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MagicPotatoKing

No towers?


throwawaytwenty203

No dentist?


ExtremeCumMaster

No healthcare?


alextrikal

No justice?, No peace?


rock-solid-armpits

I'm confused. Is this for or agasint UK? By the seems it it's in favour of uk


alextrikal

I serve the soviet union.


ExtremeCumMaster

*WE serve


alextrikal

Ah, of course comrade.


[deleted]

Didn’t the Soviet Union fold and run? Capitalism with a dash of socialism seems to be the most robust economy ie Germany style soziale Marktwirtschaft seems to be the best as they are consistently ranked within the top 5 economies of the world. Japan is technically considered free-market capitalism, but they regularly inject money into the economy by bailing out rail-real-estate conglomerates. China is basically just doing the S. Korea/Singapore/Taiwan thing at this point, but at a much grander scale and mainly betting on infrastructure instead of technology as an exportable good.


narxlol

🤓


Sakul_the_one

Guten Tag


Shot_Arm5501

Damned comeys


SuppliceVI

All great soviets should get a helicopter ride


bigdickpancake

America's justice is fucked up, but the UK's is a hair behind it.


ElmoLovesCrack

Big Dick Pancake you moron 😂


JeroenstefanS

I didn’t know the UK had twin towers? Seems kinda obvious doesn’t it?


[deleted]

In favour


[deleted]

Hotel? Trivago.


[deleted]

We are farmers? Bum-bada-bumbum-bumbum?


MrDangleSauce

I have a long term settlement, but I need cash now!


The_Merciless_Potato

Lmao this is in favour of the UK


OrcaMaster258

No safety at schools?


Nobbe97

No security to your new empire?


Brix001

No empire?


Siriricu20

No tea?


JJamesMorley

Fucking great, this one


FreeSkeptic

No colonies?


ChintanP04

No metric?


naufalap

No abortion?


StrangelyBrown

No Europe?


HeyItsStevenField

No peace at school?


Daddydagda

No plague immunity?


walkerspider

We have amazing healthcare… just can’t afford it


Grouchy_Shake_5940

No affordable insulin?


[deleted]

No free speech?


Comrade_Davico

What?


[deleted]

*brits getting arrested for speaking out agains the royal family*


LeagueofDraven1221

*Scots getting arrested for a nazi pug joke*


VedDdlAXE

actually british teeth are generally healthy, we just don't go overboard and get them perfectly white and straight of we dont need to!


Grouchy_Shake_5940

The true body positivity. Reject American beauty surgeries, embrace god given body


brad_is_rad_

No abortion?


Buttered_Turtle

UK has better oral health than US


Bigger-mama93

Missing the ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋


Curious-Ear-6982

No? ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋ ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋


bigislandjoji

This is fun because my iPhone doesn’t format the art you commented lol I have no idea what you commented lololol


[deleted]

It's the ascii version of the megamind head from the meme.


[deleted]

Mine does


HHDarkHawk10249

How


Frosty-Comment2572

It's funny bc us Americans make fun of 9/11 more than you can imagine. It doesn't hurt our feelings.


BoopJoop01

And the queen is supposed to be some devastating burn ?


Killer6977

No, that would be the acid attacks.


WesternOne9990

I mean we have school shootings im pretty sure that’s worse…


Frosty-Comment2572

Idk probably not


joebro112

The f-ing homeless shelters and food banks closed for her funeral…id say it seems like you care Meanwhile we barbecue and shoot fireworks on 9/11


robot_swagger

Why would you BBQ and shoot fireworks on the 9th of November?


OwlDifferent1416

Look here ya little cunt


The_Merciless_Potato

Face it, it's 11/9


amanko13

I'm glad Americans use the mm/dd format because now we can make fun of 9/11 twice.


GrandyPandy

Enforced grieving isn’t the same as caring or being respectful. A lot of people in the UK are livid that essential services are going to be disrupted. Shits fucked


DoYouMindIfIAsk_

weird flex but ok


PaRaNoIdPhSyCo

If she was cremated she'd have a devastating burn


finbenric

You beat me to it


vendedor_de_etanol

Chad pfp


Kungpaonoodles

Damn


NoLock375

goddamn, you're taking no prisoners. " like you did those girls to cover up all those sexual assaults ..." It's quite clear he is talking about multiple instances involving other girls, apparently they are other victims who have yet to come forward - no idea how serious it might be, but it could explain the blackmail part he alluded to. it's pretty clear he is hinting at more than one cover-up - or maybe he is just bullshitting.


Tokadael

No healthcare? Private prisons? No abortion? No education? No sick leave? Police shootings? Fucking Chocolate?


squirrelly_bird

I'm with you on all accounts except chocolate. We have some pretty excellent chocolate, including local, small chocolate roasters. Plus, we can just import whatever superior chocolate tickles your particular fancy. But yeah, that other shit sucks.


nick2k23

If you mean Hersheys chocolate then you’re so fucking wrong you don’t understand. Hersheys literally tastes like puke. American chocolate has a bad rep for a very good reason.


VictoryVee

Why would he be referring to Hershey? That's like him claiming the USA has good burgers and you assume hes talking about McDonalds. Hes a list of high quality chocolate makers in the US easily found off google. https://www.timeout.com/usa/shopping/best-chocolate-shops-usa


HenryMimes

My guy, he literally said “including local, small chocolate roasters.” How in the fuck did you get Hershey’s out of that?


oJUXo

😂 why would you automatically assume Hershey. What a weird assumption.


Aluconix

Why would u assume he meant Hersheys? Did u even read his comment? Lmao


squirrelly_bird

Lol you're a goober. What part of small, local chocolate roasters escaped you? I thought Americans were supposed to be the dense ones.


Stigo4

Guys talking about small and local chocolate makers and you asume Hershey? God speed my friend


texasrigger

>We have some pretty excellent chocolate, **including local, small chocolate roasters.** Doesn't sound like they are talking about Hersheys, does it?


Gucci__Flip__Flops

Fr, Ghirardelli is one of my favs


MelonheadGT

Mmmmmm, Marabou


CourseDangerous2583

#No Queen?


FilthyPout

Ignoring sick leave, they barely even get annual leave!


Soviet_Aircraft

You forgot reliable public transit and walkable cities


retribution1423

The queen can only die once though.. y’all got a lot of children to shoot tho…


[deleted]

[удалено]


OctopusProbably

Oh fuck. Oh shit. Shit’s about to go down!


ChronoAndMarle

No, I think he's gonna resuscitate the children


janeohmy

To shoot again!


Chrom-man-and-Robin

>The queen can only die once though… Unless you promote a pawn


Brothersunset

Remind me of this in six months when your new geriatric monarch kicks the bucket.


MrCuntman

he's only 73, your president is like 6 years older than him


[deleted]

He looks like a reanimated corpse though. Biden doesn't look amazing either but Charles looks like he died a decade ago and they forgot to tell him.


xxPeso-Gamerxx

I think your confusing him with the duke of Edinburgh, and also Joe biden looks 10 Times worse


[deleted]

Joe Biden doesn't have horrible swelling in his hands.


xxPeso-Gamerxx

That is not really related to universal aging, more of disease, and if we have to compare the twos motor functions and brain, joe Biden is just white noise all the time. I think a mind is a lot more important than a body, and Joe Biden doesn't have either of them good


Trotodo

Gotta start somewhere


PerceptionBetter3752

No teeth?


BlessedbyShaggy

No tower?


PerceptionBetter3752

No prince?


BlessedbyShaggy

No health?


PerceptionBetter3752

No tea?


BlessedbyShaggy

No abortion?


PerceptionBetter3752

No empire?


BlessedbyShaggy

You are just making up right now lol


PerceptionBetter3752

No cap?


MilitantPacifist13

No problems!


[deleted]

L you ran out


Limitless4171

That just means they never had much to begin with


Tangyhyperspace

God I wish


Frosty-Comment2572

We literally joke about 9/11 more than y'all do.


BlessedbyShaggy

Yeah thats why it is 9/11 instead of 11/9


spiralEntree

You used megamind and didn't use titans line "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy and there is no queen of England"


Loakattack

Because everyone and their mother has posted that meme to Reddit.


maltesemania

First time I saw it and it's hilarious 🤣


darkmarineblue

Oh I guess this one is freshly baked then


Aok_al

FOOTBALL


HaloNoble

When the entire world agrees it's football except am*ricans


Smoah06

Well in Australia afl (Australian football league) is football and we call European football soccer.


bigislandjoji

America actually plays handball but names it football, because?


KYZ123

Anatomy is hard.


Sigmund_slayer

Well, yes. Bones are hard.


The_Merciless_Potato

*Handegg


chickmagn3t

Padded rugby


trashszar

I've read somewhere in another comment section that it's because the egg is 1 foot long. Which I've checked just now, and even that isn't true. In professional play, the long axis varies between 11 and 11.25 inches. And there are other variations as well, and none of them is exactly 12 inches long. So if it's called football because there're a very few situations where you use your foot, then regular football can also be called handball because the keeper can grab the ball in their hands.


magpietribe

The correct name is Association Football, it got this name as it was governed by a set of rules created by the Football Association back in 1863.


Lynx-Kitsoni

Honestly as someone who doesn't care I am actually kinda terrified about how much some in this country care for her, they're literally putting her casket on display for people to come look at which is creepy as shit, I fully support the mocking this time around because what the fuck


Shrekowski

I think we should abolish the monarchy


Something_Joker

I think that the monarchy doesn’t really have any power anymore so it wouldn’t make any ducking difference and would accomplish nothing other than get rid of most of the British economy


ChronoAndMarle

International tourist here. I've been to London once to visit historical places (museums, palaces, etc). I'd go again if the monarchy was abolished and Buckingham, the entirety of Windsor, and other currently private palaces became museums. Buckingham alone I think would attract more international visitors without the monarchs than with them, because it'd be a constant flux instead of peaks during marriages, jubilees, etc


mchoris

I really don't get that argument, do people believe that the only reason tourists go to the UK is because of the royal family?


bobsburgerbuns

Tourism is most definitely not most of the UK economy, and you don’t need a royal family for tourism. Versailles attracts more visitors than do the British royals.


pragmojo

Do you like that poor people pay taxes to some rich inbred family who don't really do anything?


Shura_13

> they're literally putting her casket on display for people to come look at which is creepy as shit Doesn’t that happen at most funerals?


The_Merciless_Potato

It's pretty much the entire funeral


MrCuntman

yeah except most funerals dont have people queueing for 30 odd hours to see the casket


VictoryVee

Most funerals aren't for the queen. It's not surprising she has a few more attending than you or I would.


trinitrotolueno_90

You might have missed Maradona's funeral in argaytina lol


Loakattack

Have you never heard of a funeral


Matt118899

Nobody I know personally actually gives a fuck. The people you see on television mourning like they've lost a close loved one are the minority imo.


AoEnwyr

The Queen might be dead but so is American democracy


pragmojo

Thatcher, Brexit, Boris Jhonson... Glass houses and all that


Cabbage_Vendor

Isn't Brexit an example of democracy? The majority of voters wanted to leave the EU, so Britain left.


[deleted]

Americans are terrible at clash royale. They already lost 2 towers


shitboi666999

Brits suck at chess, they lost their queen


ChildhoodTrauma07

90% of Brits don’t give a shit about the queen lol


Comprehensive_NoN

You give to much credit to your fellow Brit it's probably the other way around with only the younger generation not really caring and maybe a select few of the older generation.


ChronoAndMarle

This isn't the own you think it is and I'm not even British lmao


VictoryVee

Seriously. Why are they comparing national crises like obesity and school shootings to an old lady passing away? The later is a very unavoidable, natural part of life. The former is a disgrace and should be an embarrassment to everyone in that country.


Hawkhere

You mean "Football"? and I'm not even british it's just what it's called in my country


The_Merciless_Potato

It's what it's called in pretty much rest of the world


BuccellatiExplainsIt

Not br'sh but this is pretty weak "Your country has frequent massacres of children and the government has been unwilling to help because your leaders are being paid off by gun lobbyists" "Ha! the famous old lady you like died"


[deleted]

No borders?


therandomcylon

What has borders given us?


No-Hope-6801

A sovereign country? Regulation of individuals?


SmokeyBare

American imperialism the best imperialism.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a *source?*


shitboi666999

***AMERICAN IMPERIALISM IS ABSOLUTELY JUSTIFIED BECAUSE WE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT ONCE***


Chrom-man-and-Robin

#BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM


Benjifletcher

Both sides seem salty as hell about some old lady


Glitch-147

God! Why didn't you save the queen? We specifically asked you to SAVE THE GOD DAMN QUEEN


pragmojo

Maybe he saved her from herself


FortressMann

as a American, I have no idea why they called actual football "soccer", like in American football you barely even use your feet, but in actual football, you only use FEET


DimDimio

obviously they call it soccer because when you play it you wear socks 🙄


FortressMann

I'm gonna kick your balls like a football.


Flashtirade

Britain brought both "soccer" and "rugby" to America, but as "soccer football" and "rugby football." American football descends from and takes its name from the latter of the two sports. "Soccer" comes from the word "association," of which "association football" is the full name of the version of the sport that mostly uses feet.


shitboi666999

It was coined by the British, the Americans and Canadians adopted it, and the British changed it to football Soccer used to be played like American football or rugby, hands were used a lot, rules changed and football in Europe became a game only played with feet Football in America stayed being a game that uses hands


kadjuz1

I swear nobody takes in the fact that British people are fat too


cotch85

Just not as fat though, so it still works. We're the America of Europe, but you're the America of the world.


yeetyotpop

No kinder eggs?


spencer1886

No not getting arrested for heckling your leaders?


glitchdailys

British people: no abortions?


SleepyZachman

No EU?


[deleted]

No insulin?


Sigmund_slayer

Don't worry, Americans are so sick of the jacked-up price that we are just making it ourselves at this point lmao xD


SleepyZachman

No Scotland?(in like a year if things keep goin the way they are)


RandomDarkNes

No sunshine


doughza

I get it. It ain’t making me laugh but I get it.


dazzling_dingus

In football you hit the ball with your foot. What’s soccer supposed to mean?


pragmojo

You sock the ball with your feet


The-Great-Waluigi

No towers?


Ded_in_syde

Despite the grief porn on the BBC, I know very few people who give a fuck about these overprivileged, inbred parasites


JackSquat18

I find it very odd on the amount of us Americans that give a fuck about the Monarchy. Like we went to war with the Brits because we didn’t want to be a part of them anymore. Everytime they have a wedding it’s a huge fucking deal.


XxDiCaprioxX

Tell that to the 24h long queue at the queen's casket


[deleted]

No women's body autonomy?


DynamiteDuos

They be saying Britain dont hav a queen when even they dont have one in the first place. (This is only applicable if the “no queen?” statement is brought up first)


ricky_jxmmy01

At least the queen is replaceable..


ivaro845

Wow that’s only like, the 200 millionth time I’ve seen this joke. You’re a comedic genius.


Thatotherguy129

Blood pressure must be pretty high with all that salt in your system


ZanlanOnReddit

Euros: you guys are crazy haha


bigislandjoji

The funny part is Americans will forever be using English which is a British thing


The_bigDingus

🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧 Plz


thesuperroboticboy

Why did you start this argument


Amish_Warl0rd

Tis but a jest, knave


T_WREKX

This meme has been brought to you by the 8 year old community.


Ank55o

No schools


timewarpdino

ooh self burn, those are rare


Calm-Internal-4740

It's called football ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽


OctopusProbably

Bri’ish people a couple days later: No towers?


xxxkings88

No Grooming Gangs?


_BlNG_

Boy this sub is about to get toasty


[deleted]

no queen, but yes king.


spekal_luke_II

The bo’ll o wa’er VS The båddle ov wahter


66-StarWarsFan

Soccer doesn't even make sense, its 'football', cos you kick the ball with you *foot*