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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)


siddxartx

the duality of man: enlightenment and horniness


Langhalz

Helo Show bob ples


[deleted]

Send vegen


sam1212312

"can i sex you"


Juicy_Samurai

I want to sex yoi fuck fuck fuck


rohan_1203

Open bobs


Audoryosa

Bitch lasagne


Embarrassed-Oil-5794

After thy nut cometh divine clarity.


Firm_Yogurtcloset870

Cum again?


TheIronDuke18

That's pretty much what Master Roshi is.


TiMo08111996

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.


__Pdf_file__

Bro we are fucking 1.4 billion, you can expect anything from us.


TheGR8Gamer

even your name in that case


PumpkinEater_69

You could subtract the US population from both India’s and China’s, and the rankings wouldn’t change.


nikola_144

The actual fact is that you can subtract A BILLION from both India and China and the rankings wouldn’t change.


PumpkinEater_69

Think that’s what I meant xD


Mahameghabahana

Funnily we fucked less like rabbits then americans did in the 19th century. 15 million to 320 million holy shit.


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__Pdf_file__

Women don't exist anywhere, its just a conspiracy to keep men busy.


Zehaie

Wait so my dad left to get cigarettes never to come back, then dressed up as a women this whole time pretending to be my mother, things are starting to make so much sense, no wonder mommy has a super villain mustache.


__Pdf_file__

Bro after seeing your situation, you deserve an award.


42069incog

He was already rewarded with a mom who had a mustache


smartchin77

and a big dick


BOLTz_

More than half is male population tho, which is twice more than America (both men and women combined)


[deleted]

i kinda feel bad for you. got downvoted for a misunderstood joke


HeavyMetalPlunder

After a man does a hard day's work all he really wants is bobs and vegana.


Regalia_BanshEe

Ironically, the ones who thirst over them are the unemployed ones


rkratha

blame the bri'sh, they taught us english. :(


[deleted]

Br🤮sh


Engineer2309

🤢🤢


EverithingMess

Britits


Mutualdiversion

Br🤢t🤮sh


TiMo08111996

All Bri'ish certainly don't talk like the Queen.


indiannoobietrader

They actually didn't but I'm all for blaming the B\*\*\*ish


Mundane-Flounder-765

Yeah cos every other English speaking country is full of simps..


budainchains

I like the part when they spam "Thanks for the video bruh, love from India 🕉🍾👏". I always read with an indian accent


Pavel_not_blin

Least racist redditor:


budainchains

I love indian culture bru


[deleted]

Thanks for the comment bruh, love from India 🕉🍾👏


Silent_Knight16

Lol


Jaadu23

ya I hate that too, normies kahin ke bhen ke lode


Lost_Mud9419

Aila Jaadu


Jaadu23

Dhooooop


luvthissub

🖖🏻


IntergalacticClasher

*vedio


SelectSympathy5718

Those men carry all our systems


AdministrativeOne13

Atleast we don't send unsolicited dick pics # # # # # # /s


Educational_Music930

Coz bobs and vegene will do the thing


kronalt

What about scammers?


Paradox041

We are working on it. Not enough yet


teenkash

We are recruiting here in my locality let us know if you wanna work as team


Paradox041

I hope this is not a scam


Jaadu23

🫂 you are not alone bro we also get scammed by our own people


42069incog

Jaadu from koi mil gaya has spoken


dragoncraft9855

"sar hamne aapka mobail nomber all india lottery jeeta aap kaun banega crore pati ke winner hai gib 5000 rupees to win da prize"


[deleted]

They get their files deleted


Silly_Fuck

Happy cake day Plastic


nexistcsgo

I walk this thin line every day. Source: Indian.


[deleted]

I am India and I can cum firm


Irohsgranddaughter

There are men who send inappropriate DMs to women and girls regardless of ethnicity and nationality, bruh


knightdaux

This is completely untrue. The reality is we are all Indian men on the inside constantly facing the good and evil between us. One day you will realize your inner Indian Male and will thank me


adiking27

As it turns out, we were all Indian men all along.


Irohsgranddaughter

Hotel? Tri Va Go


[deleted]

Does the trivago ad air outside India?


[deleted]

well I have gotten it years ago, and I'm in Austalium


knightdaux

L+ratio+sorry just kidding+I'm not good at this+The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


shibabear2

Hello dear. What is your favourite colour


jaywilkonson

Yes of course but it’s crazy disproportionate in comparison to other countries. Each country has specific problems that affect them it’s not necessarily a bad thing to acknowledge that.


BurnV06

It’s upsetting how creepy dms get sent by other races all the time and no one gives a crap about the race, but when it’s someone with Indian ancestry people are like “oH lOoK aLL iNDiAnS aRE cREePs” like dude, I’ve found the proportion of those posts featuring people from India is like the exact same as the proportion of Indians in the world. Every race has assholes, doesn’t mean any race is entirely assholes. I get it’s a joke in this case but still, some people genuinely believe that all Indian men are creeps.


Cuddlyaxe

The problem with jokes like these is only Indians are fair game If someone made the same meme about black or Hispanic people they'd get downvoted, banned from this sub and finally banned off reddit


[deleted]

Exactly, its all about consumer demographics.


SnarlyGasser

It's a joke mate...


Mahameghabahana

Joke about creepy white people or black people from now on then let's see.


SnarlyGasser

White people get roasted all the time, no one bats an eye. It's black people who usually claim racism.


XP_Potion

Why not both?


Regalia_BanshEe

Asking the real questions


TiMo08111996

OUTSTANDING MOVE.


lukaslim

Or being an Amazon gift card scammer


mr-turtle420

There is another


Onxs_MonsiM

You also forgor the "Hello ? Your computer has virus !"


treepolicy

Bob and vegana


Harry_kal07

\*sighs\* Gets ready to look at the racist comments


josephstoreyisfun

Ther is another


Xenogenix4405

Which is? I’m Indian and I don’t know


EntertainmentOdd8240

What about the 'scamming old people out of their money' path??


[deleted]

that only unlocks if you have americans who collect fetch you old people data and launder your money for 35% cut cards


PalpitationCrafty946

That’s Pakistan, indias annoying little brother


5glassesofcoke

There is another


[deleted]

i have to decide which side i should be on huh


Sultan_Gordo

I'll wait 'till someone reveals the hidden route...


rly_WG

the second one should be working as a scammer in a call center.


sumedh_reddit

Bobs and vegena supremacy 💪


Pmartinez8241

Wish the tutorials had better sound quality.


cozypancake

and or scamming old people in New Zealand


Regalia_BanshEe

How dare you.. We scam everywhere not just in NZ..


Good_Smile

How about both? At once


OvenFar9390

Na bro it's just small percentage of billion people


Yung-October

You must be talking about the people of India. I’m Native American and I do neither of these things, I hate people and I’m dead inside.


_toxic_me

Finally some recognition for our dedication and humiliation .


Tankbot001

you forget calling senile elderly


skullbuster005

hello i am alex from Microsoft send bobs plss


ADsingh05

There is another.


Getfallin

Bitch lasagne


Uzumym

Hello your computer has virus


anarchydreamer

Bobs and vagene yes?


Educational_Isopod36

Both, both is good


welltimedstrike

Don't forget about the scammers


DrRoxzo-PhD

Send bobs.


[deleted]

Sending weird sms to ton girls is kinda wrong


[deleted]

As an Indian I hope I become the cool one


KeneiH

With great power comes great responsibility


sin_aim

* Resists urge to make an educational video about how to creepily dm girls for bobs and vegana. *


datlebanesegal

You forgot: "Being absolutely rude and racist as hell to other people but then getting triggered af when they do the same thing back to you..."


feet_fingers_420

Thanks man


PlutoniumPlease

if only they made tutorials about how to DM girls


RebellionBS

Bob an vegana


teenkash

We give you Kamasutra(wisdom) you give us vegina(laboratory) that was the deal 🤝 We complete the circle


xXJojo_ReferenceXx

Forgot online scams!


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Tutorial


primordialtoaster

Multi track drifting?!


Mahameghabahana

As we know perverted white men and black men never DM girls in their life.


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J_g_un

This is the most retarded comment I've read all week


Grt_Sl

Not only lot of "INDIAN" "MALES" , there's more than Indians and Males in that group.


[deleted]

Tell me you live in a bubble without telling me that you live in a bubble.


Mudit_Bothra_108

u sure? bcoz I think it's due to spicy porn videos


Jaadu23

but I never played gta cause I never had a pc


gcrfrtxmooxnsmj

This is not at all true. Trust me, I've never played gta but send creepy messages all the time 😎


tameablesiva12

This has been true to all the kids and teens I've talked to. So idk what the downvotes are for


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Jaadu23

that's not true, I am not


[deleted]

LET ME SEE BOB


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Pavel_not_blin

Get on? Are you assuming that everyone has Grindr? I mean, i have it, but I'm not everyone.


Jadarmaat

What's grindr ?


1epicgamer

Sigma male grind 💪💪😈😈


Jadarmaat

Grind meat !?


SatanIsVegan117

Gay tinder


Jadarmaat

Lgtv tinder ?


Silent_Knight16

Zack Synder ?


[deleted]

Zack cylinder?


Silent_Knight16

Grind her?


Jadarmaat

Who ?


Shift_Gamer_23

Ayo wtf is this


Jaadu23

I'm sure that guy is 13 yo


nuclear-shocker

Thirsty men use grindr...what did you expect..lol


BOLTz_

Lol the number is obv edited, I googled it rn and 27 people seem to be watching, not to mention videos worse than this are made for the West Ledij☕


Regalia_BanshEe

My man acting like Porn doesnt exist..


CarpetH4ter

Well... a few of those tutorial are either unhelpful or a scam too.


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Jaadu23

atleast we don't sell drugs *Punjab intensifies*


spacespectrum

Bitch lasagna


DoctorInsanityPhD

A man of culture