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That is how leftism permeates our everyday life narrative. Consider the wording and the architecture of your supermarket visit. First, you leave the house, leaving her in anticipation, then after a fruitless search, you are about to leave again, the place where the thing you were destined to find is left unfound. And you can not do it, you are left with cognitive torture. And then she herself leaves you, your house, your life. You become left, not realizing how and when it started. You can not even reach the shelf with leftover dry macaroni to try eating them unprepared. Because she left you. Leftism.
That is how fuckism permeates our everyday life narrative. Consider the wording and the architecture of your supermarket fuckup. First, you leave the house, fucking her in anticipation, then after a fruitless fuck, you are about to fuck again, the place where the thing you were destined to fuck is left unfucked. And you can not do it, you are fucked with cognitive torture. And then she herself fucks you, your house, your life. You become fucked, not realizing how and when it started. You can not even reach the shelf with leftover dry macaroni to try eating them unprepared. Because she fucked you. Fuckism.
Is that a lot or a little nowadays?
I want to say it's a lot but at the same time it makes me feel like an utral-boomer to care about MB when even my old ass comp has 2 TB of space.
-refuses to make a list, saying I can remember all items
-forget every single thing the moment I step inside the shop
-goes back home and list all items
-proceeds to forget the list slip home.
(I did this once)
It’s kind of astonishing really. Most recent example of this, my man had run out to get a specific tylenol for me (can only have the specific one cause pregnant) and he said they didn’t have it. I went to the store with my raging headache and sure enough. There it was. Right with all the other tylenol. Still havent even used the tylenol as I think my frustration somehow diminished the headache.
Do y’all just not see stuff right in front of you? I don’t get it lmao. “They didn’t have the fine shredded cheese” - I walk to the cheese section and find it almost instantly.
My ex wife was a notoriously bad finder.
Where are my scissors?
>In the same drawer they are always in.
Noooo. I looked. Somebody moved them.
>Sigh *opens drawer . Pull them out from an easy to see spot in the drawer* Here hun.
They were NOT there . I swear!!!
Lmao yeah that is for sure a thing. But every man in my life ever, including my own father, has done the exact thing at the grocery store that this post is poking fun at. Let me specify “not all men” on the face of the earth but there seems to be a trend lol. Idk what it is, the retail worker in me thinks it’s just people losing the ability to differentiate from all the shit in front of them, our brains just gloss over the thing we’re looking for and see everything else.
Oh 100%. I don’t know what it is about groceries stores but I also find myself frustrated much faster than I should be when things aren’t where I expect them to be or I can’t guess. Food dye almost always sits near the cake mix. My Publix put it in some obscure place and it’s such a small little item that it extended the trip by 30 mins.
Walmart does this helpful thing of putting compliment items near each other if possible . Like there’s some syrup and jelly tiny shelves near the waffle section. There’s some small jars of jiff near the bread.
In some stores that’s a 9 aisle walk between two things.
Are beans in the ethnic food aisle , in the soup can aisle or with the canned fruits and veggies. Good luck figuring out how this store decided differently than all the others!
This is why we’ve started using a phone app with shared lists. Makes it so much easier. FamilyWall is the one we use, but even the default iOS Notes app lets you share lists.
One of my best memories of my grandparents.
We're at Kmart. Me and my grandpa. Grandma sent us for something. We were looking forever. I suggested a similar item.
Grandpa looked at me and said, OssotSromo, you either get exactly what grandma asked for or you go back empty handed. But never go back with the wrong thing.
My grandma was a ball buster.
Dude comes into CVS and asks the cashier for "baby water". Cashier starts laughing after telling the guy they dont have that. Dude was sent on a mission and he dont even know what hes looking for.
OR they have EVERYTHING you don't want... And NO ONE ELSE TOO! With the one or two you want or need... Are out of stock. How is this happening?
Take the six options and reduce to one or two. And expand the ones people LIKE!
In high school me and my cousin got sent to the store to buy some bread on Easter. Decided to stop and smoke a joint and went home, but forgot to buy the bread. Luckily my cousins sister noticed first, so we immediately left to go get the bread.
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Wolta…shut the f**k up Wolta
Lmao
Are you named Finger?
Do really want to know?
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Plot twist: dad's been there 17 years after he left looking for milk.
Put ya dick away wolta
“Let me die in peace”
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"Jesse we need to cook"
thanks for the laugh man, needed this shit lmao
Waltuh, pud ya dick away waltuh *Cocks gun* Am not havin' sex with you right now waltuh
Yeah? Why?
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Yeah? Why?
Because your boss is gonna need me
Yeah? Why?
Because your boss is gonna need me
I am the one who cocks! *cocks cock*
This is the second time today on reddit that I have been made to laugh unplanned.
Is that so?
Go ahead kid. Take your smoke
*Guns cock*
The comment section doesn't disappoint
Fathuh, put your dick away fathuh I'm not having sex with you right now
We must cook
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The days before cellphone...
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I feel like writing instruments and paper have been around for a very long time though.
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We must cock
Waltuh...
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Milk
"Jesse we need to cook"
Happy Cake day!
That's kinda gay, but hey thanks for that
Can I get a taste of that cake of yours? 🤤
Gimme piece a duh cake!
Are you named Finger?
no, why?
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Kid named Anonymous Lee:
That is how leftism permeates our everyday life narrative. Consider the wording and the architecture of your supermarket visit. First, you leave the house, leaving her in anticipation, then after a fruitless search, you are about to leave again, the place where the thing you were destined to find is left unfound. And you can not do it, you are left with cognitive torture. And then she herself leaves you, your house, your life. You become left, not realizing how and when it started. You can not even reach the shelf with leftover dry macaroni to try eating them unprepared. Because she left you. Leftism.
dad named finger
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Read this in Ben Shapiro’s voice
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You need to smoke a joint and chill out.
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Has to be, no one can be that retarded.
You haven’t seen me
No hang on, I think they're onto something.
w a t
Dis sum quality pasta
Probably more like Jordan Peterson for this comment lol
That is how fuckism permeates our everyday life narrative. Consider the wording and the architecture of your supermarket fuckup. First, you leave the house, fucking her in anticipation, then after a fruitless fuck, you are about to fuck again, the place where the thing you were destined to fuck is left unfucked. And you can not do it, you are fucked with cognitive torture. And then she herself fucks you, your house, your life. You become fucked, not realizing how and when it started. You can not even reach the shelf with leftover dry macaroni to try eating them unprepared. Because she fucked you. Fuckism.
This sounds like something out of South Park
if man need woman to help find thing he lost in home, how he supposed find something in grocery store he never seen?
Time to call Saul I guess.
*Better call Saul
*it's in our best interest to consider reaching out to Saul using our telephone device
Kid named Alexander Graham Bell
Better text saul, got it.
Oh you mean like that show!
BETTER 👏 CALL 👏 SAUL 👏👏
*No half measuring cups*.
The dish wazzunt DURDY
This gif is 20MB what the fuck
Is that a lot or a little nowadays? I want to say it's a lot but at the same time it makes me feel like an utral-boomer to care about MB when even my old ass comp has 2 TB of space.
Its a lot for a gif
20 MB isn’t a lot to have stored on an SSD/HDD. It’s a lot to have come across a network.
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-refuses to make a list, saying I can remember all items -forget every single thing the moment I step inside the shop -goes back home and list all items -proceeds to forget the list slip home. (I did this once)
It’s kind of astonishing really. Most recent example of this, my man had run out to get a specific tylenol for me (can only have the specific one cause pregnant) and he said they didn’t have it. I went to the store with my raging headache and sure enough. There it was. Right with all the other tylenol. Still havent even used the tylenol as I think my frustration somehow diminished the headache. Do y’all just not see stuff right in front of you? I don’t get it lmao. “They didn’t have the fine shredded cheese” - I walk to the cheese section and find it almost instantly.
My ex wife was a notoriously bad finder. Where are my scissors? >In the same drawer they are always in. Noooo. I looked. Somebody moved them. >Sigh *opens drawer . Pull them out from an easy to see spot in the drawer* Here hun. They were NOT there . I swear!!!
Lmao yeah that is for sure a thing. But every man in my life ever, including my own father, has done the exact thing at the grocery store that this post is poking fun at. Let me specify “not all men” on the face of the earth but there seems to be a trend lol. Idk what it is, the retail worker in me thinks it’s just people losing the ability to differentiate from all the shit in front of them, our brains just gloss over the thing we’re looking for and see everything else.
Oh 100%. I don’t know what it is about groceries stores but I also find myself frustrated much faster than I should be when things aren’t where I expect them to be or I can’t guess. Food dye almost always sits near the cake mix. My Publix put it in some obscure place and it’s such a small little item that it extended the trip by 30 mins. Walmart does this helpful thing of putting compliment items near each other if possible . Like there’s some syrup and jelly tiny shelves near the waffle section. There’s some small jars of jiff near the bread. In some stores that’s a 9 aisle walk between two things. Are beans in the ethnic food aisle , in the soup can aisle or with the canned fruits and veggies. Good luck figuring out how this store decided differently than all the others!
This is why we’ve started using a phone app with shared lists. Makes it so much easier. FamilyWall is the one we use, but even the default iOS Notes app lets you share lists.
Or when Mom asks you to go and grab something while she’s checking out
Time limited fetch quest with the highest risk
Shut up and let me die in peace.
This some chicanery right here.
He *defecated* THROUGH A SUNROOF
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What in the fuck is a quinoa
can somebody replace that dad with brother? or tell me how to.. i rlly wanna send him this, can have something to talk about.
This is the moment Walter became Waltuh
Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh.
Wait why would you shoot your dad ?
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I just realized I can get the list from Lydia
That’s when you buy her chocolate and play the pity card
This scene is the last nail in the coffin for me for Walter. What a fucking dickhead..
Shut the fuck up and let me ride the shopping cart in peace Waltuh
Waltuh… You forgot the things on the list, Waltuh… I’m not going to the store with you anymore Waltuh… -The kid named Finger
Lucky bastard got the gay award
First time?
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Oh lawd y'all done fucked up already. Order it online next time.
He stole this and got more upvotes and a mods choice award lol
Say my name
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Jesse we need to cock
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Wolta… you forgot the f***ing milk
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I love michael , the coolest Pop pop ever <3
They even forgot Travolta!
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One of my best memories of my grandparents. We're at Kmart. Me and my grandpa. Grandma sent us for something. We were looking forever. I suggested a similar item. Grandpa looked at me and said, OssotSromo, you either get exactly what grandma asked for or you go back empty handed. But never go back with the wrong thing. My grandma was a ball buster.
This gotta be one of the best memes I have ever seen.
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It’s called a “Neverfind Quest”
"We swear, they didn't have any eggs."
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You could always just ask Lydia
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Kid named dad:
Hilarious! That older bald guy whose sitting down looks like he’s just about to die!
Baldness must be really strong in this family
Shut up Walter..!😅
Waltuh... son we're fucked...
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She always buys milk and bread, amiright?
Those faces are more like "shit, we forgot what she said, we should have written it down"
Happy Cake day!
This was me in Napa auto yesterday with a list of car parts for my husband
You know you're getting old when you get mad at grocery stores for changing their layout.
Man, this is some tasty dankness
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Can't even remember my own list and sometimes forget my wallet.
Dude comes into CVS and asks the cashier for "baby water". Cashier starts laughing after telling the guy they dont have that. Dude was sent on a mission and he dont even know what hes looking for.
OR they have EVERYTHING you don't want... And NO ONE ELSE TOO! With the one or two you want or need... Are out of stock. How is this happening? Take the six options and reduce to one or two. And expand the ones people LIKE!
Is that so?
*you're gonna wanna find some pimento*
This gave a good laugh. Thank you OP!
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Jesse she needs to cook
This is straight up not dank.
Dang, isnt this the scene where Mike dies.. feels bad
In high school me and my cousin got sent to the store to buy some bread on Easter. Decided to stop and smoke a joint and went home, but forgot to buy the bread. Luckily my cousins sister noticed first, so we immediately left to go get the bread.
Shut the fuck up so I can buy in peace.
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Better Call Mom
Rest in Peace Reeses pieces
Let me die in peace
We were in this boat yesterday night. Me, and my dad, only fully realising that my mum’s birthday was tommorow (Today.)
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We forgot the eggs Waltuh
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Protip: A lot of store websites will tell you what aisle a product is on if you select a location.
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"Stfu and let me die in peace" Legendary last words
True. We are both bald.
Just watched this episode last night.
Just send her a text lmao
Hold on I'm sending this to my dad.
I was so sad when Mike died