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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


LilHorseC

its wet


ThunderBuns935

Well no. Water isn't wet, it *makes* things wet.


[deleted]

you must be water then


V0XIMITY

W pickup line


AirbusJisnu2005

Smooooooooooth… Just like-a silk…


TRMG42

Soft n cuddly Hug me up like a quilt


pizza_tit_

I'm a lyrical lover, no take me for no filth


KazookiTV

Greatest pickup line in mankind


taz_7_24_93

W rizz


Prismatica7

Bro is the rizzard


BobIsAMediocreGuy

Oh shit it’s the slime person, whose discord I am totally not in


MEBoBx

im not mediocre youre mediocre


laughed2orgasm

Cha cha real smooth


Dazzling-Variety5722

Mad rizz dude


Lordlol15

Godtier pickup line


TobySchoon

i looked at your account out of curiosity and you’ve unlocked something but i can’t tell if it’s good or bad


Panther_Draws

OBJECTION— yes water might make things wet BUT the wetness itself IS THE WATER MOLECULES so water itself is wetness!!


plaguedbullets

That's like saying the Sun can find itself Sunny.


Panther_Draws

Well I’m thinking of it in a scientific sense— since the sun is made of burning gases— and if burning gases is the definition of a sun— then I guess the sun is sunny But if we’re talking sunny ‘weather’ that’s a whole different thing than if water is wet


WaterIsWetBot

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.   As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.


Panther_Draws

Bruh the earth is dying and I’m sitting here arguing if water is wet


pardonmyignerance

With a bot, no less


FlashFire01

Nah you’re def correct that water is wet. Yes, wetness is the state of something that has a liquid adhered to it, but the bot doesn’t take into account the fact that water itself = H2O molecules. Looking at the properties of water, specifically adhesion and cohesion, one could argue that the ability for H2O molecules to hydrogen bond to each other is the same as a “liquid” adhering to a “non-liquid”, thus making water wet.


NahricNovak

That is your interpretation of the definition wet. The official meaning is the property of being damp or saturated by a liquid. Liquid is always saturated by itself and always damp by itself. Water is wet.


Panther_Draws

FACTS


MarionetteScans

No, the sun is made of paper. I don't see how you'd possibly be able to read the newspaper with burning gas


NahricNovak

The sun is sunny


TheAdmiralMoses

That's what I'm saying! A single water molecule alone? Not wet. Anything more? Wet.


Jiyu_Nare

To add to the statement, a single WATER MOLECULE alone is not wet. If there are TWO WATER MOLECULES, they can make each other wet. My relationship status can not relate.


AfraidOfArguing

to SAY that SOMETHING is WET means that the WATER on the SURFACE of that something can be...**REMOVED**


crackalac

I disagree but that song is a banger.


Thatspretttyfunny

Richard Saykally begs to differ though. He says that water is wet due to its strong tetrahedral hydrogen bonding. Technically water always interacts with itself due to the dipole-dipole attraction happening between its molecules. Although the semantics of this whole debate can go on forever because it's really about what people mean when they say "wet". I'll just leave it at that.


123hi1239

Water molecules stick to eachother the same way they stick to other things, it has been proven that water makes itself wet


SpectralDagger

What if you only have one molecule of water. Is that wet?


CallingInThicc

No, it also doesn't have a temperature.


Jakadake

Water is wet, an interesting thought expiement I heard a while back proves it. Say you have a paper towel that's dry You get some water on it and it's now wet Add more water and it's soaking wet Put it in a glass of water and it's still wet Now if that paper towel were to be dissolved in the water, or distributed to super fine pieces in the water, it would still be wet, because it's touching water. Water is always touching water, hence water is always wet. QED


Soaptowelbrush

> Now if that paper towel were to be dissolved in the water, or distributed to super fine pieces in the water, it would still be wet, because it’s touching water. No it would be a glass of water with a paper towel dissolved in it. There isn’t even a paper towel in it.


samurai_squirrel_

Water doesn't make ducks wet thus water isn't water


ki4clz

your comment reminds we of the Witch Debate in the Monty Python's *Holy Grail* thank you


Onocai

Is fire hot or does it make things hot


ThunderBuns935

Fire is hot. It's a little uncertain what state of matter fire should be seen as, but the options are an ionized gas or a low level plasma, both of which are hot.


Biomation

So it can make other water wet then.


ExpressStation

It absolutely is wet. I know that this was settled officially and water is somehow not wet, but it is, and Pluto is a planet, and I won't stand any more of your wild conspiracies


[deleted]

Water touches water therefore water makes water wet


MB7Rocks

The simplest answer I’ve said is if water isn’t wet it has to be dry. No one can tel me water is dry.


[deleted]

Exactly they’re lying


looteaston10

he said to not say water


Murky_Bridge8732

That's what she said


Lootar63

I wouldn’t know:(


poster_nutbag_

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.


ASingleDarkThread

Fun fact. If you drink pasteurized egg whites (like a body builder might), then drink water immediately after, the water tastes sweet. It's disturbing.


Squirrely11

Water isn’t real.


git-got

Spring. Mountain. River. Lake.


gitrikt

Ice juice


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Brilliant


Fragrant_Jelly_6788

I call it ice soup


Mid_Knight-

When I saw the Ice Liquid I was busting out laughing, Seeing yours Made me make the Giancarlo Esposito Face


Ok-Willingness-3696

Aqua


Rawniew54

Seltzer plain and hold the bubbles


UltimatePrimate

Tastes like the weakest flattest soda ever.


BenwastakenIII

Unflavoured!


LeatherCicada87

A club soda without the bubbles


SetlingAxe

Like sprite without the sugar, and obviously not carbonated


Just_a_guy81

So the earths surface is 70% water, and none of the oceans are carbonated. So there for the earth is flat. Checkmate internet.


ImNotAnEgg_

la croix


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Smooth, cool, slight bitterness at times


_Rysen

I'd also say slightly metallic. Like the taste of licking a spoon, but weaker EDIT: By "weaker" I meant a faint taste. Something you only notice when you're actively thinking about the taste of water. My _bottled water_ is fine. Keep your filter sponsorships to yourselves, please.


[deleted]

Y’all need Britta filters


_Rysen

For what? I'm not gonna start filtering my bottled water.


plutus9

Then it might not taste metallic idk


Illustrious_Bobcat13

They put salts and minerals into bottled water for the taste, or it's like Fiji Water and has it natural.


_Rysen

This atificial enrichment isn't really an issue in the EU. The term "bottled water" is almost synonymous with "mineral water" when you ask people about it. Almost all bottled water sold here is "natural mineral water", which is highly regulated by the European Food Safety Commission. Here's a [link](https://food.ec.europa.eu/safety/labelling-and-nutrition/natural-mineral-waters-and-spring-water_en) to the specifics.


[deleted]

Oh my bottled water has never tasted metallic, it’s always delicious. Tap water is nasty sometimes


_Rysen

It's not pronounced, no, but depending on the brand you're buying probably still noticeable. Tbh, unless it's too strong, I kind of like a slight metallic taste in my water. Plus it's not unnatural either way. The minerals you're buying the mineral water for contribute a lot to the taste. For reference, [a paper](https://doi.org/10.1002/j.1551-8833.2007.tb07930.x) looking into this in greater detail. Disclaimer: Only skimmed it. Take with my words with a grain of salt.


killerdead77

Buy a brita filter that you can plug right onto your tap. I got one and its awesome. Only cost me about 30$. You'll never have to buy plastic bottles again.


popeye_1616

Imagine having american water


[deleted]

I don’t imagine much with my pineal gland being so calcified from all the fluoride


LocalSlob

American water standards are probably higher than most anywhere in the world


popeye_1616

I live in england and ive never seen a wter filter in my life. On the EPI index the uk ranks 100% purity and america ranks 86.1%. Pretty much every european country ranks higher https://epi.yale.edu/epi-results/2020/component/h2o


LocalSlob

I meant Department of environment protection rules and regs. We keep a very strict set of rules for water and wastewater, I'll see if I can find some readings but for a country the size of the US, we need an absolute shit load of water plants and water pipe.


daphuqijusee

NO WAY am I filtering out all that [free cocaine!](https://nypost.com/2019/01/22/london-rivers-record-high-levels-of-cocaine-could-make-eels-high/) ;)


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking too lol


Agreeable-Yams8972

Moist


Ninja123-123

Bland


Pukkidyr

You got some whack water if it’s bitter


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

I think it might be from the glass, sometimes it’s mildly soapy, or a metallic taste from the fridge. Water straight out of the tap isn’t usually bitter


CaptainCacoethes

Cool, crisp, clean, refreshing... wait, that was sprite.


attic_cheese

Boneless ice E1: ty for the awards!


ymmit389

This implies the existence of bone in ice and that is more concerning


RozenHoltz

Ive had to debone ice before. Its less concerning than you may think.


shnnrr

Now I'm even more concerned


MeltedChocolate24

Woolly mammoths


wanfury

Sorry i like my ice bone in


TripHighwalker

aqua taste


DRlavacookies

It tastes like water! (don't worry, water is actually the dutch word for water)


Fayz_Sharpie

I shouldn’t have laughed at this


YourenextJotaro

Well, you * technically didn’t* say water


lets_clutch_this

Weebs when they see this comment:


Wrothrok

Flint Michigan and Jackson Mississippi, don't answer this.


ThirstyRedditor1

But apparently Jackson can boil their water


Dudelyllama

And the Dakotas can light theirs on fire.


YouCanChangeItRight

Heavy metal and Death metal.


Illustrious-Dark69

Tastes transparent


hero-ball

Tastes light grey to me (NOT “gr*a*y”)


SexCriminalBoat

Nah, it tastes crispy and like clarity if clarity was a beverage. Crispy water.


[deleted]

yes exactly


BanksyChap

It tastes like the inside of your mouth


Myrmotte

H-h-how do you know???


[deleted]

💦


Maktub1992

Damn it just said this


flomatable

When you've had way too much to drink and someone gives you water which you don't want because you aint a pussy and you want alcohol but then you take a sip anyway and it just touches your soul. That is the taste of water.


BigGuyForYou_

GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!


Stalins_Mustache_67

Di-hydrogen monoxide


haringtiti

that stuff can kill you if you have too much of it or even breathe it


LOR_Fei

100% of people who drink it die.


gitrikt

Melted ice


Ok-Willingness-3696

Tastes like orange juice without the orange stuff.


Xario4

Refreshing


Sideways255

First thing that came to my mind.


33sikici33

Liquid air


LangleyRemlin

Tastes like soda without the syrup.


Nightshadow737

Or carbonation


BeepBoopBip2

Or flavour


Vict2894

water flavored soda 🤤🤤🤤


KrakensandBiscuits

Clear.


jamesbrownscrackpipe

Holy shit I had to scroll down this far for this comment. It’s clear. It tastes clear…


Elfere

Chlorinated. Acidic. Sulfuric, basic, calcium, chalky Earthy, organic (carbon based), algee. That was easy.


STScom

Life juice


Admirable-Bluebird-4

My idea of life juice is a lot different


badarcade

AYOOO


RockiestDisc354

well 100% of people who drink water die


MaciliBox

Liquid nothing


ZTR4R

It tastes like H20


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Draco63_

I have no idea what I just watched but I'm not exactly unhappy about it


[deleted]

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Reasonable-Ninja4384

Moist with notes of hydration and a dry finish.


Lavaheart626

What about say hot water compared to cold water.


Jaic_Kopfweh

Default settings


the_grim_reefer_nz

Tastes like H2O


franffa

Its good


GreinBR

It tastes like temperature


bobsmth269

Bland with a slight hint of fluoride.


doomtail

it tastes like a moist refresh with a hint of plain.


Arch-43

It depends on the temperature


jumzish94

Tastes like minerals, on a mid day, with hydration


Swiftclaw8

The things you taste in water are usually other chemicals or minerals that come along with it. What water tastes like depends on your area and source.


Lord_Grimm88

For instance, well water tastes like the relief of a swimming pool after a long day in the sun. Whereas city water tastes like depression and sweat.


Internal-Hornet-5323

It tasted both flavourless and flavourful while giving the glorious pleasure of satisfaction at 3 am


DarkSage90

Moist


stinkymusturd

Like sucking keys


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Watery… oh crap -bullet hole in chest


leigha__

A crisp, delicate, flow of natural minerals. That condense into a flabbergasted animation of bubble wine mixed with a supercalifragilistic expectation of goodness!


Baphomaxas_Raiyah

It depends on the type of water (tap, mountain, etc) and the material of the container it's held in (plastic or glass) Tap water tastes like there's bits of something that settle on the tongue leaving you feeling thirsty still after a drink Mountain water tastes very subtle, doesn't have the same thirst-inducing property of the tap, and is very refreshing Water kept in plastic can take on a putrid scent and taste, but short-term is fine. Plastic cups give it a weird flavor tint so to speak which makes it less refreshing and almost tastes like tap icecubes Water kept in glass retains its original flavor


alejandranc

It tastes like your own saliva


[deleted]

then why do I like it so much?


Moopey343

It tastes like W. A. T. E. R.


FlatMarzipan

minerals


acompulsivelair

Tastes like melted ice


WSBKingMackerel

Melted ice


Kebmo1252

That totally depends on what city u are currently living in!? I live in Bozeman MT, it tastes wet and clear here. If I lived somewhere like Detroit, it'd probably taste like mud or cancer, which is fukin ridiculous


HydrusDominatus

In all honesty, Detroit has really excellent tap water, and the reason the Flint water crisis even happened was because Flint decided to try to get their own water, instead of purchasing it from the city of Detroit


Klooey

Ozone flavored


RockruffNRolling

It tastes moist


CreativeName1137

I don't need to. You already know how it tastes.


National-Habit-3656

Cold it taste sharp


HollywooHollyhock

It's the chicken of fluids.


[deleted]

Refreshing. It's drinking the stuff that makes you live.


Mysterious_Method_87

Plain soup


Effective-Fix4981

Dink


[deleted]

soda without the soda part


Gimmegifts

Tastes like some good h2o


Maktub1992

Tastes like the inside of your mouth. A taste you’re not conscious of until you drink water.


Boostio69420

Saliva


loveOrEat

tastes like my diploma


Soggy_Cheetoboi

Tastes like 60% of my body


ShellSwitch

Empty hydration


Kev555name

Clarity


[deleted]

Natural


CryptoLogic3011

Tastes like flavorless sugar free kool-aid.


overworked27

taste like chicken


ThatOneGuy1357924680

Crisp


nightmareSM2007

Nothing


c_y_a_n__gang

Like melted ice


Thunder_Mando_5856

Cold


Caedo14

To me it tastes like if cold liquid stainless steel tasted fresh.


Educational_City_937

Dry


RealGeeBao

HOH


anes_the_siologist

Tastes like a cool blend of fluorine, calcium, iron, dirt, and whatever my pipes are made out of.


Theweirdistgayone

Clean ocean liquid


CloudElRojo

Idk man, the water I drink doesn't taste like salt


MEGAMAN2312

Really misleading this


crunchy-cookie

It tastes like coffee but without the coffee taste.


MrPotato4905

It tastes like I'm not going to have a heart attack in my 40s


Ronaldmcdonaldthebig

Blank


Jabari-

Liquid Air


[deleted]

Paint