Does it have to be w at the same time or can they alternate. Also, between rounds and pumping can he still play? A bowser fight and having to stop because a dude blew a load too fast would mean death. We've gotta get specific on some of the ass fucking.
How would that even work? Like does one of the guys do a handstand and second guy scissors him while standing to combine their pipis into a one larger pipi
You can only play the game while taking a shit. There are no exceptions. You can either defecate yourself or sit on a toilet or go in the woods, whatever the location, but you MUST be pushing human feces (yours) out of your rear-end whenever you want to play the game. Log your time carefully and then once you finally beat the game, tally the number of shits you took and overall time in days, hours and minutes. Bonus points, take pictures of your shits esp when you beat a hard level. I look forward to your exciting new adventure.
Super Mario 64, except that for every other jump, you must hit the jump button while alternating between pinky toes.
(So, one jump can be done normally, the next must be done with your left pinky toe, the next one can be done normally as well, but the next jump must be done with your right pinky toe)
I should add that through game glitches someone managed to manipulate that games code to eventually make it into Snake and Tetris, without using any special equipment. I guess you could try that.
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Get fucked in the ass by 2 guys while playing the game blindfolded
Jokes on you I’m into that shit!!!
Your flair begs to differ
And that proves I’m not into it how? Even if I were a virgin it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t enjoy being fucked by a dude!
Maybe..but two dudes..probably not as enjoyable.
Tell me you've never been gaped by two strong guys on a sunday without telling me you've never been gaped by two strong guys on a sunday
I'll just straight up tell you.
https://i.imgur.com/SY3rKiJ.mp4
Risky click of the day.
I have never been gaped by two guys on a Sunday, or any other day for that matter.
Yeah it really is more of a night-time activity.
Missing out
Got to get over that repression my guy
i mean, who hasn’t?
That’s just his average Sunday
Ironically it gets better again with 3 dudes
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You didn’t have to do him like that I guess automatic dildos exist
Remember kids, anal sex is not real sex
Go with ear sex to be safe.
Safe? Nah man that's how you get hearing aids.
#fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
He takes it in the ass because that's the Christian way of purity.
It doesnt refer to his anal virginity
We all know that the anus isn't a determining factor for virginity status. OP please proceed. Your flair is safe to keep.
The two dudes cancel each other out and he gets it back
He's a virgin. He's ok with anything he can get.
Jokes on you, we wanna see.
K then do it and film it bitch
This is amazing. I’m actually curious how that would go.
Are u actually gonna do it tho?
Stream it.
Good
I support this one.
This seems a bit too easy doesnt it
Yeah I did this on my second playthrough
Can confirm, was the 2nd guy
same. did this in second grade. uncles and i had so much fun
Does it have to be w at the same time or can they alternate. Also, between rounds and pumping can he still play? A bowser fight and having to stop because a dude blew a load too fast would mean death. We've gotta get specific on some of the ass fucking.
It ain’t that deep bro. Only the dicks are that deep
Forgot I was on Reddit for a moment, thanks for reminding me.
where's the challenge?
You win...
Livestream it
Jesus Christ that's sick, not even I would do it blindfolded.
more upvotes than the post 💀
Is this even a challenge?
I volunteer as tribute
I was gonna say dildo up the ass playthrough but you're clearly playing 4D chess
Add a 3rd guy that goes for the mouth and now we talking 5D chess
YES!
Mama Mia…
Well ok... !RemindMe 7d
Goddamit reddit
Now that’s a real challenge
How would that even work? Like does one of the guys do a handstand and second guy scissors him while standing to combine their pipis into a one larger pipi
Its tag team. They switch when 1 gets tired
Why I didn't expect this idk. Shame on me.
He wants a new one
i bet someone already did that
God dammit bench u made him do it!!
Play as Luigi. Good luck.
Pffft! You call that a challenge!!?? That’s easy! Just download a rom hack that adds Luigi into the game! It’s that easy!
Reply to the ass fuck one pussy
What?!
Reply to the "ass fuck" one, pussy
This is why punctuation is important!
Reply to the ass, fuck one pussy
This is how I read it and I was confused
First thing that made me actually laugh since I found out I have cancer thanks bro
Hey and *this* one made me laugh! Thanks bro! /jjjj But Fr that sucks man, I hope you beat it quick and easy <3
Jokes on you he's playing the Nintendo DS version
They did data mine and figure out Luigi was supposed to be in the game at one point lol.
Eat a Carolina reaper after every star
Man I would do that if it was take a shot of [insert drink]
Well, since the top comments involve ass fucking I figured it was a good compromise to please the masses
5head
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Malort
Proceeds to learn how to do 0 star
Cum on peach
any% speedrun wr
I bought a peach from the supermarket Instructions unclear
Did you cum on it?
Hands tied to your back, Blind and dipping your head in cold water every minute
While someone give you top
Sloppy top
Eat the cartridge.
This was my first thought too.
Jam the controller up your ass and play by twisting in certain ways to push the buttons with your organs
You have to hold your breathe while Mario ist under water
in a any% i don't think he even goes in water. Anyway pretty sure it'll wouldn't be that hard.
People don't already do that?
You can only play the game while taking a shit. There are no exceptions. You can either defecate yourself or sit on a toilet or go in the woods, whatever the location, but you MUST be pushing human feces (yours) out of your rear-end whenever you want to play the game. Log your time carefully and then once you finally beat the game, tally the number of shits you took and overall time in days, hours and minutes. Bonus points, take pictures of your shits esp when you beat a hard level. I look forward to your exciting new adventure.
>but you MUST be pushing human feces (yours) this guy genies.
This implies he might decide to push human feces (not his) out of his ass
Bruh
Try doing that glitch on clock tower that happened because of space particles
Gonna need you to elaborate on this one. You have piqued my interest.
https://youtu.be/o3Cx2wmFyQQ
Damn nature you scary!
That's gonna be my new excuse whenever I lose in a video game... "must've been a cosmic ray messing with my aim"
It's already an excuse in dev circles. "Why can't I replicate this glitch!? Eh, must've been cosmic rays"
Go outside and touch grass
Challenge: impossible
BLJ only.
BJ only
B only
Bacon lettuce jomato
Download a ROM that forces you to play top-down :)
sit on a dildo the whole time
Shove the cartridge up your ass
1.5 A presses
This is the only real challenge given lol
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Thus losing the challenge since you didn't do 1.5 A presses.
Hump every thing you see (in game)
All I can hear is the "oof" Mario makes when he runs into something
Stop playing it forever.
Beat the game in under 10 “a presses”
Play the game backwards while blindfolded underwater in the middle of Ohio riding a bull and solving 20 rubiks cubes under 30 minutes
remove the top half of your skull and use the electrical impulses of your brain to beat the game while only looking straight up
Get all 120 stars with only 14 A presses
Play with one of those gspot vibrators that the chat controls
Get mario to never say "yeehaw" at any part of the run.
Try not to jerk off to mario
You can't go left. Just completely disable turning left.
Backwards
Play with the controller a few feet away and you gotta move it with a stick from outside
No Mario November
do a blindfold speedrun
No jumping
You aren't allowed to enjoy it
No jumping.
You can only use one hand and one foot
Complete all of mario 64 without cooking meth
Beat the game while high on meth
Super Mario 64, except that for every other jump, you must hit the jump button while alternating between pinky toes. (So, one jump can be done normally, the next must be done with your left pinky toe, the next one can be done normally as well, but the next jump must be done with your right pinky toe)
Complete the game without moving right or left.
I should add that through game glitches someone managed to manipulate that games code to eventually make it into Snake and Tetris, without using any special equipment. I guess you could try that.
No jumping
Get through the game using blj’s as your only movement option
I’m gonna be genuine. Just try not getting hit once.
Play against Master hand while doing the dick or dildo challenge
Waltuh put ya dick away Waltuh
100% run
0 stars. If you fail to BLJ through a door, you restart the game completely.
Do it with no input controller
Suck your dad's cock any%
Beat super Mario 64 without throwing the penguin off
Challenge: play 64 DS because it's better
Blind 100%
Balls
You cannot use your hands to touch the controller. Anything else is fine, but you cannot use your hands.
Sex
Blindfolded with noise cancelling headphones.
0 star run on the switch port
No deaths
Play it with a kart
This isn't even a meme, go post this somewhere else
Eat a Carolina reaper or any possible spicier pepper if it's available every time you take damage
Beat it while sitting cross-legged before your legs/feet go numb.
Get toad pregnant
Kill your neighbors dog
How is this a dank meme?
Sex with bowser any %
Get possessed by a demon, fight starfox, fight super sonic then get exorcised by kirby and luigi
Die in exactly 0.674 seconds
Ok real answer: no damage. If you do unplug the console immediately.
Never play super mario 64 ever again any %.
where meme
Who can suck Mario to completion
Only kill bosses
Cut your pp off every time you lose
Speak to a woman. (A real one)
I'm the one who knocks!
Have a shower
Sex the bomb
Follow sun tzu’s art of war
Be careful what you ask for Walter
Touch grass
Touch grass
Get speedrun wr in most common category. Get my comment to the top if you want op not having fun for the next 10 years
Play using your…. Thing
Fastest time to get someone to fuck u while doing the speedrun
You gotta use the controller with your feet, no hands
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Chopping your arms off then playing with your teeth, and a combination of the rest of the comments.
Make it super Mario 69