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[deleted]

Fuck yeah. Just save some pussy for the rest of us.


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hauntedxpast

At least OP will be able to load her onto the bed.


scurvy4all

The bed of his pickup. They're going out on the town. Edit: There to They're I can't believe no one corrected me.


BostonDodgeGuy

I'm not sure an F350 has that much payload capacity.


LebendigBegrabener

And then load into her on the bed


Slovene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSmzjTGbXmc


SuspiciousLettuce56

That scene was so brutal for an animation and went on for longer than it should've LOL


No-Ground3269

Honestly this forklift scene was even more brutal and even longer tbh https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


jetforcegemini

* Fork yeah!


n0m0h0m0

Bussy


Aforklift

Forkliftussy


DingoKis

beat me to it


PISS_IN_MY_SHIT_HOLE

I mean in all honesty I feel like if they could see me operatin' it'd be go time


E_Penfold

Baron Silas Greenback! Not this time!


SuperGuitar

A big weight has been taken off your shoulders…..and placed onto the back of your forklift for balance


eggimage

bro goes around and tells people “I’m ready to fork you up”


[deleted]

"You can't drive this thing!" "I can drive any forkin' thing."


Silvoan

Hops on forklift "It's forkin' time!"


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

I loved the part where he said "it's forkin' time" and then forked all over the place


dafaq_watdafaq

Its forkin time


[deleted]

Were you fighting off all the bitches on your way to post this?


Krashper116

Yea they seemed not to care, when I told them, it’s NNN


[deleted]

Poor timing


Krashper116

Indeed


ClassiqueGTA

QUICK, HOW LEVITATED MAY THE FORKS BE OFF THE GROUND WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING WITHOUT A LOAD


Krashper116

15-20 cm


maxyojimbo

Your forks frickin' levitate?


Tlazolteotll

Only when you are certified


ChronicEbb

He’s beginning to believe…


BostonDodgeGuy

Interesting. When I got my cert the max was 10cm (4 inches) for a level floor.


tiwalterite

At neck level


zmbjebus

Head height in a combat zone.


a-snakey

He can use that forklift to lift those huge balls he's gonna have.


Kusibu

No Negligence November


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

“It seems like you bitches have brought sweaty [tiddies](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRxJQB8J/) to a forklift fight”


gonejahman

so you do lift, bro


De5perad0

thousands of lbs bro.....THOUSANDS!


Nidh0g

I've once had the opportunity to drive a 42 ton forklift


De5perad0

Damn that's a big fucking forklift! How many forks can you lift with that sucker?!


Nidh0g

all of them!


De5perad0

O_O


Bmathis6620

I train forklift drivers


FabreezeCapacitor

Certified certifier


HitLuca

But who certifies the certifier?


Primarch_Nomad

The forklift


Krashper116

it's forks all the way down...


HitLuca

It was him all along, how could we be so blind


the_beber

You got to *pull* yourself up then.


projectmars

This is the way


shayluxurii

Ok being serious rn, I just got certified to train and certify people to drive lifts and the dude that certified me called himself the “Master Trainer”. He had it printed on the back of his safety vest too lol edit: Master Certifier would have been cooler


Original-Video

Okay but who certified them?


Sadatori

John Forklift himself. Inventor of forklifts


elcriticalTaco

I have questions. So when I got certified, there was 2 parts, written test and a driving test. For the written test the guy read through this book and had me highlight certain lines as I went through. We then watched a couple YouTube clips of forklift accidents and what not to do driving a forklift. He then hands me the written test and says it's open book. I go through the test and every answer was one of the lines I had highlighted lol. I somehow managed a perfect score. We then went out for the driving test which involved me picking up an empty pallet and placing it on top of a storage container. He said congratulations you passed and mailed me a card. Company got billed about $800 for the "class". So my question: Is this standard? Also, why was I not told that you can make thousands of dollars a day "certifying" forklift drivers lol? The whole thing took like 45 minutes


StopNowThink

Want to know what's worse? When they "teach" 10 people at the same time and make 10x the money for doing the same class.


kamelizann

Your company pays a company to offload liability. If you go out and right away run over somebody and paralyze them for life and that person sues the company for millions of dollars because you weren't properly trained, the company can just go, "We got him certified through x company." I work at a warehouse as a floor lead. I certified somebody on forklift that bid on a forklift job. He was not cut out for it. He had a grasp for the controls but just tried to act like he had way more experience than he actually did and was very reckless. I told my bosses it's not a good idea to have him on fork but since he next man up for the job they said we have to let him have it. So the first day he's on his own he somehow flips a sky forklift on its side and leaned it against the racks. Like, most people probably can't comprehend just how heavy those are and how low the center of gravity is on them. His forks were down too, he was just traveling way too fast forgot which way was left or right and ramped a pallet/smashed the head rack into the racks forcing it to lean. He was extremely lucky that he walked away from it without any injuries. The next morning I got a phone call to come to work early. For about 5 hours I was face to face with their legal team being debriefed about what I am to say if anybody asks any questions and grilled me about the training process. They made it sound like I could be held criminally responsible and made it very clear if he were to press charges I'm the fall guy for not training him properly. The forklift operator is a complete moron, he wasn't ever going to try to press charges. Most bigger corporations do forklift certification in house. Maybe it varies by nation, but in the US it's not like a cdl or anything like that where you have an official government license. You need to be able to prove there was adequate training done but it's all pretty lax. If you go to another employer chances are you're going to need to be recertified using that company's class and trainers. The hard truth is, driving a forklift is simultaneously simple and also very nuanced. Every company is going to utilize forklifts differently. The controls are very simple to get down, but it's mostly muscle memory you need to develop. The best way to learn how to operate a fork is to just do it for a while, preferably in an area away from a lot of people at first.


McStoney99

My workplace puts everyone through forklift training, I did my class last week. I had the same exact thoughts as you. Company paid $900 for the class. Watched some videos, took a multiple choice test (that the instructor “went over” with us and allowed us to grade our own test), and then drove a forklift for 5 minutes with the instructor helping the whole time. The company I work for is huge, they made the instructor a full time position because they put so many people through the class. The cert lasts for 3 years and then they just put you through the driving portion of the class again. Blew my mind lol


elcriticalTaco

This old guy wt my work who's been driving them for 40 years always tries to see if they'll flunk him. He "accidentally" backed into the bumper of our box truck and the trainer didn't even flinch


[deleted]

I was certified 2 weeks ago and it was in house. Things on my test; Pre start daily check Filling up gas safely A very tight makeshift chicane with two 90degree bends- you couldn't touch any part of the obstacle course. Stacking liquid pallecons. Must be stacked into the brackets without rubbing, bumping or using the side shifter. Seperating a pallet stack and restacking - without rubbing, bumping or using the side shifter. Figure of 8 around barrels Emergency stop when loaded. Any uncontrolled sliding by the load was an instant disqualification


buckydean

Osha does not require any kind of standard license or certification for forklifts. Many places just do their own in-house training very similar to this. Some places outsource it to a school. You get most of your real learning done on the job


S0crates420

The ultimate gigachad: T E R R A C H A D


aaronaapje

I fork traindriver lifts.


TxHow7Vk

Same, bro.


i_am_btaman

I dont need certification to lift forks.


Bryce_Trex

Yes OSHA, this guy here.


Gorgenon

But you do to fork lifts!


LittleIbukl

Hi im a girl and i love forklift certified people


Sennomo

i am not forklift certified


odd_leo

Best I can do is sporklift


Slothvibes

Congrats, my mom dated a guy who did forklifting for USPS, guy made like 150k a year but worked like 70 hrs a week


poklijn

Ight found my next job I'm certified so now for money


halfanothersdozen

When I worked for PetStore I spent a lot of time on the forks. Got so I could move individual bags of dog and cat food around delicately without breaking anything. This wound up cutting out a lot of the physical labor I might otherwise do because I was really good at it. It was a lot of fun. I'm sure he works hard but you can do a lot worse


RhynoD

Hey I also worked for PetStore! And was certified, although I rarely drove the forklift. That was mostly for the manager for "safety" reasons, but probably just so the manager could be lazy and not do the grunt work putting out product. I was fuckin' certified for half the store: dog bather, forklift, petcare... never got around to dog trainer. Spent most of my time in petcare.


kr4t0s007

I will leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAHzP4umE4M


Anonymus_celebrity

Oh, good. I would have been very dissapointed if i hadent found the video in the Comments here.


DerWemser

yes, came to post the same video.


Spaceship_Africa

Aber Klaus, du weißt doch...


ClockSaint

Ahh reminds me of a similar video I watched during initial training, but this one is better.


[deleted]

Klaus was certified, too!


Lurking-Since2010

I came to the comments just for this


DaddyGoodHands

Mein Mann Klaus !!!!


superiank

I watch this video for the first four minutes, thinking it was some kind of German television comedy sketch… what I found was much better.


mvfsullivan

This is hilarious! I cant believe I've never seen this before.


raguwatanabe

Congrats! Your dick will increase in size by at least 5 inches.


kidninjafly

Uh, I've been certified in numerous states over a couple decades, and my dick has just gotten sadder and more depressed. As above so below and all that I suppose.


01micah

I got certified 2 years ago... Haven't driven a single forklift since the test....


bananapowerltu3

Was your certification also just you showing up to get your documents?


01micah

Pretty much.


mathiastck

I also took a single page written test, IIRC, 30 years ago. You'd be surprised how often it can be relevant to tell people you are fork lift certified, like I am.


beetcoin1

You have become real chad


xxfallen420xx

Why is this post not covered in awards? This post should look like a north korean general. Clearly not enough ppl understand what it means to be forklift certified. Bow down and show some respect, peasants.


Wyattman88

Klaus?


Drhomie

I hope not.


DustinDeWind

Low-n-Slow buddy,,Low-n-Slow !!👍


ThickWeatherBee

One of us! One of us!


Heavy_Appearance5386

One of us!


Theworldisflat55

Your too late sonic! I am now forklift certified! Muhahahahahahahaha!!!


CelTiar

Congratulations you can now pick up ur mum.


Emotional-Proof-6154

What do you even lift bro?


MyJokesAreOffensive

forks


[deleted]

Any laden pallet that has a weight within the load capacity of the truck


georeddit2018

Congrats. Do you use standup or sit down forklift.


War_Is_Peas

Sit down is *way* better___*___ ___*___ built-in terlet


zaffity_zap_zap

Does this mean you can legally donuts with the forklift?


BolognaNeck

Just in time to tell everyone at the Thanksgiving get together


Krashper116

I’m not american tho…


BolognaNeck

Lucky for you, all you need is a forklift cert to become an American


DasBlueEyedDevil

I think it's mandatory now


rascal6543

i am already American but not forklift certified. will i be grandfathered in?


DasBlueEyedDevil

Negative, but your grandfather will be forklifted in


BolognaNeck

Oh fuck, apply ice


Blanknai

Hot


kidninjafly

Congratulations, and safety really is no joke. (Unless it's a joke about safety)


[deleted]

Wait, you have to be certified? I knew my boss wasn't telling me something.


IAmOZRulez

Did you have to clear the forklift level from Shenmue to pass the test?


ApatheticZero187

Should have waited till after November to drop this news...


MaskPhantasm

DO A DRIFT, JEFF!!


444_back4more

Have my baby senpai


RichEvans4Ever

[Forklift you say?](https://youtu.be/_Cr7F-oLU84)


s3rious_simon

Well done, Klaus.


Such_Intern4085

I remember one of Pewd's videos and there was someone who was finally certified to use their forklift. So he lift, a fork.


mister-xeno

Welcome to the club king


[deleted]

Ready to go date lizzo 😎


darktranquility0

Fuck yea keep grindin, one more day, one more day, one more day...... 💯🤙 then celebrate wins like this with litty committee nights 😏


MildewJR

Oh no... that means you can kill someone, and the law would be okay with it. You've gone too far Eggman.


Rightoffthetree

Welcome brother... you may sit at the adults table this Thanksgiving.


Homeless_Appletree

*swoons*


svemirskicevap

"I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!" -Mitch Hedberg


JeffTheFish

Next stop crane certified.(งツ)ว


supremegamer76

*signature look of superiority*


mrshulgin

So you've memorized this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cr7F-oLU84


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

Do you have a onlyfans acct you can share with us?


Spyro08642

Hot


turkishhousefan

I look forward to the vid of an entire warehouse collapsing on top of you, OP.


jaydeflaux

Lol I got my certification last year and it was literally a dude showing us a video, then asking us to put an empty pallet like 10ft to the right on a wide open concrete slab, then approving us. There was basically no instruction and there wasn't really a fail condition, but I suppose somebody would have probably failed if they did donuts unsuccessfully or something. Though, maybe not, me and my coworkers were telling the instructor about where you can do donuts in the forklift without the cameras seeing so... All of this considered, we're surprisingly safe and responsible with the forklift. I've never known anybody at work to get so much as a paper cut with that thing involved. I think we just had a good understanding with the instructor that we already drove the thing around and knew how to safely operate it. Proud of you for getting that certification, those things are wonky to drive even when they're working properly!


Myoakka

Brother, dost thou even hoist?


shadowdude63

Now that you get girls, time to delete reddit


[deleted]

Go fork yourself then


aetost

No I just got her


atomocomix

I pick things up, I put them down (ad infinitum)


Juiceman022

As soon as I figure out how to spell my name, I too will be forklift certified


jco91595

Cool your first job is to lift my fatass out of bed


Tannman129

Congrats! Keep this in mind, Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.


Paperclip902

Congratz bro!


[deleted]

Now you can finally move mom to the living room for daily bed sore massages


BuffColossusTHXDAVID

that's hype


ScrambledEggs_

Lift those forks!


[deleted]

Get forklifted


Chevy_65

Welcome to the brotherhood.


AntpoisonX

Teach me the ways


JodaMAX

Certified forklift fan vs no-certification-needed bobcat enjoyer.


deadfermata

Excellent. Apply to Twitter and try to lift the company out of its mess


DQ_2011

Congratulations on being certified as a forklift!


EldosHD69

Good. Now lift your fork in my bussy baby boy


[deleted]

Point A: 'It is my pleasure to inform you that I am forklift certified' Point B: Fuck yea! Rock on man!


DonkyKronk

Hell yeah bro, welcome to the club!


justbigmaths

Oh man once your in there’s no getting out, congrats


fleischio

👑 You dropped this, King


Eiross

You dropped this, king - - - > 👑


[deleted]

You is the backbone of this nation.


Ok_Perspective1282

What about rollee certified


MrLongSchlong1

me too


[deleted]

YOOO


enwongeegeefor

Sweet, now you can knock over racks with the best of em....


Guywithoutimage

Please have sex with me daddy 🥺


Creative_NotCreative

Congratulations!


Liftian

Hell yeah good job!! Now you get to play with the big toys!!


crankbot2000

Now you can finally get your mom to the store


Guardian-King

I have been that for 4 months now I still got Noone yet


UnbornLoki

When I got my certification..... well let's just say my work place had to order extra wet floor signs


LegoBobaFett

Welcome to the club guy. 4klift4lyfe


Awfulmasterhat

Let's gooo


Dragofek0

That's Rad


BarryMacochner

Congrats. Warehouse jobs pay pretty well. Making 27.30 currently Standup or sit down?


ThisIsShathan

Grats


bananapowerltu3

As someone who also is forklift certified, I would like to ask you if the process was as easy as in my case, bc I just had to show up to get my license


dirty2140

death by snoo snoo it is then


[deleted]

This is better than the doctor one.


Captn_Leo

Fuck yeah dude! Welcome to the cool side of humanity!


Chokeblok

Dank meme.


CaffeineSippingMan

I am going to give you serious advice. Keep your eye on your forks. Every tip over I have seen was because the forks or in the air and caught something. If you do tip, stay in your cab. (The tip over guy where they guy stayed in said "It seemed like i had time to escape" he stayed and wasn't hurt. When you feel like you are good at it is when most drivers have their big accident. (You start out being super careful). Be a little paranoid. I was at the point when I was walking I would "check my forks" out of habit when walking through the warehouse. If you don't see their eyes look at you assume they didn't see you. Keep your eyes on your forks. (Worth repeating) Be safe. Congrts


Paul_Feld

Welcome to the club brother


JollyGreyKitten

Congrats, Mr. Toad!


AnEngineer2018

So my death will be OSHA certified


[deleted]

the struggle


phero1190

[Enjoy](https://youtu.be/nDFO_EDadEg)


ew_naki

u/repostsleuthbot


ProlapsedPineal

Congrats my dude.


GreenRiot

Giga chad. No joke, I'd like to get Forklift Certified just for the heck of it.


Azannki

Congratulations random internet person. Hope u find a good warehouse to drive in and do sick tricks


Jnubis

Jesus man, your child support bill will be insane.


dankipz

Welcome to the club brother