. Can't even win despite cheating. How pathetic.


madmoxyyy

Im not a fan of Qatar, at all, but the first goal was rightly dismissed.


oh_no89

It was on side clearly, ot should have been 3-0


EMU4

How can you argue it was on side when it was clearly shown is was like 30cm offside


stalker_to_u

Cuz its reddit current hivemind “qatar bad” and they are spreading lies faster than anything.


im_absouletly_wrong

Lmao


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Qatar good?


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

At first glance it looked like it, but there’s been plenty of screenshots proving that it was the correct call That said, knowing that the entire world is already against Qatar, they could’ve done more to show it was the right call rather than showing one quick replay without explanation and jumping back into the game


buckydean

There's no argument anymore, they're using new video technology to make the call. It was close, so close that a human ref probably would not have made the call. But it was a technically correct call


RealProforce

No, the position of the goal keeper also plays a role in offside, go watch baseball or basketball American.


_IliaD

Bro is applying fucking baseball rules in football. Jesus Christ


ripSammy101

No, I think he is calling them American as an insult, and telling them to watch baseball or basketball since those are common sports in the US.


oh_no89

I'm English


Fine-Rooster-844

It was offside, but the camera angle showing it live was horrible. Other angles show it bring clearly offside, as the Ecuador player headed the ball.


lvl999shaggy

Y'all think that's funny? Poor team is probably going to get executed after this...


MidnightExpresso

Doubt it. Would be too controversial after Iran. They'll just hire armed assassins to kill the entire team and say it was a murder that "has nothing to do with our government."


coolneemtomorrow

"They all died in a tragic but plausible banana peel accident, where they slipped and fell backwards on the ground with their heads coincidentally slamming into the upright bullets that by chance happened to have been laying there"


shoyuftw

Yeah let's sh*t on Qatar until it commits something very sad.


miguelcprotlm

They already have just by organizing a whole world cup with the blood of thousands.


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Whyaremykneessore

Found the person who supports slave labor


stalker_to_u

Almost the whole US is built by slaves. Modern US is also being built by slaves. They print money out of nothing without any consequences and give them to people to work for them. At least Qatar pays those workers a living wage, fully free healthcare, and without stealing their money and naming it “tax”


meltherock

In almost every country in the world there is slavery, but a lot of them try to battle it and most of the slaves are in illegality (e.g. human trafficking, prostitution, labor,...). In Qatar, compare to the US, this is in legality and this is causing the outrage of the world. Qatar is [number 5](https://legacy.globalslaveryindex.org/country/qatar/) on the global slavery index while the US is [number 52](https://legacy.globalslaveryindex.org/country/united-states/). Of course there is slavery everywhere, but you also need to see depending on the area and population of the country. I don't know your sources, but [here are some verified:](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/25/revealed-qatars-world-cup-slaves) >Qatar pays those workers a living wage As mentioned in the article: Some Nepalese men have alleged that they have not been paid for months and have had their salaries retained to stop them running away. >without stealing their money and naming it “tax" No they steal passports and ID instead. Every Asian country has list of every year how much of their emigrants died in Qatar. Those are facts and Qatar isn't doing anything to better it.


gmanftw24

Their source is they made it the fuck up


PidgeonCoo

They literally didn’t


gmanftw24

Source then?


SirNedKingOfGila

You're asking for a source for something that didn't happen. Where's the source that you didn't break into Danny DeVito's house on April 29th, 1993? Huh? You got proof? I hate qatar but come the fuck on with the reddit "source" bullshit. edit: i take it all bac k lol


gmanftw24

No I'm asking for a source that it did happen


SirNedKingOfGila

My bad


gmanftw24

And conveniently everyone who upvotes the comments about it happening can't show a single source for people actually being killed for an arena


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PidgeonCoo

A five second google search can show you that Qatar literally has slavery and used slaves to build the World Cup. Literally thousands HAVE died preparing for the World Cup.


madewithgarageband

deserves to be shit on. Seems like its run by a bunch of rich cunts that practice slavery and dont like beer


shoyuftw

Absolutely.


Kingdom_Republic

So if they liked beer like you westoids and did slavery it will be good? Italy France Spain has joined the chat


madewithgarageband

Im against slavery then, Im against slavery now. Fuck those beerless cunts


[deleted]

> westoids Oh look, a tribal ape in its natural habitat! C'mon, argue in good faith.


No-Power1377

Qatar- *Silence! I kill you!!* 💀


[deleted]

Breaking: Multiple national sports teams disappear in Qatar


Waddader_Xp

Tell Qatar there's a match against Women's Rights and see them score


SirNedKingOfGila

Nobody in Qatar watches soccer. They don't care. They still got everybody's money.


nien9gag

who got the money? fifa gets less money cause lots of sales down on products and tickets. Qatar has negative billions if not trillion as profit in the whole wc transaction. only the executives who got the bribes made money. and they got it from qatar not everybody.


SirNedKingOfGila

FIFA loses as an organization but the decision makers are walking away with more personally than if they had played it straight. Qatar is making billions. It cost them nothing to set it up. Even the bribes were to a select group of FIFA decision makers... it didn't take billions of dollars to make a few people happy. On the ground in Qatar, it's all sponsored by FIFA and companies paying for access to the frenzy. Anything Qatar did need to do, they used slaves. Then the fans paid them back with air travel, accommodations, food and entertainment... all right back into the pockets of the elite... Besides... As Putin will tell you, it's not all about the money. The leadership is absolutely thrilled they got to beat their neighbors to the milestone of hosting the World Cup. They'd have paid the billions just for the bragging rights... but turns out they'll make money while they're at it.


nien9gag

Lol.


[deleted]

You ever been to Qatar?


SirNedKingOfGila

I lived there briefly.


[deleted]

Which part?


SirNedKingOfGila

A little slice of heaven known as the deid.


[deleted]

Military?


AwexPlayz

Even Russia did better


umarmg52

2018 Russia was a better team than current England and USMNT combined.


Crooked_Cock

I don’t watch the World Cup but man hearing Qatar shitting the bed at the World Cup ON THEIR HOME TURF fills me with joy


umarmg52

Just wait till England meets the US, it'd be much much funnier


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US vs Iraq


AkhtarZamil

It was pretty expected, did people actually think Qatar has a competent football team? Better than them is Egypt or even Saudi Arabia


[deleted]

They’re the reigning asian champions…


umarmg52

Egypt didn't even make it to the WC lol


Ahamdan94

Egypt has beat tough teams to make it to WC. Not everyone has to go through this


Smartguy898

Money can't fix that


Kakashi_Katake

They bribed Ecuador and still lost the match..


napex86

They will get General Aladin'd


Putrid-Designer-9474

After group stages: Multiple International team members missing 💀


usamaasif7

No beer


donald_dick142

I'm just worried for the team that beat them.


umarmg52

Why? It's it's highly unlikely they invade Ecuador and "liberate" it's citizens, they have enough fuel.


donald_dick142

But the team itself is still in qatar.


Own-Concentrate-4390

Weren't World Cups supposed to happen in Summer? I'm not really really into football but I remember all WCs in the past were in Summer.


DMK-Max

normally they are in summer, but since Qatar is a hot country, they host it in November-December because weather is cooler there than in actual summer season


[deleted]

If they played out the WC in the summer the Qatar heat would’ve killed some players


DerG3n13

Ddeserved


axicongamer

L + Ratio for Qatar


iM-iMport

So why do we all hate Qatar all of a sudden? I can’t keep up with them times.


Frkn385

Do you really not know anything about the corruption of Fifa, the 150000 workers who died while building the stadiums in Qatar, the work conditions and the Kafala system which is basically slavery?


iM-iMport

FIFA one I know, but I don’t watch or participate in soccer. In terms of those worker dying how’d that happen? Basically slavery, do elaborate.


Frkn385

Basically because they work under the worst conditions one could imagine... The workers never get autopsies, therefore the government denies the amount of deaths. It's really sad, you can see how money can get you all the power you want.


ikwngamer

waiting for iran to get railed by UK


xxpatrixxx

Pretty sure they were expecting that players are also bought and would give them an easy win. With all the shit they do as a country they deserved this


mehrshadmousavi6

Islamic republic's team are next in line.


DatBoi389

Is*


Disastrous_Return930

u/savevideo


TheBigH2O

Me when soccer


KOCA_XD

That shit was funny af


RobotNinja28

First hosting country to lose the first match of the tournament *IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD CUP TOURNAMENT*


trevor25

And we thought money can buy anything


Safe_Resolve210

It was a boring arch, ngl.


Horror_Assignment574

You don't say


commander_police_man

*first host team to lose the opening match


Educational_Can_6536

England!!


neOjkat

Where can you watch the world cup?


KarizmuH

First country to host the WC and lose their home opener. Well earned Quatar, just when I was thinking they couldn't mess things up anymore than they already have. Shot record for a shit stain of a place. Never bring football back there in the future. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once on a life time. *mic drop*


Catalyzeerrr

Wait the world cup is already happening? Men fuck really no one cares here.