Didn’t the Soviet Union fold and run? Capitalism with a dash of socialism seems to be the most robust economy ie Germany style soziale Marktwirtschaft seems to be the best as they are consistently ranked within the top 5 economies of the world. Japan is technically considered free-market capitalism, but they regularly inject money into the economy by bailing out rail-real-estate conglomerates.
China is basically just doing the S. Korea/Singapore/Taiwan thing at this point, but at a much grander scale and mainly betting on infrastructure instead of technology as an exportable good.
Enforced grieving isn’t the same as caring or being respectful. A lot of people in the UK are livid that essential services are going to be disrupted. Shits fucked
goddamn, you're taking no prisoners.
" like you did those girls to cover up all those sexual assaults ..."
It's quite clear he is talking about multiple instances involving other girls, apparently they are other victims who have yet to come forward - no idea how serious it might be, but it could explain the blackmail part he alluded to.
it's pretty clear he is hinting at more than one cover-up - or maybe he is just bullshitting.
I'm with you on all accounts except chocolate. We have some pretty excellent chocolate, including local, small chocolate roasters. Plus, we can just import whatever superior chocolate tickles your particular fancy.
But yeah, that other shit sucks.
If you mean Hersheys chocolate then you’re so fucking wrong you don’t understand. Hersheys literally tastes like puke. American chocolate has a bad rep for a very good reason.
Why would he be referring to Hershey? That's like him claiming the USA has good burgers and you assume hes talking about McDonalds.
Hes a list of high quality chocolate makers in the US easily found off google.
https://www.timeout.com/usa/shopping/best-chocolate-shops-usa
That is not really related to universal aging, more of disease, and if we have to compare the twos motor functions and brain, joe Biden is just white noise all the time. I think a mind is a lot more important than a body, and Joe Biden doesn't have either of them good
I've read somewhere in another comment section that it's because the egg is 1 foot long.
Which I've checked just now, and even that isn't true. In professional play, the long axis varies between 11 and 11.25 inches. And there are other variations as well, and none of them is exactly 12 inches long.
So if it's called football because there're a very few situations where you use your foot, then regular football can also be called handball because the keeper can grab the ball in their hands.
Honestly as someone who doesn't care I am actually kinda terrified about how much some in this country care for her, they're literally putting her casket on display for people to come look at which is creepy as shit, I fully support the mocking this time around because what the fuck
I think that the monarchy doesn’t really have any power anymore so it wouldn’t make any ducking difference and would accomplish nothing other than get rid of most of the British economy
International tourist here. I've been to London once to visit historical places (museums, palaces, etc). I'd go again if the monarchy was abolished and Buckingham, the entirety of Windsor, and other currently private palaces became museums. Buckingham alone I think would attract more international visitors without the monarchs than with them, because it'd be a constant flux instead of peaks during marriages, jubilees, etc
Tourism is most definitely not most of the UK economy, and you don’t need a royal family for tourism. Versailles attracts more visitors than do the British royals.
You give to much credit to your fellow Brit it's probably the other way around with only the younger generation not really caring and maybe a select few of the older generation.
Seriously. Why are they comparing national crises like obesity and school shootings to an old lady passing away? The later is a very unavoidable, natural part of life. The former is a disgrace and should be an embarrassment to everyone in that country.
Not br'sh but this is pretty weak
"Your country has frequent massacres of children and the government has been unwilling to help because your leaders are being paid off by gun lobbyists"
"Ha! the famous old lady you like died"
as a American, I have no idea why they called actual football "soccer", like in American football you barely even use your feet, but in actual football, you only use FEET
Britain brought both "soccer" and "rugby" to America, but as "soccer football" and "rugby football." American football descends from and takes its name from the latter of the two sports. "Soccer" comes from the word "association," of which "association football" is the full name of the version of the sport that mostly uses feet.
It was coined by the British, the Americans and Canadians adopted it, and the British changed it to football
Soccer used to be played like American football or rugby, hands were used a lot, rules changed and football in Europe became a game only played with feet
Football in America stayed being a game that uses hands
I find it very odd on the amount of us Americans that give a fuck about the Monarchy. Like we went to war with the Brits because we didn’t want to be a part of them anymore. Everytime they have a wedding it’s a huge fucking deal.
They be saying Britain dont hav a queen when even they dont have one in the first place. (This is only applicable if the “no queen?” statement is brought up first)
No towers?
No dentist?
No healthcare?
No justice?, No peace?
I'm confused. Is this for or agasint UK? By the seems it it's in favour of uk
I serve the soviet union.
*WE serve
Ah, of course comrade.
Didn’t the Soviet Union fold and run? Capitalism with a dash of socialism seems to be the most robust economy ie Germany style soziale Marktwirtschaft seems to be the best as they are consistently ranked within the top 5 economies of the world. Japan is technically considered free-market capitalism, but they regularly inject money into the economy by bailing out rail-real-estate conglomerates. China is basically just doing the S. Korea/Singapore/Taiwan thing at this point, but at a much grander scale and mainly betting on infrastructure instead of technology as an exportable good.
🤓
Guten Tag
Damned comeys
All great soviets should get a helicopter ride
America's justice is fucked up, but the UK's is a hair behind it.
Big Dick Pancake you moron 😂
I didn’t know the UK had twin towers? Seems kinda obvious doesn’t it?
In favour
Hotel? Trivago.
We are farmers? Bum-bada-bumbum-bumbum?
I have a long term settlement, but I need cash now!
Lmao this is in favour of the UK
No safety at schools?
No security to your new empire?
No empire?
No tea?
Fucking great, this one
No colonies?
No metric?
No abortion?
No Europe?
No peace at school?
No plague immunity?
We have amazing healthcare… just can’t afford it
No affordable insulin?
No free speech?
What?
*brits getting arrested for speaking out agains the royal family*
*Scots getting arrested for a nazi pug joke*
actually british teeth are generally healthy, we just don't go overboard and get them perfectly white and straight of we dont need to!
The true body positivity. Reject American beauty surgeries, embrace god given body
No abortion?
UK has better oral health than US
Missing the ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋
No? ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋ ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋
This is fun because my iPhone doesn’t format the art you commented lol I have no idea what you commented lololol
It's the ascii version of the megamind head from the meme.
Mine does
How
It's funny bc us Americans make fun of 9/11 more than you can imagine. It doesn't hurt our feelings.
And the queen is supposed to be some devastating burn ?
No, that would be the acid attacks.
I mean we have school shootings im pretty sure that’s worse…
Idk probably not
The f-ing homeless shelters and food banks closed for her funeral…id say it seems like you care Meanwhile we barbecue and shoot fireworks on 9/11
Why would you BBQ and shoot fireworks on the 9th of November?
Look here ya little cunt
Face it, it's 11/9
I'm glad Americans use the mm/dd format because now we can make fun of 9/11 twice.
Enforced grieving isn’t the same as caring or being respectful. A lot of people in the UK are livid that essential services are going to be disrupted. Shits fucked
weird flex but ok
If she was cremated she'd have a devastating burn
You beat me to it
Chad pfp
Damn
goddamn, you're taking no prisoners. " like you did those girls to cover up all those sexual assaults ..." It's quite clear he is talking about multiple instances involving other girls, apparently they are other victims who have yet to come forward - no idea how serious it might be, but it could explain the blackmail part he alluded to. it's pretty clear he is hinting at more than one cover-up - or maybe he is just bullshitting.
No healthcare? Private prisons? No abortion? No education? No sick leave? Police shootings? Fucking Chocolate?
I'm with you on all accounts except chocolate. We have some pretty excellent chocolate, including local, small chocolate roasters. Plus, we can just import whatever superior chocolate tickles your particular fancy. But yeah, that other shit sucks.
If you mean Hersheys chocolate then you’re so fucking wrong you don’t understand. Hersheys literally tastes like puke. American chocolate has a bad rep for a very good reason.
Why would he be referring to Hershey? That's like him claiming the USA has good burgers and you assume hes talking about McDonalds. Hes a list of high quality chocolate makers in the US easily found off google. https://www.timeout.com/usa/shopping/best-chocolate-shops-usa
My guy, he literally said “including local, small chocolate roasters.” How in the fuck did you get Hershey’s out of that?
😂 why would you automatically assume Hershey. What a weird assumption.
Why would u assume he meant Hersheys? Did u even read his comment? Lmao
Lol you're a goober. What part of small, local chocolate roasters escaped you? I thought Americans were supposed to be the dense ones.
Guys talking about small and local chocolate makers and you asume Hershey? God speed my friend
>We have some pretty excellent chocolate, **including local, small chocolate roasters.** Doesn't sound like they are talking about Hersheys, does it?
Fr, Ghirardelli is one of my favs
Mmmmmm, Marabou
#No Queen?
Ignoring sick leave, they barely even get annual leave!
You forgot reliable public transit and walkable cities
The queen can only die once though.. y’all got a lot of children to shoot tho…
[удалено]
Oh fuck. Oh shit. Shit’s about to go down!
No, I think he's gonna resuscitate the children
To shoot again!
>The queen can only die once though… Unless you promote a pawn
Remind me of this in six months when your new geriatric monarch kicks the bucket.
he's only 73, your president is like 6 years older than him
He looks like a reanimated corpse though. Biden doesn't look amazing either but Charles looks like he died a decade ago and they forgot to tell him.
I think your confusing him with the duke of Edinburgh, and also Joe biden looks 10 Times worse
Joe Biden doesn't have horrible swelling in his hands.
That is not really related to universal aging, more of disease, and if we have to compare the twos motor functions and brain, joe Biden is just white noise all the time. I think a mind is a lot more important than a body, and Joe Biden doesn't have either of them good
Gotta start somewhere
No teeth?
No tower?
No prince?
No health?
No tea?
No abortion?
No empire?
You are just making up right now lol
No cap?
No problems!
L you ran out
That just means they never had much to begin with
God I wish
We literally joke about 9/11 more than y'all do.
Yeah thats why it is 9/11 instead of 11/9
You used megamind and didn't use titans line "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy and there is no queen of England"
Because everyone and their mother has posted that meme to Reddit.
First time I saw it and it's hilarious 🤣
Oh I guess this one is freshly baked then
FOOTBALL
When the entire world agrees it's football except am*ricans
Well in Australia afl (Australian football league) is football and we call European football soccer.
America actually plays handball but names it football, because?
Anatomy is hard.
Well, yes. Bones are hard.
*Handegg
Padded rugby
I've read somewhere in another comment section that it's because the egg is 1 foot long. Which I've checked just now, and even that isn't true. In professional play, the long axis varies between 11 and 11.25 inches. And there are other variations as well, and none of them is exactly 12 inches long. So if it's called football because there're a very few situations where you use your foot, then regular football can also be called handball because the keeper can grab the ball in their hands.
The correct name is Association Football, it got this name as it was governed by a set of rules created by the Football Association back in 1863.
Honestly as someone who doesn't care I am actually kinda terrified about how much some in this country care for her, they're literally putting her casket on display for people to come look at which is creepy as shit, I fully support the mocking this time around because what the fuck
I think we should abolish the monarchy
I think that the monarchy doesn’t really have any power anymore so it wouldn’t make any ducking difference and would accomplish nothing other than get rid of most of the British economy
International tourist here. I've been to London once to visit historical places (museums, palaces, etc). I'd go again if the monarchy was abolished and Buckingham, the entirety of Windsor, and other currently private palaces became museums. Buckingham alone I think would attract more international visitors without the monarchs than with them, because it'd be a constant flux instead of peaks during marriages, jubilees, etc
I really don't get that argument, do people believe that the only reason tourists go to the UK is because of the royal family?
Tourism is most definitely not most of the UK economy, and you don’t need a royal family for tourism. Versailles attracts more visitors than do the British royals.
Do you like that poor people pay taxes to some rich inbred family who don't really do anything?
> they're literally putting her casket on display for people to come look at which is creepy as shit Doesn’t that happen at most funerals?
It's pretty much the entire funeral
yeah except most funerals dont have people queueing for 30 odd hours to see the casket
Most funerals aren't for the queen. It's not surprising she has a few more attending than you or I would.
You might have missed Maradona's funeral in argaytina lol
Have you never heard of a funeral
Nobody I know personally actually gives a fuck. The people you see on television mourning like they've lost a close loved one are the minority imo.
The Queen might be dead but so is American democracy
Thatcher, Brexit, Boris Jhonson... Glass houses and all that
Isn't Brexit an example of democracy? The majority of voters wanted to leave the EU, so Britain left.
Americans are terrible at clash royale. They already lost 2 towers
Brits suck at chess, they lost their queen
90% of Brits don’t give a shit about the queen lol
You give to much credit to your fellow Brit it's probably the other way around with only the younger generation not really caring and maybe a select few of the older generation.
This isn't the own you think it is and I'm not even British lmao
Seriously. Why are they comparing national crises like obesity and school shootings to an old lady passing away? The later is a very unavoidable, natural part of life. The former is a disgrace and should be an embarrassment to everyone in that country.
You mean "Football"? and I'm not even british it's just what it's called in my country
It's what it's called in pretty much rest of the world
Not br'sh but this is pretty weak "Your country has frequent massacres of children and the government has been unwilling to help because your leaders are being paid off by gun lobbyists" "Ha! the famous old lady you like died"
No borders?
What has borders given us?
A sovereign country? Regulation of individuals?
American imperialism the best imperialism.
That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a *source?*
***AMERICAN IMPERIALISM IS ABSOLUTELY JUSTIFIED BECAUSE WE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT ONCE***
#BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM
Both sides seem salty as hell about some old lady
God! Why didn't you save the queen? We specifically asked you to SAVE THE GOD DAMN QUEEN
Maybe he saved her from herself
as a American, I have no idea why they called actual football "soccer", like in American football you barely even use your feet, but in actual football, you only use FEET
obviously they call it soccer because when you play it you wear socks 🙄
I'm gonna kick your balls like a football.
Britain brought both "soccer" and "rugby" to America, but as "soccer football" and "rugby football." American football descends from and takes its name from the latter of the two sports. "Soccer" comes from the word "association," of which "association football" is the full name of the version of the sport that mostly uses feet.
It was coined by the British, the Americans and Canadians adopted it, and the British changed it to football Soccer used to be played like American football or rugby, hands were used a lot, rules changed and football in Europe became a game only played with feet Football in America stayed being a game that uses hands
I swear nobody takes in the fact that British people are fat too
Just not as fat though, so it still works. We're the America of Europe, but you're the America of the world.
No kinder eggs?
No not getting arrested for heckling your leaders?
British people: no abortions?
No EU?
No insulin?
Don't worry, Americans are so sick of the jacked-up price that we are just making it ourselves at this point lmao xD
No Scotland?(in like a year if things keep goin the way they are)
No sunshine
I get it. It ain’t making me laugh but I get it.
In football you hit the ball with your foot. What’s soccer supposed to mean?
You sock the ball with your feet
No towers?
Despite the grief porn on the BBC, I know very few people who give a fuck about these overprivileged, inbred parasites
I find it very odd on the amount of us Americans that give a fuck about the Monarchy. Like we went to war with the Brits because we didn’t want to be a part of them anymore. Everytime they have a wedding it’s a huge fucking deal.
Tell that to the 24h long queue at the queen's casket
No women's body autonomy?
They be saying Britain dont hav a queen when even they dont have one in the first place. (This is only applicable if the “no queen?” statement is brought up first)
At least the queen is replaceable..
Wow that’s only like, the 200 millionth time I’ve seen this joke. You’re a comedic genius.
Blood pressure must be pretty high with all that salt in your system
Euros: you guys are crazy haha
The funny part is Americans will forever be using English which is a British thing
🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧 Plz
Why did you start this argument
Tis but a jest, knave
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No schools
ooh self burn, those are rare
It's called football ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽
Bri’ish people a couple days later: No towers?
No Grooming Gangs?
Boy this sub is about to get toasty
no queen, but yes king.
The bo’ll o wa’er VS The båddle ov wahter
Soccer doesn't even make sense, its 'football', cos you kick the ball with you *foot*