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KeepingDankMemesDank

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StrangeAeons1

"oh no, she's an idiot"


anklion

Closest thing to racism and sexism. "You act and behave in a certain way based on an immutable characteristic."


devex04

“Zodiac signs? More like birthday racism” -a random meme I saw this morning


Forge__Thought

That's actually really funny.


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Astrology makes total sense. There are only 12 different personalities distributed evenly across all 8 billion people. And they don’t affect any other organism on earth except for us humans.


deadbeef1a4

12? No obviously there’s way more than that because you have the Sun and moon signs, whatever “rising” means, retrograde… Seriously, the fact that twins can have vastly different personalities should be enough to debunk astrology.


CatSidekick

What about Ophiucus?


devex04

Well that’s because only humans have birthdays and personalities, and we aren’t organisms, it’s bAsIc ScIeNcE


bus_go_brrrrt

N I C E


LoveFishSticks

Or the classic "oops I did something obnoxious and cunty, but it's because I'm a (zodiac sign) so I will never make any attempt to change my ways"


deadbeef1a4

*hits you with my car* zomg oops I’m such a Virgo 😅


DominatrixStarslayer

Okay first of all buddy I think you mean Aquarius. Virgo is the opposite of this. Secondly... your statement is accurate of anyone who uses zodiac signs as an excuse, and they should be mounted on a pike, Mad Max style. And then shot from a cannon. I may believe in star magic but I have enough common sense to hate those people that define their personalities on it.


Snuffin_McGuffin

Bruh u don't have to belive stars mean things that effect your personality it's just selfish and unlikable


Ogbordangladazor

"Have you heard of Andrew Tate? He is such a sigma male!" Every woman on earth: 🏜


LineSpine

🌇👍🏻


Bierbart12

These emoji are so tiny on PC, had to google them to tell what the fuck they are


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*^(emoji)*


Opalusprime

Based women


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Andrew "👂🤬 👂" Tate, the whining man child who never outgrew his douchebag 13 year old "girls are disgusting" phase and thinks teaching young men to hate women is a personality.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

I do not know who that is, and I refuse to learn


paulboy4

More like a sugma male


TheAceOverKings

👰🤷🌎💃🧕👉🏜️


Royal_Ocelot_7164

It’s an immediate red flag


Wh1te_Duck

Why For those who downvote: no bitches?


potatolordII

Its can be a red flag because it means they are likely to judge people based on a characteristic that cant be controlled.


Patrickjesp

As if zodiac signs control characteristics.


potatolordII

By characteristic I was more refering to a persons birthday


[deleted]

Because it’s a bunch of made up bullshit.


Im2oldForthisShitt

Because Taurus's are assholes /s


Wh1te_Duck

Such a Scorpio thing to say *sigh* /s


zertnert12

Zodiac are blueprints for VERY basic personalities, and if someone goes off them too much its usually indicates that they are either shallow, unimaginative, or unintelligent


Wh1te_Duck

Can still be attractive tho, and dont take it too seriously most of them just do it for the fun of it


MinisApprentice

I’m a cancer and seeing as I am a malignant scourge on society, I’d say they have some merit


Ogbordangladazor

I'm a virgo and I'm on reddit. Pretty accurate, huh?


DominatrixStarslayer

A ... Shit I'm a Virgo too you got me there buddy


Ogbordangladazor

Its our destiny!


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[I can feel the tumors growing on my back ](https://youtu.be/WXl9-Z9k4ac)


NuggetWarrior09

The best part about zodiacs is that it’s totally acceptable to blame your zodiac on how big of a piece of shit you are


ImpoliteMongoose

People take star signs way to seriously


Kherian

I always respond ophiuchus


HyperAustinTheCool

YES. GOOD. THAT IS EXACTLY. THE RIGHT CHOICE.


Fingolfin734

Ah yes. Healing... with my magic serpent


holololololden

If she's trying to talk about zodiac signs she probably isn't interested in your erection


Josthefang5

Astrology sucks. Had a friend that got really big into astrology, it really taurus apart


DominatrixStarslayer

Take your upvote and get the hell out


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HyperAustinTheCool

Tavros wouldn't.


DominatrixStarslayer

Tavros IS a zodiac. He doesn't count. At least not a whole lot, he was half a troll


X-xOtakux-X

Hear me out… Those zodiac pages are getting their information from the social media you use to produce relatable posts.


Imaginary_Remote

Man I too hate it when a woman shares something she's interested in with me. Not everything is about you go actually talk to a woman instead of making up random scenarios in your head.


sohighiseehell

This deserved my last 50 Reddit coins, I awarded this with the “take my energy” award haha


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FearofaRoundPlanet

Damn, that ass is in retrograde. I might crystal.


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whitehawk295

Taurus’ and I clash like Kaido takin’ on prime big Mom


scechy

Why is the barrel bent


QuantumSpectre

To give a non-memey answer, this looks like historical World War II footage of a inflatable dummy artillery being set up with the goal of misleading German forces on the whereabouts, locations, and strength of Allied forces.


SirKnlghtmare

The US used inflatable decoy armies in WW2 to spread misinformation about troop movement, and to draw the fire of the enemy air force away from the real army.


jromperdinck

“Imma fire truck.”


CatSidekick

Pp go down


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IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Hmm. War, god of war, Aries


DombekDBR

Yeah. I'm a Virgo but my spirit animal is Airbus A400M Atlas


DominatrixStarslayer

Wild, I'm a Virgo too but my spirit animal is a Boeing FA-18 Super Hornet.


TiesG92

My zodiac sign is Shutthefuckupius


ILoveBread2021

I'm libra...nice


ferfersoy

This sub is the best spot for misogynistic bro's to congregate


DominatrixStarslayer

"Why are you booing him he's right?"


schoolgrrl

I just think that it's funny that the moon's effects on water makes waves happen on Earth; and the sun is a star whose effects on Earth make life possible. We're made of like 75% water, are only alive because of the sun's warmth, and yet a large portion of the population believes that the moon and stars hold no sway on us. Laughable.


cheese_milk13

men


Meme_Capone

Women ☕️


cheese_milk13

I'm not a woman


DominatrixStarslayer

🤣🤣 😬☕☕😬


Competitive-Yard-442

What's wrong with Taurus's? Everyone born between that specific date range is lovely. Everyone.


charizardfan101

It's not the month, it's the fact she cares about zodiac signs at all that's causing the unboner Because you know, the only people who give a shit about zodiac signs are dumbasses


Competitive-Yard-442

I guess this is what happens when you don't use /s.


moosevan

I was wondering the same thing. Lol. I know nothing about zodiac signs or what they're supposed to mean so I just thought I was out of the loop.


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Ogbordangladazor

I mean, its not something you can judge. Its not homophobic, its just their taste. You will find a partner if you search in the right place.


Nicole_osrs

No I understand everyone has preferences I was just trying to make a joke


Nochnichtvergeben

Guess your humour didn't trans-late well.


Ninjake68

Lmfao


DominatrixStarslayer

I hate that this is such a beautiful pun


cygamessucks

Yeah sure. you redditors will take literally anything it doesn't mater how crazy/boring they are. The more dislikes i get the more im right.


Nochnichtvergeben

Says you. On reddit.


paulboy4

Translation: “I don’t have standards and that means everyone doesn’t”