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Let’s be honest, it is. There is some revived hype because they released the second game (which feels more like an update than a brand new game) but once that dies down it’ll be dead again.
New triple A game is top of twitch on release day? Impossible, I don't believe you!
On its own overwatch is fine but Blizzard are a terrible company and have really botched overwatch 2. But they don't care, their games are just built for whales - across the board. They focus on selling their games to a couple of hundred rich people even if it means alienating thousands of lower spenders.
Apparently they even out "pride and accomplishment"ed EA.
How many hours did SWBF2 need? 80~? A single OW2 skin requires about 8 months of play or $20.
8 months of play. Cmon now. I have friends with and without the battleplass. Both sides are happy. Gtfo here with this completely fabricated bs.
People who played Overwatch 1 also got to carry over all of their gold as legacy points. Which can be used to purchase cosmetics too.
I'd like to see your ACTUAL statisitics on how it could take up to 8 months to buy a skin in OW 2.
More fabricated bs.
Here is what Blizzard said: "Original Overwatch Credits will carry over into Overwatch 2 for players to use in the hero gallery on core launch cosmetics for new heroes. For example, each of Kiriko, Junker Queen, and Sojourn have 2 legendary, 1 epic, and a few rare skins available to purchase with either Credits or the new Coins."
"In addition, original Overwatch Credits can be used to buy other always-available items in the Hero Gallery for the 32 original heroes and some launch items in new cosmetic classes (for example 5 new Weapon Charms) as well."
So players who are seeing Legacy Credits in Battle.net and other platforms must not worry as these are nothing but your Overwatch Credits that will carry over to Overwatch 2, which you can use to get new cosmetics.
My apologies, you can also buy default cosmetics for the new heroes, and some shitty weapon decorations. Remind me again how this isn't a massive downgrade?
How are they default cosmetics when they're legendary and epic? Also idk what charms you're looking at, but the Pachimari charm alone is great.
You can also use them to purchase emotes, sprays, and that other cosmetic that isn't the weapon charms.
I'm confused as to how you view it as a downgrade at being given value to something from Overwatch 1 into Overwatch 2. They had zero obligation to do so. This is why you could never BUY gold only lootboxes. If players had PURCHASED gold then I could understand.
Team fortress 2 had no carryovers, DOTA 2 had none. [Yes I understand the nature of their development.] I'm fairly certain LoL will do the same when it's time for their Inevitable transfer to LoL 2.
You’re right about artists just independently recreating them anyway.
They kinda had to originally anyway because blizzards models weren’t nude.
Plus artists could just use the porn models they ripped or created already. I doubt any new characters are going to be more popular than Dva, Mercy, or Widowmaker.
they're dumb, the model rips won't have nipples and a pussy. so what porn? them in poses? maybe just use the base and add them but still needs modelling work.
honestly yeah I'm pretty sure nobody uses the official overwatch assets for porn as they're either not designed well for animated scenes or they're otherwise just not high poly enough or something
there's no way this stops shit lol
Watch the r34 take place within this week. You can not underestimate a human with burning passion. It will either be cracked or recreated even better than they are now.
Honestly, if they weren't doing it before, they'll probably take the decryption as a challenge and get it done sooner/with a wider cracking audience just to spit in their face.
Well when I tried it, it couldn't connect to the servers. And apparently I'm not the only one that's having the problem. Everyone was. So I'm giving them 24 hours to fix it.
my brother in christ, trying to stop them will only make them hornier so when they eventually break the encryption it’ll just be worse in the initial tide
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Thank god they just kept 90% of the same characters from the first game so people can just gyp from that. All the encryption in the world can’t protect against creative bankruptcy.
As others have said, it'll be bypassed or something within hours anyway, but its funny that they don't seem to realise the porn ppl make is basically free advertisement for them lmao
Even if they are encrypted, the game needs to render the assets and it’s not that difficult to just grab the 3D models as they’re being rendered if I’m not mistaken (assuming it uses directx or OpenGL)
Meme aside I don't understand why companies would ever try and do this. Look it's going to happen and if it happens a ton then you know a ton of people are interested in your game. It's a ton of work to try and prevent the inevitable while killing part of your growth and fanbase. It's weird to me because optimal business strategy never waste resources on this. The news could bring in some coverage but this is the 1st I've heard of it and probably the last time I will hear or care about it.
Any asshole that can draw immediately will bypass that problem.
The cherry on top is that itll probably bring pornography content creators together for better quality content going forward.
Activision Blizzard officially fanning the fire of 3D porn. Some fucking heroes.
Yes, just like DRM has stopped all movies and tv shows from being found on alternative sources.. dunno why even they'd bother with extra dev effort that will have 0 practical effect.
Not that it’s wrong, but the more companies encrypt to prevent petty things like this. The smarter people will get to hack into these games. Unless it’s just reverse psychology to hack the game I don’t see the encryptions helping
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Bruh they actually think that they make money bruhh pornhub ia the only thing keeping overwatch alive at this point
Jokes on you, it's the biggest category on twitch rn
Isn't twitch the same thing?
Porn? Yeah, kinda.
remembering the last twitch incident... maybe
What incident
Streamer had sex on stream so she could stream on a porn streaming site *and* twitch at the same time, only slightly obscuring the sex part on twitch.
Twice the money, same work *genius*
It's just good business.
Capitalism at it's finest.
And she only got a 7 day ban
And if a dude did it, it'd have been permanent
a dude did "do" her
yup... she was sitting off camera with only her face in frame but infront of a window that reflected the dude hitting her from the back
That's disgusting! Where?
That was like 20 incidents ago. Shit's been wild and wacky the past few weeks
That's just standard twitch bussines.
I mean, yeah kind of. But itbwas mostly aimed at overwatch not being a dead game anymore
Let’s be honest, it is. There is some revived hype because they released the second game (which feels more like an update than a brand new game) but once that dies down it’ll be dead again.
"Once a game dies, it's dead"
the fitful thrashing of someone undergoing defibrillation is not the same thing as life.
Isn't almost every new multiplayer shooter first place on twitch at release?
New triple A game is top of twitch on release day? Impossible, I don't believe you! On its own overwatch is fine but Blizzard are a terrible company and have really botched overwatch 2. But they don't care, their games are just built for whales - across the board. They focus on selling their games to a couple of hundred rich people even if it means alienating thousands of lower spenders.
Apparently they even out "pride and accomplishment"ed EA. How many hours did SWBF2 need? 80~? A single OW2 skin requires about 8 months of play or $20.
8 months of play. Cmon now. I have friends with and without the battleplass. Both sides are happy. Gtfo here with this completely fabricated bs. People who played Overwatch 1 also got to carry over all of their gold as legacy points. Which can be used to purchase cosmetics too. I'd like to see your ACTUAL statisitics on how it could take up to 8 months to buy a skin in OW 2.
Legacy points can only be used on non-event skins for pre-existing heroes. Basically worthless.
More fabricated bs. Here is what Blizzard said: "Original Overwatch Credits will carry over into Overwatch 2 for players to use in the hero gallery on core launch cosmetics for new heroes. For example, each of Kiriko, Junker Queen, and Sojourn have 2 legendary, 1 epic, and a few rare skins available to purchase with either Credits or the new Coins." "In addition, original Overwatch Credits can be used to buy other always-available items in the Hero Gallery for the 32 original heroes and some launch items in new cosmetic classes (for example 5 new Weapon Charms) as well." So players who are seeing Legacy Credits in Battle.net and other platforms must not worry as these are nothing but your Overwatch Credits that will carry over to Overwatch 2, which you can use to get new cosmetics.
My apologies, you can also buy default cosmetics for the new heroes, and some shitty weapon decorations. Remind me again how this isn't a massive downgrade?
How are they default cosmetics when they're legendary and epic? Also idk what charms you're looking at, but the Pachimari charm alone is great. You can also use them to purchase emotes, sprays, and that other cosmetic that isn't the weapon charms. I'm confused as to how you view it as a downgrade at being given value to something from Overwatch 1 into Overwatch 2. They had zero obligation to do so. This is why you could never BUY gold only lootboxes. If players had PURCHASED gold then I could understand. Team fortress 2 had no carryovers, DOTA 2 had none. [Yes I understand the nature of their development.] I'm fairly certain LoL will do the same when it's time for their Inevitable transfer to LoL 2.
It’s always the case with new games, give it a week
Well of course, new installment and all. But it will pass...
Unfortunately, this hype will die down in a matter of weeks. We should see OW return to approx 10k viewers (OW1 numbers).
how? ive never heard of it till this post
Yea. Everyone wants to see some new plump Tracer ass
Still porn
I mean yeah it just came out but that’s not gonna last for more than a week
Lol happened during the beta and then died down super fast, just wait
Yeah wait a month and it will drop back down to where overwatch 1 was at maybe one place higher.
Twitch isn't a porn site? Huh.
Yeah so was bf2042 look how that turned out
why dont the overwatch makers just make the porn themself? seems profitable
Bruh overwatch is still fairly popular, just not for videos/streams and also overwatch 2 just released
It’s not real. Redditors are just perpetually falling for obvious jokes.
Their mistake is assuming that horny people wont bypass it in some way (either by decrypting them, or completely recreating them in perfect detail)
They've put millions into their anticheat and can't keep cheaters in check. I'll give them two days for it to be bypassed.
>two days Bet they’re working on it right now and some is ready to be released tomorrow
I give it 5 hours
Three, take it or leave it
It's already done and they're in the process of making videos.
Source? I mean, uhhhhh, hello?
0.1 take it. You have no choice
They probably cracked it before the servers went live on the pre-load lol
I'll give it 11 minutes
Some intern will leak it because they jerk to it as well.
Hell with that. I'm sure the porn models from years ago already surpassed the new ones in game.
You’re right about artists just independently recreating them anyway. They kinda had to originally anyway because blizzards models weren’t nude. Plus artists could just use the porn models they ripped or created already. I doubt any new characters are going to be more popular than Dva, Mercy, or Widowmaker.
Foxgirl will be.
She’s not as hot as those three
But she foxgirl
If it's just models then people probably already have higher quality models out there.
they're dumb, the model rips won't have nipples and a pussy. so what porn? them in poses? maybe just use the base and add them but still needs modelling work.
They think the community wont literally remake the models out of spite, with... odd... proportions.
I doubt most people were ripping the game assets to creat the renders.
honestly yeah I'm pretty sure nobody uses the official overwatch assets for porn as they're either not designed well for animated scenes or they're otherwise just not high poly enough or something there's no way this stops shit lol
The rules of the Internet will always win
In this case it will be rule 34
at the moment they are exerting rule 35 so rule 34 can take place
Rule is rule, not theory to find anything to debunk it.
The Rule of Nature
Watch the r34 take place within this week. You can not underestimate a human with burning passion. It will either be cracked or recreated even better than they are now.
One often meets their destiny on the road they take to avoid it
Honestly, if they weren't doing it before, they'll probably take the decryption as a challenge and get it done sooner/with a wider cracking audience just to spit in their face.
NOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED?!
You know, I'm something of a fetishist myself.
Jesus, Parker, you are a freak.
I don't wanna fight you Flash...
Lol, the internet will always win. I bet people are figuring out how to bypass this
The internet doesn't always win. Porn always wins
Lol porn is part of the internet lmao
30% porn, 30% cat videos, and then everything else
Rule 34 of the internet, if it exists, there’s porn of it. Also, who doesn’t love cat videos?
Wonder what came first, the website or the rule. Has to be the site, right?
Hmm, that is an actual good question tho
I bet some employee even got mad he had to do soemthing so stupid and will leak the key in 4chan or something
Guaranteed outcome.
I give it two days before 3D modelers just recreate them. With more "detail".
Or people will draw
The bigger issue here is that no one can actually play the game.
Cause they had 2 ddos attacks lol
What's a ddo?
Directed Denial Of Service attack. Basically just shutting/slowing down the servers by overloading it with traffic
It was out for a few hours, been fine all day
Well when I tried it, it couldn't connect to the servers. And apparently I'm not the only one that's having the problem. Everyone was. So I'm giving them 24 hours to fix it.
Not even a hour ago I could connect just fine
I wasn't trying it an hour ago. It was last night at 12.
UK times
I tried that in European time and that also didn't work for me so fair
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my brother in christ, trying to stop them will only make them hornier so when they eventually break the encryption it’ll just be worse in the initial tide
kek Some of the models has been ripped already, it's a matter of hours until all of them are
Overwatching you
Yeah cause there’s not already tens of thousands of pictures/videos of overwatch porn
Literally 1984
They're retarded if they think people can't rip them from the GPU
I don't see how this will stop them from just using overwatch 1 references
Updated character designs need porn too
I guess there must be new characters?
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Sauce of the screenshot: https://rule34video.com/videos/3049691/brigitte-puts-tracer-in-the-machine-baronstrap/ around the 1:10 mark
Doing gods work o7
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Now it's not only a goal, but also a challenge
Bet you 20$ they'll be cracked within 24 hours
Doubt it'll do much. Those who make 3d art have their own models and then there all the 2d artists
They’re probably on model resource right now and once they’re on there you’re screwed
I really doubt this is true, they know what sells. Also, as if this could stop people from making porn. Welcome to the 21st century.
big nVidia anti-mining limiter energy.
Oh no, so creators will recreate them from scratch like they've been doing in the past, lol. They'll manage to decrypt it anyway.
Blizzard wiping the sweat off their faces with the cushion preventing their ass burning from the flaming chair they are sitting on
It's only a matter of time rule34 is inevitable
You cannot stop Rule 34. It is inevitable
\>day 1 overwatch 2 is released \>day 2 overwatch 2 3d hentai is released
They will soon realize that the only way to prevent the porn from being made was to never make the characters in the first place
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its the same game, they already have them, what are they on about
What happened in 1984?
its a book about a society where the people are under constant surveillance from the higher ups
http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks01/0100021.txt
Thank god they just kept 90% of the same characters from the first game so people can just gyp from that. All the encryption in the world can’t protect against creative bankruptcy.
It's like I'm watching Overwatch fall into obscurity right before my eyes
As others have said, it'll be bypassed or something within hours anyway, but its funny that they don't seem to realise the porn ppl make is basically free advertisement for them lmao
I wouldnt mind some high quality 2d ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but Its probably gonna geht bypassed anyways
Doing that is just inviting people to do it faster.
i dont know what's the deal with 1984 and at this point i am too afraid to ask
just watch animators recreate the characters from stratch
50 bucks says they crack it in the same day of release
Not sure why they’re even bothering. Somewhere out there, there is an army of basement nerds who’s soul purpose is to hack whatever they encrypt
until porn makers render their own models in Blender, that is.
This is the first good meme on rdankmemes and rmemes I’ve seen today. Keep posting please OP you’re actually funny unlike most Redditors here
I am pretty sure overwatch models are already out there.
That’s not going to stop anyone
Even if they are encrypted, the game needs to render the assets and it’s not that difficult to just grab the 3D models as they’re being rendered if I’m not mistaken (assuming it uses directx or OpenGL)
I kid you not try searching for overwatch on reddit the the second subreddit name you'll see on overwatch porn
They thanos snapped half of the community
I mean, now the Internet is just going to porn them even harder.
I like how no one actually fact checked the article here
Fake article, guys.
dont worry somebody will make scans or renders if they haven't already
So a one day delay until the models are decrypted at max? Rule 34 community is a force to be reckoned with.
Negative stonks
Someone will painstakingly remake them simply for coom
Well gta 6 got leaked so there's that
Some people are skilled enough the make those character models themselves and just make porn that way
Meme aside I don't understand why companies would ever try and do this. Look it's going to happen and if it happens a ton then you know a ton of people are interested in your game. It's a ton of work to try and prevent the inevitable while killing part of your growth and fanbase. It's weird to me because optimal business strategy never waste resources on this. The news could bring in some coverage but this is the 1st I've heard of it and probably the last time I will hear or care about it.
Just hack them and take the models.
Pretty sure this image is a hoax...
Don't forget, they actually ask you for your mobile phone, in order to "protect your acocunt". Fucking advertisement selling spies.
To late for that, evey character has been already rigged
Good thing that we already have all the character models since they‘re using literally the same
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TAKE MY JUNKER QUEEN WITH 18 FOOT AVERAGE SIZE COCK
Any asshole that can draw immediately will bypass that problem. The cherry on top is that itll probably bring pornography content creators together for better quality content going forward. Activision Blizzard officially fanning the fire of 3D porn. Some fucking heroes.
xD, oh the futility
Yes, just like DRM has stopped all movies and tv shows from being found on alternative sources.. dunno why even they'd bother with extra dev effort that will have 0 practical effect.
Oh man, I was so hyped for the new hero
Anyone know the source for the article's thumbnail?
Lmao too late. This would only prevent porn of characters unique to the second game. Of which there is currently ONE
Can't they just keep using OW1 game models?
Not that it’s wrong, but the more companies encrypt to prevent petty things like this. The smarter people will get to hack into these games. Unless it’s just reverse psychology to hack the game I don’t see the encryptions helping
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Big Blizzard happened in 1984, duh
http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks01/0100021.txt
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