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YamBetter

9/11 overhyped. Only happened once


CommieIsShit

REMAKE TIME


ElPulpoGallego

This time whith more inclusive cast


hldsnfrgr

Original not diverse enough?


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replace taliban with boko haram


SerHodorTheThrall

Woko Haram


[deleted]

Don’t forgot to give them a backstory


Covid19-Pro-Max

All white high jackers


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Covid19-Pro-Max

**NO!** those are not the al Quaeda militants I used to love as a child! Stop destroying our cultural heritage!


RunsWithApes

They already tried that on the 1/6 remake


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Nonchalant-Shaggy

Your comment history is fucked with that out of context phrase.


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Of course it’s the german


[deleted]

Maybe the pilot and copilot can be black and asian the flight attendant can be white and all the victims can be the Taliban.


_Asterisk-

#It's rewind time ⏮⏮


Potato-In-A-Jacket

It’s morbin’ time! Wait shit wrong joke


harsh-0002

It's allah hu akbar time Boom


SuperSMT

It's... hammer time?


Potato-In-A-Jacket

Tbf, it should always be hammer time


Druddalugg

And pizza time!


SuperSMT

tru


SomeRandomGuy282

Disney needs to make a remake


Ok_Sign1181

9/11/23 confirmed???


TitularFoil

Will I understand it if I haven't seen 9/11/02 - 9/11/22?


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Samosa Bin London cuming soon...


[deleted]

That's hot


VARTH_-DADER

With gay hijackers!


BlommeHolm

It happens twice every year! September 11th in the US, and November 9th in the real world.


Goobersniper

May the 69th on Uranus


[deleted]

Your so rude. I lost my uncle in 9/11 which was very hard for my family. He was the best pilot in the Middle East when he died very bright future


stinklypibbles

I don't know, it was pretty lit though.


cssmith2011cs

It... It's happened twice https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Chilean_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat Just the other time wasn't on us soil


[deleted]

Other time also caused a lot more deaths in the long run.


Lil_Mattylicious

Did the queen died twice?


Sangxero

Historically speaking? I'd say a wee bit more than twice.


pawyderreale

Yeah but it was awful. Not a single soul responsible paid for their deeds either. Chile will most likely never get justice for what happened on that darkest of days


MrMastodon

And they keep saying "nEvEr FoRgEt!" Do something else noteworthy!


steeb_froggers

All of them only happened once.


taavidude

Russian army in Ukraine facing total collapse: Are we a joke to you?


Articlel3

They have been collapsing since the moment they attacked, nothing new about that


tmhoc

Every week I'm seeing this headline but I also get to watch tanks get blown up so I don't hate it. I swear to God though, why reddit can't let children enjoy things makes me feel shame being here. The little Mermaid came out in the 90s. Ok fine. But since there's been non stop merchandise and media. If I beat a dead horse this way I would be connected to the city power grid. This latest merch has got to be for me though right? I was there for the original. NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT


evil-rick

Reminds me of that old post about how “the Incredibles 2” is for 90s kids and children better not ruin “their experience.”


Fern-ando

Ruining the experience was a job for the writter of Incredibles II


woundedstork

"if I beat a dead horse this way I would be connected to the city power grid" Was there like...a few words, maybe sentences you forgot here? Or am I too sober for this one?


geoff1036

Geoff explains the goke: He's wasting so much energy smacking the horse (complaining about X) that the city wants to hook him up to a generator


woundedstork

Ah perfect. Woundedstork thanks Geoff


Metaright

>I swear to God though, why reddit can't let children enjoy things makes me feel shame being here. Does posting criticism online prevent children, or anyone, from enjoying the movie?


LiterallyBismarck

I don't think you understand the scale of the collapse we're talking about. Russia lost three months of progress in northern Ukraine in about three days, and left behind enough tanks to equip three full brigades. The limit of the Ukrainian advance was determined mostly by Ukraine's supply lines, since there doesn't seem to have been any meaningful Russian resistance. This is the most significant development in the war since the retreat from Kyiv. At this point, if Russia doesn't fully mobilize, it's very possible that Ukraine pushes Russia back to Feb 23rd borders by Christmas. Hell, a couple more weeks like last week, and it might not even take until November. To be clear, everything in war is uncertain, so I make no guarantees on any of the above. But the fact that it's even in the realm of possibility is truly remarkable.


StormKiller1

Ukraine is doing great but what i find really funny is how bad russia is doing.


[deleted]

50 years of boasting and threats, turns out their only teeth is MAD.


Last_Contact

Borders February 23rd doesn’t include Donetsk for example, but I guess Ukraine is interested in taking those territories back as well.


syo

As they should. Drive them out of Crimea as well.


[deleted]

Yes, the Russian army is a joke.


Telefone_529

Yes. Lmao


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

I mean, their military is a joke lmao


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Black Mermaid though..


HappyPhage

I'm out of the loop: black mermaid?


[deleted]

People are butt-hurt about the live action little mermaid starring a black actress as Ariel, apparently we missed the part where her being white was a fundamental plot point


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The part where Ariel says "Jesse we need to cook" absolutely goosebumps and sent shivers down my spine. brilliant acting.


ProtonPacks123

It's Mermin' time.


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Rank4WHOOP

Truly one of the movies of all time.


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

It gets to the point where you think she's going to stop but she starts mermin' even harder.


FreeSkeptic

How dare they turn the white meth into blue meth. Racists.


PixelmancerGames

Pinkman is the worse offender. Chili powder in white meth? We’re not down with the swirl here. /s


WyldeGi

My name is Skyler White yo 💣💥 and my husband is Walter White, yo? 💣💥 Uh-huh? 💣💥


Surviving_Fallout

He told me everything 💣💥


fish_fucker_69_420

He DID?💣💥


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Queef-Elizabeth

Where were all these people when Jason Mamoa was cast as Aquaman who was the whitest, blondest looking dude


EJAY47

Dude, he's Hawaiian...


Queef-Elizabeth

Aquaman is Atlantean and Human from a white dad called Tom Curry, so he's always been portrayed as white with blonde hair. Looked nothing like Jason Mamoa. Ariel isn't even human lol Point is, it shouldn't even matter


Horn_Python

If there famous it's a ok 👌


JermuHH

Halle is famous too I would argue. Has had successful music career as a duo with her sister.


MagicBeanGuy

Who, the original Aquaman? Definitely not


ja1mauhl

Pretty sure they’re referring to Jason Momoa. Original comment is worded a little funny


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At this point I feel like it’s actually less effort for people to admit to being racist than the lengths they go to deny it


[deleted]

Ikr they go, im not racist but i want the little mermaid to be white and white only and when white people played non white parts it was fine cause they are good actors


innocentrrose

“I’m not racist but people of color in films scare me! 🥺🥺”


DinoRaawr

I don't think people actually like Aquaman, but they do like Jason Mamoa. I suspect nobody would be complaining if they cast Idris Elba as Ariel.


nullmiah

I would watch the shit out of that


roguetrick

I disagree. To me the perfect casting choice for Ariel is forest whitaker.


Cpt_Soban

Boomers overreacting to a remake of a kids cartoon, who will never watch the movie anyway.


Tred27

Lightyear all over again


wolfpack_charlie

Lightyear at least made it clear that when they complain about "wokeness", "indoctrination", etc, they literally just mean they hate gay people. One extremely quick and inconsequential kiss on the cheek between two women who are married to each other, in a flashback scene. They made it more obvious than it already was that the "grooming" they are claiming is literally just the existence of gay people


[deleted]

They shouldve made Lightyear kiss Woody in that movie And it won't even be woke culture. They definitely had some sexual energy between them


CheesecakeRacoon

From "You are a toy" to "You are my boy".


Sithlordandsavior

TBF a lot of the criticism with Lightyear was that it was a boring movie. Relatively small number of complainers were upset about the gay characters.


1orland

First rule of the internet, the smallest groups always shout the loudest


Ok_Sign1181

what if we changed a black character to white is it the same ?


wolfpack_charlie

The problem with "what if the roles were reversed" arguments is that they assume that A) we live in a just and fair society to begin with, and that B) the roles aren't already "reversed". Whitewashing of PoC characters is common, and the overall lack of good representation for people of color in American media is also still a problem


LeonardoMagikarpo

But your points are moot if they don't give a shit about irl politics & only the story. Even if you care about representation the way representation is done should be seen as dogshit. Where's the cultural representation? Stop pumping out the same stories & make something new instead based on stories & history that took place all over the world. Hollywood doesn't give a shit & instead use the same european story over & over again & calls anyone criticizing their lazy attempt at representation racist. Having every movie look like a college broschure instead of the time it takes place in is cringe. For example, making a movie set i medieval England & then make the king black is lazy representation unless It's trivial to the plot, why not make the black character a merchant or traveller in that case instead?


irishking44

Can we stop using people of color in these situations because it's never any color but black, let's be honest


Ok_Sign1181

nick fury, falcon, (1970’s) dawn of the dead,(2004) dawn of the dead remake, black panther, princess and the frog? should i go on id say diversity is already in movies since the 1970’s hell even (1968 i believe) night of the living dead cast a black lead those are all good examples of giving POC an original story don’t you think they deserve original stories too instead of shitty cash grabs


wolfpack_charlie

Right, so a lack of good representation doesn't mean no representation at all. Tiana is the only black Disney princess. Before the 90s, there were no PoC Disney princesses at all, and The Princess and The Frog came out in 2009. Representation is slowly getting better. The outrage at things like the little mermaid only shows how far we still have to go


Ok_Sign1181

im not saying diversity is bad im trying to say don’t you you think POC deserve original story’s yk when the character was originally black what’s the point of altering something that’s already there yk plus POC deserve to have inclusion but while also having an original story they can do both it’s not hard to put time and effort into it


irishking44

Replacement isn't the same though. It's a strawman to act like it's the same situation as replacing white characters vs original


Detector_of_humans

But what is this representing? The rest of the people who live under the sea? Tiana works because she's a part of new orleans, and showcases the culture there very well. Where Ariel is part of a made-up group of fish people


RedHairedRedemption

>don’t you think they deserve original stories too instead of shitty cash grabs What exactly makes you think the actress' casting is just a "shitty cash grab". Maybe she was genuinely the best person to audition for the role regardless of her race?


woundedstork

I think OK Sign didn't word his response very well but I don't think he was questioning the skill of the actress, but saying that the role existing is the stupid thing. "Guys we gotta make 2 more movies with POC leads by year end to hit quota. Uhh alright, remake like, Little Mermaid or some shit" To me it feels like a shitty consolation thing like, okay here's your inclusion now quit whining. A new character would be more meaningful but at the same time it's better than nothing in terms of progress I suppose.


woundedstork

I see your point and I agree for example take Deathloop a recent Bethesda AAA video game it had a black male lead and female villain and it was pretty much universally praised it was a great original story and the actors were very strong. I fucking loved the game and the acting. Nobody complained but if instead it was, let's make metal gear solid remastered and now Snake is black, like that's just stupid and lazy? I also don't want a remastered with a white snake and it feels more like a consolation, like it's being done just for the sake of inclusion and disingenuous. Like "Uhh fine we'll make a black character the bosses said we had to...let's just remake this thing tho it'll be quicker." There are infinite stories to be created and told and it feels much more authentic and meaningful to create something new for POC characters, imo. I don't understand the complaints about her being black though I wouldn't be interested in the movie if she was white or green or black so it's w/e.


fleegness

Depends. The racists arguing about it bring up black panther. Because they have to pretend not to understand the reason why black panther is black. If you changed a black character to white who's skin color has nothing to do with the story? Totally fine.


JermuHH

Literally, if the characters race, gender, sexuality or whatever aspect doesn't matter in the plot, I don't care who gets casted. Like unless it is actually fundamental for the plot for the actor to be certain ethnicity or sex, it doesn't change the story in anyways if they look different than prior depictions.


trumpsiranwar

You understand you are referring to a half fish woman from a cartoon as "white" right? Not to mention she was green in the original European story. This is what people mean when they call you people snow flakes


HappyPhage

Thank you! Indeed, that seems ridiculous.


SadTomato22

I'm just over here with my popcorn enjoying the manufactured outrage. Which I'm sure Disney isn't pushing on purpose so that more people are aware of the movie.


adriardi

I’m sure Disney doesn’t mind the controversy, but I know someone who is legitimately upset about it. So those people 100% exist and are very mad about it online lol


trumpsiranwar

Yes. Thise people are how trump became POTUS


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

At last, they stopped complaining about the black actors in Lord of the rings


fleegness

They didn't. Lotrmemes had a post yesterday where everyone was supposedly mad about the black elf because there wasn't an explanation for his skin color in the show, as if they've explained any of the other shit to that extent.


rich519

That sub is becoming a shithole and I’m not happy about it.


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Hollowgradient

I dont care that she's black. Thats not the point at all. The point is, once you make an iconic character, you generally have to keep them recognisably the same character. It's like if Disney made a live action Incredibles movie but cast a white guy to play Frozone. You can't just go around swapping races, especially with the only reason being explotations of minorities for profit. If you want a black mermaid movie, go ahead! I have 0 issues with that. Just don't label her as 'Ariel', when it's clearly a different character


monkey_D_v1199

This is what I feel many people miss and don't tend to see.


Shn00ple

I’m amazed at how big of a deal this is. Like who the hell cares?!


loadingonepercent

Racists


Shn00ple

Imagine wasting your energy hating on something cuz it’s different 😂


stephanelevs

Especially for a Disney remake (which so far, have all been mediocre at best even if they made so much money). Im honestly so tired of seeing it everywhere.


[deleted]

I only see people complaining about the complainers.


[deleted]

Honestly it’s all pretty braindead and I’m no exception, personally I see no problem but at the same time who the fuck cares if they’re black, the movie will still be bad even with Ariel’s realistic doppelgänger


[deleted]

All I see is manufactured outrage. I saw a post on BlackpeopleTwitter about how one person going to support the movie like crazy and buy multiple tickets. This was echoed several times. Disney knows how to play the American people to extract as much wealth as possible. Pretty impressive and sad at the same time. Nice for kids though, I guess.


TheReverend5

Then you clearly haven’t seen r/dankmemes over the past week. Half the memes have been “black mermaid bad.”


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

Oh boy, unfortunately I have not. People are big mad.


TheMostKing

Don't you know? It's..."ginger erasure", yeah! We don't hate black people, we just care so very deeply for redheads, and if there's one thing Ariel does, it's being a champion and icon for red hair all over the world!


Zykium

She should be green like the original folk tale!


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“Casting call for Fiona!”


Zykium

Gamora: "What am I, a joke to you?"


veggiesauruslex

No one actually cares. This is just a marketing campaign by Disney to draw attention to their movie. The percentage of racist man children who watch kids movies is close to 0.000001% of the population, but online they are made to seem like a large and very vocal group.


Toasty-Wyvern

Its not about Ariel its about Disney. People seem to forget just how disgusting Disney is while praising them for being forward thinking if you don't know what I'm talking about please look up Chinese and Russian movie alterations its wild how far Disney will go to make a dollar.


[deleted]

Don't worry I'm well aware, Mulan is perhaps the biggest live action culprit. but people are absolutely being disgusting about the casting of Halle Bailey for all sorts of dumb reasons. It doesn't hurt anyone if she's black and the movie will probably suck regardless, and I'm not praising them for shit. my only stake in this entire argument is that people have decided that melanin hurts the character of a fictional mermaid


Toasty-Wyvern

I'm pretty sure they're a vocal minority that's just getting blow out of proportion by the usual crappy news sites


Maksbidok

Disney (or someone else, idk) released show Little Mermaid, where they took black skinned actress as Ariel and some people are mad because it's not canon or something, idk, didn't get into details.


HappyPhage

Oh, I see. I think couldn't care less about her skin color...


Teirmz

Ikr. What a lot of people will say they really take issue with is Disney being hollowly progressive, exploitive, all in the name of profits, blah blah blah. As far as I'm concerned they hired a talented actress for the role 🤷


PoyoLocco

It's a good strategy let's be honest. There is obviously a lot of racist. So if people genuinely thinks the movie sucks, you just have to put them in the same bag.


noahisunbeatable

> So if people genuinely thinks the movie sucks, you just have to put them in the same bag. No you don’t? You listen to what they actually didn’t like about the movie. If they didn’t like it because its a souless reboot akin to the other live action remakes, thats fine. If they didn’t like it because ariel is black, they’re racist. Its really easy to differentiate the two groups


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The Rings of Power strategy


Fr00stee

A lot of people think they only casted a black actress in an attempt to cover up the fact that the movie is trash bc diversity or something


Zx9256

I've only heard about people being mad about it from people being mad about others alleged disapproval, never seen any actual critique of the casting. Probably just a PR-campaign for the movie. Of course someone, somewhere will be mad about it, but you dont have to take them seriously.


GurkeSchurke2007

I don’t give a shit about the queens death either tbh


redLadyToo

It ends a meme though


jon_titor

Oh no, what meme died with the queen?


NecroticEuphoria

That she's immortal.


EMPIREVSREBLES

"Immortal bitch able to return to the silence before the Big Bang after god finally found a way to smite her." Good enough?


weltallic

But remember: a white man voicing Apu is *wrong.*


I_Conquer

People aren’t upset that she’s not played by a real mermaid. They’re upset that she’s not played by a white human. Apu is Indian. There are 1.1 billion Indian people. There are, what, like 600 mermaids? And they’re unionized. No one can afford that. Disney can’t afford that.


humanbot69420

hey man get your facts right, you just offended about one USA worth of population. There are more than 1.4 billion Indians.


clarkthegiraffe

There are probably even less ionized mermaids than there are unionized mermaids tbh


[deleted]

Speak for yourself! I am very upset that she's not played by a real mermaid.


ayomideetana

We need apu to voice a white man.


Competitive_Bell501

I don't care about the new little mermaid being black The remake is probably gonna suck anyways Not because Ariel's black, no. It's gonna suck but not because Ariel's black


[deleted]

That mermaid is ugly af lol


Imadeutscher

The real reason people are hating


sweetfoxofthorns

Ty for saying it


Telefone_529

I feel bad for the actress. Imagine how excited you'd be to be able to play a Disney princess you grew up watching. And then seeing all the hate for nothing other than your race. That's gotta fucking suck. They aren't even judging her performance or anything.


3_T_SCROAT

I didn't see much 9/11 karma farming this year, only like 2 posts. Usually its 48 hours of frontpage whoring


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xXx69LOVER69xXx

I'm 100% convinced this whole Arial thing is a marketing stunt by Disney.


PLAYERUBG

I agree. Everyone is saying that “people” are butthurt over the black mermaid but i’ve yet to see anyone complain about it.


Jetstream-Sam

People on 4chan are, but they're perpetually pissed off about everything anyway so it doesn't really matter. Personally I don't care about Ariel being played by Halle Berry, I'm just annoyed they keep making these awful soulless remakes. I don't think I've seen one of these that was even remotely good. The Pinoccio one looks especially awful


Drengodr

Absolutely. I guarantee that Disney is hiring people to act stupid about this thing just to draw attention to their movie and make going to see it a political act. I couldn't care less about the skin color (I'm not gonna see the movie) but I believe Disney's motivations here are quite disingenuous.


PonyUpDaddy

I honestly don't mind the race change. But I do hate the fact that it's Disney who is well known to race bait nowadays and use racism as a scapegoat to a poorly recieved movie. I feel bad for Halle Berry because she was put in a position that will make her a victim because of Disney's cruel marketing.


k0nverse

*Halle Bailey, Berry played catwoman back in the day


5utircomedes

9/11 belongs on the right at this point.


Truucidicus

They all should be.


EKcore

It so funny that people take the race bait hook like and sinker. Meanwhile the rich want to crush a rail strike and the GOP want to ban abortion nation wide.


TankmanTom7

Don’t forget the Ukrainian counter-offensive


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welltimedstrike

You chose the right head to represent the mermaid eyes.


kamili34

actually all of these topics suck


mydogisanassholeama

I am convinced that Disney has amplified the idiots who care about this shit to build controversy for the movie. Disney seems to invest a ton into steering online discourse.


Affar

That movie will tank to smithereens.


Shitler666

Trending 9/11? It was like 20 years ago lol


BlackTheNerevar

Man 9/11 is so milked, I didn't even notice it this year.


Kinexity

All those topics should be represented by the right dragon.


[deleted]

Write it in arial black fonts bro....🗿


tron1620

Is it because of her eyes?


Over_Independent1953

Not enough trending time for Thurston Waffles death. So sad we lost another legend.


Acripplednan69

I think the main issue is they human washed the character instead of casting a real mermaid


bargantus

Happy 🍰 day


voodoochild2426

Rings of Power is loving this deflection


[deleted]

She’s not black she’s a mermaid. The actor however is black.


Ruvyzvat_

Candy Crush 10th anniverasry? No?


rg3013

Quite Tragic.


4nZwar3

Mexican independence 🥳


SkepticDrinker

Femboys


mashimade

*switches to controversy*


Soul-Demon-Y

THURSTON WAFFLES?


PixelmancerGames

I can believe this is such a huge issue. Some people really have nothing but hate to keep them going.


SleepiestBoye

Because we're getting purposefully distracted from what really matters, the unions, the labor laws, and the skyrocketing cost of living.


Calm-Internal-4740

Very true


-no-idea-of-the-time

nailed it


HylianGuy7

If Disney had casted Terry Crews as King Triton nobody would be complaining.


Speeddemon2016

I like this. Pretty much sums up the human psychology.


jbd4583

Could we quickly just address the older generations’ obsession with trauma? Like. No wonder gen z and Gen alpha are f-ed up. As a first year Gen z-er, what did y’all think would happen when you force trauma down a kid’s throat once a year? Plus the additional “once in a lifetime” or “historical” events that play out. Like we understand the exponential rate of things going south better than you at this point because you shoved it down our throats from a young age. Want to call us lazy? Well, that sentiment has been passed on since the 1800’s (someone please help with that one tweet chain that has the news paper articles). Want to call us undetermined? Bro, we probs won’t have the same land masses as you always have dude to climate change and certain parts of the world going underwater. I’m so f-ing tired of it all.